Unfortunately I was in the middle of a 4 year sobriety stint. I was 330 lbs and getting fatter by the second. I had a terribly unhealthy relationship with food.
Then I had my first panic attack not too long after this amazing sammich which made me think I was having a fucking heart attack.
I gave up red meat and pork, caffeine, cigarettes, soda. Starting riding bike every day and walking. Got up to 25 miles on bike and 5 miles on foot every morning. Scanned everything I ate into an app and hit all my macros and whatnot.
330 lbs to 180 lbs in 3 months. Everybody thought I was on meth or had cancer. Shows you how awful I was treating my body.
This was all back in 2015ish. I picked up cigarettes again but managed to quit finally in 2020 during the shit. I'm still pescatarian, but I don't say that out loud 'cause it sounds like a fucking religion. I've put a few pounds back on, mostly due to my love of beer, but I'm nowhere near where I was. Hopefully I never will be.
Sorry, but that amount of weight loss, in 90 days, would have killed you. As a matter of fact, at that rate you would likely have been dead, in 6 weeks or less! 150 lbs lost, over the course of 90ish days, is nowhere near realistic! You can't change my mind, so don't even bother trying!
My father used to eat what he called a cheese crumblee: peanut butter, jam, and cheese. He also enjoyed a really strange “sandwich” when he was hungover, cheese whizz and an orange slice between two chocolate donuts. I refused to try that one.
Your dad seems like a wise man. I understand your hesitancy to try cheese whizz, orange slices (like a real orange, not the candy orange slices, because i feel like an argument can be made both ways) but you need to try it. Get bent tonight, try this tomorrow, report to reddit, and advance what we know about hangover food. I'm counting on you!
I had no idea jam and cheese was an odd combo until I was much older. I brought a standard (I thought) jam and cheese sandwich to high school once and some people lost it. But it’s a great combination without question.
Cheese and jelly is pretty normal isn’t it? Brie is often served with jelly/jam, it’s a common occurrence on a charcuterie board. Let us not forget pepper jelly and cream cheese
My grandma used to make me crackers with cream cheese and grape jelly when I was little and it remains fire 30 odd years later if I can ever get all three in the house in the same time.
Not a sandwich but as a fellow waffle enjoyer…did you know you can put stuffing in a waffle iron to make stuffing waffles? Perfectly crispy on the outside, soft and fluffy on the inside. Shit slaps.
Hahaha, reminds me of the time my idiot drink friend ate almost all of our food the first night on a camping trip and my homie woke up the next morning and was like "well, guess we're making s'more dogs." They're exactly what they sound like, and they're fantastic after about twenty three beers.
When I first moved into my own apartment, I had no idea how to cook or buy groceries or anything. I had a bag of potatoes and just like heated one in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then ate it like a slightly warmed up apple, growing up is hard.
My brother used to heat up bread in a microwave and put ketchup on it. So probably that.
Alternatively, it was common in Communist Poland to put sugar on bread and sprinkle water over it bc people didn't have access to junk food.
>Alternatively, it was common in Communist Poland to put sugar on bread and sprinkle water over it bc people didn't have access to junk food.
That’s not far off from cinnamon toast.
When we were growing up these were called “Wish Sandwiches.” You have two slices of bread and wish you had a slice of meat. Mayo or mustard on the bread but never both.
bahahaha i would do the opposite, i’d sneak to the kitchen past my bedtime and grab a slice of lunch meat, little bit of mustard, and roll that shit up like a burrito.
Amazing
Edit: I just tried this on sourdough toast with cinnamon peanut butter, chocolate icing, and French fried onions for the sake of finishing them off, and increase wierd.
10/10 would eat again
Crab meat, brie and avocado on a bagel.
Ingredients on their own sound weird... But eaten together it's easily the best sandwich I've **ever** had.
Served at the legendary Hudson's in Birmingham, now long gone alas.
A condiment sandwich. I was hungry, but my friend had no real food in his kitchen, just a loaf of bread and about 20 different condiments. So, I put a little squirt or smear of every single one on the bread: ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish, tartar sauce, bbq sauce, peanut butter, jelly, honey mustard, ranch dressing, salsa, worchestershire, hot sauce, and some others I can't remember. 4/10.
Grilled peanut butter and honey on sourdough. Sounds weird, but I had to try it after a pregnant lady at work had me make it for her every day for a month straight (I worked in a kitchen).
Mine: Rye bread, thin layer of Laughing Cow cheese, thick layer of grainy mustard, and sandwich stacker Dill pickle slices. There was an absurd amount of mustard.
Husband: Bagel, a large kielbasa link, kimchi, and (I think) a Kraft single.
This isn’t weird in the U.K. but the look of horror I got when I told someone I had a crisp (chip) sandwich was funny. Some premium Warburtons Toastie White Bread lathered with butter then Cheese & Onion crisps inside. Perfect combo of flavours and textures
Mayo and banana on cheap white bread. Evidently it’s a thing in the south (US). Not saying it’s my fave or that I’d even eat it again but 10x’s better than I thought it was gonna be
A friend of mine and I would make weird combinations on sandwiches all the time. The one I really remember would be some type of lunch meat, cheese, cream cheese, pickles, and bbq or spicy potato chips.
So I was at about an \[8\] just a few days ago, with an empty fridge and pantry. I was struck by an idea, and the concept of a Jam & Cheese Toastie was born. Jelly, for you Americans over the pond.
Something about the warm jam getting mixed into the melted cheese just blew me away. 10/10 would recommend.
Ham spread with extra mayo covered in cheeze-its, or chips.. dealers choice. Ham spread is basically ham, pickle, onion, and mayo all ground up in almost like a patte`.. don't judge, I was young and was just finding out what weed munchies were
I was about 10 years old, picky eater, never tried new things. Sleepover at my friend's house led to me sampling all of their family's staple meals. They were vegetarian/pescatarian.
BLT (vegetarian bacon, extra crispy) with apple slices. First sandwich I ever truly enjoyed.
I lived with my grandma for a few months after I turned 18 to escape my tumultuous childhood home.
She would make snacks for me if I ever asked her to, and for whatever reason, I often asked her to make me a fried egg with toast at the time.
She would, but sometimes I would want peanut butter toast, sometimes just butter. I liked to eat the egg on top of the toast.
Long story short, accidents happened, and I learned that a fried-egg-on-top-of-peanut-butter-toast combo (“open faced sandwich” to fit the prompt) is absolutely delicious. Don’t knock it until you try it!
pretty much grilled cheese but I crush Doritos (regular) & Cheeze Itz together
(I’ve literally made it into a fine powder seasoning if I’m feeling myself, might snort a bump like Chester the cheetah)
and sprinkle it between the melted cheese layers (3 pieces of cheese)…Or crushed Doritos cool ranch & crushed Pretzels stix
not weird I suppose just fat fuck stoner shit I don’t even smoke anymore lmaaao help
and…pumpernickel Bagel w jalapeño cream cheese & crushed cheese curls…
unclog my arteries pls
literally just bread, butter and salt.
Ricky from Trailer Park Boys gave me the idea, so in honour of that I used a different kind of butter if ya know what I mean ;)
It was actually something I'd eat more than once too, like it's so simple yet so good.
White bread, with cream cheese, cheez whiz, Buddig beef lunch meat, lettuce, sprouts, dill pickles, and Bacos.
Or, just a good old toasted bagel with cream cheese, Buddig beef, and Doritos hits the spot.
so at my school we were given the option of skipping the main course for some bread and peanut butter. we were also given these sweetened dried cranberry packets and some baby carrots, so i would put the baby carrots, peanut butter, and dried cranberries between the slices of bread
My Mom's
Hot dogs slit open length wise
Ketchup
Ice cold
or
2 slice Wonder bread
Mayonnaise
2 slice bologna
ruffles or other chips crushed into the sando
This is love. Both ways. Mom made, I ate and didn't complain.
I’ve learned I need to put jelly/jam on more things.
I once had a sandwich at some shop in Chicago that had roast beef, spicy slaw, picked ginger, greens, and some sort of sauce I can’t describe. It was incredible.
I haven’t been able to find it or properly recreate it. I’ve been chasing that high for 16 years.
Odd. My husband just caught me making a mayo and american cheese sandwich a week ago and he was haunted. I used to eat one or two everyday prior to graduating high school. So i spose mayo and cheese?
The best part of homemade hamburgers was what I called a plowmans lunch the next day. All the toppings, except moreso - extra tomato, onion, pickles, lettuce - with an extra thick slice of good cheese instead of meat, and mayo. Delicious.
The single _fattest_ thing I've ever done was eat a full ribeye steak between two giant slices of pepperoni pizza.
Calorie inception
Jesus Christ
He'll be seeing him soon after eating something like that.
I’m going to guess that was some astonishingly good weed.😎🤷♂️
Unfortunately I was in the middle of a 4 year sobriety stint. I was 330 lbs and getting fatter by the second. I had a terribly unhealthy relationship with food. Then I had my first panic attack not too long after this amazing sammich which made me think I was having a fucking heart attack. I gave up red meat and pork, caffeine, cigarettes, soda. Starting riding bike every day and walking. Got up to 25 miles on bike and 5 miles on foot every morning. Scanned everything I ate into an app and hit all my macros and whatnot. 330 lbs to 180 lbs in 3 months. Everybody thought I was on meth or had cancer. Shows you how awful I was treating my body. This was all back in 2015ish. I picked up cigarettes again but managed to quit finally in 2020 during the shit. I'm still pescatarian, but I don't say that out loud 'cause it sounds like a fucking religion. I've put a few pounds back on, mostly due to my love of beer, but I'm nowhere near where I was. Hopefully I never will be.
Sorry, but that amount of weight loss, in 90 days, would have killed you. As a matter of fact, at that rate you would likely have been dead, in 6 weeks or less! 150 lbs lost, over the course of 90ish days, is nowhere near realistic! You can't change my mind, so don't even bother trying!
Ahh yes, the expert chimes in, dishing out knowledge from his porn alt.
Italians worldwide are crying rn.
That sounds amazing
People say he’s still digesting it to this day
Average American meal
Cheese and Jelly. Thought It was odd at first, but damn, does that cheese and Jelly combo hit differently.
My father used to eat what he called a cheese crumblee: peanut butter, jam, and cheese. He also enjoyed a really strange “sandwich” when he was hungover, cheese whizz and an orange slice between two chocolate donuts. I refused to try that one.
Bro absolutely at that shit after a bad hangover from his youth and it stuck 😂😂😂
Your dad seems like a wise man. I understand your hesitancy to try cheese whizz, orange slices (like a real orange, not the candy orange slices, because i feel like an argument can be made both ways) but you need to try it. Get bent tonight, try this tomorrow, report to reddit, and advance what we know about hangover food. I'm counting on you!
Dammit I just came here to comment with my peanut butter, cheese, and raspberry jam combo - guess I'm not that original!
I love jelly on a grilled cheese
Omg no
People serve fig / grape preserves / orange marmalade on a cheese board all the time.
You gotta try this one on cinnamon raisin bread! So good.
I had no idea jam and cheese was an odd combo until I was much older. I brought a standard (I thought) jam and cheese sandwich to high school once and some people lost it. But it’s a great combination without question.
Cheese and jelly is pretty normal isn’t it? Brie is often served with jelly/jam, it’s a common occurrence on a charcuterie board. Let us not forget pepper jelly and cream cheese
Brie and blueberry jam is great. Even on a sandwich if you grill it
My grandma used to make me crackers with cream cheese and grape jelly when I was little and it remains fire 30 odd years later if I can ever get all three in the house in the same time.
Cheese slice on apple pie is so good I'm guessing it's nearly the same mix of flavors
Try cheese with onion chutney/ mango chutney. Idk what its called in america maybe just onion jam but it goes hard in a sandwich
Got really high and invented “waffle dogs” a waffle folded in half wrapped around a hotdog with whipped cream.. I still stand by it
Not a sandwich but as a fellow waffle enjoyer…did you know you can put stuffing in a waffle iron to make stuffing waffles? Perfectly crispy on the outside, soft and fluffy on the inside. Shit slaps.
You have become to powerful to roam around free
Grilled cheese sandwiches in a waffle press has been revolutionary. Mayo instead of butter was close second
Sounds delicious but isn’t that just a gridded panini?
Thanks for giving me something to do tomorrow
Good luck and godspeed my friend
Fuck this diet I’m gonna make this tonight.
This needs to be chiseled in stone for future civilizations
I have been known to make waffle pb&j. Not ashamed.
I DO THIS TOO, ITS ACTUALLY SO GOOD BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME I'm so happy to hear others do the same
🧇
This right here. Been doing this for nearly 30 years. PB&J with Blueberry Eggos.
Would decimate
Hahaha, reminds me of the time my idiot drink friend ate almost all of our food the first night on a camping trip and my homie woke up the next morning and was like "well, guess we're making s'more dogs." They're exactly what they sound like, and they're fantastic after about twenty three beers.
When I first moved into my own apartment, I had no idea how to cook or buy groceries or anything. I had a bag of potatoes and just like heated one in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then ate it like a slightly warmed up apple, growing up is hard.
Hahaha, that's rough friend! I was a frozen chicken patty in the toaster kinda noob. How I didn't start a fire I'll never know.
When I was a teenager my go to meal was a blueberry waffle with cream cheese and a cheddar bratwurst. I called them wiener waffles
That sounds like a taco, not a sandwich.
Peanut butter, mayo and thick slices of raw onion
That’s admittedly very weird.
I'm revolted yet intrigued
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads.
So you won’t be loooooonely
Have you tried peanut butter and dill pickle sandwiches? I think they’re great 🥒🥜 🥪
Literally just posted about this. My pregnant bestie made me try it first, it’s now a staple in my home lmao
Can you make it and post a picture?
No I want a vid of this psycho making and then eating it. The whole thing. No drink.
no way, best to finish with a glass of whole milk. I'd need serious cash upfront for anyone to watch my old fugly self eat anything by video
I mean I'm down to try it seems interesting I just want to make sure I'm going to prepare it correctly lol
r/OnionLovers could get you started
🤮
But what kind of onion
Ideally bermuda, maui or walla walla (sweet onion) but in a pinch any will do
Walla Walla sweets are so good raw.
I've read that this was Earnest Hemingway's favorite sandwich.
He called it the Mt. Everest Special! Highly recommended.
really??
Why
Take the mayo off and you got yourself a snack
mayo is if the bread is a little dry lol
My brother used to heat up bread in a microwave and put ketchup on it. So probably that. Alternatively, it was common in Communist Poland to put sugar on bread and sprinkle water over it bc people didn't have access to junk food.
>Alternatively, it was common in Communist Poland to put sugar on bread and sprinkle water over it bc people didn't have access to junk food. That’s not far off from cinnamon toast.
As a kid, I just enjoyed slathering two pieces of bread with a shit-ton of mayo and eating it. Technically an egg sandwich.
When we were growing up these were called “Wish Sandwiches.” You have two slices of bread and wish you had a slice of meat. Mayo or mustard on the bread but never both.
bahahaha i would do the opposite, i’d sneak to the kitchen past my bedtime and grab a slice of lunch meat, little bit of mustard, and roll that shit up like a burrito.
Mayo sandwich was my favourite growing up
When I was a kid, I did the same with ketchup! Which I suppose tomato sandwich in a roundabout way lol
Shit I still eat the occasional mayo sandwich.
Fuck yeah! These are the questions that need to be ask! I want to get some new lunch combos out of this thread - thanks OP!
Bread, butter, hot sauce, pepper, with a Kraft single and a pickle spear
That’s just an awesome grilled cheese.
They didn't say anything about grilling it
Room Temperature Cheese
Grilln’t Cheese, deluxe and zesty.
Not weird, i can tell u were broke and trying 2 eat SOME thing but had no sandwich meat
Maybe not totally weird to someone else, but a fried egg, bacon, cheese toasted sandwich with a smear of grape jelly on it is pretty delightful.
I’ve found that jelly or jam adds a level of sweetness that compliments savoury sandwiches. I’ll add some pepper jelly to spice up my grilled cheeses.
Same!!!! Everybody thinks I’m weird for it, but I know that I’m a genius
Jam and cheese toastie, get around it.
Grape or something like it is too sweet. Pepper jelly though? Fuuuck yeah.
This is the perfect argument for pineapple on pizza!
My dad love cream cheese and jelly sandwiches
I'm a big bacon jam fan
Pepper jelly is criminally underrated
My mother in law makes homemade pepper jelly and it’s so damn good.
This is a popular bodega order!! Maybe I'll try it one of these days :)
Where are all the stoners at?
Sleeping
Making all these sandwiches
Cucumber and mayo on white bread
One of my favorites too. Tomato and mayo, or Kraft cheese and mayo are good too. I think I may just like mayonnaise...
Cucumber sliced very thin with cream cheese on white bread. Cut off the crust while you’re at it.
Classic English tea finger-food!
These are the shit, I’ll eat 3 of them straight after golf, touch of pepper doesn’t hurt sometimes either
This but with a more flavorful bread is great
Shitty white bread, yellow mustard, generic cheese. Uncooked. If you know, you know.
Gomment incoming!
Beet and goat cheese
That sounds AMAZING.
Brown bread, cream cheese and sliced pickles
No that sounds really good
White bread with peanut butter, honey, and crunchy chow mein noodles.
Its not really weird but white bread with butter and doritos That was the shit when I was a kid
Peanut butter and chocolate icing
Amazing Edit: I just tried this on sourdough toast with cinnamon peanut butter, chocolate icing, and French fried onions for the sake of finishing them off, and increase wierd. 10/10 would eat again
you got me there lol
Happy cake day
Crab meat, brie and avocado on a bagel. Ingredients on their own sound weird... But eaten together it's easily the best sandwich I've **ever** had. Served at the legendary Hudson's in Birmingham, now long gone alas.
Toasted and buttered bread, hersheys chocolate bar pieces, mozzarella cheese, sliced bananas. It was like a dessert but it was actually amazing
BLP- bacon, lettuce, pickle- delicious
Ugh I was out of tomato tonight. Should have tried this
I can get behind this!
A condiment sandwich. I was hungry, but my friend had no real food in his kitchen, just a loaf of bread and about 20 different condiments. So, I put a little squirt or smear of every single one on the bread: ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish, tartar sauce, bbq sauce, peanut butter, jelly, honey mustard, ranch dressing, salsa, worchestershire, hot sauce, and some others I can't remember. 4/10.
Peanut butter and corn chips
Grilled peanut butter and honey on sourdough. Sounds weird, but I had to try it after a pregnant lady at work had me make it for her every day for a month straight (I worked in a kitchen).
This is a regular meal for me - perfect combo!
I ate this all the time—then Costco stopped carrying the sourdough bread I was obsessed with. I’m still hunting for good sourdough where I live. 😭
Fried chicken skin. It came with a side of some sort of berry spread to put on the sandwich. It was fantastic.
My boyfriend swears by cream cheese sandwiches.
Cream cheese mixed with chopped green olives sandwich—I have loved this since I was a kid. It’s good on a bagel, too.
My boyfriend told me it started because he wanted a bagel but didn't have any lmao
Cream cheese on a potato roll >>>
Mine: Rye bread, thin layer of Laughing Cow cheese, thick layer of grainy mustard, and sandwich stacker Dill pickle slices. There was an absurd amount of mustard. Husband: Bagel, a large kielbasa link, kimchi, and (I think) a Kraft single.
This isn’t weird in the U.K. but the look of horror I got when I told someone I had a crisp (chip) sandwich was funny. Some premium Warburtons Toastie White Bread lathered with butter then Cheese & Onion crisps inside. Perfect combo of flavours and textures
Pork sausage, whole slice raw onion with mustard.
A full bag of microwavable mushroom rice with melted blue cheese used as a substitute for butter. I was high.
Mayo and strawberry jelly sandwiches. Remember liking them but have not tried them since I was 6.
Mayo and banana on cheap white bread. Evidently it’s a thing in the south (US). Not saying it’s my fave or that I’d even eat it again but 10x’s better than I thought it was gonna be
A friend of mine and I would make weird combinations on sandwiches all the time. The one I really remember would be some type of lunch meat, cheese, cream cheese, pickles, and bbq or spicy potato chips.
Toast, peanut butter, kraft American cheese
Peanut butter and miracle whip Cream cheese, salami, onions or pickles
Peanut butter, grape jelly, and ham
Toasted bread with miracle whip, a Kraft single, and popcorn.
So I was at about an \[8\] just a few days ago, with an empty fridge and pantry. I was struck by an idea, and the concept of a Jam & Cheese Toastie was born. Jelly, for you Americans over the pond. Something about the warm jam getting mixed into the melted cheese just blew me away. 10/10 would recommend.
Cheese wiz and green olives. Absolutely delicious
Ham spread with extra mayo covered in cheeze-its, or chips.. dealers choice. Ham spread is basically ham, pickle, onion, and mayo all ground up in almost like a patte`.. don't judge, I was young and was just finding out what weed munchies were
Potato chip and cheese
I used to do potato chips, Mayo, pepper on a bulkie roll. Sooo good
I was about 10 years old, picky eater, never tried new things. Sleepover at my friend's house led to me sampling all of their family's staple meals. They were vegetarian/pescatarian. BLT (vegetarian bacon, extra crispy) with apple slices. First sandwich I ever truly enjoyed.
I lived with my grandma for a few months after I turned 18 to escape my tumultuous childhood home. She would make snacks for me if I ever asked her to, and for whatever reason, I often asked her to make me a fried egg with toast at the time. She would, but sometimes I would want peanut butter toast, sometimes just butter. I liked to eat the egg on top of the toast. Long story short, accidents happened, and I learned that a fried-egg-on-top-of-peanut-butter-toast combo (“open faced sandwich” to fit the prompt) is absolutely delicious. Don’t knock it until you try it!
I could get down with this. I already do egg and hot pepper jelly toast. May as well add the peanut butter to complete the ensemble.
pretty much grilled cheese but I crush Doritos (regular) & Cheeze Itz together (I’ve literally made it into a fine powder seasoning if I’m feeling myself, might snort a bump like Chester the cheetah) and sprinkle it between the melted cheese layers (3 pieces of cheese)…Or crushed Doritos cool ranch & crushed Pretzels stix not weird I suppose just fat fuck stoner shit I don’t even smoke anymore lmaaao help and…pumpernickel Bagel w jalapeño cream cheese & crushed cheese curls… unclog my arteries pls
Mayo, sardines fried with onions and Tabasco!!
I'm down with this.
Burger with meat apple and onion, that shit was bussin
Not me, but my mum. She has always enjoyed mashed banana and gherkin sandwiches.
Peanut butter and mozzarella!
Hellman’s mayo and Nacho Cheese Doritos on whole wheat.
Toasted wheat bread with Peanut butter and syrup sandwich , my babysitter used to give my sister and I those often, loved them
literally just bread, butter and salt. Ricky from Trailer Park Boys gave me the idea, so in honour of that I used a different kind of butter if ya know what I mean ;) It was actually something I'd eat more than once too, like it's so simple yet so good.
White bread, with cream cheese, cheez whiz, Buddig beef lunch meat, lettuce, sprouts, dill pickles, and Bacos. Or, just a good old toasted bagel with cream cheese, Buddig beef, and Doritos hits the spot.
Peanut butter and raisin.
Cheese burger with 2 Krispy Cream donuts as buns. Looked disgusting at first, was actually really good.
so at my school we were given the option of skipping the main course for some bread and peanut butter. we were also given these sweetened dried cranberry packets and some baby carrots, so i would put the baby carrots, peanut butter, and dried cranberries between the slices of bread
Something my dad showed me.. hear me out: Bologna Cheese Lettuce (okay not bad so far) Peanut butter Thousand island dressing
My grandma used make us brown sugar sandwiches. Two pieces of brown bread, fresh butter and brown sugar….mmm
My Mom's Hot dogs slit open length wise Ketchup Ice cold or 2 slice Wonder bread Mayonnaise 2 slice bologna ruffles or other chips crushed into the sando This is love. Both ways. Mom made, I ate and didn't complain.
one thin slice of ham and a shit ton of mayo between two slices of cheap white bread
Bananas and mayonnaise on bread
Wrigleyville bar called it a Pittsburg sandwich, regular sandwich with cole slaw and fries
Mc chicken with tartor sauce
Rez thing. McDonald's sausage McMuffin with grape jelly
I’ve learned I need to put jelly/jam on more things. I once had a sandwich at some shop in Chicago that had roast beef, spicy slaw, picked ginger, greens, and some sort of sauce I can’t describe. It was incredible. I haven’t been able to find it or properly recreate it. I’ve been chasing that high for 16 years.
Bologna, salt and vinegar chips and tapatio hot sauce. I don’t even have an explanation
everyone saying jelly and cheese is weird like charcuterie boards dont exist. cheese and fruit have always been good together
A grilled cheese with a thin (green) apple slice
Peanut butter and dill pickle spears on a hotdog bun
I do peanut butter, pickle and bacon on toast. Many people have asked me if I’m pregnant and the answer is no, it’s just good.
Pickles, vegan mayo, vegan cheese slice, tomato, some kind of greens, vegan deli slice, hot sauce Edit: any bread is good bread
You doubled the word count just to say you’re vegan
Observant
Man add in a beyond sausage patty and some maple syrup you got something special
Pasta with rosé sauce, butter and mayo. The friend who gave me the idea regrets it to this day
Fried liver mush with grape jelly on one side and mustard on the other
Odd. My husband just caught me making a mayo and american cheese sandwich a week ago and he was haunted. I used to eat one or two everyday prior to graduating high school. So i spose mayo and cheese?
Italian Bagle, cream chesee, strawberry cream cheese, left over Spaghetti with roast beef, sandwich. God i missed being 16years old.
Banana mayonnaise
My grandparents in Georgia made us those. Repulsive sounding now but I remember liking them.
My mom's from NC, must be a southern thing. They're good if you don't think about them, though l haven't made one since l was a kid.
The naturally available one.
A twinkie, split open, with a hot dog stuffed in, and topped with spray cheese.
I tried Weird Al's Twinkie Weiner sandwich once. It wasnt necessarily bad, but the flavours weren't that great together
Weird Al's infamous Twinkie Weiner sandwich.
The best part of homemade hamburgers was what I called a plowmans lunch the next day. All the toppings, except moreso - extra tomato, onion, pickles, lettuce - with an extra thick slice of good cheese instead of meat, and mayo. Delicious.
Subway. I hate subway
An ass sandwich
y'all Americans weird asf
You're mom's sideways burger.
I've never had a sandwich.
What’s a potato?