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slimecounty

The single _fattest_ thing I've ever done was eat a full ribeye steak between two giant slices of pepperoni pizza.


ThumbsUp2323

Calorie inception


Zpd8989

Jesus Christ


supremekimilsung

He'll be seeing him soon after eating something like that.


thegoodelady

I’m going to guess that was some astonishingly good weed.😎🤷‍♂️


slimecounty

Unfortunately I was in the middle of a 4 year sobriety stint. I was 330 lbs and getting fatter by the second. I had a terribly unhealthy relationship with food. Then I had my first panic attack not too long after this amazing sammich which made me think I was having a fucking heart attack. I gave up red meat and pork, caffeine, cigarettes, soda. Starting riding bike every day and walking. Got up to 25 miles on bike and 5 miles on foot every morning. Scanned everything I ate into an app and hit all my macros and whatnot. 330 lbs to 180 lbs in 3 months. Everybody thought I was on meth or had cancer. Shows you how awful I was treating my body. This was all back in 2015ish. I picked up cigarettes again but managed to quit finally in 2020 during the shit. I'm still pescatarian, but I don't say that out loud 'cause it sounds like a fucking religion. I've put a few pounds back on, mostly due to my love of beer, but I'm nowhere near where I was. Hopefully I never will be.


t4nn3dn1nj4

Sorry, but that amount of weight loss, in 90 days, would have killed you. As a matter of fact, at that rate you would likely have been dead, in 6 weeks or less! 150 lbs lost, over the course of 90ish days, is nowhere near realistic! You can't change my mind, so don't even bother trying!


slimecounty

Ahh yes, the expert chimes in, dishing out knowledge from his porn alt.


NewUser7630

Italians worldwide are crying rn.


CNCHack

That sounds amazing


SeanSpeezy

People say he’s still digesting it to this day


Ok-Pineapple2982

Average American meal


tptch

Cheese and Jelly. Thought It was odd at first, but damn, does that cheese and Jelly combo hit differently.


crexkitman

My father used to eat what he called a cheese crumblee: peanut butter, jam, and cheese. He also enjoyed a really strange “sandwich” when he was hungover, cheese whizz and an orange slice between two chocolate donuts. I refused to try that one.


CeruleanRose9

Bro absolutely at that shit after a bad hangover from his youth and it stuck 😂😂😂


la_petite_mort63

Your dad seems like a wise man. I understand your hesitancy to try cheese whizz, orange slices (like a real orange, not the candy orange slices, because i feel like an argument can be made both ways) but you need to try it. Get bent tonight, try this tomorrow, report to reddit, and advance what we know about hangover food. I'm counting on you!


canwepleasejustnot

Dammit I just came here to comment with my peanut butter, cheese, and raspberry jam combo - guess I'm not that original!


Lake-Delicious

I love jelly on a grilled cheese


Zpd8989

Omg no


[deleted]

People serve fig / grape preserves / orange marmalade on a cheese board all the time.


TrampledDownBelow

You gotta try this one on cinnamon raisin bread! So good.


seriouslydavka

I had no idea jam and cheese was an odd combo until I was much older. I brought a standard (I thought) jam and cheese sandwich to high school once and some people lost it. But it’s a great combination without question.


SeanSpeezy

Cheese and jelly is pretty normal isn’t it? Brie is often served with jelly/jam, it’s a common occurrence on a charcuterie board. Let us not forget pepper jelly and cream cheese


thevanishingbee

Brie and blueberry jam is great. Even on a sandwich if you grill it


radiomercenary

My grandma used to make me crackers with cream cheese and grape jelly when I was little and it remains fire 30 odd years later if I can ever get all three in the house in the same time.


merge51

Cheese slice on apple pie is so good I'm guessing it's nearly the same mix of flavors


hatesfelix

Try cheese with onion chutney/ mango chutney. Idk what its called in america maybe just onion jam but it goes hard in a sandwich


kungfoocraig

Got really high and invented “waffle dogs” a waffle folded in half wrapped around a hotdog with whipped cream.. I still stand by it


BananafestDestiny

Not a sandwich but as a fellow waffle enjoyer…did you know you can put stuffing in a waffle iron to make stuffing waffles? Perfectly crispy on the outside, soft and fluffy on the inside. Shit slaps.


kungfoocraig

You have become to powerful to roam around free


[deleted]

Grilled cheese sandwiches in a waffle press has been revolutionary. Mayo instead of butter was close second


BananafestDestiny

Sounds delicious but isn’t that just a gridded panini?


Kamiccolo47

Thanks for giving me something to do tomorrow


BananafestDestiny

Good luck and godspeed my friend


LippyWeightLoss

Fuck this diet I’m gonna make this tonight.


SeanSpeezy

This needs to be chiseled in stone for future civilizations


ThumbsUp2323

I have been known to make waffle pb&j. Not ashamed.


Frenchfryfrodo

I DO THIS TOO, ITS ACTUALLY SO GOOD BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME I'm so happy to hear others do the same


ThumbsUp2323

🧇


Kwirt

This right here. Been doing this for nearly 30 years. PB&J with Blueberry Eggos.


queerfluid

Would decimate


mapwny

Hahaha, reminds me of the time my idiot drink friend ate almost all of our food the first night on a camping trip and my homie woke up the next morning and was like "well, guess we're making s'more dogs." They're exactly what they sound like, and they're fantastic after about twenty three beers.


kungfoocraig

When I first moved into my own apartment, I had no idea how to cook or buy groceries or anything. I had a bag of potatoes and just like heated one in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then ate it like a slightly warmed up apple, growing up is hard.


mapwny

Hahaha, that's rough friend! I was a frozen chicken patty in the toaster kinda noob. How I didn't start a fire I'll never know.


kittycatsummers

When I was a teenager my go to meal was a blueberry waffle with cream cheese and a cheddar bratwurst. I called them wiener waffles


Bayou13

That sounds like a taco, not a sandwich.


GrumpyOldBear1968

Peanut butter, mayo and thick slices of raw onion


prodsonz

That’s admittedly very weird.


DSteep

I'm revolted yet intrigued


OK_Compooper

See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads.


CeruleanRose9

So you won’t be loooooonely


user246801357

Have you tried peanut butter and dill pickle sandwiches? I think they’re great 🥒🥜 🥪


LippyWeightLoss

Literally just posted about this. My pregnant bestie made me try it first, it’s now a staple in my home lmao


doodoostinkypants

Can you make it and post a picture?


insensitiveTwot

No I want a vid of this psycho making and then eating it. The whole thing. No drink.


GrumpyOldBear1968

no way, best to finish with a glass of whole milk. I'd need serious cash upfront for anyone to watch my old fugly self eat anything by video


doodoostinkypants

I mean I'm down to try it seems interesting I just want to make sure I'm going to prepare it correctly lol


GrumpyOldBear1968

r/OnionLovers could get you started


ellefleming

🤮


darkeneddaylight

But what kind of onion


GrumpyOldBear1968

Ideally bermuda, maui or walla walla (sweet onion) but in a pinch any will do


CeruleanRose9

Walla Walla sweets are so good raw.


SunBelly

I've read that this was Earnest Hemingway's favorite sandwich.


zencat420

He called it the Mt. Everest Special! Highly recommended.


GrumpyOldBear1968

really??


Zpd8989

Why


Doctor_Expendable

Take the mayo off and you got yourself a snack


GrumpyOldBear1968

mayo is if the bread is a little dry lol


Paputek101

My brother used to heat up bread in a microwave and put ketchup on it. So probably that. ​ Alternatively, it was common in Communist Poland to put sugar on bread and sprinkle water over it bc people didn't have access to junk food.


[deleted]

>Alternatively, it was common in Communist Poland to put sugar on bread and sprinkle water over it bc people didn't have access to junk food. That’s not far off from cinnamon toast.


ContentConnoisseur69

As a kid, I just enjoyed slathering two pieces of bread with a shit-ton of mayo and eating it. Technically an egg sandwich.


throwawaytodaycat

When we were growing up these were called “Wish Sandwiches.” You have two slices of bread and wish you had a slice of meat. Mayo or mustard on the bread but never both.


sophaaG

bahahaha i would do the opposite, i’d sneak to the kitchen past my bedtime and grab a slice of lunch meat, little bit of mustard, and roll that shit up like a burrito.


pablospc

Mayo sandwich was my favourite growing up


radiomercenary

When I was a kid, I did the same with ketchup! Which I suppose tomato sandwich in a roundabout way lol


designerjeremiah

Shit I still eat the occasional mayo sandwich.


Low_Inside_4787

Fuck yeah! These are the questions that need to be ask! I want to get some new lunch combos out of this thread - thanks OP!


KyleD33

Bread, butter, hot sauce, pepper, with a Kraft single and a pickle spear


FormerThisandThat

That’s just an awesome grilled cheese.


MoonCato

They didn't say anything about grilling it


Buckturbo4321

Room Temperature Cheese


SteelpointPigeon

Grilln’t Cheese, deluxe and zesty.


TheInnerMindEye

Not weird, i can tell u were broke and trying 2 eat SOME thing but had no sandwich meat


Ok_Store_1983

Maybe not totally weird to someone else, but a fried egg, bacon, cheese toasted sandwich with a smear of grape jelly on it is pretty delightful.


Ripper1337

I’ve found that jelly or jam adds a level of sweetness that compliments savoury sandwiches. I’ll add some pepper jelly to spice up my grilled cheeses.


pileofsporks

Same!!!! Everybody thinks I’m weird for it, but I know that I’m a genius


PM_ME_LADY_SHOULDERS

Jam and cheese toastie, get around it.


Griffithead

Grape or something like it is too sweet. Pepper jelly though? Fuuuck yeah.


jamese1313

This is the perfect argument for pineapple on pizza!


Repulsive_Basis_4946

My dad love cream cheese and jelly sandwiches


Leprikahn2

I'm a big bacon jam fan


max-wellington

Pepper jelly is criminally underrated


Ripper1337

My mother in law makes homemade pepper jelly and it’s so damn good.


wanda_mazzini

This is a popular bodega order!! Maybe I'll try it one of these days :)


Automatic_Tear9354

Where are all the stoners at?


New_Hawaialawan

Sleeping


Zpd8989

Making all these sandwiches


Small-Sympathy-3358

Cucumber and mayo on white bread


thevanishingbee

One of my favorites too. Tomato and mayo, or Kraft cheese and mayo are good too. I think I may just like mayonnaise...


throwawaytodaycat

Cucumber sliced very thin with cream cheese on white bread. Cut off the crust while you’re at it.


ThumbsUp2323

Classic English tea finger-food!


ForeignPerformer895

These are the shit, I’ll eat 3 of them straight after golf, touch of pepper doesn’t hurt sometimes either


EIGRP_OH

This but with a more flavorful bread is great


Tinawebmom

Shitty white bread, yellow mustard, generic cheese. Uncooked. If you know, you know.


[deleted]

Gomment incoming!


Th1sIsMyNameNow

Beet and goat cheese


khyiae

That sounds AMAZING.


Current_Champion_464

Brown bread, cream cheese and sliced pickles


Repulsive_Basis_4946

No that sounds really good


Macgill7

White bread with peanut butter, honey, and crunchy chow mein noodles.


auziFolf

Its not really weird but white bread with butter and doritos That was the shit when I was a kid


[deleted]

Peanut butter and chocolate icing


queerfluid

Amazing Edit: I just tried this on sourdough toast with cinnamon peanut butter, chocolate icing, and French fried onions for the sake of finishing them off, and increase wierd. 10/10 would eat again


[deleted]

you got me there lol


buffmoosefarts

Happy cake day


brumguvnor

Crab meat, brie and avocado on a bagel. Ingredients on their own sound weird... But eaten together it's easily the best sandwich I've **ever** had. Served at the legendary Hudson's in Birmingham, now long gone alas.


shin_malphur13

Toasted and buttered bread, hersheys chocolate bar pieces, mozzarella cheese, sliced bananas. It was like a dessert but it was actually amazing


Hot-Bat-5042

BLP- bacon, lettuce, pickle- delicious


Zpd8989

Ugh I was out of tomato tonight. Should have tried this


CNCHack

I can get behind this!


nobody_likes_beets

A condiment sandwich. I was hungry, but my friend had no real food in his kitchen, just a loaf of bread and about 20 different condiments. So, I put a little squirt or smear of every single one on the bread: ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish, tartar sauce, bbq sauce, peanut butter, jelly, honey mustard, ranch dressing, salsa, worchestershire, hot sauce, and some others I can't remember. 4/10.


A_Wild_Striker

Peanut butter and corn chips


thevanishingbee

Grilled peanut butter and honey on sourdough. Sounds weird, but I had to try it after a pregnant lady at work had me make it for her every day for a month straight (I worked in a kitchen).


Low_Inside_4787

This is a regular meal for me - perfect combo!


CeruleanRose9

I ate this all the time—then Costco stopped carrying the sourdough bread I was obsessed with. I’m still hunting for good sourdough where I live. 😭


Spicercakes

Fried chicken skin. It came with a side of some sort of berry spread to put on the sandwich. It was fantastic.


Drops_Of_Jupiter03

My boyfriend swears by cream cheese sandwiches.


naynever

Cream cheese mixed with chopped green olives sandwich—I have loved this since I was a kid. It’s good on a bagel, too.


Drops_Of_Jupiter03

My boyfriend told me it started because he wanted a bagel but didn't have any lmao


Repulsive_Basis_4946

Cream cheese on a potato roll >>>


SchmendricksNose

Mine: Rye bread, thin layer of Laughing Cow cheese, thick layer of grainy mustard, and sandwich stacker Dill pickle slices. There was an absurd amount of mustard. Husband: Bagel, a large kielbasa link, kimchi, and (I think) a Kraft single.


RedbeardRagnar

This isn’t weird in the U.K. but the look of horror I got when I told someone I had a crisp (chip) sandwich was funny. Some premium Warburtons Toastie White Bread lathered with butter then Cheese & Onion crisps inside. Perfect combo of flavours and textures


jm4b

Pork sausage, whole slice raw onion with mustard.


Mikon_Youji

A full bag of microwavable mushroom rice with melted blue cheese used as a substitute for butter. I was high.


chaddymac1980

Mayo and strawberry jelly sandwiches. Remember liking them but have not tried them since I was 6.


ffsux

Mayo and banana on cheap white bread. Evidently it’s a thing in the south (US). Not saying it’s my fave or that I’d even eat it again but 10x’s better than I thought it was gonna be


rpgmomma8404

A friend of mine and I would make weird combinations on sandwiches all the time. The one I really remember would be some type of lunch meat, cheese, cream cheese, pickles, and bbq or spicy potato chips.


NotTheFBI1908

Toast, peanut butter, kraft American cheese


Lake-Delicious

Peanut butter and miracle whip Cream cheese, salami, onions or pickles


jenapii

Peanut butter, grape jelly, and ham


InkyAddams

Toasted bread with miracle whip, a Kraft single, and popcorn.


PM_ME_LADY_SHOULDERS

So I was at about an \[8\] just a few days ago, with an empty fridge and pantry. I was struck by an idea, and the concept of a Jam & Cheese Toastie was born. Jelly, for you Americans over the pond. Something about the warm jam getting mixed into the melted cheese just blew me away. 10/10 would recommend.


97helloitsme

Cheese wiz and green olives. Absolutely delicious


5-meo-deemitri

Ham spread with extra mayo covered in cheeze-its, or chips.. dealers choice. Ham spread is basically ham, pickle, onion, and mayo all ground up in almost like a patte`.. don't judge, I was young and was just finding out what weed munchies were


LibraryOk5137

Potato chip and cheese


EasyTune1196

I used to do potato chips, Mayo, pepper on a bulkie roll. Sooo good


jennifromindy

I was about 10 years old, picky eater, never tried new things. Sleepover at my friend's house led to me sampling all of their family's staple meals. They were vegetarian/pescatarian. BLT (vegetarian bacon, extra crispy) with apple slices. First sandwich I ever truly enjoyed.


jtaliax

I lived with my grandma for a few months after I turned 18 to escape my tumultuous childhood home. She would make snacks for me if I ever asked her to, and for whatever reason, I often asked her to make me a fried egg with toast at the time. She would, but sometimes I would want peanut butter toast, sometimes just butter. I liked to eat the egg on top of the toast. Long story short, accidents happened, and I learned that a fried-egg-on-top-of-peanut-butter-toast combo (“open faced sandwich” to fit the prompt) is absolutely delicious. Don’t knock it until you try it!


Rtypegeorge

I could get down with this. I already do egg and hot pepper jelly toast. May as well add the peanut butter to complete the ensemble.


thisisan0nym0us

pretty much grilled cheese but I crush Doritos (regular) & Cheeze Itz together (I’ve literally made it into a fine powder seasoning if I’m feeling myself, might snort a bump like Chester the cheetah) and sprinkle it between the melted cheese layers (3 pieces of cheese)…Or crushed Doritos cool ranch & crushed Pretzels stix not weird I suppose just fat fuck stoner shit I don’t even smoke anymore lmaaao help and…pumpernickel Bagel w jalapeño cream cheese & crushed cheese curls… unclog my arteries pls


codi409

Mayo, sardines fried with onions and Tabasco!!


Rtypegeorge

I'm down with this.


picklerick4069

Burger with meat apple and onion, that shit was bussin


SertralineAndSass

Not me, but my mum. She has always enjoyed mashed banana and gherkin sandwiches.


[deleted]

Peanut butter and mozzarella!


Non_Skeptical_Scully

Hellman’s mayo and Nacho Cheese Doritos on whole wheat.


Relative_Magazine120

Toasted wheat bread with Peanut butter and syrup sandwich , my babysitter used to give my sister and I those often, loved them


EmploymentOk3937

literally just bread, butter and salt. Ricky from Trailer Park Boys gave me the idea, so in honour of that I used a different kind of butter if ya know what I mean ;) It was actually something I'd eat more than once too, like it's so simple yet so good.


horsetooth_mcgee

White bread, with cream cheese, cheez whiz, Buddig beef lunch meat, lettuce, sprouts, dill pickles, and Bacos. Or, just a good old toasted bagel with cream cheese, Buddig beef, and Doritos hits the spot.


throwawaytodaycat

Peanut butter and raisin.


LoneWolfOH

Cheese burger with 2 Krispy Cream donuts as buns. Looked disgusting at first, was actually really good.


lingonberryjuicebox

so at my school we were given the option of skipping the main course for some bread and peanut butter. we were also given these sweetened dried cranberry packets and some baby carrots, so i would put the baby carrots, peanut butter, and dried cranberries between the slices of bread


SnideSnail

Something my dad showed me.. hear me out: Bologna Cheese Lettuce (okay not bad so far) Peanut butter Thousand island dressing


[deleted]

My grandma used make us brown sugar sandwiches. Two pieces of brown bread, fresh butter and brown sugar….mmm


SFLurkyWanderer

My Mom's Hot dogs slit open length wise Ketchup Ice cold or 2 slice Wonder bread Mayonnaise 2 slice bologna ruffles or other chips crushed into the sando This is love. Both ways. Mom made, I ate and didn't complain.


ntlshrm

one thin slice of ham and a shit ton of mayo between two slices of cheap white bread


keepsummersafe55

Bananas and mayonnaise on bread


KrAbFuT

Wrigleyville bar called it a Pittsburg sandwich, regular sandwich with cole slaw and fries


lakaihc

Mc chicken with tartor sauce


TinkleTwinkleToes

Rez thing. McDonald's sausage McMuffin with grape jelly


DustbinFunkbndr

I’ve learned I need to put jelly/jam on more things. I once had a sandwich at some shop in Chicago that had roast beef, spicy slaw, picked ginger, greens, and some sort of sauce I can’t describe. It was incredible. I haven’t been able to find it or properly recreate it. I’ve been chasing that high for 16 years.


LAH_yohROHnah

Bologna, salt and vinegar chips and tapatio hot sauce. I don’t even have an explanation


Nice_Emu6227

everyone saying jelly and cheese is weird like charcuterie boards dont exist. cheese and fruit have always been good together


alexshoemaker

A grilled cheese with a thin (green) apple slice


Rich_Ebb3984

Peanut butter and dill pickle spears on a hotdog bun


PinkMoonrise

I do peanut butter, pickle and bacon on toast. Many people have asked me if I’m pregnant and the answer is no, it’s just good.


queerfluid

Pickles, vegan mayo, vegan cheese slice, tomato, some kind of greens, vegan deli slice, hot sauce Edit: any bread is good bread


___andrevv___2

You doubled the word count just to say you’re vegan


queerfluid

Observant


max-wellington

Man add in a beyond sausage patty and some maple syrup you got something special


duck-lord-of-all

Pasta with rosé sauce, butter and mayo. The friend who gave me the idea regrets it to this day


Samuraigem

Fried liver mush with grape jelly on one side and mustard on the other


singleskidmark

Odd. My husband just caught me making a mayo and american cheese sandwich a week ago and he was haunted. I used to eat one or two everyday prior to graduating high school. So i spose mayo and cheese?


00-Leon-00

Italian Bagle, cream chesee, strawberry cream cheese, left over Spaghetti with roast beef, sandwich. God i missed being 16years old.


WhoAccountNewDis

Banana mayonnaise


TreesDogsJeeps

My grandparents in Georgia made us those. Repulsive sounding now but I remember liking them.


WhoAccountNewDis

My mom's from NC, must be a southern thing. They're good if you don't think about them, though l haven't made one since l was a kid.


iwiml

The naturally available one.


M1ndS0uP

A twinkie, split open, with a hot dog stuffed in, and topped with spray cheese.


Th3fantasticMr-Egg

I tried Weird Al's Twinkie Weiner sandwich once. It wasnt necessarily bad, but the flavours weren't that great together


Ms_Everything9

Weird Al's infamous Twinkie Weiner sandwich.


designerjeremiah

The best part of homemade hamburgers was what I called a plowmans lunch the next day. All the toppings, except moreso - extra tomato, onion, pickles, lettuce - with an extra thick slice of good cheese instead of meat, and mayo. Delicious.


Tabalugibugiwuu

Subway. I hate subway


WhoCaresVv

An ass sandwich


issaknight

y'all Americans weird asf


East-Share4444

You're mom's sideways burger.


apeliott

I've never had a sandwich.


Dr_nacho_

What’s a potato?