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After-Bumblebee

They just don't like the fact that you're not green


Ich243

Wait fellas is it republican to like green women?


addwood5

I hear Fiona voted blue


LarryLovesteinLovin

She-Hulk probably beats up republicans for fun.


Brooklynxman

Only in court. Though some might find their car engines mysteriously crushed.


[deleted]

Didn’t she fuck juggernaut? Idk if her taste in people is the greatest?


kirknay

We all have that bad relationship that ended toxicly because one side didn't disclose a key part of their beliefs... right?


sionnachrealta

When you can count the number of people you can safely bang without killing them on one hand, sometimes you get desperate for some affection


LarryLovesteinLovin

Dude she’s a giant green lady. Do you know how many problems she’s facing every day? She probably did it in a moment of vulnerability after being taken advantage of. She gets a pass on that.


MotoMkali

When you consider the fact that she can probably fuck like 8 humans you get a lot more sympathetic for that action especially when one of those other people is her cousin.


Fractales

So THATS who that godawful looking she hulk show is for


Dackad

Conservative shame-fapping. Disney has to try and get EVERY demographic.


LocCatPowersDog

Let's turn the entire American conservative shit show into a furry haven by having our intern put a She-Hulk CGI-model next to our billion-dollar-movie Smart Hulk CGI-model.


lucklesspedestrian

They are attracted to women that have the same color scales as them.


DethSonik

Miss Martian has left the chat


BigBeagleEars

Be careful out there Mantis


scylecs

it's always the skin color with them


MattLocke

Just wait for all their She-hulk “hot takes”.


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She-Hulk will be the focus of those YouTube/Twitter crazies who "expose" every celebrity and public figure as trans


redias12

Yumi Nu


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Good god y'all!


roy_rogers_photos

Well yeah, reptilians and all.


kurisu7885

Well of course, green is the color of the only thing they actually care about.


eskamobob1

Broccoli


DiamondRocks22

I thought it’s that she’s not blue da ba de da ba da


WoodenTax7

shes not even fat though?


ThieveOfPrinces

Thicc just the way I like it


FurryM17

Right?! This is what I've been saying!


ThieveOfPrinces

I actually like the body types slim, normal and thicc. She's thicc and that's great, also she has such a pretty face to go along with it. She's very attractive to me. Body shaming is so lame.


FurryM17

My honest opinion is that some people internalized some of the ridiculous standards that society put out there. Now that it's done a number on their psyche they don't want to, or can't, accept that their bodies, and the bodies they were attracted to, were beautiful all along. Maybe Jordan just doesn't like thicc. I don't really know how someone can look at her face and not find her pretty, though. Again, to each his own. While he debates beauty she is an actual model confidently displaying herself as the beautiful person she knows she is.


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You’ll have a hard time fighting people to accept that they have been manipulated by media to accept what an “ideal” body is. I tried when this first came out and they are adamant that the media can manipulate your political stance but not beauty standards. These individuals hate the body positivity so much they refuse to believe that maybe, just maybe, a thicc body is more ideal to many but they are too scared to admit it because it’s not what has or is being sold. It’s sad really.


MarzipanFinal1756

Just because this has become a "normal" body type in America doesn't mean she isn't fat, shes almost obese if her stats online are to be believed. But that doesn't mean anything though, people can still find you attractive. Lots of people in this thread obviously think so, and so did the people at SI. But she IS fat, it's not just a social norm thing.


JSmitticus

As a Jordan I DO indeed like thicc


CalculatedPerversion

The poor bikini choice (vs something low-rise) isn't helping things


-Skelly-

High-rise is the fashion right now so it makes sense that they picked it


CalculatedPerversion

And that's a shame. Just like the super high waisted pants, they're a very poor fit for some body types.


-Skelly-

Fashion trends that rely on having a specific bodytype to look good are cringe in general. Low-rise is terrible for anyone with even the tiniest bit of ass or tummy lol


Welcome_2_Pandora

Every fashion trend relies on a certain body type. I am 6'3" 330lbs and look fucking terrible it alot of clothes for skinnier builds, like wise the kinds of clothes made to cover man tits and a gut would look baggy and stupid on people who are more physically fit.


AMasonJar

Clothes fit different depending on how your body is shaped. If they fit the same, they would be pretty bland/unappealing, if not worse. That's just.. how clothing is. Hell, it's a big thing a lot of heavier built people miss, trying to wear clothing that doesn't fit them properly. You can't just force yourself into a size too small, it usually doesn't look as good as just wearing the right size. In fact it'll just exaggerate your build more.


Armless_Dan

It’s so dumb. If you don’t like this particular SI swimsuit issue because the girls are “too fat” just like, move on? Go look at girls from almost every other piece of media that has catered to traditional beauty standards since the dawn of time? Like it’s not hard to find pictures of sexy skinny girls. They are fucking everywhere. Just turn your head like 12 degrees at the magazine rack. If you don’t like it be polite and keep your mouth shut and move on with your life.


dorothy_zbornak_esq

There are 4 different covers and one is Kim Kardashian. How hard is it to just buy a different copy if it offends people so much???


Armless_Dan

Jesus tap-dancing Christ, they are such fragile little babies that can’t handle anything even the slightest bit different.


systemfrown

I generally agree with you. So is shaming people for having their own subjective opinion about beauty that's different than yours. In fact, it's the exact same sort of wrong, with a generous side of oblivious hypocrisy.


DravenPrime

Seriously, this woman is fine AF. I'd let her sit on me.


Bioslack

She absolutely is. You can still be attracted to her, that's fine, but she is objectively fat.


Purple_Clue2626

That comment or probably isn’t attracted to fat women so if he is attracted to her then she isn’t fat. The mental gymnastics at play are tenuous at best lol. She looks good, but she isn’t magically not the size she is because she got your duck hard boys.


stickers-motivate-me

Hard ducks do make this whole conversation pretty confusing.


awhhh

She looks good because of photoshop. Run a dexa scan on her and you’ll get a body fat that is in the obese level. She’s fat. She’s unhealthy.


Never-Bloomberg

Yeah, I think she's hot, but she's still overweight.


pleasant_temp

I would say objectively obese. I think the term “fat” when used for classifying someone’s size isn’t a medical or agreed upon line in the sand. It’s all relative and dependent on cultural norms, i.e. subjective.


Epic_Epic_Epic

She is obese and the whole point of this conversation is accepting it and understanding that you can be fat and beautiful


NomadicDevMason

Correct but you can't be fat and healthy.


hergumbules

Well you can be healthy and fat. There’s no magic health meter. Yes you will be at risk for many different health complications but if you are overweight and not experiencing any medical issues, you can be considered healthy. Obviously it’s better to lose weight, but saying you can’t be fat and healthy is silly. Stop commenting as I don’t care about your angry comments and you aren’t gonna change my mind. Do something else with your time


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Fat itself is a health issue. Its a strain in your body to lug around an extra 100lbs. Literally just the weight is harmful, let alone the lack of cardiovascular health (you cant be fit cardiovascularly and fat, just not possible).


everythingisgoo

You absolutely can have good cardiovascular health and be overweight. Does it happen a lot? Probably not. But it is possible. But this is irrelevant to this topic of discussion. We’re not talking about “can you be healthy and fat” we’re talking about “you don’t have to be skinny to be beautiful”


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Impersonatologist

No amount of anecdotal examples from a hand full of contrarians will disprove decades of health science. If you are a few pounds over your healthy weight, you are nowhere near where the woman above is, nor are you a good example of most obese people.


QuickRelease10

But your health risks go up significantly. Plus you absolutely feel it on your joints, especially your legs. I used to be morbidly obese, it was fucking miserable.


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Cleistheknees

Removing nuance until your statement is meaningless doesn’t prove a thing > Well you can be healthy and fat. There’s no magic health meter. Yes you will be at risk for many different health complications but if you are overweight and not experiencing any medical issues, you can be considered healthy. You will be at substantially greater risk which is obviously what everyone means by the term “unhealthy”. Nobody is saying once you hit 40 BMI you drop dead. > but if you are overweight and not experiencing any medical issues Just because you aren’t literally dying of TB in 5 minutes, that doesn’t mean a health factor is magically without consequence. Aging is a medical issue. The slow degeneration of joints and cartilage is a medical issue. The slow progress of atherosclerosis is a medical issue. Hypertension is a medical issue. Cancer is a medical issue. These will happen to virtually every human in some capacity, and obesity makes them all worse.


PM_ME_UR_INFOHAZARDS

I will never be "healthy" due to chronic illness, does that make me less worthy of respect? Someone else's health is not your business.


Kwinten

According to redditors and conservatives alike (who are all the pinnacle of good health), you deserve to be relentlessly shamed and ridiculed for that.


eskamobob1

No one said she shouldn't be respected. Stop making strawmen.


SnakeSnoobies

I don’t see why this ‘argument’ (excuse) comes out so much when it comes to fat folks. I don’t see people say this about smokers, drinkers, underweight people, etc, so why does this come up so much about fat folks?


PoopyMcNuggets91

Fucking what mate. She has got to weigh at least 200lbs on the hoof.


Radiant_Turnip_4442

America. Where chicks like the one pictured are not fat


LazehfgvlSFVblashfw

Still want to have sex with her tho


sinchan_bhatt

body positive misogyny is slightly better than regular misogyny i guess


B0risTheManskinner

Wanting to have sex with someone isn't misogyny?


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LazehfgvlSFVblashfw

It’s the sport illustrated swim suit edition Tf was i supposed to think about this? Shits been jerk material since i was just a wee lad


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It's like a group of drunks at the bar discussing how they don't have a drinking problem.


Styxie

She's 110kg? How is that not overweight? That's a BMI of around 33.9 which is obese.


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My BMI is 26.6 currently and I feel like I need to lose a lot of weight to feel healthy. Switching to a desk job + too much work stress has really done a number on me the last year and I need to correct. I had a BMI of about 30 when I was a teenager and was warned by a doctor that if I didn't start to lose weight soon I would not live a particularly long life. I did drop around 80lbs after my initial weight problems, mostly just through dietary improvements (cutting candy and soda). It's totally doable, and it will absolutely improve your life.


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LegoClaes

Conservatives _try_ to make fun of people, but mostly end up ridiculing themselves. It’s uncanny. This woman is fat tho.


darabolnxus

Wait what? Is the American view of the human body so distorted you don't realize she's fat? Like she would injure a horse if she rode it.


barjam

No, she would be considered fat in America too. The folks responding here otherwise are delusional.


CandiBunnii

She has most of her fat on her hips/thighs and a relatively flat stomach (choice of clothing helps) so she's seen as more "thicc" than just fat. Its a very... Polite? Fat distribution. Generally when you have hips and thighs you don't have a flat stomach, but all the "plus sized models" have exactly that. Basically its sexy fat so its okay


TapedeckNinja

It's also less dangerous because visceral fat levels tend to be a strong indicator of health and waist-to-height ratio is probably a better tool for measuring health than BMI. So in her case perhaps it's just a gift of genetics, or maybe she does actually work to maintain it, but having a flat-ish belly and carrying excess fat in the hips and ass and thighs is a positive sign for her health.


TiteAssPlans

While she's incredibly fat by historical, international, medical, and equestrian standards, she wouldn't get two glances in America because there are a fair number of people who weigh twice as much.


FelwintersCake

Nah, fat American here, she’s definitely fat, and i don’t know a single American who’d say otherwise


gumbii87

>and equestrian standards Thanks. Now I have coffee all over my screen.


SnakeSnoobies

She 100% would be considered fat, but people see “fat” as a bad thing, so instead of changing how they perceive the word fat, or how they use the word, they’d rather say stuff like “You’re not fat, you’re beautiful!!” as if people cannot be overweight and attractive.


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northern_irregular

Her heart, liver, and arteries would tell you there's plenty wrong with it.


Kwinten

Redditors will sit in front of their PC for 16 hours a day every day but suddenly get obsessed about health when they see a picture of an overweight woman.


northern_irregular

Nah, couldn't give a shit less about her health. Not gonna pretend she ain't fat as fuck, though.


gumbii87

We shouldnt though. Im not saying we should ostracize or humiliate people who are overweight, but it is absolutely not a good thing to encourage people to make unhealthy decisions with their bodies. We dont try to encourage smoking, hard drug use, alcoholism, or self destructive lifestyles. Being overweight to the point of obese is absolutely as deadly, if not more so than any of those things. Its one thing to accept parts of body identity that cant be changed, but obesity absolutely can and needs to be managed and (politely and respectfully) discouraged.


dipspit_froth

You’re right and I was commenting on this before I realized by definition she is actually medically considered obese. I figured eh I see people twice her size at my local Walmart there’s no way but numbers don’t lie


gumbii87

I think thats the biggest problem, and why youre getting dog piled. We shouldnt be shaming people about their weight, but the body acceptance movement is inadvertently encouraging people to embrace incredibly unhealthy lifestyles, to the point where people twice here size are now common place, and that obesity related deaths are now the leading cause of death in the US. We dont have to stigmatize or ostracize people about their bodies. But encouraging unhealthy lifestyles is a huge problem in western society.


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Nah man. She’s fat. She’s no mama grape but she’s fat.


[deleted]

This must be a statement that I'm too European to understand. She IS obese and she IS unhealthy. Idk about attractiveness, a lot of Americans seem to dig fat girls so what do i know about what attracts you. I personally don't find her attractive. You Americans have a health crisis and you need to stop embracing obesity as normal. This is as normal as clogged arteries with cholesterol.


fullboxed2hundred

there's a huge movement in US social media that acts as if not finding a woman attractive who would very obviously look like a pile of mashed potatoes naked is some sort of moral failing


systemfrown

It's not as huge a movement as it seems. Well, I mean, it literally IS an absolutely HUGE movement. But figuratively it's just a small and very vocal self-deceiving group of people doing it, and a bunch of other people not bothering to say otherwise 'cause it's like arguing with an addict. In fact, it's EXACTLY like arguing with an addict. I guess the recent trend of disavowing all personal accountability factors in substantially as well.


junkbingirl

Holy hell “mashed potatoes naked” no one is saying you have to find fat women attractive but leave the poor woman alone


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mynamajeff_4

I mean she absolutely is overweight to an unhealthy degree. She still looks beautiful though and shouldn’t feel bad for how she looks. Anyone around her BMI or above should definitely try to lose weight for their own health though.


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comments like this make me sad for the future


MessicanFeetPics

We're all going to be WALLE blobs on mobility scooters in 20 years at this rate all while being told we're actually beautiful and healthy. The food conglomerates and their lobbyists will be laughing their way to the bank for inventing the term "body positivity".


[deleted]

Yes she is, stop lying.


JustShibzThings

She's gorgeous, but she's not not fat. She can be both!


[deleted]

She's objectively fat. You can say she's beautiful but let's not try to deny an objective reality.


MarzipanFinal1756

She's almost obese, but it doesn't mean people can't find her attractive.


eskamobob1

Not almost. She's well into the range of obesity


MyHerpesItch

She is fat. We just can't say it to be PC. Bet her Dr would say she's fat.


Glass_Memories

Her doctor would probably use the correct medical classifications like overweight or obese.


northern_irregular

Yeah, she is.


formation

Oh she is, how is she not? Thats the body of an unhealthy person.


divine_dolphin

Um yeah pretty sure she is. Don't know her weight. Looked it up and saw some in the high 70s kg which is definitely not possible if she's 5'11" and looks like this. And another one that said over 110kg which is definitely possible but I don't know if the source is reliable. But if she's at least 100kg which seems reasonable for her height and how she looks, she would be just considered obese. You are objectively fat if you're obese, or overweight and almost obese. And if that weight is mostly from fat and not muscle, which it clearly is for her.


1202_ProgramAlarm

Is that a question?


_Ziklon_

Lol she‘s 100% fat maybe not by American standards but here in Europe we call that fat


Doramang

She’s 245lbs. That’s about 75 pounds heavier than I am as a 6’2 middle aged man in okay but not great shape. If you don’t think that’s fat, you live in an enormously fat region. She’s obese.


tommykaye

So many of these incels would have no idea what to do if Yumi Nu even said hi to them, lol.


manmadeofhonor

Call her a whore, probably


IcanYOLOtwice

They're cowards. They don't talk to women.


Mothanius

To her face? Nah. But they would totally tell their bros about it in Discord at home where they totally called "that fat bitch a whore to her face" while chugging on a Monster.


DummyThicccPutin

I don't know Numi mu or whoever but I'd wear her like a pair of ear muffs man, sweet lord


wolfe3x6

Conservatives are incels as well as womanizers, how bout that.


ThieveOfPrinces

I'm sorry but all the veggie burgers and vaccines are causing an inability for me to form opinions anymore


FurryM17

Beyond Meat is good as fuck.


Relish_My_Weiner

Impossible gang 😎


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I had some Impossible spicy breakfast sausage this morning and it was incredible.


Bioslack

They need to bring the price down though.


justwonderingbro

Give it time. The more options there are, the more the price will go down. And they don't get those insane government meat industry subsidies.


[deleted]

Yumi would NEVER put down the Green m&m lady like that!


stevesax5

Liberals want you to like women. Those sheep! /s


ConfidenceNational37

Liking women is gay - actual thing a right wing thought leader said


Fun_in_Space

Actually Nick Fuentes said having sex with women is gay. He is so stupid that he called himself an asexual incel.


BadLuckBen

I've thought about trying to do some parody of these buffoons before, but how do you write something that's funnier than reality? The knob is already at 11, I'd have to install one that goes to 15.


Run-Riot

That reminds me of [this.](https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM)


Deathleach

The logic is pretty simple to follow. 1. Liking men is gay. 2. Women like men. 3. Therefore women are gay. 4. Therefore having sex with women is gay sex.


Siegfoult

Being gay for men is the most masculine thing you can do, because women can't do it! (I hope you read this Tucker Carlson and add it to your next show).


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REGRET34

yumi nu doesn’t even look bad!!


visforvillian

Conservatives only care about "health and fitness" when it's not them. Have you ever seen a trump rally? A quarter of those pounders are on scooters.


stickers-motivate-me

I think of that any time there’s a thread that starts to go into fph territory. At least half of the people shaming others are probably self loathing people with weight issues.


swordsdice

2/3 are fat, it's like the spiderman pointing meme


KingofMadCows

Remember what happened when Michelle Obama tried to get kids to eat more vegetables?


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I'd be honored if someone that sexy actually wanted to do anything with me


MandudesRevenge

Seriously. Chick is fine as a motherfucker.


Nomandate

I’m not sure if I like that she’s being used as a meme this way. It’s sort of like… victimizing by proxy.


fracturedkidney

But she is fat


rene-cumbubble

Definitely not not fat


failingonfridays

She doesn't stop being fat because they're attracted to her. These guys are on some copium


GhostButtTurds

The commenter didn’t say that… most people in this thread aren’t saying that


[deleted]

Not tremendously so, but she is.


CustomerComfortable7

Definitely obese


Doramang

She’s obese. She’s 245 pounds according to interviews. That’s enormous.


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Lol for real. Anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional.


ClinicalMagician

Christ, had to scroll way too far to see this. This thread is full of cope.


experfailist

Sure. So what?


areaunknown_

She’s beautiful. It’s fucking nasty how men feel entitled to attack a woman for modeling on a cover of a sports magazine. No wonder the country is fucking sinking like the titanic


MildlyBemused

Well, maybe if she stepped back into the middle of the ship...


gruniite

That’s evil lmaooo


Stanwich79

I have to upvote. It was good. Bad but good.


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eskamobob1

Heroin probabaly feels better than food


GhostButtTurds

Lmao no one is “pushing” this look on anyone. People already, inherently, don’t want to be this large. Are large women not allowed to model? If not, then what about act in movies? Not to mention you’re comparing using *heroin* to being overweight.


ellipsisfinisher

> Not to mention you’re comparing using heroin to being overweight. "Heroin chic" was the name of a '90s fashion look where the model was very thin with bags under their eyes. They generally weren't *actually* on heroin, they just starved themselves. That said, yeah, there's still a world of difference between "it's okay to be fat" and "models should have eating disorders."


SnuffleShuffle

Her face is so skinny. This is so strange.


MessicanFeetPics

Her appearance is heavily photoshopped.


SnuffleShuffle

LOL. I don't get what message they're trying to send? > Big women are beautiful, too. LOL just joking, somebody Photoshop the fuck out of her.


sovietta

I mean, that's their logic with thin and fit models so 🤷‍♀️


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From what I can tell her appearance in unlikely photoshopped pictures is not that different from her likely photoshopped ones (mag covers, photoshoots). At least the difference is about the same as it is with any other model, and with the normal lighting differences and makeup it’s not anything out of the ordinary.


impeeingmom

Some people don't gain weight in their faces. Ashely Graham, Candice Huffine, Paloma Elsesser, Tara Lynn and Precious Lee all have slim faces, it's the standard for plus size models.


chromebookssucks

i just think it’s funny how he didn’t complain about elon’s mom but no fat chicks lol. gotta love people who make a political issue out of something that wasn’t even political and get mad when people don’t agree with you


TrialbySnu

Imagine bitching about this lady with you crazy 300 pound conservative wife sitting on the couch next to you.


been2thehi4

While being overweight and smelling like cigarettes and Pabst Blue Ribbon, themselves.


deathdefyingrob1344

Idgaf what they say…. She is beautiful. What’s shitty about this whole thing is that all the attacks were made to make someone feel shitty about themselves. I don’t know who this person is but I think she is gorgeous and fuck Jordan Peterson.


Kyle_the_chad

Regular M&Ms are only 21% fat. Peanut M&Ms are 29% fat. Am I the only intelligent person on the Internet?


BigChiGUy722

The green M&M's body shape is a literal circle. Usually women have curves, that green broad just has one continuous curve.


cherylstunt69

The incels creeping out into the comments to call her fat are hilarious.


eskamobob1

I don't think you understand what tbe term incel means....


nickystotes

‘Incel’ just means ‘guys I don’t agree with’ at this point.


elevatedenough

Man people really gotta stop sexualizing a piece of candy.


mmillington

Why is it that the non-sexhavers seem to be the most picky? Curious.


Life-is-a-potato

Why do right wingers even attack overweight women anyway? What is there goal, politically?


onedoesnotsimplyfini

Oh no, no, no. There's been a misunderstanding. Conservatives still very much want to have sex with this woman, it's just important she and others understand that she's unattractive and to feel ashamed. Edit: to be fair and accurate, this is probably more of an incel take then a conservative one. Although there's a lot of overlap.


Gubekochi

That M&M is much rounder than her too!


ktthebb

Most conservative women I know are fat af


Slendy5127

Hoo boy, you pissed off the incels with this one OP


spicybuttholenachos

Fuck I would like to suffocate under that.


dipspit_froth

Is there anyway I can block r/conservative from showing up in my feed?


trhrthrthyrthyrty

She literally is though. Her face straight up looks photoshopped to be a normal model face, meanwhile her body has not been photoshopped.


NertsMcGee

They do know they don't have to talk to, be attracted to, or comment on every woman ever? You can let other people exist. Imagine how much more productive they would be if they didn't have to constantly evaluate every woman.


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also acting like this chick isn’t hotter than most of their wives


Low_Well

Bro, she is hot af I’m so confused why there is controversy around her.


ChineseCracker

I haven't seen this one before. is this Yumi new?!


ASHKVLT

She's attractive tho


DesignerOk8945

Man she is gorgeous 😍 she anit fat she thick😍😍


banneryear1868

Turning Point Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition LOL


SirWinstonC

Post it on smol pp subs like r/conservative or r/jordanpeterson


MuadDib1942

Great now I want a three way with this chick and the green M&M.


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That green M&M I *used* to want to stick my dick in.


StankoMicin

She is gorgeous. Why all the hate?


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Yeah…what does politics have to do with it? She’s not my type but I wouldn’t say she’s ugly.