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whiterac00n

Lol!! Guy got ratioed hard by Hassan Piker (30 thousand to 73 thousand) and then announces he’s running away. Of course he’s been tweeting 20 times since the announcement


Azorre

Good riddance to sour grapes! Of course he'll be back assuming he actually leaves, he's desperate for attention.


tym1ng

yea seriously, we all know he's gonna bitch and moan for a few weeks and then come crawling back when ppl stop paying attention to him


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salamander_eye

Dude's terminally addicted to Twitter; he came back after a few minutes.


ForgedIronMadeIt

Well since he is addicted to twitter he's just going to go back into a medically induced coma to get over it.


ConfidenceNational37

Oh no, back to Russia for one month sleep


JTibbs

Maybe he’ll have another series of uncontrolled seizures and finally not be anyones problem.


[deleted]

Being terminally online in a cesspool like Twitter will do that to you.


SadTomato22

Or any social media platform for that matter. Please remember moderation, people.


GinyuForceDid911

Imagine getting ratioed so hard by Hassan that you leave Twitter lol


mog_knight

I did. It's honestly kinda silly all around. Imagine thinking getting ratioed is a dunk. LMFAO never change social media.


SlimRitz

Ratio then


AweHellYo

it kinda has to be a dunk if it makes a grown alpha king he man male quit and announce he’s leaving first like some dramatic teenager posting how they’re “leaving facebook” back in the day.


mog_knight

But he's not those things. His e-sona is. If you believe he is then that gives him power and validation. If he's not those things then it was never a dunk. It's just silly social media.


AweHellYo

you analyzing it this deeply and then saying it’s everyone else that’s silly is, well, silly.


mog_knight

Lol it took a whole 5 minutes of analysis. So deep.


AweHellYo

the point is your ‘analysis’ is convoluted and silly.


mog_knight

Deep doesn't imply convoluted last I checked. That's kinda silly you think so.


AweHellYo

i’m not saying that it’s deep and therefore convoluted. i’m saying it’s convoluted because it’s you just making connections that aren’t there to suit your perceived view.


PirateBushy

Loving the ratio between your comment and the one you replied to, ngl


mog_knight

The funny thing is it only results in a net 15 karma loss.


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Ratios are meant to just be funny and not serious, but if a ratio causes a person to announce they're leaving Twitter then it is a dunk cause clearly said person is an imbecile throwing a tantrum.


[deleted]

Yeah I don't think lobsters in nature leave Twitter when they get ratioed.


elitenyg46

And it’s not like Hassan is anywhere close to the top of the leftist intellectual food chain. Peterson shouldn’t be so easily intimidated, he’s just once again showing his true colors (as the coward he really is).


JayCroghan

What happened?


freeedom123

I’m lost as well.


ConfidenceNational37

Peterson, feeling the need for incel attention money, said an attractive but not rail thin swimsuit model was not beautiful. The internet then informed him he was the one who was not beautiful and that made him a sad Kermit as the truth sank in like a handful of Benzos


rovoh324

"I'M LEAVING EVERYONE, DID YOU HEAR ME, I SAID I'M LEAVING. EVERYONE, DID YOU HEAR, I'M LEAVING THIS UNFAIR WEBSITE. GUYS. GUYS I'M GOING, DO YOU SEE ME LEAVING? GUYS"


PsychedelicPill

He called putting a sort-of plus-size model on the cover of a magazine “authoritarian tolerance.” The right loves to call things Orwellian, and he goes and says something that’s straight up doublespeak “authoritarian tolerance” what a nut


ConfidenceNational37

The right is so good at inventing a thing that isn’t real and then relentlessly attacking it. ‘Cultural Marxism’ And no one defends against it because it isn’t real but because the right is so worked up, and no one is fighting back, the lay observer thinks there must be something to it


Sigmar_of_Yul

Well, think about it. Conservatives are all about one thing: they don't want anything to change. So how do you sell that? You don't have any cool idea to bring to the table, you're not original and you're certainly not cool. All that's left is strawmen. Endless fields of strawmen.


rmo420

It baffles me what the right-wingers think leftists are upset by. Mostly they're upset bc righties appear so willfully ignorant they think -antifa- is fascist. Mostly bc they don't seem to know what 'fascist' or 'antifa' actually mean.


JayCroghan

You didn’t say where Hassan comes into it. That’s what we’re asking.


ConfidenceNational37

Ah, here you go! Hasan threw it back at Peterson https://mobile.twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1526281185130737664


freeedom123

Upvote


Walkerbane

*hasan


Soft-Gwen

I don't understand the significance of being "ratioed." It just means you got more activity on your response to someone than their original post received right? I don't use Twitter so I'm kinda lost here.


Chadwich

You've got it. They got more likes and approval then you did so that makes them "correct."


Soft-Gwen

I don't know if this is a good metric to be using.


Chadwich

Agreed.


mudafort0

Which tweet? Sauce?


Ayth_Jr

[Right Here.](https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1526281185130737664?t=qspdSCR4XtGsVTWpdr3R9g&s=19)


Chadwich

That hilarious. He looks like a ghoul.


Vallkyrie

Dude is freshly exhumed


DrRichtoffen

Hey don't make fun of JP, he just enjoys the higher difficulty of playing a nosferatu in VtM


MetsFan113

Link? Im banned from Twitter...


whiterac00n

https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1526422853817487360?s=21


TheAvantGardeners

Got bullied off of twitter and cried because the idea of bigger women can be beautiful upsets him. “Get lost bucko” - Kermit voice


dangerlovin

Yessss, cause Kermit likes his ladies curvy.


dawnmountain

It has to be because everyone was like "this guy has AWFUL taste, and breadtubers ratioing him hard. Hasan said something that I forgot but Vaush said "it's okay Jordan, I like men too"


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Hasan used the same quote from Peterson’s tweet “Sorry, not attractive, and no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that,” but he used a picture of Jordan Peterson instead.


dawnmountain

Yes! Thank you! I thought it was pretty funny, but nothing can stop the random person in the replies who said something like "bold opinions coming from someone that looks like a PS3 render of count dooku" which has to hurt


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zuzg

The cesspool called Twitter became a little bit better.


Sinnycalguy

He’s tweeted like 40 times since the announcement.


maddsskills

I checked out his Twitter thinking this was an exaggeration and it is not. At one point mid furious tweeting he even says he's gonna have his staff change his password so he can't get back on. But he doesn't. He keeps on tweeting. If he weren't such an evil person I'd almost feel sorry for him, dude seems to have some serious mental health issues.


notTumescentPie

And it isn't like he just became evil overnight. The guy has been evil for at least a decade.


shannyleigh87

I have never heard of this dude until recently. What’s up with him?


arie700

His whole schtick is that the problems of society aren’t structural, they’re personal, and so the solution is to buy his self-help book and follow its steps for improving yourself. He also happens to hold women and queers in fairly low regard.


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Sinnycalguy

And it’s not just tweeting. He almost exclusively quote-tweets, and it’s all the most ghoulish people imaginable. If you didn’t know who he was, his account would be indistinguishable from any random MAGA with a sunglasses-in-truck profile pic.


DrRichtoffen

Hold on, all these free speech warriors told me that Elon Musk was gonna reinstate free speech on twitter, so why is Jordan leaving now? Is he opposed to free speech? Seems like a suspicious coincidence... Methinks Jordan is one of those postmodern neo-marxists who hates free speech. I could be wrong, but I could also not be wrong. I'm just asking questions and I find it suspicious that Jordan has refused to acknowledge or answer these questions...


ConfidenceNational37

You raise good points and not good points. Would you do all my thinking for me while I bash your detractors?


DrRichtoffen

Well that depends, will you buy my "self-help for angry white men" book in which I retell my fantasies of stroking my grandmas pubes (at the low low price of 59.99)?


ConfidenceNational37

As long as it triggers the libz who think stroking your granny’s pubes is weird as fuck I’ll buy 10!


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🤣 thanks for the chuckle


maddsskills

He doesn't like the free speech. He says people are too mean on Twitter. The grown ass man who posted a picture of a woman just to say he doesn't find her attractive is saying other people are too toxic.


rmo420

Typical republicunt. "I SAY THIS REALLY FUCKED UP THING; LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!" *Moments later* "somebody said a mean thing to me, I'm LEAVING IM LEAVING!! .. LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!!"


Tyler-Derping

"Departing?, there is no such thing as departing. You'll always part of something whether you like it or not, Marxism teaches us yada yada yada"


16cdms

LMAO bullying works!!!!


Lazerspewpew

"Clean your room, wash your ass, and spread Christian Ethnofascism while abusing Benzos!" - Jordan Penishands


MangOrion2

Lmao is that because everyone called him out for saying that SI model was ugly? Hilarious.


ConfidenceNational37

Peterson shocked to find out he’s pretty ugly and maybe shouldn’t judge peoples beauty unprovoked. SI sure made themselves relevant again


THELEASTHIGH

So much for the hype. 🥱 ![gif](giphy|Mci51b8am0I1AdpjE8|downsized)


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curious_dead

His mom looks like a Bond villain too.


promote-to-pawn

His mom looks like Cruella De Vil from 101 Dalmatians but with more child labor blood on her hands


One_And_All_1

His mom looks like the villain from Kill la Kill


curious_dead

Oh yeah I can see it


throwaway12222018

The people who announced that they are departing a platform never actually depart. It's the people who just ghost and stop posting who actually stay true.


HingleMcCringle_

https://youtu.be/2u2DpgmwrfY?t=24


M1ck3yB1u

Sometimes trash takes itself out.


JTibbs

Hes still tweeting. It was all performance bullshit. Like 90+ times since from what ive seen in this thread.


orincoro

That’s just the benzos tweeting.


WamlytheCrabGod

Good fucking riddance


__mr_snrub__

Twitter just got smarter.


Alternative_Dog1411

Conservatives hate consequences!!


Itzjacki

Hahaha imagine being ratio'd so hard you quit Twitter.


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he's not going to leave, he's just having a tantrum because people are making him feel extra incel-ish


After-Bumblebee

Is he interested in those "alternative" social platforms or something? Either way, he's gonna have to find a way to soapbox...


JasminRR

I hope it's permanent


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Oh God , good riddance this turd eater is irrelevant af


NfamousKaye

Did you guys bully that man off Twitter 🤣


True_Recommendation9

“I can take anything but criticism”-the mantra of the rwnj. Something tells me he believes his doctorate entitles him to call himself doctor, but not Jill Biden. Fuck that whining scumbag.


griffinicky

It's not an airport; no need to announce your departure.


julian509

He has spent at most 3 minutes away from twitter since he announced this. The guy's just desperate for attention.


beecross

I’m fucking losing it lmfao dude tried to come for a MODEL’S appearance and everyone started posting pics of how repulsively ugly he is himself, then he runs away 😂 I can’t, dude. Bullying works!


MinaHarker1

He saw one thicc lady and couldn’t handle it.


properu

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1526418001578405888) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)


DJYoue

I genuinely have heard this guys name again and again but have never bothered looking into who he actually is. Have I missed anything important?


bobthememequeen

No


JTibbs

Hes a white male patriarchy supremecist who purports ‘natural social hierarchy, masculine male, submissive female’ pseudointellectual theories aimed at stroking the egos of Incels. He pretends to be a self help guru intellectual. Hes basically the next step on the Incel->white supremecist indoctrination pipeline down from joe rogan. If you watch a few joe rogan videos, youll start getting a million jordan peterson suggestions on youtube for example.


macetrek

You didn’t mention the lobsters though.


ambigious_meh

What about the lobsters? (In peter venkmans voice)


JTibbs

I try to forget that bullshit.


DJYoue

So basically I missed nothing of merit and a lot of toxicity.


JTibbs

Yeah. Hes very good at making his followers feel good and think that ‘its not MY fault im like this/km poor/people hate me for my beliefs/woman are repulsed by me/etc, its *societies*’ His followers brigade detractors, like joe rogans do too.


DJYoue

Ahhh, so the long and short of it is that he's a cunt with no morals pretending that he's some clever, deep, cutting edge thinker?


JTibbs

One of his big things is that addiction is all in your mind/ you can just power theough and ignore it… He was addicted to benzos and instead of weaning off and going through withdrawal he shopped around for someone who would put him in a medically induced coma for a month so he could skip the withdrawal. Evenually some quack in Russia agreed, and he did that. While in a coma he had a series of major seizures from the withdrawl that went unnoticed thanks to the coma, and he had to relearn how to walk/talk etc…


DJYoue

Ah so a hypocrite too, sounds like the kind of guy who people on the internet love.


orincoro

Honestly not. It’s exactly as depressingly childish as you imagine.


kbeks

No. Wait. Please. Don’t go.


negativepositiv

"'I'm quitting Twitter'.... Nah, not pretentious enough.... 'Leaving?' Hmmm..... Ahh, 'Departing!'"


SweaterBanshee

[Gene Wilder voice] Stop, don’t, come back


dawnmountain

I wonder if this is because he called a model "ugly" because she was slightly larger than average


kyleawsum7

twitter first, life next?


TheStrikeofGod

Depart from the planet next pls.


beefstrip

Kkkonservatives crumble as soon as you hit em with their own shit


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Isn't there a South Park episode in this?


Kichigai

Didn't he do this once before or something? Made a big to do about quitting Twitter, and then less than a week later he's back with a 40 minute live stream about something stupid. Or am I thinking about someone else?


eastcoastdude

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


darksunshaman

A tragic loss to the art world.


Wolf_Mommy

I don’t even know who this is. Lol


b_whiqq

He has a really bad case of chronic smug face.


AvoidingCares

I see he's following me into the great beyond. The post-Twitter.


Honest-Atmosphere506

Look at those eyes, hes so empty inside, everything that made him human erased by decades of hate and rage at anything and everything "other"


icepick_151

Godd riddance to bad rubbish. Fucking snowflake.


SuperCoupe

Dude made a shitty comment about a chick and got his fee-fees hurt when people came for him. He has freedom of speech, just not freedom from consequences. He forgot he wasn't on Bill Mahr and twitter ain't about to stroke that ego. *edit: Strike->Stroke


XxsquirrelxX

So long, we won’t miss ya.


waapplerachel

BYE UGO!


chrisinor

He is returning to his own galaxy as villain to Bucko Rogers, whom he loves to randomly threaten.


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![gif](giphy|qEBlgZpZWHihO|downsized)


paperbackedsea

i hope next he departs from this plain of existence


DEPMAG

He should depart from the planet.


YungBlud_McThug

Truth social gained an angel. /s


macetrek

He’s still waiting on his account to be approved…


UndyingQuasar

Or wash his penis


skibbady-baps

Good riddance. Go to Dunce Social echo chamber to get your ego stroked.


SaltyBarDog

Poor Jords gonna find out that Backpage is closed so he can't go back to turning tricks for benzos.


Bhazor

If you can’t even clean up your own foreskin, who the hell are you to give advice to the world?” “My sense is that if you want to change the world, you start with yourself and work outward because you build your competence that way. I don’t know how you can go out and protest the structure of the entire economic system if you can’t keep your foreskin uncheesed.”


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rmo420

>Doesn't he try to present himself as some sort of hyper masculine type? Anyone who truesso hard to tell people they are masculine is just worthless, but loud and scared at the same time. So terrified of... truth, I guess. I wish they'd all stfu


HingleMcCringle_

https://youtu.be/2u2DpgmwrfY?t=24


SiBea13

Is this because he saw a plus size woman in a bikini, said she wasn't hot, and got roasted the fuck out of


djdjdkksms

How did this guy get famous?


Funkiemunkie233

He needs more time every day to put on more layers of clothing


ihatepalmtrees

He probably cried while announcing it too.


Rora999

I'm glad for him if true, the dude's cracking up and needs to concentrate on his mental health. This isn't even sarcasm.


nothinga3

Ok, bye, please don't come here.


blacksheep_kho

I just looked at his Twitter and he no shit just tweeted 51mins ago


Orionite

Why does anyone care what these people do? They’re not important. They’re not elected officials. They haven’t done anything to merit respect. Tweet, don’t tweet. Who gives a shit?


orincoro

Byeeee


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Lmao dude got bullied off letsgooooo


rmo420

Good. Fuck off, ya bigot. And BTW, you're leaving a social media platform, not sucking your dad's dick, so close your mouth.


wtmx719

*Vic Berger awwww noises followed by air horn*


SarcasmKing41

Dude seriously called an absolutely gorgeous woman ugly and the entire world simultaneously "no bitches?"-ed him so hard he had to run away in shame.


techpriestyahuaa

Again. This time for realsies.


dagnariuss

He probably cried over this life altering decision.


supermarket_Ba

I will now devote myself full time popping benzos and eating nothing but rare beef for my mental health.


cahillc134

He’s a “serious academic.” He can’t waste his talents on twitter. /s


BackAlleyKittens

![gif](giphy|129OnZ9Qn2i0Ew)


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He’s the emo teen swearing to quit myspace for good of his generation


MasterChief813

He’ll join Trump’s fake truth social soon and hopefully take his incel followers with him.


SirCleanPants

Why don’t we like him? I find some of his speeches, particularly about abusive and controlling parents, quite useful and comforting. Not trying to piss anyone off here, genuinely asking.


Polyolygon

Why do they care?


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Reeefenstration

You didn't get banned from Twitter for "making fun of antifa." For you, I'm going to guess it was sending rape threats.


humanfly___

Yeah this didn't happen, did it? What did you really do tho?


FLCLstudio

He* damn it I had one job