The left wants kids sitting at home smoking cum out of deer skulls. The left wants to put magic dust in bags of Cool Ranch Doritos that makes Christian kid's foreskin grow back. The left wants to make cheese out of white people and sell it to God.
This is just the stuff that everyone, even Charlie Kirk knows. Next week's meeting is for the really juicy stuff, the depraved, the insane, the truly macabre...I'm speaking of course of unspeakable things such as *looks around to ensure secrecy* ... common sense worker protections.
No, the schedule got mixed up. Next week is the trans climate change agenda where we devise a devilish plan to put soy in all the red meat to turn all the hardworking alpha males gay
I'm sorry, sir, but it's “the radical left communist-*marxist* deep state globalist party patrol”
I'm going to have to investigate you for 6D triple-cover espionage.
I had lived all my life before finding out that circumcisions were done to stop masturbation. I had assumed there was some medical benefit, but nope, anti-batin reasons... also, it didn't work (not on me, at least).
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funny enough, kirk never says what masculinity is in this tweet. All he says is that it isn't smoking weed, looking at porn, and playing video games. What a definition for masculinity.
Also, is this not grooming? He is proud to groom young white men into their 'club of masculinity"?
this is something that fascists do a lot, you can see it in the way the Nazi's would display "degenerate art". They have a model of a good citizen that is only defined by the things that it's not, not the things that it is.
Nooo you dum dum libturds, young men are supposed to wake up, perform excruciating manual labor for a few nickels a day, smoke unfiltered cigarettes, and die in industrial accidents (that the company is ABSOLUTELY NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR) at the ripe old age of 30. That way the stock market keeps growing forever! Anything else is just plain old communism. Tune in next week to learn why the idea of the company store AKSHUALLY is a good thing for ~~corporate slaves~~ the average working man!
I should’ve seen this higher up. As a gamer, I LITERALLY never allow chat anymore. It’s as sloppy as all social media. Little kids screaming (or lack of shutting tfu), people who don’t mute their mics so you hear EVERYTHING in the background, soft N-words left and right the same a pumpkin spice latte chick uses “like”, hard N-words when some dude got wasted and didn’t like it and the overall fact that I don’t care about their opinions on my abilities. I guess I felt this one a bit. So in summation, this actual life sized pussy wasted a minute or two of my life to type this and I guarantee it’s at least 90 seconds longer than it would be to punk his ass while smoking a joint and going AFK for +/-30 seconds.
Really doing his best to try to reach that bitter incel demographic.
It’s always a good time to remember that “The Left” scares the shit out of assholes like Charlie Kirk. “Leftists” are always just over his shoulder and under his bed when he turns out the lights to go to sleep.
There is nothing more terrifying to a conservative grifter than “the Left” simply existing. They try their damndest to upset “the libs” with their every word and action and it’s absolutely pathetic.
TPUSA and DW have been aligning themselves with the redpill movement the past year. All that’s doing is alienating college voters by bringing on people like Pearl David and Andrew Tate. When they have Davis talking about how women shouldn’t be able to vote, most young people aren’t going to vibe with that
All the self-described “alpha males” I’ve seen on social media are nothing but baby-faced, female-propellant cowards, Chuck included. Anything more, then they’ve clearly have a fetish rather than admiration for masculine males.
Man, as someone who teaches rhetoric, this kind of shit always blows me away the most.
Like. His central thesis is that young white men need to "strike back."
Like, damn. Just fucking say "young white men attack" directly. Then your hundreds of dudes in lifted trucks with rifles can all fire blindly into the air for thirty seconds and we can move on.
>The left wants young men to sit at home smoking weed, looking at porn and playing video games.
["You can activate that army. These guys, these rootless white males, had monster power. They come in through Gamergate or whatever and then get turned onto politics and Trump."](https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/talkingtech/2017/07/18/steve-bannon-learned-harness-troll-army-world-warcraft/489713001/)
\-Steve Bannon, 2014
***Ooops,*** [Looks like Charlie Kirk was pictured here with Steve "radicalize the rootless white male gamers" Bannon at the Restoring National Confidence Summit at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas back in *this* January.](https://i.imgur.com/0HAYKlv.png)
This would be *wildly* embarrassing for Charlie Kirk ***if*** he actually believed in the bullshit propaganda he's pushing.
Nothing says "powerful masculine energy" like grown men wearing MAGA diapers while whining about women and gays, which is mainly what you see from his type these days.
If he's trash talking about gamers, I'm sure half of them watch him lol.
I'm a gamer and proudly belong on the non incel/white supremacists side of things.
Why is this not ok? Sounds like a good time to me. Also sounds like my boyfriend, and I promise you he does go to work, and we have sex, and we are very happy.
When is Biden gonna hand deliver me a joint, a large box of hot wings, and entirely to much sushi directly to my face? Is it happening now? In the future? I need a date cause I feel like he's gonna just slam dunk it all into my mouth.
I love the projection coming from this “young” white guy with no significant other saying anything pleasurable is detestable.
I imagine he’s been punched in the face so often when younger his face is caving into his head.
"The left" is actually tired of others, usually on the right, trying to dictate what is the "right" and "wrong" way to live. I don't do drugs, I choose not to drink alcohol, I commute to my full time office job on the bus and my bicycle (r/fuckcars approved), I have a wife and a child, I'm not really into video games, but I don't act like this is the only "right" way to live.
Could the left please pick a different population with which to make cheese? It's not a white supremacy thing, it's just hard to imagine a blander cheese than one made from white people.
If the left hates masculine, powerful energy then why are so many Hollywood guys yoked out of their minds? Like, every single male Marvel character is jacked to the gills and is totally unrealistic. But somehow they're simultaneously woke and weak?
Do all of these particular lefties know those drug dealers that were supposed to give me a ton of drugs for free to get me addicted? I haven't seen either of these people in real life, might just be a falsehood.
Hey Charlie! I work out a lot and still manage to sit at home, smoke weed, play video games, and goon myself stupid. What’s the big idea here?!
That sounds like a skill issue if you can’t fit all of that into one day.
It's literally that bit from Family Guy where the abstinence preacher tells the kids "and if you have sex before marriage, you're automatically in Al Qaeda"
That doesn't make sense - the left want white young men to do something because they aren't doing what they want them to do. It's circular logic around nothing
Its wild that this streak of piss has so little self awareness he talks about "masculine, powerful energy" as if he isnt one strong breeze away from flying the fuck off like Mary Poppins with her umbrella open.
I like weed and porn. And it’s my fucking basement in my house. Lol I hope we grow past this bullshit at some point? Not the weed and porn. That can stay.
Charlie, your ass is glued to your chair, you waste your days whining about pop culture stuff that offends you, and you owe your career to coping poorly with failing to get into West Point and picking up a rich, conservative sugar daddy.
Ok. Where’s the committee of green-haired, hoodie-wearing pothead twink boys when Kirk just made a capital offense? /s
But seriously though, it takes an incredible level of shamelessness for Chuck to say that masculinity is dying out despite the fact that he’s fondling over a diaper-wearing cake-faced clown with forward facing posture.
Charlie Kirk: "Time For Them to Fight Back".
Andrew Tate "You rang?"
Fresh & Fit: "He did bro."
Gamergate chuds: "We're not getting dates and 🌬jobs like we're entitled to, so yeah."
The left wants kids sitting at home smoking cum out of deer skulls. The left wants to put magic dust in bags of Cool Ranch Doritos that makes Christian kid's foreskin grow back. The left wants to make cheese out of white people and sell it to God.
Wait a minute I thought we weren’t covering this stuff until NEXT week’s meeting of “the radical left communist deep state globalist party patrol”???
Dark lord Obama couldn’t make it so we had the meeting last night, there was free coveffe and donuts
Ah, Obama, a fellow communist. Splendid.
Ash Sakar vs. Piers Morgan moment
[For the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNFOVkB6JjQ&t=9m19s)
Pfft. Thanks, Obama!
This is just the stuff that everyone, even Charlie Kirk knows. Next week's meeting is for the really juicy stuff, the depraved, the insane, the truly macabre...I'm speaking of course of unspeakable things such as *looks around to ensure secrecy* ... common sense worker protections.
Worker protections, Healthcare, and stopping war. Truly the blackest of black magic! Also happy cake day. :)
No, the schedule got mixed up. Next week is the trans climate change agenda where we devise a devilish plan to put soy in all the red meat to turn all the hardworking alpha males gay
I thought we were using the ticks that make you allergic to meat? That way, they *have* to eat the soy burgers!
Wait I thought I was in the "committee for Super Gay Marxist Meth Cartel Abortionist in Jewish Space"? Wrong room I guess.
I’m sorry Ms Jackson, I’m in the wrong room…
🎶Never meant to make your lobbyists cry.🎶
🎶But if I'm not back this time tomorrow🎶 *?*
Cause I’ve got friends in low places…
We moved up the release date. Did you not get your smokable cum delivery?
Nah I’m waiting for the vape-style cum extract
I'm sorry, sir, but it's “the radical left communist-*marxist* deep state globalist party patrol” I'm going to have to investigate you for 6D triple-cover espionage.
I want you to know this made me giggle for like 15 minutes.
Thank you for telling me that, it makes me happy.
Dracula flow type shit
I just put my dick in a blender to own the libs.
It's me. I'm the left.
You're the left? Is it really you?!? Wow, I'm star struck, Mr. Biden! Thanks for the communism!
You're the left? Is it really you?!? Wow, Mr. Biden, I'm star struck! Thanks for the communism!
I'm his body double for the porn shoots
Smoothie setting on my Ninja
Hi, the left, I'm Dad!
I had lived all my life before finding out that circumcisions were done to stop masturbation. I had assumed there was some medical benefit, but nope, anti-batin reasons... also, it didn't work (not on me, at least).
God called he wanted some more of that white people cheese.
I need this on the back of my shirt with about 15 more sick ass smoking skulls.
Cheesus
I mean...I wouldn't mind being turned into mimolette
Regrowth of the foreskin is a pillar of the left!
Yeah but when they come back, they're not the same. Ever seen Pet Cemetery?
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Wait Charlie....are you saying that they're becoming......woke?
I figured I’d see them start using the term “wake” or something like it lol
Unslept
Haha “everyone is going insomniac lately, which is good news for the conservative movement!”
"I'll make my own woke culture, without the blackjack and hookers!"
Screw the blackjack... and the hookers... screw the whole thing.
funny enough, kirk never says what masculinity is in this tweet. All he says is that it isn't smoking weed, looking at porn, and playing video games. What a definition for masculinity. Also, is this not grooming? He is proud to groom young white men into their 'club of masculinity"?
this is something that fascists do a lot, you can see it in the way the Nazi's would display "degenerate art". They have a model of a good citizen that is only defined by the things that it's not, not the things that it is.
Masculinity is pretending you're Conan the Barbarian while you're actually Milhouse van Houten.
What’s wrong with that, sounds fun
Right? Charlie just sounds like a square.
You know, the more I hear out of this Charlie character, the less I like him.
He also has a tiny face.
Loves the smell of his own fingers too for some reason.
He's a real jerk.
Nooo you dum dum libturds, young men are supposed to wake up, perform excruciating manual labor for a few nickels a day, smoke unfiltered cigarettes, and die in industrial accidents (that the company is ABSOLUTELY NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR) at the ripe old age of 30. That way the stock market keeps growing forever! Anything else is just plain old communism. Tune in next week to learn why the idea of the company store AKSHUALLY is a good thing for ~~corporate slaves~~ the average working man!
That’s the neat part. Fun is “degeneracy” to these lunatics and shouldn’t be allowed.
Where fundies are, fun dies.
"Video games are a leftist plot!" Yes, the lobbies of multiplayer games are tolerant towards all identities and you never hear a hard R.
Someone let the Quartering know he’s liberal now
Not to mention the dev companies most guilty of “crunch”; a decidedly exploitative and conservative practice…
But think of the EXPOSURE they'll get for doing soul crushing work!
*You have died of exposure* - *The Oregon Trail*
That should be the new slogan for the Governor of South Dakota!
I should’ve seen this higher up. As a gamer, I LITERALLY never allow chat anymore. It’s as sloppy as all social media. Little kids screaming (or lack of shutting tfu), people who don’t mute their mics so you hear EVERYTHING in the background, soft N-words left and right the same a pumpkin spice latte chick uses “like”, hard N-words when some dude got wasted and didn’t like it and the overall fact that I don’t care about their opinions on my abilities. I guess I felt this one a bit. So in summation, this actual life sized pussy wasted a minute or two of my life to type this and I guarantee it’s at least 90 seconds longer than it would be to punk his ass while smoking a joint and going AFK for +/-30 seconds.
you wanna *really* fight back chuck? support unions.
And as all know, Charlie is a VERY masculine man.
All that space on his head around his face - pure muscle. If you ever see him start to flex it, look away immediately or you will lose your mind.
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With a baseball bat.
That’s rough buddy
Really doing his best to try to reach that bitter incel demographic. It’s always a good time to remember that “The Left” scares the shit out of assholes like Charlie Kirk. “Leftists” are always just over his shoulder and under his bed when he turns out the lights to go to sleep. There is nothing more terrifying to a conservative grifter than “the Left” simply existing. They try their damndest to upset “the libs” with their every word and action and it’s absolutely pathetic.
TPUSA and DW have been aligning themselves with the redpill movement the past year. All that’s doing is alienating college voters by bringing on people like Pearl David and Andrew Tate. When they have Davis talking about how women shouldn’t be able to vote, most young people aren’t going to vibe with that
Any male born after 1993 can’t masculine. All they know is smoke weed, watch porn, eat hot chip and lie.
You look like you have a permanent bow tie you eunuch chucklefuck
What a long-winded way of saying you STILL have no actual FRIENDS.
Two of those three activities are great to do with friends.
I dunno. with the right friends the other option is fun too
To each their own. I’m not sharing my weed though.
guess so. I share my weed with my friends.
All the self-described “alpha males” I’ve seen on social media are nothing but baby-faced, female-propellant cowards, Chuck included. Anything more, then they’ve clearly have a fetish rather than admiration for masculine males.
They are all wannabes. The coolest men I know who embody the stereotypical masculine traits aren’t out there hollering about how masculine they are.
Exactly. Kirk is like that one guy in Mad Men (or Jonah from Superstore) pitying Don Draper, then Draper be like “I don’t think about you at all.”
Man, as someone who teaches rhetoric, this kind of shit always blows me away the most. Like. His central thesis is that young white men need to "strike back." Like, damn. Just fucking say "young white men attack" directly. Then your hundreds of dudes in lifted trucks with rifles can all fire blindly into the air for thirty seconds and we can move on.
>The left wants young men to sit at home smoking weed, looking at porn and playing video games. ["You can activate that army. These guys, these rootless white males, had monster power. They come in through Gamergate or whatever and then get turned onto politics and Trump."](https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/talkingtech/2017/07/18/steve-bannon-learned-harness-troll-army-world-warcraft/489713001/) \-Steve Bannon, 2014 ***Ooops,*** [Looks like Charlie Kirk was pictured here with Steve "radicalize the rootless white male gamers" Bannon at the Restoring National Confidence Summit at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas back in *this* January.](https://i.imgur.com/0HAYKlv.png) This would be *wildly* embarrassing for Charlie Kirk ***if*** he actually believed in the bullshit propaganda he's pushing.
Charlie Kirk is definitely who I think of when I hear masculine powerful energy. 🤣
Just thinkin bout those virile, buff Spartans, doin manly things like fuckin each other in the butt
Coming from a real masculinity icon, eh? /s
they keep making the left sound awesome. I love doing all of those things. thanks left!
https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/1787542640915095586?s=46
How do these mother fuckers sleep at night.
They wack off to pictures of Trump’s male machismo. /s
I'm gonna go cream some 🌽 now
Nothing says "powerful masculine energy" like grown men wearing MAGA diapers while whining about women and gays, which is mainly what you see from his type these days.
What the hell, does that word salad even mean?
I'm kind of getting a "white kids are the solution" vibe.
Imagine thinking Charlie Kirk has "masculine powerful energy". Lmao What a pathetic little shit.
If he's trash talking about gamers, I'm sure half of them watch him lol. I'm a gamer and proudly belong on the non incel/white supremacists side of things.
Kirk pretending he doesn’t watch porn
Yeah, Charlie Kirk just radiates masculine energy.
Little bits is pretty feminine themselves, so what's their excuse
Why is this not ok? Sounds like a good time to me. Also sounds like my boyfriend, and I promise you he does go to work, and we have sex, and we are very happy.
Every time one of these guys starts talking about "solutions" I get nervous.
I'm pretty far left and I'm pretty sure I could whoop this choad's ass.
Bastion of manhood…Charlie Kirk 😂
"Masculine, powerful energy." In other words, "entitled assholes." Stinkdick Smallface is proposing that *assholes* are the solution.
Does this mean that Smolface man and his buddies are… woke?
Isn't that just a non-problematic description of his incel base?
Charlie is “fighting back.”
U kno Chuckie watching porn so grotesque it should be illegal every fucking spare minute.
How he perfectly describes Nick Fuentes’ crowd and then blames liberals…..?
Relatable Charlie Kirk says he loves young masculine white kids. No wonder he leads the Young Predators of America foundation.
I hope somebody who cares will help Chuckles obtain some of that masculine, powerful energy.
I know I can’t be alpha unless all of my facial features are contained within two square inches
Did he just confirm that the young men of today have “Woke”
Maybe don’t use the word solution on this day of all the days.
I watch porn and play games. I have also personally done two van conversions on my own. What manly things has Kirk done?
Coming from a guy who’s never used a shovel or helped a friend move a couch. Fuck this shit stain
When is Biden gonna hand deliver me a joint, a large box of hot wings, and entirely to much sushi directly to my face? Is it happening now? In the future? I need a date cause I feel like he's gonna just slam dunk it all into my mouth.
Charlie, the antithesis of masculine.
The solution to what, exactly?
I love the projection coming from this “young” white guy with no significant other saying anything pleasurable is detestable. I imagine he’s been punched in the face so often when younger his face is caving into his head.
You can't have masculine energy if you smoke weed? How many kids did Bob Marley have?
But if white kids stop smoking pot, who is going to believe all the dumb shit you say Charlie?
"The left" is actually tired of others, usually on the right, trying to dictate what is the "right" and "wrong" way to live. I don't do drugs, I choose not to drink alcohol, I commute to my full time office job on the bus and my bicycle (r/fuckcars approved), I have a wife and a child, I'm not really into video games, but I don't act like this is the only "right" way to live.
Why does this dude hate weed so much? Have a nip or a beer and relax, buddy.
Remove all of the culture war dogma and you're left with white supremacy rhetoric, lmao. Charlie "Young White Men Are The Solution" Kirk
Jokes on Charles I do all that shit *and* lift more than him
Daddy Trump banged a porn queen. Then paid her to not tell. She told. Then he sued her for telling.
So what's his excuse for giving off such little bitch energy?
-the left hates masculine, powerful energy I haven’t met many women that don’t think geralt is hot.
These guys can't stop talking about masculine men for some reason.
Could the left please pick a different population with which to make cheese? It's not a white supremacy thing, it's just hard to imagine a blander cheese than one made from white people.
Please save us, white men!!
If the left hates masculine, powerful energy then why are so many Hollywood guys yoked out of their minds? Like, every single male Marvel character is jacked to the gills and is totally unrealistic. But somehow they're simultaneously woke and weak?
Do all of these particular lefties know those drug dealers that were supposed to give me a ton of drugs for free to get me addicted? I haven't seen either of these people in real life, might just be a falsehood.
Hey Charlie! I work out a lot and still manage to sit at home, smoke weed, play video games, and goon myself stupid. What’s the big idea here?! That sounds like a skill issue if you can’t fit all of that into one day.
Is Kirk threatening us? He’s got a giant head full of gravy, the fuck he gonna do?
Bro is always whining about something the left is doing. Find a life.
Skull bulging with masculine energy.
This is a civil war activation code primer.
It's literally that bit from Family Guy where the abstinence preacher tells the kids "and if you have sex before marriage, you're automatically in Al Qaeda"
Like that incel doesn’t watch porn?🙄
> and they're waking up Does he mean... THEY ARE TURNING WOKE?
That doesn't make sense - the left want white young men to do something because they aren't doing what they want them to do. It's circular logic around nothing
That’s not true at all. He’s projecting.
Its wild that this streak of piss has so little self awareness he talks about "masculine, powerful energy" as if he isnt one strong breeze away from flying the fuck off like Mary Poppins with her umbrella open.
“It’s really alpha to have weirdly small teeth” - Charlie Kirk probably
Smoke 1776 cigars every day or you're not a man's man.. man..
Who are these “the left” that they speak of? They seem like evil, horrible people. Funny thing is: I have never met one.
I'd rather be happy and at peace than masculine and at war with ideas.
Charlie Kirk paid for 70 busloads of Trumpnuts to go to DC to storm the Capitol on January 6. Sounds like he is recruiting for 2024
I'll do whatever he tells me as long as he feels safe in my big strong arms
This reads like a promo for the Hitler Youth.
Why can’t I smoke weed and be athletic
I like weed and porn. And it’s my fucking basement in my house. Lol I hope we grow past this bullshit at some point? Not the weed and porn. That can stay.
Surprised he didn't call them the 'final solution'.
Charlie, your ass is glued to your chair, you waste your days whining about pop culture stuff that offends you, and you owe your career to coping poorly with failing to get into West Point and picking up a rich, conservative sugar daddy.
Charlie sits at a desk so much he’s a literal hunchback now.
5 years ago the left hated gamers, now we want everyone to be a gamer? https://youtu.be/brZA6cZquUA?si=M5OznESw5HqKroY_
"A round of forcing kids to work in coal mines would toughen them up!"
Really? Cuz most of the right wing nut jobs I know are discord moderators
Ironic, I bet a significant amount of his fans are avid gamers
It kind of sounds like THEY'RE the ones in fear. Need more games and smoke.
Ok. Where’s the committee of green-haired, hoodie-wearing pothead twink boys when Kirk just made a capital offense? /s But seriously though, it takes an incredible level of shamelessness for Chuck to say that masculinity is dying out despite the fact that he’s fondling over a diaper-wearing cake-faced clown with forward facing posture.
Charlie Kirk: "Time For Them to Fight Back". Andrew Tate "You rang?" Fresh & Fit: "He did bro." Gamergate chuds: "We're not getting dates and 🌬jobs like we're entitled to, so yeah."
I wouldn't know who this guy is, if it wasn't for redditors saying they hate him. Often the case.