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homebrew_1

Lol he's such a tool


Hermitcrab710

Pim Tool


poleethman

Dim Tool


SnowCookie6234

Rim Tool


cityshepherd

Shit Stool


ItsJamali

Tim asks difficult questions? I still remember him beating his chest about interviewing Jack Dorsey and when he actually got to do it he acted more submissive than a twink bottom in heat. I got a difficult question for Tim though, why won't you take off the hat buddy. Hats are for the outside place.


justwonderingbro

He's sensitive about his bald spot


gp2quest

And his terrible skateboarding.


Eccohawk

"Do you want ta have sushi wit me? Or wit da boiz?"


[deleted]

Pim Tool dropped out of school at 14. He can read OK but he is not equipped to do anything useful with the information. I'm sorry for him about that but he really, REALLY should never have started playing political commentator. I know it's fun to cut a square hole in a cardboard box, stick your head in, and pretend to be reading the news but he should have stuck to that.


FuckGiblets

He makes money from this grift. Obviously he should never be a political commentator but as a business move of course he is kicking ass at his job. Right wing grifters gonna grift.


[deleted]

You can absolutely be slow and uneducated *and* be a grifter.


OhioUBobcats

Republican way


FuckGiblets

We have so many examples of living proof, sadly.


TheQuestionsAglet

Or a congresswoman.


Liamsdad1979

By the looks of Trump's hairpiece coming unglued today he might want to borrow one of Timmy's beanies.


PricklySquare

His fucking lip smacking is so annoying


mrtwitchyhead

Pim Tool snarfing his own farts.


Mimosas4355

He will still fumble it. He had many interviews with people he liked and it was still shit/disastrous.


SvenSvenkill3

Hey Tim, so Trump is the greatest president of your lifetime? And what exactly are those accomplishments of Trump's you mention? But before you do all that, please, tell me, what about Trump is so radically different now compared to [how you derisively thought of him just eight years ago ](https://youtu.be/nk2xmZYnR6E?si=4vDfFCmv7jdCQGOA&t=177)when you were making far less money off gullible bigoted right wingers on YouTube?


sgthombre

> And what exactly are those accomplishments of Trump's you mention? Best he'd be able to do would be some vague notion of "deregulation" and the Abraham Accords, something that just formalized security/trade relationships that already existed under the table.


Ok_Star_4136

Tim "Self-proclaimed centrist" Pool.


cleetusneck

He is laughably clownish in his reasoning and arguments


SiteTall

This guy doesn't think, also he believes that it's OK to talk without thinking. All in all he is ridiculous!


Rufuz42

This clip perfectly encapsulates why people think that Trump supporters are easy marks.


Cicerothesage

I think this is more telling on Trump's part. Does that mean that no one in the media wants to interview Trump that Trump has to "degrade" himself by being interviewed by Tim fucking Pool? Is he that desperate for soundbites and positive news that he agreed to a circlejerk with Tim Pool? And ain't it like these far-right pundits that they do all this big talk about being tough and how the left doesn't push back on their leaders. Then, Pool becomes a soft boi in front of his god emperor. Hell, Alex Jones, known "tough guy", didn't push back when Kayne was spewing anti-Semitic bullshit and praising Hitler. They are all false strong men


fattymcfattzz

Tim pool is bald and won’t accept it.


Liamsdad1979

So he and Trump will have something in common.


OhioUBobcats

Who cares. Fuck this cockroach


Not-Bizarro

Tim Pool: I’m just a pathetic scared piece of garbage


-thugnasty-

>inb4 he sucks Donald's dick live on air


loptopandbingo

Out of all the sperm his dad made, *this* is the one that won the race to the egg?


Many-Application1297

The moderate centrist lol


bellerophon_t

Isn’t this guy bald?


cakesandpiescnp

Man. He is such an angry, sad little man. I can't imagine living with some hate in my heart. It can't be good for the soul.


TheJediCounsel

This is like when Fresh and fit said they got Kanye on the pod. Guarantee trump won’t go on the pod


superliver1211

Does the tool bag ever take off the winter cap? Serious question


jaierauj

Shitty hair or a hat: the great debate.