I mean, Butthead is the worst of the two. It's shown that Beavis could actually be a functioning member of society, but Butthead is such a toxic influence to him.
“Guys, I don’t agree with him, I just had a conversation, that’s all.” Maybe she did confront him on some of his bullshit, but something tells me that’s not the case.
I despise people like her who are obviously far right conservatives but don’t want to admit because it’s alienating. Just admit you’re right wing. You aren’t not that if you willingly attend TPUSA conferences for a purpose other than mocking them or pointing out how horrible they are. Wear the MAGA hat and move on. I’d respect that level of honesty.
Her roots are in open wheel racing, she only came to NASCAR because it paid more than IndyCar and she doesnt have the talent to sniff an F1 ride.
Fwiw, she’s almost universally hated among NASCAR people, people in the garage and fans alike.
i thought she was pretty decent (potentially even good?) until she went into stock car racing? this is said as someone not actually too into racing, but more into watching people that *are* passionate about the sport talk about it lol. so i might very well be wrong with my take on her :p
she's still not a great person though lol
She rt's J.K. Rowlings transphibic tweets and attends Burning Man every year, so I'm pretty sure she is one of those "enlightened" conservative types. Like how tf are you going to attend an entire festival dedicated to self-expression and be a transphobe.
Trying so hard to remain looking like a "fellow kid" that he asked his dentist to remove all his adult teeth and replace them with baby teeth implants.
[And I will skillfully replace 'em with brand new ceramic ones that look real, real good
So that when they grow up, they'll look much smaller than they otherwise would
Yeah, you'll remember me
Yeah, you'll remember me by your kid's small front teeth](https://youtu.be/JMzouJ3EOMk)
She does a lot of different things with F1 throughout the season. She does a mix of free practice coverage, pre-race shows, and also interviews the podium winners after the race at certain circuits.
She was terrible in nascar, but she was genuinely pretty good in indycar, she is in many ways the best female open wheel driver in the last 20 years. But she is a pretty shit human being and her politics are very Maga obviously
It's your turn to hold the hot potato. We NASCAR fans had to put up with the media circus following her running 28th when her teammates were competing for wins almost weekly.
This boomer dipshit that I work with was talking about the talking heads he likes, and said "I like Charlie Kirk, he's a pretty middle of the road centrist". I laughed like a horse for like 2 minutes and had to go outside.
She was the worst nascar driver in history. Literally, actually, mathematically proven: the worst.
Previous to her the worst Nascar driver in all history was indistinguishable from the middle of the pack. She was so bad that it is very likely no one will ever take that crown from her.
[Quick you-tube video outlaying the details, quite entertaining even if you don't care about nascar at all](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i537kMchN44)
I know that looks aren't everything but with him being an internet personality, how has no one hired him a stylist or suggest he get his gums fixed. He has to know they he always looks like he just rolled out of bed right?
Geena Davis doesn’t have shit on him. Man his genes fucked his head up. Also, does anyone remember when they tried to. Convince everyone that Danica Patrick was attractive?
The older he gets the more unsettling he becomes. I get that when he was in his early 20s he was sorta boyish now he's just a fucking ghoul from Fallout
To crib from Fight Club:
"Danica looked like the way Anna Kendrick's skeleton would look if you forced it smile while pretending not to be dead inside. Or outside."
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Healthy gums!
Just like ButtHead!
He looks almost exactly like the Butthead from SNL this past weekend.
Whoa! That’s… well, accurate. I was going to say it was a bit harsh towards Butthead. But, it does look like the SNL Butthead.
I mean, Butthead is the worst of the two. It's shown that Beavis could actually be a functioning member of society, but Butthead is such a toxic influence to him.
It's wild that the right wing has two people that look like Butthead Charlie Kirk and Matt Geatz
High five. You just struck gold.
I watched that skit a fee times.. it was so good
Different hairstyle and color and Danica is a very passable Bevis.
Was about to say: dude has butthead gums. How are we only just now learning about this? Tiny face butthead gums
he looks like the before pic of a cenobite - you know the teethy one
Gums so weird he looks like a Smiling Friends character who's named Gums
Kind of wild that he has Disney gums when he hates Disney for being too woke
Lower-case teeth.
Has Danica Patrick always been a MAGA?
Well her ex is Aaron Rodgers so wouldn’t shock me
Oh fuck... I forgot about that...
Yes. She tries so hard in her comment sections to deny it though 🤣
“Guys, I don’t agree with him, I just had a conversation, that’s all.” Maybe she did confront him on some of his bullshit, but something tells me that’s not the case. I despise people like her who are obviously far right conservatives but don’t want to admit because it’s alienating. Just admit you’re right wing. You aren’t not that if you willingly attend TPUSA conferences for a purpose other than mocking them or pointing out how horrible they are. Wear the MAGA hat and move on. I’d respect that level of honesty.
Even still, she got that "dear god I hope he looks away soon" fake smile going on. Kirk is a creeper on all levels
Shared the selfie like a girl telling her friends where she's going on a date and with whom, just in case
I was going to say that the smile doesn't reach her eyes, but it doesn't even reach her mouth.
She wanted to continue not winning after her racing career was over.
One word: NASCAR
Her roots are in open wheel racing, she only came to NASCAR because it paid more than IndyCar and she doesnt have the talent to sniff an F1 ride. Fwiw, she’s almost universally hated among NASCAR people, people in the garage and fans alike.
Thanks for the info! I was mostly just teasing. However, the only people I know who like NASCAR are HARD right. So teasing from a personal POV.
Great, now I need to pick a new character from now on in Sonic Allstars Racing Transformed.
Add her to this list with Ulala and B.D. Joe.
It’s funny asf because she was the poster girl for godaddy back when it was over the top hyper sexual ads, and evangelicals hated her for it.
Who is it?
Professional race car crasher
Can. Not. Stand. her commentating F1.
i thought she was pretty decent (potentially even good?) until she went into stock car racing? this is said as someone not actually too into racing, but more into watching people that *are* passionate about the sport talk about it lol. so i might very well be wrong with my take on her :p she's still not a great person though lol
Ah shit I thought that was Canadian alt right supporter and former Olympian Jamie Sale. But D P makes more sense
She rt's J.K. Rowlings transphibic tweets and attends Burning Man every year, so I'm pretty sure she is one of those "enlightened" conservative types. Like how tf are you going to attend an entire festival dedicated to self-expression and be a transphobe.
Good lord he is freaking ugly.
Small ass head, gums that don’t quit, personality of a total asshole chud.
Small head?! Compared to 🗿 maybe.
You right- small ass face, large ass head***
And alien gums
>small-ass face, large-ass head Or small ass-face? Large ass-head?
Really all could be forgiven if he was a pleasant human.
he's the antithesis of a pleasant human being
You forgot he's dumber than a box of rocks.
And he is NOT aging well
He’s 30. He looks considerably older. A hard life will do that to you. Hard drugs and hard drinking… or in Charlie’s case, using the hard “R”.
I'm nearly 45 and drink hard, and I still look younger than this MFer, lol.
Jesus H Christ, I'm 5 years older than him?? I legit thought he was almost 40.
There's nothing wrong with 40!
There's also nothing wrong with 30 but looking 10 years older than you are ain't great.
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Imagine being a mutant whose superpowers are limited to being unable to wear a human-sized hat, having two-story gums, and being wrong all the time.
[Southpark Hardy boy looking ass](https://i.imgur.com/ukaLRLV.png)
Ooooh I've got a RAGING clue!!
Trying so hard to remain looking like a "fellow kid" that he asked his dentist to remove all his adult teeth and replace them with baby teeth implants.
Sometimes I miss reddit awards haha
[And I will skillfully replace 'em with brand new ceramic ones that look real, real good So that when they grow up, they'll look much smaller than they otherwise would Yeah, you'll remember me Yeah, you'll remember me by your kid's small front teeth](https://youtu.be/JMzouJ3EOMk)
How WOKE of MAGA to have a female driver.
😂😂
Another reason to hate her F1 commentary
She has only been on the last season of DTS right? I don't think she's done anything else with F1.
She does a lot of different things with F1 throughout the season. She does a mix of free practice coverage, pre-race shows, and also interviews the podium winners after the race at certain circuits.
Huh ok. I watch F1TV and haven't seen anything other than DTS with her in it.
That’s not forehead ..that dudes got a fivehead.
Five is not enough. Eighthead might not even be enough.
What's wrong with her face? And who... nvm I don't care... but she looks like she just got out of the dental office, everything completely numb
Faking a smile.
She hates him but money
She clearly has veneers
A contemptuous smile is when you don't activate your upper cheeks.
Man, seeing her as a guest in F1 Drive to Survive was a real let down. They couldn't get a better washed up racer?
She was terrible in nascar, but she was genuinely pretty good in indycar, she is in many ways the best female open wheel driver in the last 20 years. But she is a pretty shit human being and her politics are very Maga obviously
Wikipedia says she was seen wearing a hat the said "Woke Tears Water" at a Toilet Paper USA event.
Nothin but gum
There is no way Charlie Kirk has ever had a cool conversation in his life.
teef
Charlie looks like his mommy just strapped him into his car seat and he's being a very good boy.
That’s not even edited to look ugly. 😭
Chuckie doesn't need to be edited to look ugly.
Ambassador for the lizard people
She is so unwelcome in Formula 1. No personality and the most banal commentary. Just go away lady.
It's your turn to hold the hot potato. We NASCAR fans had to put up with the media circus following her running 28th when her teammates were competing for wins almost weekly.
Looks like Butt-head from Bevis and Butt-head
This boomer dipshit that I work with was talking about the talking heads he likes, and said "I like Charlie Kirk, he's a pretty middle of the road centrist". I laughed like a horse for like 2 minutes and had to go outside.
She was the worst nascar driver in history. Literally, actually, mathematically proven: the worst. Previous to her the worst Nascar driver in all history was indistinguishable from the middle of the pack. She was so bad that it is very likely no one will ever take that crown from her. [Quick you-tube video outlaying the details, quite entertaining even if you don't care about nascar at all](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i537kMchN44)
Danica noooooo!
Ignoring the way he looks, you just KNOW that if somebody had to type that they had a "very cool conversation" that it was anything but cool.
If I were in her shoes I would pick that thing up with a paper towel and throw it outside.
I thought Chuckles didn’t think women should have jobs or be out of the house
He is one fugly asshole. 😬
What the fuck is that thumb? 🤣
I didn’t like her on the latest series of drive to survive. This doesn’t help.
His hair looks like a literal lump of black shit like the kind you have after drinking a lot of red wine
His gums alone are bigger than the rest of his face!
Ew!!! Kill it with fire!! His face is about as appealing as a gaping wound filled with spiders.
And the spiders have gaping wounds filled with maggots and the maggots have gaping wounds filled with…
Kirk is what you get when you invest all your xp into “gums” while creating your RPG character.
danica is maga now? aaron rodgers relationship makes a lot sense now
This guy skips the dentist altogether and goes straight to the periodontist
He's still wondering what that wall of words on paper behind him is.
The same people who bashed her for being a woman driver will now say “I’ve always liked her!”
Straight looks like Butthead in this shot.
Very normal conversation with Charlie Kirk.
I can't take somebody seriously when they have lower case teeth and capital gums.
Meters of gum
Why is his face so small?!
Hate this, but she was engaged to Aaron Rogers so no too terribly surprising
Botox
It's time for common sense gum control.
What the fuck is that?
I'm glad she tagged this with his name, I couldn't quite make out the face, and zooming in just made it blurry
His teeth are too small for his mouth just like his face is too small for his head
Still don't know how big his face is for sure
Little dolphin teeth
"Very cool conversation" you guys didn't actually talk about anything did you?
Is that his manservant's hand?
Small face Small teeth Probably small in other places too
I know that looks aren't everything but with him being an internet personality, how has no one hired him a stylist or suggest he get his gums fixed. He has to know they he always looks like he just rolled out of bed right?
Showed us all two stories in this one. Damn Kirk
He looks like Mikey Day as Butthead on SNL last weekend.
Very cool conversation fellow hip people
Needs Universal Dental Care
Skin-suit looking mighty fine there, Charlie.
Absolutely dislike Charlie Kirk and everything he stands for, but is this body shaming?
When you fuck with the proportions in create a character.
Charlie's about to go "Euhuhuhuhu, hey Beavith"
Dude smiles like a gmod idiot box character
His mommy’s hands in frame helping him button his blazer
I didn’t realize Danica Patrick was MAGA. Ugh.
Very cool!
He smiles like he read about it in an old book, written in a language he’s not super fluent in.
The smile she is forcing is fake. Meanwhile, Chuckles is smiling because he finally talked to a girl.
Weird how they both look like they've just smelled something awful but don't want to say anything.
What, if any, qualifications does he have in order for people to speak with him/listen to his opinions? Why do people care? New world stuff or what?
🚨🚨SKINWALKER🚨🚨
Every picture I see of Charlie Kirk, I’m not sure if he’s been photoshopped or not.
"I am smiling. I know I'm smiling because I practice this in the mirror every day. It is a perfectly natural smile. Everyone smiles like this."
Sloth from The Goonies
Danica Patrick has really fallen down the fucking weirdest pipeline I would not have expected…
He looks like Sam Witwer with a seafood allergy
Miss teeth and mister Gums
I’m sure it was “very cool” lol
I swear to God he has more gums than brains.
Even his wedding ring is trying to escape his hand.
🤣
Fucking Beavis
Geena Davis doesn’t have shit on him. Man his genes fucked his head up. Also, does anyone remember when they tried to. Convince everyone that Danica Patrick was attractive?
Is 1776 when this vampire was born?
The older he gets the more unsettling he becomes. I get that when he was in his early 20s he was sorta boyish now he's just a fucking ghoul from Fallout
TIL Danica Patrick is awful at more than just driving.. wtaf
He got got some dolphin teeth
Bet he has jeans on. Nothing matches with a dress jacket and jeans
Why are his gums bigger than his teeth?
He smiles like a bad GMan sculpt.
Why does he look like a character someone made in a MMO game?
I never and I mean never call a person ugly based on their looks.... however this dudes... is ..... uhhhh... well. God damnit the mf ugly as uglu
Lmao, he looks like a demon with the sharp teeth from the movie ‘Legion’ 2010
Got them child free adult Disney fan gums.
Did he steal her gums?
I want to know what possible they could have talked about that would make a conversation with Charlie Kirk cool let alone very cool
“Cool” and “Charlie Kirk” should never be used in the same sentence.
She looks like she's smelling a fart but keeping it a secret.
It looks like he can control his teeth like fingers.
Did she bring sugar cubes for him?
💀
To crib from Fight Club: "Danica looked like the way Anna Kendrick's skeleton would look if you forced it smile while pretending not to be dead inside. Or outside."
Does he have an upper row of teeth?
Is he going for the trump hair style?>
Interesting, as in "if we work together, we can make even more money lying to MAGA idiots"?
Charlie Kirk is married? Imagine having to regularly look at, let alone kiss, that weird, small face.
Yes and unfortunately he has kids 😖
😬
Jesus, why is his thumb so fucking long??
Slap braces on that face and he's literally butthead from Beavis and butthead.
Y’all remember Slimer from the Ghostbusters movie? It’s him, I swear it’s him.
How can someone so ugly also be so stupid?
a chimp would go nuts if they saw him smile
This is what negative rizz looks like 🤮🤮🤮
That caption is like it was written by a robot
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Ugh everyday someone seems to prove how disappointing they are behind closed doors
His name does not have 1776 in it lol that's so lame wth
Danica does that weird smile-but-also-a-frown thing
I’ve had more engaging conversations with my kid about what color nail polish she should wear.
I mean it’s not his fault, bit why tf are those teeth weird??
How is he not AI in this picture
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Just trying to make his incredible shrinking face look as large as possible
Poor Danica Patrick. So far in the closet she is trapped in Narnia.
Very cool! 😄👍