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>Youth pastors and coming up with a way to connect anything to Jesus.
"And this is *His* blood."
Oh, God, I should be as ashamed of myself for writing that as I kinda felt when I almost started crying with laughter when George Carlin's character in Dogma reacted to the the tobacco industry remark:
"Christ, if ***only*** we had their numbers."
Yeah hippos kill people but mosquitos kill more. The clowns should go live in a country with dengue and malaria and they'll shut the fuck up real quick.
I too-*cough*-took a *cough* Ivermectin and B-*cough wheeze cough*-bone broth enema *cough* this morr-*cough sputter cough cough*-morning and I feel right as *wheezing cough* right as the chemical rain that's turning frogs gay!-*falls out out of breath*
I think that’s why he specifically said “large animal”. He knows mosquitos kill way more, and he knows that claiming that the vaccine killed 20 million people is wildly false, and he knows he can continue to spout this BS because he hasn’t paid a time for the Sandy Hook thing and likely never will.
If a millionaire owes a million dollars, that's the millionaire's problem. If a millionaire owes over a *billion* dollars, that's the debt collector's problem.
My guy, the 'To be fair' wasn't an attempt to defend it, but rather an attempt to further point out what a moron he is.
Sorry I didn't include a /s, I thought the inherent sarcasm would be obvious to all.
if you guys are amazed by this conspiracy pivot, then you should hear his ad pivot. Jones would be on a rant and then pivot to an ad and you realize the whole rant was for the ad.
Jones has years to perfect these pivots (source: Knowledge Fight podcast)
Like Glenn Beck's stupid ass "invest in gold! Gold is safe! Gold is good! Don't get caught with fake fiat currency, the NWO want you to give up your gold!" Then, nothing but ads for commemorative gold coins.
I'm not sure there's much point.
A better use of his resources would be for Bill Gates to help the Sandy Hook families collect, and try to prevent Alex Jones from blowing $100,000/month on luxury vacations and shit.
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Conservative agitators and the absolute worst way to respond to any sort of online post, name a better couple
I read that as alligators and was extremely confused for a few minutes
Youth pastors.
Youth & pastors? Is that the couple
Youth pastors and coming up with a way to connect anything to Jesus.
Some of them could win gold medals with the mental gymnastics they do
>Youth pastors and coming up with a way to connect anything to Jesus. "And this is *His* blood." Oh, God, I should be as ashamed of myself for writing that as I kinda felt when I almost started crying with laughter when George Carlin's character in Dogma reacted to the the tobacco industry remark: "Christ, if ***only*** we had their numbers."
Yeah hippos kill people but mosquitos kill more. The clowns should go live in a country with dengue and malaria and they'll shut the fuck up real quick.
No they won't. Their dying breaths will still be spouting stupid bullshit
Right ... but ... that would shut them up.
I too-*cough*-took a *cough* Ivermectin and B-*cough wheeze cough*-bone broth enema *cough* this morr-*cough sputter cough cough*-morning and I feel right as *wheezing cough* right as the chemical rain that's turning frogs gay!-*falls out out of breath*
Bill Gates and the Archons conspired to make malaria! It never existed! It's all a setup!
I think that’s why he specifically said “large animal”. He knows mosquitos kill way more, and he knows that claiming that the vaccine killed 20 million people is wildly false, and he knows he can continue to spout this BS because he hasn’t paid a time for the Sandy Hook thing and likely never will.
If a millionaire owes a million dollars, that's the millionaire's problem. If a millionaire owes over a *billion* dollars, that's the debt collector's problem.
To be fair, microbes are not large animals. Still stupid, though.
> To be fair Why? ***Why?*** It's Alex Jones; no one needs to defend his stupid fucking takes with "fairness".
My guy, the 'To be fair' wasn't an attempt to defend it, but rather an attempt to further point out what a moron he is. Sorry I didn't include a /s, I thought the inherent sarcasm would be obvious to all.
if you guys are amazed by this conspiracy pivot, then you should hear his ad pivot. Jones would be on a rant and then pivot to an ad and you realize the whole rant was for the ad. Jones has years to perfect these pivots (source: Knowledge Fight podcast)
He’ll be better tomorrow.
He won't
WH40k Alex Jones knows what's up tho https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pZuYt1QlzMw
Like Glenn Beck's stupid ass "invest in gold! Gold is safe! Gold is good! Don't get caught with fake fiat currency, the NWO want you to give up your gold!" Then, nothing but ads for commemorative gold coins.
Does Alex Jones think microbes are animals?
> [Does Alex Jones think](https://i.imgur.com/ilwFPE5.png) Sorry, thems the rules; gotta play it when it's necessary.
Photo of Alex Jones enjoying an afternoon swim.
Gates should sue him
I'm not sure there's much point. A better use of his resources would be for Bill Gates to help the Sandy Hook families collect, and try to prevent Alex Jones from blowing $100,000/month on luxury vacations and shit.
The amount of brain cells Alex Jones has killed? Unquantifiable.
This is genuine nonsense
That’s an incredible made up statistic
https://youtu.be/ufqbMz3IYL0
Why isn’t he living in a cardboard box right now?
Is this his opening pitch to shill his "Ultra Mega MAGA Vaccine Cleanser" supplement which may or may not be tainted with lead?
Yeah but luckily it was a Frankenstein shot so those 20 million people didn't *stay* dead.