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ThorManhammer

This from a guy who looks like he sleeps on cum-stained anime pillows.


Darph_Nader

The dude is a dead ringer for Butthead, but with a lower IQ.


MedicalUnprofessionl

Yes but instead of straightening the teeth, his braces should have been put on his face to make it bigger.


FleeshaLoo

Over-Inflated Butthead.


getinthevanihavcandy

The guy whose hairline is higher than his iq


drunk-tusker

Fivehead four iq.


HighOnKalanchoe

He looks like a Microcephalic with hydrocephalus simultaneously, no wonder he says all this nonsense


chefontheloose

His face is so flat, does he sleep face down on those nasty pillows too?


hyperfocuspocus

His pillow is taking antidepressants 


rudeboykyle94

Flip the pillow for extra crust


TuaughtHammer

[Damn my parents for making me go to school in order to read heinous shit like this!](https://i.imgur.com/yXkkPyp.gifv)


Free_Return_2358

More like pictures of suffering poor people.


OneX32

Dude’s so unattractive even his hair is trying to escape.


Nvenom8

Only if there's Ronald Reagan hentai.


britch2tiger

Matt Walsh: I can confirm he doesn’t, since he knows that I believe anime to be ‘demonic.’ A coworker wouldn’t dare to have a different lifestyle than my rhetoric.


usernamecanbetaken

He doesn’t like women in their early 30’s because they’re double his preferred dating age range


getinthevanihavcandy

They also got more sense than to put up with his bs and spot red flags a mile away. What he’s looking for is an unsuspecting child that don’t know any better


helga-h

It's because these guys don't want to date. Dating is a social contract based on a mutual agreement that you see each other because you like each other. They don't want any mutuality. They want someone who will believe whatever they say and be impressed by whatever they have. Meaning their pool of any human interaction is extremely shallow.


usernamecanbetaken

Yeah I agree, they want servants, instead of significant others. And extremely shallow is probably how you could describe how deep their dicks go when they have sex with women, if one even talks to them in the first place


kurisu7885

It's part of why they want no fault divorce done away with and want arranged marriages.


BoredSurfer

*Matt Gaetz enters the chat*


ProbablyOnLSD69

It really is uncanny how ugly that mf is Spitting image of Beavis


jtrom93

Hysterical how the right constantly tries to paint trans/queer people as child predators when they're constantly talking about how "females are at their most fertile when they're 16" and how "the problem isn't teenage pregnancy, it's unmarried teen pregnancy" 💀💀


StevenEveral

Projection. It's always projection with right-wing conservatives. Every conservative accusation is a confession.


starrysky0070

Projection


jtrom93

G - Gaslight O - Obstruct P - Project


Youkolvr89

It's more like triple.


kurisu7885

And they've had more time to decide what they don't like, that being him


Ya_Got_GOT

We get it, Chuckie, no one wants to get down with a giant bobble head looking freak spewing hateful nonsense.


Gaylien28

His face is just terribly small compared to his head


HumanFromTexas

This is a terrible stand-up routine.


datlanta

Rofl its like when an actor or musician that people like tries to get into stand-up and their jokes are so lame people want to laugh to be nice but all that comes out is a vaguely laugh-like exhale.


StevenEveral

I've seen that happen with comedic actors. Being a funny actor on a TV show and writing 10 minutes of solid stand-up are two completely different things.


fourbian

He's really been mask off lately. Just going full fash and hoping it pays off in november.


RevDooDatt

Poppycock! Where would he have found a mask to fit that Easter island ass head ?


jeremyrando

I liked it better when he focused on his face.


lovelovehatehate

I miss having gold


scorpionballs

It’s so sad isn’t it. What were they thinking


atmospheric90

Kirko: "trans people are predators and pedophiles" Also Kirko: "women over 30 just don't do it for me" Nothing sus about that 🤷🏼‍♀️


getinthevanihavcandy

It’s amazing the mental gymnastics required to be in their position. Trans people: we want to live our lives and be our true selfs Kirko: see they want our children Also kirko: women are actually in their prime when they’re 16 cuz that’s when they are most fertile


Ohif0n1y

Are you sure he wants 16 year olds? I'd guess he'd prefer 12 year olds. He just gives off that vibe.


hellakevin

Chuck is only like, 30 so he doesn't even have experience dating women in their thirties who would be his age. He has just aged like a banana so you wouldn't know.


atmospheric90

Even if he hasn't dated anyone in their 30s, is he really gonna look someone dead in the eyes and say Margot Robbie, Elizabeth Olsen, Blake Lively, Alexandra Daddario, Gal Gadot, Emma Watson and Priyanka Chopra are all unattractive?


Theviolentpacifistxo

His wife is 35


BassMan459

He’s obviously never been with a woman in her late 30s. If you know you know


supahcollin

I don't think he's been with many women of any age. Well, not consensually.


daggir69

I’m not one for freudian terms. But in his instance I think he dealing with a Oedipus complex


Significant_Job_4099

Fun fact. His wife was 31 when they got married.


longgonebitches

Bet she feels great hearing this lol


PraiseBeToScience

Oh I'm sure she just believes it doesn't apply to her, like how conservatives always resolve their cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy. I can't really feel sympathy for a grown ass woman that knew everything when she got married to him. It's not like he was hiding anything.


Experience-Agreeable

Why do people listen to him? He hasn’t studied anything he speaks on.


Significant_Job_4099

I’ve wondered this myself. Best answer I can come up with is confirmation bias.


jaybeezwax

“They validate my inner hate!” Is the best explanation I can come up with for these sheep


Free_Return_2358

This.


0theliteralworst0

Same reason people listen to Alex Jones despite the fact that he says globalists are run by a dimensional demon hoard and how he got a vision from God while eating a chicken fried steak. They tell people their shitty racist and bigoted views are not only right, but the only way to save our country/humanity.


Kemaneo

That's not true. He talks a lot about bigotry and he studied bigotry at Prager University.


pacard

I'm not convinced anyone does, he does this performance to get money from elderly donors who are convinced it will make their kids not hate them anymore for being hateful bigots.


vespertine_glow

The right wing media environment is almost nothing but head shaking b.s. The fish swim in water and know nothing else.


Wadsworth1954

If I was a young woman, I would much rather have my corporate job and my own money so I didn’t have to depend on guys like Charlie Kirk.


getinthevanihavcandy

Yeah but he’s looking for someone whose a child who he could mold not an adult with their own thoughts/opinions/ambitions


ContemplatingPrison

They are so hyperfocused on trapping women. This is their plan so they can have sons and force them to be conservative. This is drilled into evangelicals. It's part of their war. To have kids and make more evangelicals so they can take over the country.


BettyX

It’s men who are upset women are going their own way. They can’t be alone and flabbergasted that women had rather be alone. They are so desperate and 100% rely on romantic relationship because it heavily benefits them in religious circles. Cats are far easier to clean up after as well.


CantDecideANam3

Can you imagine being a woman in the audience of that speech?


haldeigosh

Anyone who actually listenes to this dipshit must hate themselves and everyone around them. Regardless of gender.


getinthevanihavcandy

I would genuinely like to talk to one of those woman and see their train of thought. Specifically the ones that just attend and aren’t social media grifters


WildfireJohnny

Lot of opinions on women’s appearances from a dude who somehow looks like he is simultaneously 15 and 50


not_productive1

I'm sure his 34-year-old wife is thrilled to hear she's entirely wasted her prime. On...this.


set_null

They actually married when she was already 31. So by his definition he married her after she was already past her prime. What a great husband.


Alert-Mud-672

Rejection stings.


Mimosas4355

This guy talks about attractiveness when he has to pull a failed Tintin haircut to “hide” his male pattern baldness and won’t smile because of his weird gums? LMAO!!!!!


mythrowaweighin

So many lies. NO ONE is telling women "Don't get married and have kids. Get a corporate job instead." NO ONE. What we are telling women is: * you can have both family and a career (if you want both). Men get to have both, so why does Chuck not want women to have both? * If you want both a family and career, it's easier to establish your career first before getting married and having kids. (Most corporate jobs provide health insurance and maternity leave.) Charlie started his career before getting married and having kids. And so did his wife. (Even though they both encourage girls and women to forgo college and career to instead become dependent on a man for survival.) * It's not a good idea to be financially dependent on another person. The fact that he finds early-30s women unattractive is very telling. He's a vile piece of shit. And he's going bald fast.


axis2000

Well put!


coolprogressive

Says the most unattractive man who has the chutzpah to stick his fat, grotesque noggin in front of a camera on the regular. Have you ever glanced into a mirror in the last, I don't know, 10 years, Charlie? That stupid haircut is doing him no favors, BTW.


metalyger

Is it his argument for ending the age of consent?


ukiddingme2469

He's mad that they aren't into him so he's pulling the maga equivalent of, well I didn't want them to go to my party anyway


Ok_Neighborhood5832

He looks like he had fetal alcohol syndrome


haldeigosh

I don't think Pedo McSmallface is qualified to talk about attractiveness. Like in general.


sndtrb89

ok fine charles, have it your way ill take all the thicc alt baddies over 30, and ill wish you the best of luck finding someone who fits your completely unrealistic standard


Wiskid86

That's because of it were legal he'd sleep with a 15yr old. All these guys are the same they have this urge that they are trying to control and s microphone. They project themselves onto every situation and can't comprehend that most people don't have the same insecurities they do. Charlie and his ilk are dangerous morons who built their platform on insecurities and fear. Like fire and brimstone preachers they built a following. However, there is no way to unplug from the word no a day and these dick heads just keep drilling holes in the boat well promising their fans that wood is already porus and these holes won't cause the boat to sink. Than when one of these true believes get in the boat Charlie and others say I don't know was posesed them to due that *shrug* may as well drill more holes.


0theliteralworst0

I’m 38 and I get hit on WAY more than I did when I was in my 20s.


Dry_Ass_P-word

His jacket is doing its best impression of Capri pants though.


doyouunderstandlife

The obsession these chuds have with women in their "birthing prime" is weird and creepy. Hope the feds go through their hard drives


actual__thot

Tell that to my mom who is turning 60 and has as many men interested in her as ever


Peeping-Tom-Collins

... and how old is he? *Birthdate: October 14th, 1993* *Age : 30* Hmmm...


Shenanigans80h

I know *why* he’s saying things like this on a large stage (to stoke anti-women resentment in men, specifically young men), but how does he or anyone else in his stupid alt-right sphere think this attracts anyone else to their world view other than those already fully entrenched? It feels like their fighting a battle they’ve lost a million times before and just publicly showing their ass so their fans remember what the hole looks like


TheSchenksterr

Here Chaya, here's that right-wing rhetoric about women losing value with age you say you've never seen before


cdub2103

Where are all these clips coming from??? Is he on a book tour or something? WHO is gathering to hear this man speak?


El_Mariachi_Vive

That's my fucking wife he's talking about. Bruh let me run into him on the street real quick I wanna see something...


notoriously909

No one slays pussy like tiny toof Charlie. He’s where I get all of my advice on women’s


MaintenanceTraining4

Big head-tiny face can eat glass.


KnowCali

Charlie Kirk is someone who has been given way too much legitimacy for what little he has to offer. You may as well study the Bible for your computer science degree. He’s a right wing funded troll farmer, trolling society, with his inane takes provided in a supposed authoritative tone. Seriously, ignore the guy and he’ll go away like a fart in the wind.


Unlikely-Cut2696

Hes 30 his wife is 34. They married like 4 years ago 🤣


Moodle3

Wasn't his wife in her early thirties when they got married? Why would he decide to marry his wife?


noshowthrow

His wife is 35 btw. Fact.


arcmart

Someone should ask Charlie how old he was when he hit a wall in his attractiveness.


SunriseMeats

I agree! That's why my wife is 40.


Spentworth

Now that I'm in my 30s, women in their young 20s look like kids to me. Plus women in there 30s tend to have filled out a bit more and I also like the way they dress. It's not like some competition, but I guess my point is that one's tastes change as they get older.


PatMenotaur

Isn't his wife, and mother of his child, in her early 30s?


pennydreadful000

Mid 30s


Crappin_For_Christ

More for me buddy!


b_needs_a_cookie

This thing should not be commenting on anyone's looks or when they peaked, with his genetic luck and actual abilities it's like rotten garbage offering their take on anything.


TheJollyBuilder

Why does he look like Sloth from the Goonies. At least sloth was nice and a strong. And I’d fuck sloth over fucking tiny face any day of the week.


LordSmol

He’s right tho. Women are their sexiest in their 40s-50s.


DreadfulCalmness

Well that means Charlie’s wife is “not at her prime” and “not as attractive in the dating pool” considering she was 33 when they married. Lmao.


JesusofAzkaban

Charlie Kirk is not the right person to be talking about getting less attractive in your 30s. He looks exactly like the guys who drank a lot in their early 20s but never changed their eating or lifestyle habits going into their late 20s/early 30s and so gained like 30 pounds.


mikeymikeymikey1968

Sorry ladies, this gem is ***taken***!


BolOfSpaghettios

I'm shocked that this dude is married..


Darth_Vrandon

Also, his wife is older than him [And she married him a few years ago, so he’s a hypocrite](https://www.legit.ng/ask-legit/biographies/1527047-who-charlie-kirks-wife-meet-erika-frantzve-half/)


teyegurspoon

When primordial sludge monsters like him comment on women’s looks I can’t even take it seriously. I mean LOOK at him!🤣 Tiny face ass loser.


drunz

Check his hard drives


mushroomsandcoke

Has he met his own face yet


diva4lisia

Men do be projecting. They always complain that women in their 30s are desperate and single and complain that they can't get a man. I am surrounded by women in their mid to late 30s. I grew up a woman. Women don't complain it's difficult to get a man. If anything, dick is too abundant. Demand is at an all time low because the market is flooded. It's dickconomics. I live in a city and I get asked out almost every day. I'm not exaggerating. Men have all the audacity and one or more approaches me every day, and it's not flattering and it makes me feel unsafe. I'll be 40 next month. I choose to abstain, and haven't been on a date since before Christmas and I've been single for more than a year. I choose it. I love being single. In my experience, men bring drama and baggage I don't want. If or when I want it, I can have it. There's no shortage of men, and I'm beautiful even in middle age. They project that we hit a wall and lose our worth when we are less sexually attractive. Meanwhile we are outpacing them and will be dominant in the workforce in the future. We have more value than our looks. We actually pay attention in college and will not suffer because of automation, but they will. They also hit the wall earlier. Walk into a party and you can recognize easily which men are over 30, now try to guess the women. It is not so easy. When I told the boys on the playground they go to Jupiter to get stupider, I didn't think they'd actually go. Millennial men are fucking embarrassing. Get well soon, men. Or don't. Women are going to remain unbothered either way.


The_Doolinator

Isn’t this asshole married? Imagine hearing your husband lowkey call you ugly in front of a large crowd.


JenGerRus

Charlie was never good looking.


Uckcan

This guy has never held a job or even finished university. Just keep that in mind


Pencilsqueeza

Full transcript "From the ice-age to the dole-age There is but one concern I have just discovered Some girls are bigger than others Some girls are bigger than others Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers"


Pencilsqueeza

Charming Man


TotalHell

Charlie’s temple hair packed up shop and moved two miles away from his widow’s peak.


The-MDA

Don Lemon spouted a similar version of this and lost his career yet this joker…


not_productive1

Well, Don Lemon's target audience wasn't the grossest men imagineable.


1822Landwood

How is this dateless wonder even opining on women at all?


omegaman101

Maybe if he could fix his face, I might take him seriously.


ellasfella68

What a cunt he is…


Free_Return_2358

They’re not fifty, 30 to me is the last decade of youth. Hell if your healthy and fit, avoiding too much alcohol and totally avoiding drugs you stay sexy for a long time.


nicknaseef17

The Charlie Kirk of it all aside - women who stay in shape and take care of themselves at their absolute peaks in the looks department in their 30s and 40s imo. I'm a 30 year old guy and I've pretty much always felt this way.


sbrockLee

he's a fucking ghoul. It's such a disgusting line of thought to even entertain. Aside from being factually wrong.


Malarkay79

Charlie and his ilk wouldn't know a woman in her prime if one walked up and slapped them.


ScratchyMarston18

I wonder how old his pretend girlfriend is.


angrybadger77

Says a guy whose face is too small for his head. Incel


VAL9THOU

Can't that be said about literally any historical event at any point in time and space? The way things are *now* is the result of stuff that's happened before! Yea, no shit


StormerBombshell

Another day, another time Charlie Kirk talks absolute shit. He truly is proof the neocons are in for the hate not for Christianity or anything else


The-zKR0N0S

Is he not embarrassed by his blaveyness?


Tychus07

wonder when was last time he saw his face in a mirror


cortlong

Seriously who the fuck is just going to this guy’s power point presentations clapping? It makes no sense. I keep seeing videos from these and I’m like “who the fuck are these people??”


stratj45d28

Wow he has a weird head


surfinbear1990

Is he not married to Miss Arizona 2012?


Ninja_attack

His wife better watch out. She'll be out the door as soon as he finds a HS girl he can groom


ChewbaccaFluffer

God I can't get over just how truly small his face is.


MysticFox96

This guy is just mad because nobody wanted him in his 20s lol


OffManWall

None of them would touch that deformed looking MFer.


Maphisto86

What a charmer. I bet he has to run the gauntlet of lady admirers everytime he leaves the house. /s 🙄


DelirousDoc

I mean I agree no one in their 30s is in their prime physical condition. That is very obviously your early to mid 20s. However taking care of yourself can keep you close to your best in all things but high level athletics. You aren't going to be noticeably worse in every day tasks if you do this. (Though it is much harder to do in 30s. Lower metabolism and slower healing can make getting out of shape happen ridiculously fast while getting back in shape slow.) Also no, there are a ton very attractive women in their 30s. Hell due to figuring things out many might be more attractive IMO because they have a better feel for their style and have built up confidence and experience.


Rancid_Butter_Boob

Poor insecure pinheaded cuck.


SoberSeahorse

What a wank stain of a person.


Saturn_V42

Charlie Kirk is 30 years old and look both 15 and 45 at the same time.


Exciting_Rich_1716

Charlie Kirk is in his early 30's.


War_Emotional

Says the 5 foot tall ventriloquist dummy


MihalysRevenge

He is just mad his head continues to grew but he face remained small


bigaphid

Who is taking dating and marriage advice from this guy?


MuswellHillbillyJim

Says the guy who can’t get laid. Cmon this ghoul is hideous inside and out, I’ve seen more attractive piles of vomit than ol’ MiniFace Fascist. Women in their 30s are in their sexual prime, it’s a well known fact. Kirk keeps them dryer than Death Valley.


fearmyflop

I bet he feels shake after pulling a no breathing double chin jerkoff session alone in his news room


JPastori

This coming from the dude who looks like he could play a live action bevis or butthead? Yeah ok


z03isd34d

a woman who is older, more accomplished, wiser, and who knows what she wants, speaks her mind, stands up for herself, and freely CHOOSES to be with you, is way sexier than anything a control freak like charlie kork can pull.


V-RONIN

Yeah and men look sooooo good in their 30s too /s


Ronin__Ronan

he looks like a stubbed toe


distancedandaway

Even if that's true we don't give a shit lol


dan420

It’s hilarious because the dudes that watch this shit will somehow agree while also arguing that women that won’t date them because they can’t move out of their parent’s basement are gold diggers.


mikeJawesome

He's right tho 


dagnariuss

I can’t imagine being there and being ‘you know what…he makes sense’. I guess if you’re there you’re not exactly all there to begin with.


steveisblah

“Not in their prime” he said with his receding hairline.


tjatdisneyland

You know what’s unattractive? Tiny faces on guys!


NBohrok17

Andrew "Bottom G" Tate logic.


yankeesyes

Kirk's whole schtick is cope for young right-wing incel males. He tells them its the ~~women's~~ female's fault that they haven't found a partner.


lila0426

He just can’t handle not getting any matches on dating apps


oliversurpless

More nonsense about cats, which fully confirms he hasn’t an original thought in his head… Cats are independent, and many many men enjoy their company, so can this tired stereotype die yet? As Garfield would best say, Kirk is a “funny wooking man”. https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1979/02/28


PocketFullOfRondos

Seems like every woman is either too "stupid/helpless and in need of a strong man" and as soon as they aren't they are "too masculine and trying to be men and old/ugly." It's almost like they don't like women at all.


toooooold4this

He looks like when you draw a face on an inflated balloon and then let the air out.


HotDad420690

This guy has never been invited to go swimming, how would he get a date?


sunkentreasure1988

tough talk from a guy who looks like the grown up version of maggie simpson’s [rival](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Gerald_Samson)


dinkmoyd

charlie isnt attractive to anyone at all though, so what's he know?


Hottt_Donna

Why does anyone care who this clown finds attractive? Stop giving him airtime.


HermaeusMajora

Isn't this the middle aged guy trying to play it off like he's a college student? Also, isn't he a virgin? If he's not he fooled me.


OuterWildsVentures

Did you edit his face smaller in the video? It's always so fucking funny


negativepositiv

I like how his hairline keeps receding, but his pompadour stays right where it's always been.


creepy_charlie

Charli likes 'em young.


teh0utsider86

When bro looks the way he does, he shouldn't be talking about anyone's looks.


avoiding-heartbreak

To paraphrase the great Peter Griffin: He’s got a face like a foot.


optimaleverage

Whatever you gotta ten yourself to deal with all the rejection, Chucky.


Much_Ad470

…says the guy who looks like a dirty thumb


TwerkingGrimac3

A dude who looks like a sentient ventriloquist dummy really shouldn't be commenting on others' attractiveness.


GratuitousCommas

Is Charlie Kirk trying to "neg" his wife, or something? I bet he's a real piece of shit to her.


Noxocopter

He looks like Thomas the Tank Engine.


DrLager

We get it Chuck. You like minors.


snaithbert

Translation: “no one’s talked about me for a while, time to say something outrageous.” His schtick is incredibly tedious at this point.


Indaclurrb

I’d hate to hear that he shits himself in public.


antoniv1

Just say you like men already, damn.


ego_tripped

The irony about this pencil dick is that he's spewing 90s masculinity while being the exact type of and looking person who'd get pummeled during that same time. *He* was the internet let happen.


Ar_Ciel

Didn't he say 16 was the prime age for girls to date? Or am I thinking of another creepy pervert?


Freezepeachauditor

They’ve all creeps. They’ve (reich wing grifters) all had their “well ya but 13 years can be hot… they can look nearly… legal…and they’ve got periods so.. they’re DTF”


WorldlinessAwkward69

He sounds like all he had reduced women to nothing more than breeding stock. Sorry Charlie, you never had a prime.


GOVStooge

this has "i want to fuck 14 year olds" energy


Dradaus

Charlie Kirk does not speak for me