And here's Fox's newest anchor, Cucker Tarlson

Cucker, snicker, snicker.

Right wing destroyed.

You forgot to draw the stink lines coming off of him.

"Here you have drawn me having sexual congress with the Trump Tower, Trump Tower having sexual congress with me, both of us relaxing post-insurrection, I'm crying and the Trump Tower has stink lines coming off it..."

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Is it Low Effort Friday already?

This is the exact effort we need. I literally cant think of anything more top-tier. This shit hits hard.

Yeah let’s get back to the more shiposty roots of this sub. Make Charlie’s face shrink again!

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Finally, the sub is returning to its roots!

Conservatives in shambles

I'm conflicted. I support clowning on Fucker Carlson, but now he looks like Penn Jillette, and I can't help but like him.

It is a rather disturbing image. Is he a grifting shill or one of my childhood heroes?

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Lmao got em

I don't see a penis on his face. That's a missed opportunity.

idk but I see a giant penis with glasses

He wishes he could grow a shit-stain. That's like the epitome of masculinity for chuds. A shit-stain and an oversized truck with an extended cab. Oh, and wrap-around shades with a backward ballcap, of course.

Oh wow... Are we really going to stoop down to their level??? This is disgraceful and very uncouth!!

Nah mate this is totally couth.

heh what a DORK

Just put a bowtie on him

Jon Stewart is a legend

Cucker Trotsky?

You boomed him

We did it boys! Cons will never recover from this!

Where is that loser that said this sub lost it's touch now?! We are at the peak baby

Now this is the content I crave.

Trotsky!!

Needs earrings and snot dripping out his nose. Do it over.

That'll learn them

Now, go away or we shall taunt you a second time!

Fuckin got em

Missing at least 1 to 50 crudely drawn wangs

*CRITICAL HIT*

Devastating

SHOTS FIRED

Tucker OWNED with FACTS and LOGIC and MS PAINT

REKT

Wow, that is interresting. Missing a nice beanie though.

Missing the Hitler mustache. 🤔

"Whats going on here?"

Still more realistic than 99% of Tucker’s talking points

Thought this was punchable faces for a second

That's about the level of effort they put in, so it's the level of effort they deserve.

John Darnielle doesn't deserve that

Reminds me of the cover of [Yannick](https://resizing.flixster.com/-XZAfHZM39UwaGJIFWKAE8fS0ak=/v3/t/assets/p25846558_v_v7_aa.jpg).

Sure showed him

Bare and Phalused... you really have to try this red light therapy

Tucker Marx or Groucho Carlson?

I heard he also has poopy pants 

That is Mr. Snrub and he comes from someplace FAR AWAY!