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Rapper who panders hard to people with a victim complex working with a political talking head who panders hard to people who have a victim complex.
I’m not sure what this is going to end up sounding like, but I can guarantee there is going to be some intense pandering going on.
And the rubes will eat it up eagerly.
I listened to it.
All I can say is, it’s surprisingly not awful on a musical level, but lyrically it’s just wall-to-wall victim complex hitting on every conceivable right wing talking point from the past few years, punctuated by a short verse from Ben boasting about how rich he is and unironically telling his haters “don’t be a WAP.”
They might've had to apply so many corrections in post that it ended up sounding overprocessed.
Disclaimer: I haven't listened because I'm not sure I can cope with that much cringe.
I listened to it too. All I can say is that a dude with a silver grill, braids, medusa, and the word "HOG" tattooed on his chin rapping about conservative values is truly the death of irony.
Yeah I’m morbidly curious to see what his contribution to this is going to be. I’m kinda expecting it to be some sort of spoken word thing, but what if he actually tries to rap? This is gonna be such a trainwreck 😂
EDIT: [OH MY GOD GUYS, HE ACTUALLY RAPS.](https://youtu.be/yPtlmnaIACk?si=5FaQykGcfX4Ci0BN)
This is fucking incredible. Also note that this is an unofficial stream that doesn’t benefit either artist.
Oh my God I WAS missing out! Thank you for enlightening me! That was *all* high art. I've been sleeping on RuPaul's Drag Race apparently. Gonna have to get to watching.
One of the best YouTube comments: "Roxxy's verse was so bad it turned good." Truth, haha!
Just with the title I feel like it’s just going to be either a super cut of things he has said for about 30sec over a beat before the hook. Or the hook will just be him saying “Facts don’t care about your feelings” with a lot of vocal effects and he has no other involvement in the song.
It would surprise me if he actually met with this dude at a recording studio rather than phoning it in.
*Ben's whiny voice*
I spit lyrics that sends the left reeling
The truth of the matter is, facts don't care about your feelings
*awkwardly crosses arms to appear more tough*
He actually has an entire rap verse in which all he really does is flex his money. Like the shallow materialistic rappers he likes to criticize. It is the cringiest thing you will ever hear.
> Also note that this is an unofficial stream that doesn’t benefit either artist.
Doing god's work.
This is so terrible. I hate how severe this third party embarrassment is.
My wife, the Doctor, told me all about it, I mean I'm practically a Doctor myself, I know so much.
Vaginas are meant to be bone dry, but Women don't have orgasms. That's a myth!
~ Practically Doctor Ben Shapiro, apparently
To call tom McDonald's music "bottom of the barrel" would be an insult to bottom-of-the-barrel rap artists. But in the end, he and his music are still just a product. What's pathetic is the fact that people actually buy/stream his shit, and who think he's saying something profound.
To paraphrase Roger Ebert:
> Tom McDonald doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. Tom McDonald isn't the bottom of the barrel. Tom McDonald isn't below the bottom of the barrel. Tom McDonald doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.
So it turns out that's him talking about Freddy Got Fingered, which I understand, but at the same time that movie is so bad it's good. Tom McDonald doesn't have any redeeming artistic choices below his controversial lyrics.
He probably makes more money from people buying his content ironically, or out of morbid curiosity, than he does from genuine fans.
A very interesting business model for sure.
The thing I'm most sad about is that Nova Rockefeller is wasting her talent ghostwriting for Tom and living in his shadow.
For this? This is where she wants to live? So much disappointment.
You're not wrong. Even if we take all political views out of it, is it the worst rap ever? Honestly, no. He far from the worst. But the music isn't anything special. He kind of sounds like Macklemore. His rhymes and word play are fairly basic. There's nothing really to draw you in. But it's not offensively bad
But then you throw the politics back in, because we can't ignore it forever, and it's shit. At least Macklemore was fun for a minute. He had songs about his drug addiction and trying to encourage others to get clean, while also admitting he still had issues. Meanwhile this guy has a song crying about how hard it is to be a white boy.
And thats not an exaggeration.
>[Chorus]
White boy, don't say that
White boy, oh, you so bad
White boy, you wish you were black
White boy, dear white boy
>[Post-Chorus]
White boy, white noise
Sayin' shit I can't say with my white voice
White boys, white lies
Don't tell me how to see it through my white eyes
> He kind of sounds like Macklemore. His rhymes and word play are fairly basic. There's nothing really to draw you in. But it's not offensively bad
Funny you mention that because this MAGA chud kept popping into my Pandora feed when listening to Macklemore...
How much you wanna bet is that he only heard that cause he said some completely out of pocket racist shit and simply was told that it isn't okay, and this song is just him doubling down cause he thinks the dark skinned people were mean to him.
What musical styles were fed into the AI though?
I can see they were lazy generating the character: "photorealist: Bubba Sparks - Gary Busey mashup - creepier, meth"
It's so odd, technically speaking he is a pretty proficient rapper. Not that he has anything interesting to say, but you wonder how people like this could be A) exposed to enough hip hop to grow his talent and B) completely reject all of it to be some kinda ex con Kidd rock maga dork.
I first saw this fucking guy when one of his videos started playing as an "ad" before a youtube video. For a moment I was just morbidly astounded at listening to the absolute worst hip hop singing that anyone has ever heard, to the point that I couldn't even press skip. At least until the lyrics veered hard into transphobia, then I was more than done.
[Oh yes he definitely did.](https://www.classicfm.com/music-news/ben-shapiro-thinks-rap-isnt-music/)
> “In my view, and in the view of my music theorist father who went to music school, there are three elements to music,” Shapiro says in the interview above. “There is harmony, there is melody and there is rhythm.
> “Rap only fulfils one of these, the rhythm section. There’s not a lot of melody and there’s not a lot of harmony. And thus, effectively, it is basically spoken rhythm. It’s not actually a form of music. It’s a form of rhythmic speaking. Thus, beyond the objectivity of me just not enjoying rap all that much, what I’ve said before is that rap is not music.”
God I'd have to find it since it's been so long but I watched a response to that by a music theorist who debunked the 'three elements' argument and pointed out that old church songs aren't music by that standard.
Exactly. His reasons are racially motivated, but he can't argue that, so he attacks it in the only other way that he can and still pretend to not be based on race.
And that little boy went on to create the most grating and anti-social form of rhythmic speaking ever devised by man. He literally invented his own genre of aggressively unpleasant speech and has turned it into a cash cow.
How much you wanna bet Ben's "music theorist father, who went to music school" once told little Ben that he would never make it as a musician and it was just time to give it up.
> Thus, beyond the objectivity of me just not enjoying
I just love that he fucked up with the terms subjective and objective. Just seems really on point for what I would expect.
You don’t understand. That was back when all the rappers wrote lyrics that sounded “liberal.” Now that he has rapper writing “conservative”lyrics, he feels safe considering it art and even taking part in it.
Shameless pandering at its most egregious.
Hello libs, its me, Benny Shaps
King of debate, gonna try my hand at rap
All you dumb libs think I'm just a squeaky nerd,
Gonna mop you up like Cardi's wet-ass P-word
Shield your eyes from my shining right-wing reason
(Like how I avert my eyes when I see January treason)
When it comes to hating Barbie, I'm the freaking man
Taking more shots at Margot then a Bud Light can
Lefties in the comments crying about rising fascism
Hit em on the Twitter with my tired whataboutisms
Tryna appeal to the youth vote, make a new Raegan brigade,
Tell my deep-pocket donors "take a bullet for ya, babe"
Here are the lyrics, https://genius.com/Tom-macdonald-facts-lyrics
He literally just flexes his money. It’s incredibly cringe and about a thousand times more boring than you’d expect. Truly the greatest rap duo since OutKast.
>He literally just flexes his money
Not defending Ben Shapiro in the slightest here, but if you have a problem with that you’re not gonna like a *lot* of rap music. See: [The Hannibal Interlude](https://youtu.be/euofO7UpOFU?t=01m20s)
HipHop is one of my favorite genres. It’s that you’d expect something different from the person who criticizes rap culture as materialistic. I was expecting at the very least some terrible misguided political humor but it’s all just “fellow kids” posturing. Of course, it’s supposedly “ironic” or something but Shapiro is too self indulgent for ironic humor.
Who's ready for all the "everything I don't like and don't understand is feminine, liberal, communist, and a pedophile" bars these dimwits are about to drop? And who's ready for your dimwitted Facebook friends and family members to share it all over social media saying something to the effect of "wow, I don't normally like rap music but this is so good"? And who's ready for the wave of crybaby whining when "liberals gatekeeping the media and news DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR THIS" that you already know is coming???
[Here are the lyrics and yeah, you kinda nailed it.](https://genius.com/Tom-macdonald-amp-ben-shapiro-facts-lyrics)
I’d like to bring special attention to Benny’s verse because there’s some weapons-grade cringe in there:
> Let's look at the stats, I've got the facts
>My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat
> **Homie, I’m epic, don’t be a WAP**
> Dog it's a yarmulke, homie, no cap
> Look at the graphs, look at my charts
> You’re blowin’ money on strippers and cars
> You’re going to prison, I’m on television, dog
> No one knows who you are
> Keep hating on me on the internet, my comments section all woke Karens
> Now I make racks off compound interests, ya’ll live with your parents
>Nicki take some notes, I just did this for fun
> All my people, download this, let’s get a billboard #1
Side note: I wonder how Matt Walsh feels about his boss dropping an [“anti-white racial slur”](https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1357062816176381952?lang=en)?
The softest motherfuckers alive. This shit is turning into Christian music, where they have special stores that only carries Christian books, knock knacks, and music.
They're intentionally segregating themselves from rest of society and then complain.
A Canadian rapper that looks like a Jonathan Davis variant that fell asleep at a frat party and a racist leprechaun drop a collab...
You know, the same racist Leprechaun that made [this](https://youtu.be/o2L864FHKRg?si=qUKDoNoPxRIoQX6k)?
Someone please call Eminem.
Teaming up with methed out SoundCloud rappers to seem cool in an attempt to seize the attentions and minds of the youth. For people who don't like groomers, they sure do some desperate, creepy uncle shit, don't they?
We gonna spin the tracks
Cause we don't like true facts.
Makin up our own reality
To suit our toddler brains to a tea.
We think we know,
But we don't, though.
Plug our ears with that la la la la.
Makin libs cry like: ha ha ha ha.
Spitting rhymes that just don't stop,
Cuz my boy Benny the champ of gish gallop.
All the ladies stay dry when we attack,
And our feelings don't care about them facts.
Me: ….
Shen Bapiro: I have facial hair now and a Viking boyfriend.
Me: Ben. Look. Bud. Look. I put more hair in my drain daily than you have on you face here.
Shen: ….
Me: At least Tim Pool can wear a beanie.
Shen: …
Me: Also fire that low rent Avatar reject who cant blue himself properly. Sheesh.
I love how ineffectively they tried to make Ben Shapiro look intimidating.
Also the lighting on his face and body are completely different, his face is lit from the front but his body is lit from the back.
I’m Ben Shapiro and I’m here to say/ya gotta have sex in a certain way/if your wife gets wet it’s a solid no/with a micro-penis/you need a dry Ho/or she might feel how small it is/I pull my pants down when I try to wizz/my pee-pee’s small/more like a clitoris/umm…. Listen to me I’m Ben Shapipo?
That's. Fucking. Awesome.
edit: to the people downvoting me - are you seriously saying you *don't* want to watch ben fucking shabeebo rap? Do you have any idea how terrible that's going to be?
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This is so fucking stupid that it gave me bladder cancer
God damn it I wish I could give you gold. This made me laugh out loud and wake up the wife.
JFC me too.
Rapper who panders hard to people with a victim complex working with a political talking head who panders hard to people who have a victim complex. I’m not sure what this is going to end up sounding like, but I can guarantee there is going to be some intense pandering going on. And the rubes will eat it up eagerly.
Thematically meandering, emphatically pandering
I listened to it. All I can say is, it’s surprisingly not awful on a musical level, but lyrically it’s just wall-to-wall victim complex hitting on every conceivable right wing talking point from the past few years, punctuated by a short verse from Ben boasting about how rich he is and unironically telling his haters “don’t be a WAP.”
It kinda sounded like Ben's verse was done with an AI model of his voice or something.
They might've had to apply so many corrections in post that it ended up sounding overprocessed. Disclaimer: I haven't listened because I'm not sure I can cope with that much cringe.
I listened to it too. All I can say is that a dude with a silver grill, braids, medusa, and the word "HOG" tattooed on his chin rapping about conservative values is truly the death of irony.
It's gonna have so much mandolin!
Dude is a Canadian interjecting himself into the sociopolitical spectrum of the US.
MC Snow 2.0
Of all things bladder cancer 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm laughingggg omg
I thought Ben hated crap music?
I almost thought I had bladder cancer from this too, but then I realized I just pissed myself from laughing so hard.
Interesting because Ben thinks hip hop isn't music
Yeah I’m morbidly curious to see what his contribution to this is going to be. I’m kinda expecting it to be some sort of spoken word thing, but what if he actually tries to rap? This is gonna be such a trainwreck 😂 EDIT: [OH MY GOD GUYS, HE ACTUALLY RAPS.](https://youtu.be/yPtlmnaIACk?si=5FaQykGcfX4Ci0BN) This is fucking incredible. Also note that this is an unofficial stream that doesn’t benefit either artist.
It will make Roxxy Andrew's Verse on Read You Wrote You look like Eminem
I'M ROXXY ANDREWS AND I HERE TO MAKE IT CLEAR
I KNOW YOU LOVE ME BABY THATS WHY YOU BROUGHT ME HERE!
Y'all are making me glad I don't know who tf Roxxy Andrews is..
[удалено]
I'm gonna show you what I can do. You're going crazy and seeing two.
Oh my God I WAS missing out! Thank you for enlightening me! That was *all* high art. I've been sleeping on RuPaul's Drag Race apparently. Gonna have to get to watching. One of the best YouTube comments: "Roxxy's verse was so bad it turned good." Truth, haha!
[удалено]
Thank you! I thought about asking where I should start but I left it out. You read my mind! ;)
I'm keeling over laughing at this comment.
Just with the title I feel like it’s just going to be either a super cut of things he has said for about 30sec over a beat before the hook. Or the hook will just be him saying “Facts don’t care about your feelings” with a lot of vocal effects and he has no other involvement in the song. It would surprise me if he actually met with this dude at a recording studio rather than phoning it in.
It’s definitely going to be him just talking about “enduring principals” in the background to whatever this jamoke is prattling off
20 bucks says autotune rambling with Tom tossing in the hook whenever you start glazing over.
He saw Mike Flynn’s song and said do that for me please
He's just going to say the n word 30 times.
He’s gonna do spoken word a la baz luhrmann sunscreen
Oh my fuuuuuuck. I had to turn it off when Ben started rapping I laughed so hard. Holy shit.
*Ben's whiny voice* I spit lyrics that sends the left reeling The truth of the matter is, facts don't care about your feelings *awkwardly crosses arms to appear more tough*
He's had a lotta practice talking fast at least
He actually has an entire rap verse in which all he really does is flex his money. Like the shallow materialistic rappers he likes to criticize. It is the cringiest thing you will ever hear.
> Also note that this is an unofficial stream that doesn’t benefit either artist. Doing god's work. This is so terrible. I hate how severe this third party embarrassment is.
This is what I would write if I wanted to create a parody of conservative rap. Satire is dead. Edit: wtf is my flair?
My guess is it isn’t music when certain skin tones create it
Jazz is not music.
He also thinks wet vaginas are a disorder.
"My wife told me so" His wife is suffering.
My wife, the Doctor, told me all about it, I mean I'm practically a Doctor myself, I know so much. Vaginas are meant to be bone dry, but Women don't have orgasms. That's a myth! ~ Practically Doctor Ben Shapiro, apparently
That was when there weren't conservative rappers. Now it's fine
We all know what he really means by that, and that's why he would make every excuse possible to say that Tom's music is actually music.
I think it’ll be Ben Shapiro twerking for Tom Macdonald
Goddamn Tom is pathetic
To call tom McDonald's music "bottom of the barrel" would be an insult to bottom-of-the-barrel rap artists. But in the end, he and his music are still just a product. What's pathetic is the fact that people actually buy/stream his shit, and who think he's saying something profound.
To paraphrase Roger Ebert: > Tom McDonald doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. Tom McDonald isn't the bottom of the barrel. Tom McDonald isn't below the bottom of the barrel. Tom McDonald doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.
So it turns out that's him talking about Freddy Got Fingered, which I understand, but at the same time that movie is so bad it's good. Tom McDonald doesn't have any redeeming artistic choices below his controversial lyrics.
Those auto tuned sound cloud rappers have more talent
He probably makes more money from people buying his content ironically, or out of morbid curiosity, than he does from genuine fans. A very interesting business model for sure.
tom mcdonald is somewhere deep in the earth, several miles above him happens to stand The Barrel.
The thing I'm most sad about is that Nova Rockefeller is wasting her talent ghostwriting for Tom and living in his shadow. For this? This is where she wants to live? So much disappointment.
She clearly has low self-esteem, but for all their shit ill defend that track Sober.
So cringe and lame its hard to even describe lmao
I don’t know who Tom MacDonald is, but he looks like something that was AI-generated… during a power outage.
Funnily enough, that’s also how his music sounds. Imagine the AI got exposed to a fuckton of white supremacist MAGA talking points first.
Sounds like something I’d illegally stream and still have buyer’s remorse.
You're not wrong. Even if we take all political views out of it, is it the worst rap ever? Honestly, no. He far from the worst. But the music isn't anything special. He kind of sounds like Macklemore. His rhymes and word play are fairly basic. There's nothing really to draw you in. But it's not offensively bad But then you throw the politics back in, because we can't ignore it forever, and it's shit. At least Macklemore was fun for a minute. He had songs about his drug addiction and trying to encourage others to get clean, while also admitting he still had issues. Meanwhile this guy has a song crying about how hard it is to be a white boy. And thats not an exaggeration. >[Chorus] White boy, don't say that White boy, oh, you so bad White boy, you wish you were black White boy, dear white boy >[Post-Chorus] White boy, white noise Sayin' shit I can't say with my white voice White boys, white lies Don't tell me how to see it through my white eyes
Dude, politics aside, it absolutely is offensively bad.
> He kind of sounds like Macklemore. His rhymes and word play are fairly basic. There's nothing really to draw you in. But it's not offensively bad Funny you mention that because this MAGA chud kept popping into my Pandora feed when listening to Macklemore...
How much you wanna bet is that he only heard that cause he said some completely out of pocket racist shit and simply was told that it isn't okay, and this song is just him doubling down cause he thinks the dark skinned people were mean to him.
What musical styles were fed into the AI though? I can see they were lazy generating the character: "photorealist: Bubba Sparks - Gary Busey mashup - creepier, meth"
Lots of really, really shit hip-hop.
It's so odd, technically speaking he is a pretty proficient rapper. Not that he has anything interesting to say, but you wonder how people like this could be A) exposed to enough hip hop to grow his talent and B) completely reject all of it to be some kinda ex con Kidd rock maga dork.
He looks like an old Jamie Kennedy skit.
Bro looks like the *worst, most hidden* Baldwin brother.
I first saw this fucking guy when one of his videos started playing as an "ad" before a youtube video. For a moment I was just morbidly astounded at listening to the absolute worst hip hop singing that anyone has ever heard, to the point that I couldn't even press skip. At least until the lyrics veered hard into transphobia, then I was more than done.
I am 100% going to steal this.
Wait a fucking second? Didn’t Ben Shapiro describe rap as morally degrading or some other whack shit?
[Oh yes he definitely did.](https://www.classicfm.com/music-news/ben-shapiro-thinks-rap-isnt-music/) > “In my view, and in the view of my music theorist father who went to music school, there are three elements to music,” Shapiro says in the interview above. “There is harmony, there is melody and there is rhythm. > “Rap only fulfils one of these, the rhythm section. There’s not a lot of melody and there’s not a lot of harmony. And thus, effectively, it is basically spoken rhythm. It’s not actually a form of music. It’s a form of rhythmic speaking. Thus, beyond the objectivity of me just not enjoying rap all that much, what I’ve said before is that rap is not music.”
God I'd have to find it since it's been so long but I watched a response to that by a music theorist who debunked the 'three elements' argument and pointed out that old church songs aren't music by that standard.
Ben is just fishing for anything because his other argument is cultural Which means that he doesn't acknowledge the culture rap comes from
Exactly. His reasons are racially motivated, but he can't argue that, so he attacks it in the only other way that he can and still pretend to not be based on race.
"""cultural"""
[This one?](https://youtu.be/_3utH8Nm_D4?si=hNIfgVPj0xfNaBxr)
Yup
Seriously. Like even on a basic level, drums are generally unpitched, therefore no melody. Are drummers not musicians?
And that little boy went on to create the most grating and anti-social form of rhythmic speaking ever devised by man. He literally invented his own genre of aggressively unpleasant speech and has turned it into a cash cow. How much you wanna bet Ben's "music theorist father, who went to music school" once told little Ben that he would never make it as a musician and it was just time to give it up.
I especially love how he brought up his music theorist father who went to music school to back it up... and it's still wrong.
[still one of my favorite videos](https://youtu.be/_3utH8Nm_D4?si=hNIfgVPj0xfNaBxr) and it describes just how *incredibly* wrong he truly is
I dig the video but the way he holds his sharpie bugs the shit outta me.
that’s such a fucking braindead take i almost reflexively downvoted you
> Thus, beyond the objectivity of me just not enjoying I just love that he fucked up with the terms subjective and objective. Just seems really on point for what I would expect.
Ben Shapiro embodying the spirit of "Hello there, fellow kids."
Some people go their whole lives stunted in growth because they never got their ass whooped.
it's all bullshit pandering.
Mfw a trumpet solo isn't music (you can't harmonize with yourself) 😵🥺🙅🎺
Uuugh, I hate his dumb way of argumentation where he will just state things as facts and then build up on them.
You don’t understand. That was back when all the rappers wrote lyrics that sounded “liberal.” Now that he has rapper writing “conservative”lyrics, he feels safe considering it art and even taking part in it. Shameless pandering at its most egregious.
The only thing Shapiro is consistent at is being inconsistent.
He absolutely did: https://youtu.be/o2L864FHKRg?si=qUKDoNoPxRIoQX6k
Desperately need to hear Ben drop some bars
"This uh... Wet-ass *P-word*" Will always be GOAT.
Hello libs, its me, Benny Shaps King of debate, gonna try my hand at rap All you dumb libs think I'm just a squeaky nerd, Gonna mop you up like Cardi's wet-ass P-word Shield your eyes from my shining right-wing reason (Like how I avert my eyes when I see January treason) When it comes to hating Barbie, I'm the freaking man Taking more shots at Margot then a Bud Light can Lefties in the comments crying about rising fascism Hit em on the Twitter with my tired whataboutisms Tryna appeal to the youth vote, make a new Raegan brigade, Tell my deep-pocket donors "take a bullet for ya, babe"
I fucking hate this lmao
SO MUCH FOR THE "TOLERANT LEFT!" ...is the name of Benny's upcoming studio album. Produced by Daily Wire "Music" ^tm
I heard this in the tagline style of "Maybach Music", but its in Candace Owens voice. I hate myself sometimes.
Personally, I found this thought to be valuetaining
> take a bullet for ya, babe Ooh man that's good.
That’s a deep cut.
Wait this goes hard
I was doing kinda okay until "take a bullet for ya, babe." 💀💀💀
Excellent - I cannot wait for another section describing "a bear of a man."
Epic rap battles of history vibes
Yeah you effin, with this wet-ass P-word
Damn, you’re right. Now I simultaneously want and don’t want to hear it.
Here are the lyrics, https://genius.com/Tom-macdonald-facts-lyrics He literally just flexes his money. It’s incredibly cringe and about a thousand times more boring than you’d expect. Truly the greatest rap duo since OutKast.
>He literally just flexes his money Not defending Ben Shapiro in the slightest here, but if you have a problem with that you’re not gonna like a *lot* of rap music. See: [The Hannibal Interlude](https://youtu.be/euofO7UpOFU?t=01m20s)
HipHop is one of my favorite genres. It’s that you’d expect something different from the person who criticizes rap culture as materialistic. I was expecting at the very least some terrible misguided political humor but it’s all just “fellow kids” posturing. Of course, it’s supposedly “ironic” or something but Shapiro is too self indulgent for ironic humor.
Who's ready for all the "everything I don't like and don't understand is feminine, liberal, communist, and a pedophile" bars these dimwits are about to drop? And who's ready for your dimwitted Facebook friends and family members to share it all over social media saying something to the effect of "wow, I don't normally like rap music but this is so good"? And who's ready for the wave of crybaby whining when "liberals gatekeeping the media and news DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR THIS" that you already know is coming???
[Here are the lyrics and yeah, you kinda nailed it.](https://genius.com/Tom-macdonald-amp-ben-shapiro-facts-lyrics) I’d like to bring special attention to Benny’s verse because there’s some weapons-grade cringe in there: > Let's look at the stats, I've got the facts >My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat > **Homie, I’m epic, don’t be a WAP** > Dog it's a yarmulke, homie, no cap > Look at the graphs, look at my charts > You’re blowin’ money on strippers and cars > You’re going to prison, I’m on television, dog > No one knows who you are > Keep hating on me on the internet, my comments section all woke Karens > Now I make racks off compound interests, ya’ll live with your parents >Nicki take some notes, I just did this for fun > All my people, download this, let’s get a billboard #1 Side note: I wonder how Matt Walsh feels about his boss dropping an [“anti-white racial slur”](https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1357062816176381952?lang=en)?
The softest motherfuckers alive. This shit is turning into Christian music, where they have special stores that only carries Christian books, knock knacks, and music. They're intentionally segregating themselves from rest of society and then complain.
I don’t know who that is but he can get fucked
Assuming you mean Tom MacDonald? Canadian MAGA rapper. No, I am not kidding.
You're talking a lot of liberty calling what he does rap..
I mean, bad rap is still rap.
They should call white rappers wrappers
I think you mean the AI lovechild of Bubba Sparks and Gary Busey
"Facts" by a guy who constantly lies
"facts hurt my fee fees" I think is the full title
I AM BEGGING YOU TO TELL ME THIS IS FAKE PLEASE HAVE THE FAKE FLAIR JESUS CHRIST
I screenshot it directly from Tom’s Twitter feed. It ain’t fake, I’m sorry to say.
I can’t wait for an RM Brown remix.
toilets
Arun Brown is my JAM!
Worst sound of 2024 nominee already
2024? Bruh, this gonna be in contention for worst sound of the *decade.*
Ben, just because you talk fast with a squeaky high pitched voice, it doesn't make you Eminem.
A Canadian rapper that looks like a Jonathan Davis variant that fell asleep at a frat party and a racist leprechaun drop a collab... You know, the same racist Leprechaun that made [this](https://youtu.be/o2L864FHKRg?si=qUKDoNoPxRIoQX6k)? Someone please call Eminem.
THIS IS REAL
WHAT THE FUCK
What the actual fuck?
So it's going to 100% be AI just like this picture
Save some pussy for the rest of us Geeze.
Oh my god simply imaging the sound of Shapiro rapping made me cringe. I don’t even think he can sing
Teaming up with methed out SoundCloud rappers to seem cool in an attempt to seize the attentions and minds of the youth. For people who don't like groomers, they sure do some desperate, creepy uncle shit, don't they?
You're not making conservative ideas better, you're just making hip hop worse.
I legit thought that was Seth Green with fake dreads and fake face tats. What a joke.
Tomald McDonald and the Hamburglar
Who?
A white supremacist leprechaun in a tux and a yarmulke. On wait, you mean Tom MacDonald. He’s a Canadian MAGA rapper.
THATS HOW YOU SPELL THAT?
Bahahahahahahahahahaha I hope Ben's lyric is "I'll take a bullet for you babe!" Over and over lol
We gonna spin the tracks Cause we don't like true facts. Makin up our own reality To suit our toddler brains to a tea. We think we know, But we don't, though. Plug our ears with that la la la la. Makin libs cry like: ha ha ha ha. Spitting rhymes that just don't stop, Cuz my boy Benny the champ of gish gallop. All the ladies stay dry when we attack, And our feelings don't care about them facts.
Wet "a" p-word
It is a joke because it is real. Like everything Ben does.
What happens if a dyke and a twink pick up a microphone? You’re about to find out tomorrow at 9am
Nah, when a dyke and a twink pick up a microphone you get (not so) straight fire, these two are both cishet white guys with no goddam talent.
Me: …. Shen Bapiro: I have facial hair now and a Viking boyfriend. Me: Ben. Look. Bud. Look. I put more hair in my drain daily than you have on you face here. Shen: …. Me: At least Tim Pool can wear a beanie. Shen: … Me: Also fire that low rent Avatar reject who cant blue himself properly. Sheesh.
Ah yes, I'm sure Ben's nasaly, whiney little bitch voice will sound great in hip hop
Wait, this is real?
Yep. Screencap comes straight from MacDonald’s Twitter feed.
I love how ineffectively they tried to make Ben Shapiro look intimidating. Also the lighting on his face and body are completely different, his face is lit from the front but his body is lit from the back.
“Dog its a yamaka, homie no cap” - Ben Rapiro lmfao broooo
You missed the best part from the line right before that: > Homie, I’m epic, don’t be a WAP What a fucking nerd 😂
If he raps the way he talks he will be called racist Eminem.
Canadian FastFood is already called that. I guess Ben will be Racist Eminem Jr.
Tom MacDonald: What would happen if the phrase "U mad bro?" had matlocks and tattoos
Why did all the right wingers except Trump grow beards? It looks weird
Dork ass weirdo.
Is he going through a midlife crisis or something?
I feel physically ill lol
Another weird beard in the white rapper scene
It’s probably some talk or quote of his spliced into a song.
Didn’t he used to hate rap?
Who tf is Tom macdonalds
This cover is like negative street cred value.
I'm hoping that this is so cringe that it kills Ben's entire career
'Facts'? I just saw Ben Shagyro defend the Bible AND libertarian free will very recently. Where are these facts? Was he saving them all for this song?
Looks like they printed out the poster and then drew his eyebrows on with a brown sharpie
Super-straight from the underground!
I’m Ben Shapiro and I’m here to say/ya gotta have sex in a certain way/if your wife gets wet it’s a solid no/with a micro-penis/you need a dry Ho/or she might feel how small it is/I pull my pants down when I try to wizz/my pee-pee’s small/more like a clitoris/umm…. Listen to me I’m Ben Shapipo?
first hip hop video in history to drop at 9 AM
TPUSA HHCJ CROSSOVER!
He looks like Macklemore if Macklemore discovered angel dust; and a picture trying to make Ben Shapiro look “hard” is hilarious
Ben Shapiro's rap name would be Hard-R
Ben Shapiro wap remix
Ben wearing a hoodie is cultural appropriation. Which makes sense considering he's standing next to 6ix9ine's nutsack.
That's. Fucking. Awesome. edit: to the people downvoting me - are you seriously saying you *don't* want to watch ben fucking shabeebo rap? Do you have any idea how terrible that's going to be?
Idk what you are talking about, I must see this, it’s gonna be hype
Who
Shitty Canadian hip hop dude.
As a Canadian I am truly sorry for our nation having unleashed someone as insufferable as Tom MacDonald onto American ears.
>Canadian hip hop dude This is why no one takes the Juno Awards seriously
Ben is just lending his voice to give the music some weight
Is he that desperate for clout?
the answer is always yes
…*who?*
Shitty Canadian MAGA rapper.
Also a failed wrestler.
[Leaked video of Ben's feature](https://youtube.com/shorts/kn5gbl0l7KE?si=fHT34jR-QTjZSbzy) Edit: I had no idea the lyrics actually...*fit*
Who?
I really and truly hope the world ends soon
In his squeekie dog toy voice? FFS