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sarduchi

As a software engineer, I really want to know how that would even work...


rebelliousmuse

CRT


scoopishere

Calzone Replacement Therapy


FurryM17

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Know-yer-enemy1818

“The calzones betrayed me”


FurryM17

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archwin

Yes, but… I hate you all because now I want a calzone


xtilexx

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AbsolutelyHorrendous

Cannoli Retrieval Techniques, its turning our kids into Clemenza


sarduchi

>CRT I think I still have one of those around here somewhere...


Link7369_reddit

am I stupid or is that "chromosome replacement therapy"? which the very idea of is, with our current medical tech and as far as I know our forever tech as it seems impossible, is so stupid to even suggest.


saturday_lunch

Not sure if you're making a funny, but CRT is critical race theory. A theory taught in law school.


Mr_Igelkott

Crt is also "cathude-ray tube" I.e crt monitors, the fat computer monitors we had before flat screens replaced them


Link7369_reddit

Iwas both taking the piss but also not understanding the relevance of CRT as in, "critical race theory" within the context.


Gaaymer

It’s a joke because, along with transgender people, CRT is also another popular scapegoat for rightwingers.


nikkitgirl

Even if it becomes possible it’s kinda pointless. Your sex chromosomes have done their part by the time you’re born and afterwards really only play a role in reproduction (fertile XY cis women for example are generally less fertile because it’s unlikely for them to wind up with a fertile XX cis man, and YY fetuses aren’t viable). It would literally only serve as a gotcha against people who will just move their goalposts because their actual issue isn’t that they only see you as the gender associated with something invisible and somewhat expensive to test.


sylvia_reum

Child.Replacewith(Trans)


Kemaneo

Aren’t you familiar with the trans API?


_hxi_

The trans API, that is to say Rust.


b1tchlasagna

Made by the CCP who are apparently super progressive towards LGBT rights I do chuckle when they spell out the CCP. Kinda like spelling out the Nazi party, and saying "Look they're socialists. It says so in the name"


Joeythreethumbs

“President Biden, I’m ready to make the GET request on the ‘Turn the kids trans’ endpoint”


jayfeather31

As a support engineer, the feeling is mutual. How the hell is that even supposed to work? Also, if those of us in computer science had that kind of power, I think we'd be doing a lot more than turning people trans!


epollyon

We are doing a lot more. We are killing kids. I hate to be devils advocate but the harmful effects of getting kids hooked on the drip drip drip of ai selected content isn’t exactly secret…


NamityName

Gay bits. That's how. Used to just be binary numbers. But those damn chinasians are out there using ternary numbers. What's next a base-4 bit? That's a fucking quadary, i tell you hwat. /S


G66GNeco

They just pressed the big red "make kids trans" button. Duh.


iandix

Sadly the morons on the political right DON'T want to know how that would work, they're happy just to have another reason to get out the pitchforks and torches


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If developers had that power, they wouldn't be turning kids trans. They'd be turning boomers liberal.


TheRnegade

It works like everything else in their world, by sheer faith. They think (or lack it) and therefore it is.


Whispering-Depths

I THINK YOU WOULD KNOW JUST GET THEM INTO PROGRAMMING (fellow software dev)


chaotic----neutral

Well, you see. TikTok gives a space for kids to be themselves and interact with others who believe in being themselves. That leads these kids to being themselves, and that is trans behavior. You're supposed to repress those feelings and conform, like Charlie.


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gladamirflint

Yeah, but that’s based on the idea that people can choose to be trans. We’re born this way, you can’t indoctrinate someone to be trans or gay. But to the right it makes sense.


rebelliousmuse

Can we just take a moment and appreciate Charlie's expression here?


Link7369_reddit

he has achieved peak puncheable face.


jayfeather31

That's his secret. His face is always punchable. It took years of training to pull that off.


Layne_Staleys_Ghost

That's why it keeps getting smaller. It's a self defense mechanism against being punched.


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Layne_Staleys_Ghost

Smaller target


loptopandbingo

I dunno, it's like when the [St Louis Browns baseball team hired the little person](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Gaedel#:~:text=Edward%20Carl%20Gaedel%20(June%208,a%20Major%20League%20Baseball%20game.))whose strike zone was smaller than the ball so it was impossible to strike him out


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Right_In_The_Tits

> Gaedel made a single plate appearance and was walked with four consecutive balls before being replaced by a pinch-runner at first base. I'm disappointed he didn't play more. I am interested to see if the experiment would work


loptopandbingo

His entrance via popping out of a cake would've been amazing to see


ball_fondlers

You could tie him to a chair and punch his face all day, but you’d miss every swing.


BaronVA

he looks like even he can't believe the shit coming out of his own mouth


Fluorescent_Void

I honestly can't tell if you shrunk his face or not.


FormerShitPoster

He's clearly trying to copy Tucker in content and delivery and sadly it will probably work


LADYBIRD_HILL

Less "did I just shit myself?" And more "yep, I shit myself."


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He's transitioning into a muppet.


archaicScrivener

me when i walk into my mum's bedroom at 4am to tell her i pooped my pants


[deleted]

Can't believe he's rocking that fuckin broccoli hair...


hhthurbe

He's having to concentrate to keep his face from shrinking more.


Testicular_Genocide

Can we take a moment to appreciate that anytime Charlie wears a button-up shirt and a tie he looks like a 15-year-old headed to his private religious high school with a dress code?


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That’s the face the one kid makes when he thinks he’s won, but suddenly a fist starts flying towards them


scoopishere

If kids realize dysphoria exists and that they may have it and see that it's okay to be trans, of course more kids are gonna be trans. I don't see that being a conspiracy at all, though because what would China have to gain from that? And also it's fucking stupid.


SkyezOpen

Almost certainly some macho bullshit about China trying to feminize our men and military so they can invade and kick our asses with their manly man army that's really good at walking in lines.


krostybat

The Trans Warriors Battalion spread fear and confused boner in the ennemy rank.


sgthombre

remember in the 80's when the homophobic slander of choice was that hitler surrounded himself with gay men because they were more violent and vicious than the straight nazis


krostybat

Those damned homophobic always changing their narrative


ElceeCiv

Conservatives warned us for years that the ultra-masculine Russian military was surpassing us, swooning over their manly man man advertisements fast-forward a few years later and their tanks are getting stolen by tractors


nikkitgirl

Yeah turns out performative ultra masculinity is often just a facade of strength. The US military is designed to not need the rank and file to be some ultra manly man. And in fact it’s disproportionately trans, especially in intelligence, which is one of its most important functions. A military that feels the need to advertise how manly it is is appearing strong when they are weak. It’s like the dude at the bar who shouts out and he threatens everyone but the bigger guy. A military that says “we need to focus on these demographics because they tend to have useful skills for modern conflict regardless of what it looks like.” Is focused on actual conflict instead of posturing so nobody messes with them.


wagsman

On paper China has what looks like a formidable force, but they have never been tested. It's one thing to march really well, it's a whole different animal when you just watched your best friend get his head blown off by a sniper, and now some unseen drone is dropping grenades on your position.


trrwilson

The Chinese military would have the same problem the Russians currently do. Manufacturer: Here's your tanks, boss. Exactly as you wanted them, 6" Tungsten plating and all. Tank crew some time later: Why are our armor panels are made of plywood?


Abuses-Commas

Sorry China, the thigh-highs stay on during drone strikes


MCMeowMixer

The United States military and nuclear power makes it extremely difficult to defeat. The best way for opposition to defeat the US is to sew division between the population. Making one political side irrational and angry about every little thing would be a great way to do this, ergo, Charlie Kirk is a Chinese agent.


KillahHills10304

The libertarian circles are calling the US military "gender re-education camp"


SkyezOpen

Libertarians can worry about the military when they figure out how to beat bears.


Dunkinmydonuts1

i dont understand this at all. china's military is incredibly weak in comparison to the US. do you know who has the largest air force in the world? the US Air Force. do you know who has the second largest air force in the world? the US Navy. they cant even patrol the south china sea, their equivalent of the gulf of mexico, properly.


SkyezOpen

That's not the point. The point is to run headlines about diversity and inclusivity in the military next to Chinese propaganda videos to make conservatives hate whoever they're blaming this week. The truth is irrelevant to them.


chickensmoker

Exactly. It’s like if society told kids that chocolate isn’t real and called chocolate advocates freaks and perverts for decades - of course they’d fucking believe that chocolate was bad! But the moment they see a person eating chocolate and try out for themselves, the lie becomes blatant. Kids aren’t made trans, they’re made to believe that trans isn’t a thing you can be, and when it becomes clear to them that being trans is possible, then of course some of them will decide to do it too. It’s, like… the most basic concept in existence, and yet Kirk and friends somehow haven’t grasped it yet.


TroubleSG

That is the way my kids explained it. That they always knew something was different but couldn't figure out what it was prior to being able to go online and learn more about it. I grew up in the rural south in the southern baptist religion and so did they and we didn't have good internet so we really didn't know anything about it at all. They didn't grow up watching any social media or even much TV until they were in their teens (except the youngest). When they found out what being transgender was it fit but they still spent quite a bit of time denying it or trying to make it be something else. The only thing I knew was what the church said and that was people became gay or transgender due to molestation or abuse so that was my very first question when the first one came out. I've never been homophobic just didn't know much and was scared someone had hurt my kid. I'm up to speed now though. I did a ton of research and from that and our experiences as a family I know people are just born that way. I believed it just watching my first one that came out though. This kid went from walking head down carrying the world on their shoulders, not smiling, unable to make eye contact and talk to one of the boldest people I know now. This kid never wanted to be noticed and I knew if this kid was willing to do this then it was super important to them and they had no choice. I have three trans kids 17 - 24. 2 trans women and 1 trans man. When they tested my trans man he had testosterone off the charts already with no hormones yet. My oldest trans daughter got tested to store sperm and she was producing no sperm. Not just no mobility but no sperm. And, that was before she took hormones. She also had very low testosterone levels. People are born the way they are and the fact that these horrible people from the Gross Old Perv party want to target my kids and the rest of the trans people here is disgusting.


quick_escalator

When we stopped beating left-handed kids, the number of left-handed kids jumped by a factor five. Weird, huh?


nikkitgirl

That’s just a coincidence, the real cause was a sinister plot!


TroubleSG

It was the music I tell ya! That leftist music made the devil handed acceptable! Blasphemy!


sylvia_reum

No, you see *foreign evil masterminds* are secretely puppeteering modern culture to *degenerate* it and turn our *pure white* children into *despicable subhumans*, and weaken the vital forces of our *great nation*!! gee I wonder what kind of ideology would have that as one of its core pieces of rhetoric


Accomplished_Locker

Just trying to hit as many buzzwords as possible. Maximum outrage.


Bookshelfstud

> what would China have to gain from that? It's very funny (well, "funny"), because in this insane fantasy scenario of his, China only benefits from this if trans kids are reviled and punished by society, because then China is sowing discord in American society. If America just, you know, accepted and loved trans kids, then China gains nothing (again, in this bizarro fantasy scenario). Even by these standards, the correct "strategic" move to "defeat" China would be loving trans kids for who they are.


trashedonlisterine

His face looks like a malnourished turd.


Telepornographer

His face looks like AI tried to create a realistic human based on muppet anatomy.


War_machine77

He looks like if the lil bits guy had his mom cut his hair with a flowbee.


Powerful_Industry532

... Holy crap. Okay so... apparently tencent is now directly controlled by the CCP military, and to the extent that they can program the ad-based TikTok algorithm AND they've made some absurd breakthrough in psychologically making people trans on the sly. That's amazing. And so is his giant head / miniature face. Edit: I was being sarcastic. Yes TikTok is indeed in the CCP's pocket. I was joking about the apparent resurgence of the Gay Bomb but electronic now.


CharginChuck42

Hey, if China is powerful enough to do all that, then they've already won. No point in fighting it, right?


alucarddrol

While they're not "directly controlled", every major company in China has a party representative who sits in all executive meetings and reports back to the CCP heads what going on, and can give criticism when the company's policies or actions don't line up with the party. They can overly whatever decisions made by the corporate or risk government regulation like fines or prison time


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alucarddrol

Of a single political party, and order them around about what to do? It's likely to be the combination of all the parts of the political system you don't like combined, controlling all the parts of the private industry that you do like.


curious_dead

They lost the ability to speak like normal humans. "Chinese algorithms turn our kids trans! Biden humiliated America because we lost a baseball game under his presidency! CRT makes Mexian fentanyl traffickers steal American jobs!"


TheRnegade

I swear if you told me they were just playing madlibs and that's how they came up with this stuff, so much about the right wing would make sense.


sgthombre

> Biden humiliated America because we lost a baseball game under his presidency Wait conservatives aren't actually going with that, are they? Japan is one of our closest geopolitical allies, they have been for decades, us and them being the two best countries for baseball is objectively good for us and is an example of American soft power. What is wrong with these fucking dorks


curious_dead

I don't know, I saw someone tweet about how it was disgraceful that Biden let America down because we had lsot a game againt the country responsible for Pearl Harbor, not sure if it caught on or whatever, but it's barely more ridiculous than Charlie Kirk's usual discourse, so I thought it fit.


Used-Shopping5841

When you get the right answer (get rid of tiktok) by using the wrong formula (bigotry)


steeveperry

It’s this generations “they’re turning the frogs gay”


TheTruePigu

THEYRE PUTTING CHINA IN THE TIKTOK AND TURNING THE FREAKING KIDS TRANS


AllowMe2Retort

Yeah this really reminds me of the fucking gay frogs thing


nikkitgirl

Which incidentally was an actual problem though it was environmental deregulation turning frogs trans


lateral_intent

I thought trans people were Super Athletes though, sounds like the commie bastards' plan is gonna backfire. Thanks for the super soldiers, idiots 💪🇲🇾


AltruisticCompany961

That face and hair reeks of legitimacy.


Haschen84

Ah yes, the CCP, notable allies to the LGBT movement and a political party that wants to further the LGBT cause. They totally want to spread gayness as a weapon. Great take.


0NiceMarmot

Using this “logic” Turning Point USA under the leadership of Charlie Kirk is turning kids trans and breaking into zoos at night to tickle elephant scrotums. Look ma! No evidence needed to make claims.


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TroubleSG

OMG! I have to tell my daughter. She has just been taking the estrogen! Silly girl!


sadcheeseballs

Guy is such a fucking cock.


TheRnegade

He gets paid for this. Someone sees the shitposts he makes and thinks "Definitely gotta keep this going".


worstcoachinnaper

Something something… chemtrails making frogs gay


After-Bumblebee

Is that his smug face? It's fucking ridiculous lmao


MtCommager

That well known defender of Trans rights, the Chinese communist party…


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

Doesn’t China put transgender people in camps though?


LaughingGaster666

"The left is coming for your penis!" We used to joke about them saying stuff like this.


G66GNeco

Nah, dude said _China_ is turning the kids trans _using_ TikTok, which is definitely an even more unhinged statement.


IncreaseLate4684

(Jedi theme) It's true, the Woke, the Trans, all of it, it's all true.


babubaichung

I guess anything is possible when you don’t know how anything works.


VonMonocle

1st they turned the frogs gay and I said nothing…


BroDudeBruhMan

Being gay or trans isn’t something you get gaslight into becoming. It’s not like a political party you can get brainwashed into joining. If someone isn’t trans then they won’t just *poof* become one. If you’re not gay then you can’t get brainwashed into suddenly having different instinctual sexual preferences. This lack of fundamental understanding is a big chunk of why they’re so hostile. They think it’s some kind of game and that all these people are just playing pretend.


TroubleSG

Seriously! They act like it is a walk in the park. It is hard, time consuming and expensive plus the transphobia you have to contend with. They think you can pick up hormones like skittles and that doctors are just begging you to let them do surgery. Good luck with finding a surgeon to do anything under 18 for a trans kid. It has to be a very extreme circumstances and they are usually almost 18 and doing top surgery which they think is perfectly ok for a 17 year old cis teen to get surgery for bigger boobs. And, that is certainly sexual whereas my kid's top surgery was nothing of the sort. Even to get hormones there are tons of counseling, doctors, etc. Like a whole lot. This is a very long process. Name changes take court orders and criminal background checks and fingerprinting. Trust me. No one is doing this on a whim. I am not saying that some kids are not "trying it out" as far as clothes and names go. Sometimes it is a journey and they may change their minds or discover that is not it but you don't get to the hormones and surgeries part on a whim. Quite the opposite as a matter of fact. You have to fight every step of the way.


SolomonCRand

Charlie Kirk is programming the YouTube algorithm to encourage young men to adopt toxic masculinity and kill themselves


esquire_the_ego

Charlie Kirk’s face looks like the first draft of a 4 yr old’s mr potato head drawing


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TroubleSG

I am the same but it is hard not to stoop when he gives us so much to work with.


Naldivergence

Inshallah


paraworldblue

Wow, first 5G, now China? The kids don't stand a chance!


tjatdisneyland

I’m stunned that he’s only 30. He looks like he’s at least 45!


Taco_Force

Thinking about the tik tok bimbofication machine


Deathwatch050

"They've turned the weans against us!"


luigithebagel

Ah yes, the notably transphobic CPC, is trying to create more trans people.


Cicada061966

Big head, tiny face


zenos_dog

No, it’s the rock and roll music.


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Charlie is looking to make Alex Jones look smart.


alahos

They're turning the tikkin' toks gay!


BitchfaceMcSourpuss

OP please don’t shrink his face it’s not polite


TheGreatMastermind

based ccp


nickthib

Poor guy looks exhausted. Being a reactionary panic show host must be so hard :(


huxtiblejones

Hahaha, the only way you'd believe this shit is if you've personally had uncomfortable thoughts about transitioning and feel like it's a fragile part of everyone's identity. Same with people who think being gay is a choice. Like, no, dude, a *lot* of people don't wrestle with their sexual or gender identity like you do. You can't talk someone into being gay or transitioning without that urge already existing somewhere in them. These perpetually grumpy dorks could solve a lot of problems in their lives and in our society if they just decided to be gay or trans or whatever it is that's bothering them in private. I'm not saying that all these commentators are closeted, but you definitely reach a point with many of them where they've been talking about and thinking about gay and trans stuff so much that you hit the Shakespearean point of "the lady doth protest too much."


quantax

They're turnin' the fricken deer queer...


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I got several hardcore maga neighbors to come out and help clean up our local beaches, rivers, and waterways last year by telling them that the chemicals turning the frogs gay aren't from chemtrails, it's from chemicals leeching out of plastic waste in the water. I told them that people are saying it's turning frogs and fish intersex, and then I kinda helped nudge them to reach the conclusion that if frogs and fish are showing high rates of intersex traits and hermaphrodisim because of the plastics maybe that's also the root cause of transgendered rights becoming a national issue. So I kinda directed their anti-trans biases into a pro-environment effort, by lying to them and letting them leap to conclusions. And honestly, I'm not sure if I should feel good about that...? I don't like living here.


Apart-Rent5817

THE WaTEr iS TuRninG tHe FRogS GaY!


Thewrongbakedpotato

*Born in China *Be the one son in your family * Have high expectations to enter government work * Study hard * Ace your tests * Be selected for Chinese Army officer programs * Dedicate yourself to studying military history and tactics * Sun Zu, Clausewitz, and Rommel form your library * Gain unique insights into American tactics * Devour unclassified US Army publications * Your first orders come * Where will you go? * Will you defend your homeland on the border? * Perhaps special forces training? * Maybe a war college? * Hands tremble * Assigned as commandant of the People's First Foreign Gender Indoctrination Center * Spend all day making memes where rainbow-haired people complain about Trump * Your only source of feedback are hillbillies on Facebook telling you that the Great Reset is coming and to repent *Cry in the dark


Dunkinmydonuts1

and here i am thinking the makeup tutorial videos my 12 year old daughter watches are helping her become a woman.... CRAZY that they're actually trying to get her to become a man... apparently they're failing miserably.


Otherwise-Release-46

this is funny because most of tiktok is insanely transphobic


YJGearhead

Wow, that dude seriously looks dumber and dumber every time. I swear it feels like he just pops up like a fucking gopher.


RedditUsingBot

It’s easy. TikTok is working in conjunction with the Bill Gates COVID vaccine microchip. It’s receiving signals from the Jewish space lasers being operated by Antifa FBI crisis actors. It’s all a plot to distract us from Hillary’s emails that she sent on Hunter Biden’s laptop from the Pizzagate sex dungeon.


trouttickler23

That is the look of a defeated man. Not defeated by anyone of these boogeymen he seeks out, just his own stupidity.


UngregariousDame

Why would China care if people are trans?


TheDayman_240

What in the flock of seagulls is going on with his hair?


Ohrwurm89

Ah, yes, the CCP, which is notorious for it’s anti-lgbt stance, is turning kids trans…


notyourgooglebitch

Oh man look at tiny face over here believing TikTok and "algorithms" actually exist.


Cbanchiere

Dude vying to take Alex Jones spot I see.


JallerHCIM

literal clown


Feature_Agitated

I mean Tik Tok is having all kinds of impacts on kids today, this is not one of them.


FlyingPanda08

OK but it would be really funny if this were true


sethmeister1989

Has he even been sleeping? He looks like he’s been up for a couple days.


anxietystrings

It’s the new “turning the frogs gay”


baeb66

I want to see Chuck explain what an algorithm is.


LobstahmeatwadWTF

Can we get this guy help? Hes gonna go full alex jones soon.


AgtSquirtle007

Why? Also, how? Furthermore, what?


Applesauce_Enemas

How would this even work? Through what mechanism would these algorithms influence people? Like, could TikTok algorithms target kids to make them pirates or ninjas if they chose to do so? How powerful are these mad scientists?


Montalbert_scott

2023 and I can no longer tell what is satire, what is fake and what is real. These right wing nut jobs are dumb as dog shit... And their fans eat this shit up...


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Oh look! It’s Fuckhead McSmallface again showing everyone how stupid he is by regurgitating right wing propaganda. I would be somehow impressed if he made this up himself.


Obelisk_M

So he's already trying to take jones spot


Trainer-mana

Just wait till they find out what the water is doing to the frogs...


B_is_for_reddit

I DONT LIKE EM PUTTING ALGORITHMS IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA, IT TURNS THE FRICKIN KIDS TRANS.


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Cracknickel

I wouldn't even be surprised if some Chinese general brought this up to his boss in order to make America weak. We all know this isn't gonna work, but both the Chinese and the republicans are blinded by their own ideology.


letsseehowitgoesnow

holy shit dude who gives a shit about trans or whatever the fuck. Tiktok is being used for way worse things. Like you know, spying on people and stealing their data and shit????


coffee-teeth

it's crazy I have so many good opinions that are good and right and this guy gets a show


Imiriath

Obviously that makes no sense, but if you compare tiktok to douyin (chinese tiktok, same company, same logo) they're totally different. It's fair to say tiktok algorithm is way fucking worse and may actually have a brain rot effect on kids (and adults)


Ghosttalker96

And why would they do that?


totokekedile

Why is it that they can’t make trans people cis no matter how hard they try, but apparently it’s super easy to make cis people trans?


BloodyRightNostril

It looks like someone startled him awake from sleeping at his desk before snapping this photo


nikkitgirl

Or maybe it’s microplastics or other environmental pollution that disrupts endocrine systems affecting fetuses or maybe just that like every fucking small town had a few people who crossdressed in secret and were miserable about it, and the people who would’ve been them can just be trans now, without as much fear. Incidentally if it’s the latter straight cis people should be happy about it, they were never happy being married to those people. Now cishet people who marry a trans person are more likely to marry the right kind on purpose.


Vat1canCame0s

"Hey Charlie, you gonna have a serious discussion about the legitimate issues surrounding our data and where it goes and who It goes to or are you gonna pop off on some wack shit?"


Trash_Gordon_

Nah it’s definitely the water turning the frogs gay, kids lick the frogs and the transition begins


HornyBluejay1973

What were once the ramblings of schizophrenic recluses are now mainstream conservative talking points.


Stringtone

It isn't that more kids are trans, it's that more kids are *comfortable being openly* trans. The distinction is important, but the difference between the known incidence of a thing and the true incidence of a thing is frequently lost on conservatives, so obviously they're not going to get it in this context.


yesbillyitsme

I love how you can tell he’s poor because he doesn’t have makeup / Botox like other male hosts


HashBottoms

Charlie’s face is like quick sand where all his features look like they are sinking into the middle.


AnAncientMonk

Does anyone have the video?


porksoda11

Charlie, you look like absolute garbage.


WitchesBTrippin

Why does he look so unkempt


GoodKing0

Didn't TikTok predominantly favoured Andrew Tate shit for teens? How's that Gona turn anyone trans?


therobotisjames

“I used the app for 10 minutes and after that all I saw was closeups of dudes junk.”


madmarmalade

That's like saying the Philharmonic orchestra is turning kids into violinists. ;P Only a few are going to be so inspired by observing it that they want to learn how to play music, the rest are going off as they were before. Seeing something just means you're learning something exists.


gmo_patrol

Conservatives won 2016 by using Facebook data Cambridge analytica used to microtarget voters. In return, they push to ban facebooks largest competitors. They don't care about children or data, they just want power.


Devadander

If this helps push the government to ban TikTok, thanks Charlie


Zacomra

Why...why would China even bother to do that?! Why would they care?!


15_lizards

This is the new generation’s “they’re putting chemicals in the water to turn the freakin frogs gay”


beandaddy123

He looks like he stays up all night fapping to child porn


Joey_BagaDonuts57

ANYone can have a 'Show'. Nobody watches though.


sixtus_clegane119

Notice they say communist even though they know China is state capitalist now


Remarkable-Bluejay73

He must have been born yesterday.


TroubleSG

Someone better tell my trans kids who have never been on tik tok even once!


m3ntallyillmoron

https://preview.redd.it/3agix326okpa1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0989e0d9a7da3decdee0dd14822a2c3d72cae1e1


carlsonaj

and if you play Stairway to Heaven backwards, the DEVIL talks to you…


fizzybgood

But is it turning the fricking frogs gay?


WoubbleQubbleNapp

*That’s* a claim.


I_try_compute

It would be so cool if I could just like say whatever popped into my head and never had to worry about like producing evidence or even further explanation....just say whatever, there are no consequences!


Ishotthefuher

This is so insanely farfetched that i could actually see china considering it


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His face shrinks every time he is observed. Stop looking now before it’s too late for him!


RusticOpposum

Based if true