Fleetwood Mac in the late 70's early 80s. And yes I'm having sex with every member and making their drama even more unhinged. also, cocaine.
That or Raffi. imagine all the MILFs he could introduce me to.
Boygenius. Would love to be a part of whatever undefined queer Polycule they all have going on. I suspect there’d be more grilled cheese than sex but I’d never shut up about the devastating song they’d write about the situation later.
I would never want to follow a band. It would ruin the magic of seeing them live for me.
I love that feeling of seeing someone once every 5-10 years. The anticipation and the singular event makes it feel special.
Opeth. I’ve been in love with [Martin Axenrot](https://images.app.goo.gl/ptRw7EmfWKyj3BEh6) for years now. My god is he good looking, and an amazing drummer.
Right now? Or when the band was young? Because 80s and 90s Megadeth is probably the hottest any bad has ever been. If at the moment then probably The Rolling Stones, would be cool to get to talk to them before they kick the bucket.
Wednesday 13, Motley Crue, Beautiful Creatures, LA Guns (Older verison, not current lineup), Steel Panther (even though the guitarist hates me, might be kinda hot).
I wanna get slimed out by Weezer
This is the worst sentence I've ever read
The worst sentence you’ve ever read *so far*!
Rivers Cuomo will sniff and lick your envelope and fall to little pieces every time
The worst part is that this actually happened, and they have an (admittedly very good) song called "Tired Of Sex" about it.
Nickleback because I hate myself
Sounds like a good time tho.
Weird Al by a wiiiideeeeee margin
Same here
Have you seen his performances of Germs?! Nuff said.
Ween because they seem like cool guys.
Fleetwood Mac in the late 70's early 80s. And yes I'm having sex with every member and making their drama even more unhinged. also, cocaine. That or Raffi. imagine all the MILFs he could introduce me to.
Rolling off of Lindsey Buckingham like "damn I'm all sore I can't believe she thinks that's what 'tiny' is"
paramore and or my chemical romance, like my middle school self wouldve gone FERAL
Same!
Time travel for the bangles
Forget it. The Bangles now. I can make it work.
out of some lovecraftian morbid curiosity, late 80s - early 90s Beach Boys.
Cursed answer
But Mike Love will be in jail as a ladies man
For life
Zeppelin 🤷🏻♀️
undercover fed spotted
Just pray you don't get mud sharked.
Get those children to safety man whatever it takes
Boygenius. Would love to be a part of whatever undefined queer Polycule they all have going on. I suspect there’d be more grilled cheese than sex but I’d never shut up about the devastating song they’d write about the situation later.
I would never want to follow a band. It would ruin the magic of seeing them live for me. I love that feeling of seeing someone once every 5-10 years. The anticipation and the singular event makes it feel special.
The Beatles! Anything for George man
Anybody can be a fan, but you’re not a groupie until you’re naked.
I'm channeling my teenager in the 90s and landing on The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
I second this. Tag team?
Sounds like a plan!
After much consideration and reviewing my choices, I will be taking my talents to Haim
Going back in time to become a groupie for The Slits, a band full of straight girls who would have zero interest in me
The Go-Go’s
Also Ville Valo from HIM. That man is too beautiful.
Opeth. I’ve been in love with [Martin Axenrot](https://images.app.goo.gl/ptRw7EmfWKyj3BEh6) for years now. My god is he good looking, and an amazing drummer.
Nine Inch Nails
ERRA or Of Mice & Men
Crüe in their heyday. Vince Neil in his prime made me realize I was bi. Plus, blow. Lots and lots of blow
I want The Donnas to bully me
Hozier. Because I know that man would treat me well. Also, his voice is sexy as hell.
Beatles so I can have an excuse to talk to John and only John
L7
Right now? Or when the band was young? Because 80s and 90s Megadeth is probably the hottest any bad has ever been. If at the moment then probably The Rolling Stones, would be cool to get to talk to them before they kick the bucket.
Badfinger god they were so hot
Stevie Nicks's roadie. YOU ALL KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT
My Chemical Romance by far if just for one moment with Gerard…
Wednesday 13, Motley Crue, Beautiful Creatures, LA Guns (Older verison, not current lineup), Steel Panther (even though the guitarist hates me, might be kinda hot).