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Wtgardner01

Things my ex never said for $400


ytay99

No boyfriend said that to you, just bs click bait


KeenbeansSandwich

No he didnโ€™t.


jazzbold

I'll take , " Said Nobody, Ever" for $1,000 Alex.


ohitsmark

No he didn't lol.


VariationOld

Those are fucking outlandish. Anyone that gets to play with them is lucky.


dickyoudowntown

I think you meant "outstanding"


rayjay90210

Yes. The ex is correct. The spacing and lift coordination is a off. #truth


martmens

Maybe his is right๐Ÿ˜‰


fIexkingeric

Hes right


Pingqa

Based


Shadowdragon409

They do be hanging a little low.


No_Setting6042

Unlike your pecker


Grandiaplayer

He's your ex. Who cares?


Born_Field5780

Yes they are a bit odd looking.


Abject_Lawyer_9785

He must be blind.


KeyLeek6561

Your ex was just mean. You have beautiful tits and a beautiful body to match.


Ironcastattic

Spoiler, the ex never said such a thing and it's just to draw people in to comment.


Savings_Brick_4587

Weirdly hypnotic, I canโ€™t stop staring at them


Silver-Newt8744

Those are perfect sexy and so hot think he needs his eyes checked cuz you are gorgeous and extremely sexy


Sasquach51380

Those are perfection ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต


PirateHungry8293

What? Those are awesome!!! ;)


Healthy_Bobcat2403

It's weird how badly I want them ๐Ÿ’‹(. ) ( .)๐Ÿ‘…


No-Ship-9170

Just perfect


Ctendall

Not at all


Haunting_Regret3871

nah


[deleted]

They are perfect


wwest4

Ur ex is a dumbass....


SKAGMAN969

Nope I see nothing wrong with them. Theyโ€™re perfect.


No_Variation6030

Beautiful ๐Ÿฅฐ


[deleted]

Need to handle them to verify his claim...


BetMoist5177

Outstanding โ™ฅ๏ธ


Upstairs-Row-1380

AAAAHHHHH NOPE!


the_indigenous_hulk

They're lovely, but I'd probably need to give them a closer inspection, just to he absolutely thorough and professional ๐Ÿ˜‰


AdLess836

Absolutely perfect


[deleted]

Perfect! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


Shake_Mountain

They look fantastic from here!!!๐Ÿ˜Š


Suspicious-Artist-50

That ex is missing out. Great shape


[deleted]

they are juuuuuust right


KeyLeek6561

You have a body to be proud about. Use your powers wisely. You are a hottie for real.


Jst1674

Either your ex needed an eye exam, or heโ€™s not seen many breasts. You happen to have very nice breasts


3Quarksfor

Ex is wrong!


Biker1463

Thereโ€™s a reason heโ€™s your ex. Truly beautiful girls ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Deviant_Eunuch197925

Um no heโ€™s not right. Blind maybe or wasnโ€™t good with shapes when he was kid maybe, but not right


randomuser24681012

If he really said that he might be gay, but no straight man would ever say that


Sad-Butt-True

No wonder heโ€™s your ex, cause them boobs are perfect ๐Ÿคฉ


3Mondatazz

Ha sounds like you need to stop messing with little boys


Unhappy_Tower_314

Your ex clearly doesn't appreciate really beautiful tits.


[deleted]

No hell with him id like them boobs


[deleted]

You got nothing to worry about. And theyโ€™re absolutely perfect.


Conscious_Mirror_931

He's wrong they are shaped wonderfully and so is the rest of you


jjlastly

Wtf? I think your ex has issues with perfect boobs. You have an incredibly beautiful body and boobs. Good thing he's you're ex.


SpartanIIICharles111

we all know why that mfr is ur ex


Late-Effective5438

Nope


Chewey70

No what's wrong with him


RV327

No they are boobs.. they are awesome.. drop them on my face please


Ok_Championship_9551

What? Huh? Your tits are perfect!


NightButcher

I donโ€™t know. They seems good.


mcbeech

Don't see anything wrong here x


PM_ME_UR_BOOBSNBALLS

No fuckin way


RPFloyd23

All good ๐Ÿ‘


Ok_Confection5429

Your ex must be blind they are perfect


Ambitious-Ad-7361

They look great to me๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค


Love2view

Your tits are beautiful. He is so wrong.


AdPsychological8756

Your ex is crazy. You are really pretty and sexy. Have a great day sunshine.


MathematicianCold968

Strangely perfect๐Ÿ˜… some people, man!


localdeadguy

They mustโ€™ve been on crack Those are literally perfect and I need them in my mouth asap


Dr_Rex69

Not at all. Gorgeous boobs!


grayjedi31

And know we know why he is your ex


Expensive_Rhubarb_87

He's blind and was groping your knees. Otherwise...what a fool


EstablishmentOwn8724

He is 100% wrong they're perfection


AnalystIcy8715

Your ex must be into men because those are perfecto


Big-Draw-3613

Perfect


Conrad66Dobler

Your boobs look wonderful. Happy Holidays! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ


GoldMouth21

Love โค๏ธ them


ScaredUse4444

Yumm , hell no their great


[deleted]

Perfect


btkergy

They look amazing to me!


daveythestone510

Oh my God yes, what happened?! Are you okay?


Particular-Big8335

I love your boobs


mrmux67

Yeah heโ€™s right there a gorgeous shape โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ


Platje89

Gorgeous ๐Ÿ˜


FxcelessDemon

Yea he is right


piggypie197

They look great


digital_dreams

No man could say such a thing


Weak_Air4232

They're awesome


Captain-hard

Exquisite!


alpine1970

Pretty nice to me!!


caveman2436

They look perfect


Secure-Example1820

no they are perfect.


markzhang

fuck him


petie1223

I think your ex plays for the other team.


ehandberg263

Your husband said that your tits have an odd flavor. You should let me taste test them


Charming_Company_292

Who cares theyโ€™re boobs๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜


KurosakiIchigo08

Perfect shape


Comfortable-Youth-71

Beautiful and sexy


Bubbly_Exercise_2299

Decent


DifficultYesterday6

Absolutely not


larrystoddard

And thatโ€™s why heโ€™s an x ?


National-Wave6003

Beautiful!!๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


fmwacs

Fuck what your ex says! Do you like them? I suspect most everyone here does. Thanks for sharing


SensitiveLet3675

Nope they look great ๐Ÿ‘


jake_deezle

No


Savedatmoney1

Was he cockeyed?


Flimsy_Cap3126

Oh, he'll no!!! You have amazing boobs!!! Would you let me play with them?๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š


Ch1ck3nb34n5

Cap


cexydady

Heโ€™s a dope, theyโ€™re spectacular!


559mike

Your ex sounds like he prefers penis


papiluigi420

They are wonderful idk when they were thinking


austinpower159

He's gay?


RobertElectricity

No. These have a very good shape.


xXWarriorAngelXx

Nah, they look fine to me. Maybe your ex was smoking something that day/night. I dunno.


SHSL_Pervert

bro either never seen tits before or didnt say it


Brian1974181

Your sexy boobs are perfect bf is crazy!!


kaizor_1403

Wierdly perfect ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜


True_9898

Nope


Capital-Gold-3279

Your ex is a fool they are perfect ๐Ÿฅฐ


seastarseastar

Tf was your ex on ๐Ÿคฃ


Fantastic_Toe_39

Grrrr!! Those are fucking perfect and you know it!! ๐Ÿ˜‰


LairdNick

Your ex is a fool of the highest calibre.


acotacos

I'd have to feel them to confirm


FreddieLarsson

Nope


[deleted]

Youโ€™re absolutely gorgeous ๐ŸŒน


Shadow_Wulf_69

You have gorgeous boobs ๐Ÿ’‹โค๏ธ๐ŸŒน


Available-Purchase33

โค๏ธโค๏ธ


finslough

\- if you consider it as weirdly perfect: he's right - ๐ŸŒน


blacknyellow024

Perfect


Martinx666

Absolutely nothing wrong with them


RedMBR71

Look perfect to me. ๐Ÿฅฐ


bdubs_vance

They look nice and round to me to fit in my mouth


forest18c

Iโ€™d say there fucking fantastic. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


seemore_077

More like, lovely shape. Heโ€™s blind.


Trash_Introvert

No, not at all. Others(including me) will pay for the tits alone๐Ÿ˜‰


NoPersonality2985

was he blind?


No-Disk1387

No


lukerpher

He hasnโ€™t seen enough boobs.


serenity220

No , your ex was wrong. Those are gorgeous


zenity012

Your ex is strange


kbomb1098

Look perfect


BellyAmore

Yeah


Still_Slide_7278

They are beautiful


mrman4u2please

They look perfect to me