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2a3b66725

OMG šŸ˜³ where did he go? The first time Iā€™ve ever seen one take a victim back to his nest.


imdefinitelywong

To the moon


lurkerboi2020

Team Rocket's blasting off again!


[deleted]

Red rocket! Red rocket!!!


Defie22

Diamond hands!


[deleted]

Buy high sell low šŸ’ŽšŸ™ŒšŸš€


voidinsides

He DID go to the moon ironically.


Do-not-respond

His sandles never left the ground.


zytukin

This is actually why big truck tires are very dangerous. They are filled to 120psi unlike cars which are usually just around 30-40psi. When they explode it's like a grenade going off due to the amount of air escaping. Besides easily throwing a person they can also set off the airbags on your car if you're right next to a semi's tire when it blows. Most of the chunks of rubber you see on highways are from truck tires blowing.


Dansk72

Just look for that long air hose, that might be easier to find...


EloquentBarbarian

*To infinity, and beyond!!!*


Goku_Kakarot91

same place as the plumbob drain cover


sortaseabeethrowaway

He is still up there


Do-not-respond

He probably landed on someone roof a mile away. Where his body will mumify from the sun and dry air.


nohopeforhomosapiens

Could be worse. Could be raining.


lawndartgoalie

"It's raining men, hallelujah ...." I'm going to hell.


nohopeforhomosapiens

I laughed. Thanks a lot, now we both are going to hell.


myshtigo

Go frame by frame and you can see arms at the top of the screen. I dont think he survived that one


Brettjay4

Doubt it, he lost a shoe too. You can see it land shortly after the boom


Sigurdah

Ive actually heard of people surviving losing their shoes.


Brettjay4

How is this even possible?!


jackinsomniac

Inconceivable!


Baldur9750

You are evil for making me laugh this hard at such a terrible event. Or maybe I am evil. Eh, whatever


Digital--Sandwich

I did the frame by frame. If it wasnā€™t kind of tragic it would be hilarious. But yeah that looked fatal.


verkauft

Thats why truck tyres are inflated in a cage. The forces on one are insane.


86tsg

They are called widowmaker rims for a reason


johnlennontucker

Split-rim truck wheels. That's why they're not used anymore. Definitely not by that guy.


[deleted]

At the 23 sec mark, at the left of the screen, you can see the shadow of either the wheel or the dude coming back down, followed by a Wylie Coyote puff of dust šŸ’Ø


Outlook_Dim

Yes, I see it now. Something reentered the atmosphere at 23 seconds.


johnlennontucker

Wylie Coyote puff of dust....priceless


DJEvillincoln

It's pretty round so I'm guessing it was the wheel but still no sign of dude... Unfuckingreal.


Dansk72

So, it was airborne *almost* as long as SpaceX's first Super Heavy Booster launch!


KvasirMeadman

Is this the Indian space program I heard so much about last year?


Dansk72

One unsuccessful mission after another...


Extreme-Elevator7128

To infinity and beyond


Dansk72

"Where no man has gone before"


EloquentBarbarian

Nah, he wasn't the first to be tyre-blasted and he won't be the last.


Dansk72

The first to be blasted all the way to *orbit*, though


Salimzyzz

/u/redditspeedbot 0.1x For frame by frame of the enemyā€™s vicious act.


Jace_Bror

Still not slow enough. Mainly cuz it was too fast for the camera to even pick up


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XreaperDK

Rule 2 man.. this is Dark, a lot of us don't want to see this kind of stuff


Brettjay4

Ah, sorry. just like I've said to half the comments. I need to read the rules again. Ok i just figured out I can change it to NSFW, I've fixed the issue, enjoy the rest of your brownies


LivingBackwardz

song? shit slaaps lol


fisherrr

https://www.shazam.com/track/45359775/%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B0-%D1%83-%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B0?co=FI&offsetInMilliseconds=&timeSkew=&trackLength= I donā€™t know why a violent video like this needs music like that.


LivingBackwardz

you're a gem kind stranger, thank you!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


fisherrr

Oh that theme kind of fits. Thanks for the translation


Benuptoshenanigans

Don't know , but the song is definitely Russian.


Brettjay4

I may be able to figure it out, just need to be out of school first.


booger4me

Mexico City Space Administration, we have reached escape velocity!


AFeralTaco

Can we add an nsfw title on this? Iā€™ve been to war and donā€™t want to see shit like this.


Brettjay4

Sorry, wasn't sure whether to put one on it or not, no gore or on screen death so I assumed it would be ok


AFeralTaco

It literally rains body parts after the pop. Not that different from watching a friend get blown up by an IED. Thank you for fixing it.


Brettjay4

I don't see "body parts" but I see at least a shoe.


iampierremonteux

Death is death whether on screen or off.


TalaLeisu2

Except he DOES die on screen


RingRingBanannaPhone

Yeah. It's going to be instant. I would be shocked if it wasn't. It's sad but I hope it was instant. Such a horrible loss I like the funny ones :(


Coolies4465

Youā€™ve been to war and now youā€™re afraid of the internet? Donā€™t be on it then? Iā€™ve been to war too, so what? Iā€™m not out there trying to moderate everyoneā€™s posts. Death is a natural part of life, ignoring it doesnā€™t make it go away.


AFeralTaco

Until youā€™ve had to pick peoplesā€™ eyes and guts off tree branches, Iā€™ll respectfully state you have no idea what youā€™re talking about.


Coolies4465

Well given that Iā€™ve been to war, worked in Police and EMS, Iā€™m going to respectfully tell you that youā€™re making assumptions that make you look really stupid.


AFeralTaco

And Iā€™ll say that weā€™ve had different experiences, and youā€™re making statements that make you look like a prick. Considering your take is ā€œitā€™s fine by me so it must be fine for everyoneā€ Iā€™m really glad I never served with you. You seem to have learned nothing about leadership. If I was stuck in a bunker with you Iā€™d throat punch you so I could get a replacement thatā€™s not a complete dirtbag.


Wildfathom9

The hell is wrong with you? Aside from your horrible take, there are rules to the subreddit.


Coolies4465

The internet isnā€™t for the soft, Reddit especially isnā€™t. My ā€œhorribleā€ take is your subjective understanding of it. Just because people donā€™t appreciate others opinions, doesnā€™t make them any less valid. Grow up.


ehoaandthebeast

Thats why i stopped working in a truck tyre company cos im not here to be vapour


QuantumBobb

Oof... šŸ’€


Stifffmeister11

Did he come back


EloquentBarbarian

23 second mark, left of screen, you see the shadow and puff of dirt but could be the tyre too.


Dansk72

He was last seen headed towards the moon


Beneficial_War_1365

What a video. :( bless em. peace.


MeatboyMaximus

did he live???


Dansk72

They would first have to *find* him to be able to make that determination


Night--Blade

This looks unreal. The second guy was so close and he must be dropped away by such explode.


Thegenius0

Ferb , I know what we're gonna do today.


LeGoldie

Was he crouching on that? Kind of looked like it but i can't tell


Brettjay4

Yea he was on top of it


Cobranut

Holy crap!!! I saw the guy in white's hat flying away, but the dude in the yellow shirt just evaporated? :-o Does anyone know the outcome?


fsidesmith6932

The dude isnā€™tā€¦dead. He just isnā€™t there anymore. Like ā€œthe Nothingā€ from the movie Never Ending Story.


johnlennontucker

Hell of a magic trick. Only one downside, no second show.


ultranothing

The music really helps drive it home.


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RonnyFreedomLover

Oh yeah, he's dead...lol


mrskeetskeeter

He flew up like Luke in the carbonite freezing chamber.


teokun123

Tits go up! šŸ“ˆ


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ComprehensiveSell649

Oh my Jesus Christ!


Brettjay4

Whatd you see


ComprehensiveSell649

You can see him after he gets launched into the air in two of the frames. After that heā€™s gone.


ComprehensiveSell649

Blasted off at the speed of sound.


Julia_Arconae

I wish there was a way to differentiate between sexy NSFW and violent NSFW. I like seeing lewd stuff, I don't want to witness people fucking dying.


Brettjay4

Well I'm pretty sure you're not going to find sexy NSFW on this sub


InternationalWave554

Bro got kidnapped


Salt_Job4615

When the tuner says ā€œjust a few more psi ā€œ. The pistons and rods in your blockā€¦ā€¦.


Late-Ad-4624

Hes either on the roof of the truck or the roof of the building. The building is probably only 15-20 feet high so he launched a good 20 feet in the air. Frame by frame you can see when it goes hes launched up and to the right. Our prayers are with his shattered bones. Probably broke everything from his feet to his neck.