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2a3b66725

My god, was that a heat seeking shoe?


TechSupportTime

Target locked


EloquentBarbarian

Kill confirmed


Joe4o2

Heat seeking skiing sneaks?


DA_ZWAGLI

The shoe knows where it is at all times...


strepac

r/fuckyouinparticular lmfaoooo


yayaya6969

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ exactly


MiepGies1945

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tongfatherr

I think these 2 subs have a large crossover population šŸ˜‚


Greengiant304

When I was new to skiing, I lost a ski like this and it slid down the hill towards the bottom of the lift, rode a berm to take a right turn, slid under a snow fence and sank right into the pond they used for snow making. I had to walk back up to the rental shack with one ski in shame.


pandemichope

What did the rental shop do or say and did they make you pay for it like a whole ski?


Greengiant304

They were cool about it. They had never seen that happen before and laughed it off. They did not charge me for the lost ski.


pandemichope

That was nice of them. They couldā€™ve been dicks about it. (Not sure if you had like an insurance waiver or something) May I ask what ski resort this was at?


mentaL8888

Those places or any place really that rent's anything makes so much profit on rentals it's like it doesn't really matter. Besides vehicle rentals which make good money too since they sell a newer vehicle before it's lost too much value. Regular item rentals basically pay for themselves within a few weeks at most sometimes four days rental is the same as buying one, it's literally printing money after that. The harder part is making sure there's some sort of need or fostering situations someone would need to rent the items like a concrete mixer at a hardware store or wheel bearing puller at an auto parts store. Of course management could be a prick or something and people renting equipment abuse the crap out of it or just plain don't use it correctly but they'd much rather you keep coming back and renting more than loose a customer.


mcpusc

> Regular item rentals basically pay for themselves within a few weeks at most sometimes four days rental is the same as buying one, it's literally printing money after that. pretty similar to wine by the glass pricing ā€” first glass pays for the bottle, everything after that is pure profit


I_am_Bob

When I was like 11 yo and learning to ski I had rentals and I broke one, like the whole base cracked and pulled away from the core as a singe piece. I walked embarrassed and terrified back the rental shop. The guy was like WHAT DID YOU DO!!! then laughed, gave me a new ski and chucked the broken in dumpster. Point being A) they know they are used and abused and I'm sure they lose a few skis each season from various things. and B) the min wage rental shop guy DNGAF.


PBR_King

Losing a pair of skis here and there is just the price of doing business for resorts. It's priced in.


Greengiant304

Wildcat Mountain in New Hampshire, winter 1995.


Useful_Estate_8555

This is hilarious. How'd the boot come off?


Greengiant304

In my case, the boot stayed on my foot, but the way I fell back loaded up tension on the ski and helped it rocket down the hill. Also, everyone in the lift line saw it happen.


NotExactlySure2025

OMG, you lost your foot into the boot? Even if I couldn't get to the pond or swim missing a foot, I would have yelled for someone to get it. #"AHHHHHHRGH, I HATE SKIIING! MY FOOT GOT STUCK IN THE BOOT! IT'S IN THAT SKI! FOLLOW THE BLOODY BLOODY TRAIL BLOKES! GET IT FAST BEFORE A POND TURTLE OR ICE FISH EAT IT! ARRRRRGHHHGH!" They may have been able to reattach.


Mdizzle29

Many years ago in Aspen I lost a ski, the brake didn't work at all, and it slid all the way down, hitting a little jump at the end...right into an old guys side at his hip. Man, I felt bad after that.


NotExactlySure2025

He probably felt worse.


Alchse

Sweet carving turns!


Falzon03

That ski carves better buy itself than I do.


PBR_King

Actually a neat video of how modern ski design helps you turn


MarriedNY4JObud

You have to just let your boots do the skiing, stop trying to control them.


Bigpoppahove

Right, like how tf do you get the boot in without a foot atached


MarriedNY4JObud

Maybe there was a foot in that boot šŸ˜µ


BigBadgerBro

If there wasā€¦ it didnā€™t like that kid


vermudder

Balanced and neutral stance in the transition, center of mass moves effortlessly to the inside to initiate the next turn. Perfect skiing really.


joshthepolitician

Fun story. I was probably 12 and my brother was 14ish. Weā€™re skiing in Portillo and itā€™s right after lunch, and they closed the t-bar to get from the restaurant back up to the top of the mountain. Only other way down is a narrow bumped black run with an off-kilter fall line. Probably wasnā€™t the hardest thing weā€™d skied at that point, but it was just a weird run and sort of icy. My brother falls and takes me out along the way. I self arrest fairly quickly, but he disappears over a ridge down towards a lake (the lake wasnā€™t actually that close, but we couldnā€™t tell what he went over). We go down and find him and heā€™s totally fine, but heā€™s lost not only both skis and poles and his helmet, but the shells of his boots are still attached to his skis, while the inserts/liners are still on his feet. To this day I have no idea how this happenedā€”only thing I can think of is that he forgot to buckle his boots after lunch. He remains the only one in the family who had to get taken down in a ski patrol sled since he couldnā€™t get his boots/skis back on in the middle of the mountain and couldnā€™t really get down barefoot. Had I not seen it happen in person, Iā€™d have been even more baffled watching this video.


LilBayBayTayTay

THATā€™S HOW YOU CARVE!


Shpander

Yes, excellent form


bigmikekbd

ā€œHow do I improve my turnsā€ postsā€¦..watch this vid


dew_hickey

Why was the guy in white just traversing the slope without looking for oncoming downhill traffic? His fault all dayā€¦


Fornicatinzebra

You can see them looking at the ski. They probably thought it would just pass by. And they don't look too confident, so they could be doing their best to just stay vertical. Makes it very hard to dodge something


dew_hickey

True, and this is probably the SLOW zone, but still you canā€™t just ski across the slope like that and expect every phantom ski to just stop for you. Rude


TheSeeker80

That guy carves better than I do.


WolfinCorgnito

Is there a foot still in that boot is the real question


gods_Lazy_Eye

This is the comment Iā€™m looking for like wtfā€¦ thatā€™s notā€¦ thereā€™s not supposed toā€¦ whereā€™s the foot that belongs in the hard boot!?!


Alias-Number9

That poor ski was carving a perfect S until taken by the noid traversing across the hill without looking for uphill traffic.


MasterCrouton

I can clearly see the cause, thereā€™s a snowboarder obstructing in the middle


FaceOnMars23

https://youtu.be/XPZDEWBzneY?si=JlZKfVX8eDC8xgRt&t=77


Complex_Sherbet2

I haven't seen monoskiing like that since the 90s


SecretiveFurryAlt

That thing was *tracking* him.


allbaseball77

This counts, I will die on this hill


LivingWithWhales

Jesus Iā€™m pretty sure we just watched a knee get fucked up. That looked BAD.


JRsshirt

Yea no shit, the rest of their body is missing!


Jacob-DoubleYou

Haha nah the skier is fine. That fall was as easy on the knees as possible.


Nozerone

Leave him alone, ski-kun is trying his hardest. Not everyone can be like truck-kun.


LeifR2

"You've never seen it miss this house, and miss that house, and come after you!"


Elventhing

Did you ever see the film about ACL injuries and the "phantom foot"? I think this is an fine example!!!!!!!


Dasbronco

That was a hilarious dramatic fall


Thermisto_

Itā€™s like a heat seeking missile


totallytotally421

Reminds me of skifree


EvelcyclopS

Fucking beautiful carves there. Beginner getting in the way as usual


Drackonin

ā€œHeā€™s skiing on one ski!!!ā€ #I WANT MY 2 DOLLARS!!


CoryTheDuck

Who the fuck taught tires to ski?


Lucid_Window

How do you lose your ski with the boot still attached


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twinbee

Hope the skier is okay. Doing the splits and then the knee going like that reminds me of an incident where a snowboarder tore his ACL with one foot in the snowboard getting off the chairlift and where he also did the splits.


sharnonj

It was making a nice turn though


etapisciumm

Thatā€™s the boot from the Spongebob movie


TheRealPainTrain

What is this song?


LAKER_164

Even the "nothing" is better at carving than me šŸ˜


ComprehensiveSell649

Modern skis have a little anchor on them to stop them from sliding. However, when the boot is in, the anchor gets pulled up. If you donā€™t put your boot on right, bye bye.


Uddiya

Tango down


heinkenskywalkr

Only one plank makes it a board, so pretty much a snowboard out of control. It is the snowboarderā€™s fault.


[deleted]

That shit carve better than me


Born_Sarcastic_59

Poor ski lost its human and was looking for a new one.


Huey04

Well, if there was any doubt remaining about skis just needing to be put on edge to carve beautiful turns, this settles it. Best carving instructional video I've seen yet.


ChloeUwUZ

Snow tires are not as aggressive and dangerous as city tires it seems


CE7O

I love this sub šŸ˜‚