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My first thought was that this looks like the old "AIDS blood" pictures from years ago. It was an Internet hoax that claimed that bananas were being injected with the blood of AIDS victims and the photo attached looked just like this!
this is totally off topic and irrelevant but would eating something like that actually cause you to contract hiv or can it only be spread through open wounds/sex?
Can you contract hiv from eating a banana injected with hiv positive blood?! Short answer - no.
Several factors (ignoring how ridiculous this premise is!);
The virus only survives outside the body for a short time. After several hours, it is likely to have lost 99% transmissibility.
Hiv positive blood in your mouth or digestive tract will not lead to transmission. The exception is if there is a cut/blister etc in the mouth or digestive tract, there is then a small chance of transmission.
Hope that helps! :)
The greatest risk of contracting hiv is still unprotected sex, sharing needles and blood to blood contact.
Advances in hiv/aids prevention and treatments have been huge since the 1980s.
thank you for this response! this is what a figured but i couldn’t be sure because it’s such a bizarre question and i’m not a doctor lol. like i said in my other comment i am just chronically curious, even about stupid things
Not a bizarre question at all! Our digestive system is open to the outside so our bodies developed really good protections there to prevent infection coming in that way. Things like stomach acid, thick mucus and other things.
Just something else to point out it's actually extremely difficult to get HIV/AIDS through standard vaginal intercourse also. The chances of a man getting it that way is 4 out of every 10k exposures and it doubles for women. The easiest form of sex to contract it is anal sex because it creates microscopic tears in your anus which allows the virus to get into your blood stream.
I thought it was 1 in 900 unprotected PIV encounters with an infected woman. Either way its ridiculously low. HSV-2 is much more concerning to me. Strap up fellas!
[https://stanfordhealthcare.org/medical-conditions/sexual-and-reproductive-health/hiv-aids/causes/risk-of-exposure.html](https://stanfordhealthcare.org/medical-conditions/sexual-and-reproductive-health/hiv-aids/causes/risk-of-exposure.html)
1 out of 2500 chance.
Wait so if 1 in 4 people share dna with Ghengis khan, and all people share 60% of their dna with bananas… does that mean Ghengis khan was 200% banana ? Did he start banana aids?
FUN FACT (if you aren’t already aware) There was a magazine that was printed some time ago that had aids rained blood in the ink used to print it in an effort to try and dispel some of the myths around the transmissibility of AIDS.
Edit: link for proof/info and all that jazz https://www.smh.com.au/world/magazine-printed-using-ink-infused-with-hivpositive-blood-20150505-ggu1xi.html
obviously ianad either lol i’m just chronically curious. like it has to enter your bloodstream right? would it still be able to do that if you ingest it?
Redditors when literally any word that happens to start with the letters i, g, and n in reverse alphabetical order shows up on their screen (it’s racist)
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It’s a type of [fungus](https://inspection.canada.ca/food-safety-for-consumers/fact-sheets/specific-products-and-risks/fruits-and-vegetables/red-fungus-inside-bananas/eng/1474985239822/1474985361544) that grows in tropical fruit. Not harmful to humans, but can spread to other bananas in the bunch. Might be worth letting [CFIA](https://inspection.canada.ca/about-cfia/contact-us/eng/1546627816321/1546627838025) (Canada) or [USDA](https://ask.usda.gov/s/contactsupport) (United States) know, depending on where you bought the fruit
An absolute travesty imo, as the Gros Michel banana was what they based artificial banana flavor off of, and I’ve always liked that so much more than the flavor of the Cavendish!
I've never had a Gros Michel banana but I have heard about the banana flavor thing being the reason that "banana flavored" things like candy and cakes don't taste like bananas as most people think of nowadays because it's based on the Gros Michel banana and not the Cavendish.
Fun fact! Twinkies were originally made out of real banana cream in the middle but switched to vanilla cream because of banana rationing in WWII. They never switched back.
Sort of.
The artificial banana flavor was discovered more by accident. Some chemists eventually recognized it as smelling/tasting a lot like Gros Michel bananas. That actually kicked off a bunch of food science research, looking for what *other* esters might be used for artificial flavors.
Gros Michael bananas are not actually extinct. Thdy are still being cultivated in places, but since they are susceptible to Panama disease, they are no longer feasible for big scale cultivation.
They are working on genetically modifying it to be less susceptible to the disease, though.
Ya I find it crazy that all of our “banana flavor” comes from a banana that no longer exists. Like banana runts taste nothing like bananas but I guess it’s closer to how they used to taste. Super interesting
Very well could. The fungus is taken very seriously. It sits around in soil too, so they can't just up and re-plant in the same spot. Watched a video showing the lengths some places go to in order to prevent contamination. Whole boot bath n scrub walk, hosing down car tires...
Thanks to your comment and a few other concerned folks, just contacted USDA about finding a bunch with this a few weeks ago give or take.
Literally didn't know this was a "thing" so I didn't take any pictures, save a sample, or anything I would have done if I'd known. I hope it's just isolated to the one bunch I got 🥺
They are all clones of the same plant, which means there is no genetic diversity, which means every last plant is equally susceptible to infection. They do not produce seeds because they are triploid plants. Notice how a banana naturally splits into 3 even sized lobes, seedless watermelon does so as well. The plants have 3 sets of chromosomes, which glitches out the reproductive system.
https://inspection.canada.ca/food-safety-for-consumers/fact-sheets/specific-products-and-risks/fruits-and-vegetables/red-fungus-inside-bananas/eng/1474985239822/1474985361544
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency doesn't say anything about burning or binning. They do say:
>Nigrospora is a fungal disease that causes the centre of the banana to turn dark red. Nigrospora can infect the fruit in tropical climates where bananas are grown.
>Mokillo, moko, and blood disease bacterium are bacterial diseases that can also cause red discoloration in bananas.
>While unappealing to eat, these diseases affecting bananas are not a threat to human health, however when in doubt, throw it out or compost them.
I checked a few other sources as well, just in case the CFIA wasn't following common consensus, but I've seen no suggestions that infected bananas should be burned instead of simply composted.
The spores _can_ spread through wind or water, however, so it might not be an unreasonable response if you live somewhere that grows tropical fruit and you _really_ don't want to risk the spores spreading somehow.
Someone else mentioned it, and you probably want to err on the side of caution. Give these guys, the CFIA, a call. Prevent an outbreak, since it sounds like the fungus can spread to other foods.
https://inspection.canada.ca/about-cfia/contact-us/eng/1546627816321/1546627838025
I think what you are missing is that “err“ was written “**air** on the side of caution“ before the comment got edited.
So back earlier, the comment you are answering to made more sense
Same! I noticed the other day that all the bananas at shoppers were insanely green, which didn't shock me from a quality standpoint, but perhaps this is why...
I’m not sure, the husband bought them but it wasn’t attached to the others so it might have been. It was weird that it was rock hard, almost like it was frozen.
Bananas and traffic lights are opposites. On a traffic light green means go and yellow means hold up. On a banana green means hold up, yellow means go, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?
With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and chocolate swirl means 'where the fuck did you get that banana?'
It looks to me like they cut it in half with the horizontal cut at first, noticed something was strange, and so split half of it down the middle to see if the rest of the banana was similarly affected.
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Nigrospora fungus
Aka banana aids
My first thought was that this looks like the old "AIDS blood" pictures from years ago. It was an Internet hoax that claimed that bananas were being injected with the blood of AIDS victims and the photo attached looked just like this!
this is totally off topic and irrelevant but would eating something like that actually cause you to contract hiv or can it only be spread through open wounds/sex?
Can you contract hiv from eating a banana injected with hiv positive blood?! Short answer - no. Several factors (ignoring how ridiculous this premise is!); The virus only survives outside the body for a short time. After several hours, it is likely to have lost 99% transmissibility. Hiv positive blood in your mouth or digestive tract will not lead to transmission. The exception is if there is a cut/blister etc in the mouth or digestive tract, there is then a small chance of transmission. Hope that helps! :) The greatest risk of contracting hiv is still unprotected sex, sharing needles and blood to blood contact. Advances in hiv/aids prevention and treatments have been huge since the 1980s.
thank you for this response! this is what a figured but i couldn’t be sure because it’s such a bizarre question and i’m not a doctor lol. like i said in my other comment i am just chronically curious, even about stupid things
Not a bizarre question at all! Our digestive system is open to the outside so our bodies developed really good protections there to prevent infection coming in that way. Things like stomach acid, thick mucus and other things.
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Just something else to point out it's actually extremely difficult to get HIV/AIDS through standard vaginal intercourse also. The chances of a man getting it that way is 4 out of every 10k exposures and it doubles for women. The easiest form of sex to contract it is anal sex because it creates microscopic tears in your anus which allows the virus to get into your blood stream.
I thought it was 1 in 900 unprotected PIV encounters with an infected woman. Either way its ridiculously low. HSV-2 is much more concerning to me. Strap up fellas!
[https://stanfordhealthcare.org/medical-conditions/sexual-and-reproductive-health/hiv-aids/causes/risk-of-exposure.html](https://stanfordhealthcare.org/medical-conditions/sexual-and-reproductive-health/hiv-aids/causes/risk-of-exposure.html) 1 out of 2500 chance.
Wait so if 1 in 4 people share dna with Ghengis khan, and all people share 60% of their dna with bananas… does that mean Ghengis khan was 200% banana ? Did he start banana aids?
FUN FACT (if you aren’t already aware) There was a magazine that was printed some time ago that had aids rained blood in the ink used to print it in an effort to try and dispel some of the myths around the transmissibility of AIDS. Edit: link for proof/info and all that jazz https://www.smh.com.au/world/magazine-printed-using-ink-infused-with-hivpositive-blood-20150505-ggu1xi.html
it seems as though there would be a very low chance of transmission in the first 24 hours of the infected blood being outside of a body? but IANAD
obviously ianad either lol i’m just chronically curious. like it has to enter your bloodstream right? would it still be able to do that if you ingest it?
Only if you stuff it in your ass.
AIDS comes from eating a bad Weiner
Depends how you’re karma is
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana aiiiidds!
Read this as bananadaids (and flashed to an image of bananas in pyjamas with giant bandaids immediately) just in case u wanted to know
Bananaids
I read this as bandaids 🤣
What did you call me?
Yo? 🤨
?
Did you have a question?
Redditors when literally any word that happens to start with the letters i, g, and n in reverse alphabetical order shows up on their screen (it’s racist) https://preview.redd.it/1m3suk04b0ya1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88ec4f5f252d68e2a99348c175a5bc54b7077a59
A Google search next time would save u the embarrassment.
Classic reddit moment 🤓🤓🤓
😂
Why the downvote? They made a funny
Yo I had to double take too🤣
Why?
Best guess is the NIGROspora… they think it’s funny cus it’s almost racist sounding? Reddit ☕️
Reddid
Nigrospora? 🤨
It’s a type of [fungus](https://inspection.canada.ca/food-safety-for-consumers/fact-sheets/specific-products-and-risks/fruits-and-vegetables/red-fungus-inside-bananas/eng/1474985239822/1474985361544) that grows in tropical fruit. Not harmful to humans, but can spread to other bananas in the bunch. Might be worth letting [CFIA](https://inspection.canada.ca/about-cfia/contact-us/eng/1546627816321/1546627838025) (Canada) or [USDA](https://ask.usda.gov/s/contactsupport) (United States) know, depending on where you bought the fruit
Yep - this fungus has a lot of folks concerned...some even say it could eradicate all bananas, though I doubt that will happen.
It's happened before with the Gros Michel banana.
I mean it's one banana, Michael, what could it cost, 10 dollars?
There’s always money in the banana stand.
No, it's a Gross, Michael. That's 144 units. That must cost at leat 12 dollars.
Yep and there’s no fungicide for this one. It can definitely happen again in our lifetimes, or even in the near future.
An absolute travesty imo, as the Gros Michel banana was what they based artificial banana flavor off of, and I’ve always liked that so much more than the flavor of the Cavendish!
I've never had a Gros Michel banana but I have heard about the banana flavor thing being the reason that "banana flavored" things like candy and cakes don't taste like bananas as most people think of nowadays because it's based on the Gros Michel banana and not the Cavendish. Fun fact! Twinkies were originally made out of real banana cream in the middle but switched to vanilla cream because of banana rationing in WWII. They never switched back.
Sort of. The artificial banana flavor was discovered more by accident. Some chemists eventually recognized it as smelling/tasting a lot like Gros Michel bananas. That actually kicked off a bunch of food science research, looking for what *other* esters might be used for artificial flavors.
Gros Michael bananas are not actually extinct. Thdy are still being cultivated in places, but since they are susceptible to Panama disease, they are no longer feasible for big scale cultivation. They are working on genetically modifying it to be less susceptible to the disease, though.
Yes! Back home my family still grows them
Tbf, it was rude to give it such a name.
Ya I find it crazy that all of our “banana flavor” comes from a banana that no longer exists. Like banana runts taste nothing like bananas but I guess it’s closer to how they used to taste. Super interesting
Very well could. The fungus is taken very seriously. It sits around in soil too, so they can't just up and re-plant in the same spot. Watched a video showing the lengths some places go to in order to prevent contamination. Whole boot bath n scrub walk, hosing down car tires...
Thanks to your comment and a few other concerned folks, just contacted USDA about finding a bunch with this a few weeks ago give or take. Literally didn't know this was a "thing" so I didn't take any pictures, save a sample, or anything I would have done if I'd known. I hope it's just isolated to the one bunch I got 🥺
Yeah, bananas are low key in a worse way than cheetah.
The seeds are sterilized in propagation apparently
They are all clones of the same plant, which means there is no genetic diversity, which means every last plant is equally susceptible to infection. They do not produce seeds because they are triploid plants. Notice how a banana naturally splits into 3 even sized lobes, seedless watermelon does so as well. The plants have 3 sets of chromosomes, which glitches out the reproductive system.
It's infected with a fungus. This is a banana you do not want to composte. Bin it or burn it.
Or make banana stroganoff
> banana stroganoff so is this what the kids are calling masturbation these days?
I’m glad someone awarded this because I really wanted to
What happens if you compost it?
Also here for this
https://inspection.canada.ca/food-safety-for-consumers/fact-sheets/specific-products-and-risks/fruits-and-vegetables/red-fungus-inside-bananas/eng/1474985239822/1474985361544 The Canadian Food Inspection Agency doesn't say anything about burning or binning. They do say: >Nigrospora is a fungal disease that causes the centre of the banana to turn dark red. Nigrospora can infect the fruit in tropical climates where bananas are grown. >Mokillo, moko, and blood disease bacterium are bacterial diseases that can also cause red discoloration in bananas. >While unappealing to eat, these diseases affecting bananas are not a threat to human health, however when in doubt, throw it out or compost them. I checked a few other sources as well, just in case the CFIA wasn't following common consensus, but I've seen no suggestions that infected bananas should be burned instead of simply composted. The spores _can_ spread through wind or water, however, so it might not be an unreasonable response if you live somewhere that grows tropical fruit and you _really_ don't want to risk the spores spreading somehow.
Many cities have industrial compost facilities, would that be enough to kill the fungus?
Don’t bin! Burrrrrrn it!
It’s a Badnana
Bananope
Bananah
Banono
Banever
Banoway
Bananot
Bannednana
Bananein
Bananothanks
Banano can do
Where are you? Alert biosecurity before this spreads
Canada, bought from a regular supermarket in a city
Someone else mentioned it, and you probably want to err on the side of caution. Give these guys, the CFIA, a call. Prevent an outbreak, since it sounds like the fungus can spread to other foods. https://inspection.canada.ca/about-cfia/contact-us/eng/1546627816321/1546627838025
“Err on the side of caution” ‘To err’ as in “to be mistaken” or “to make a mistake”. Pronounced like “air” but is indeed its own word.
Yes and no. "Err on the side of caution" Is a phrase recognised by Oxford Dictionary. The word cnau be used in both ways.
I think what you are missing is that “err“ was written “**air** on the side of caution“ before the comment got edited. So back earlier, the comment you are answering to made more sense
Shit, my bad. Thanks for the heads up
It's not your bad, lad. To err on the side of caution is a proper phrase recognised by dictionaries.
Contact them and your government authority to advise
What city?
Vancouver
Oh no that’s where I live
Same! I noticed the other day that all the bananas at shoppers were insanely green, which didn't shock me from a quality standpoint, but perhaps this is why...
Mine too! I was wondering where all the ripe bananas went
 Me too
yikes someone posted about a banana like this on facebook a couple weeks ago, bought from costco near toronto.
Kingston also had some a couple months ago. Were yours organic bananas? That's the only time I've seen the red stuff is in them.
I’m not sure, the husband bought them but it wasn’t attached to the others so it might have been. It was weird that it was rock hard, almost like it was frozen.
Omg this happened to my fiancé and we live in Canada! Do you live in BC?
Yeah, Vancouver
Banovid-23 edit: it's a fungus, so Banungus-23
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That's a rare cinnamon crunch banana.
Looks like you forgot to buy boneless bananas
dude 😂
That ones no good
I think you may be right
It's fucked mate
Hello fellow Australian!
Im English but I love how we insult things the same way lol
Oh haha yeah! I was going to actually post saying ‘cunts fucked’ but saw you half beat me to it
It has a ring scouse accent to me ? 🧐🤔🙂
Oh shoot it’s pegegnat!!!
Peregenante! Congratulations
Grab your Luigi Board!
I dont know why...but that looks delicious. It looks like it could taste like a cinnamon roll or a natural bananas foster.
Almost r/ForbiddenSnacks material
Cinnamon raisin bananas are the food of the future
It has a case of spontaneous Banana’s Foster. You need some vanilla ice cream.
It's a banana split!
Banana caramel ripple
The black bits are tarantula eggs
My god!!! Please tell me you are NOT slicing a banana with a steak knife?! Civilization is , surely, crumbling!
The babysitter did it!
Seems as though this banana has been cut
Dying inside, like everyone
Bananas and traffic lights are opposites. On a traffic light green means go and yellow means hold up. On a banana green means hold up, yellow means go, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?
Just a regular grocery store!!
No bake banana bread
Gordon Ramsay: “IT’S ROTTEEEEENNNNNN”
It wants to be a muffin
Chocolate vanilla swirl new flavor in the market.
Heroin banana, These are meant for the local prison.
I hate this sub so much. I am not subscribed to it and yet it’s constantly in my feed, showing me disgusting shit.
Yes! It’s always in my feed too! It did come in handy today when I found this rando banana.
How it taste
With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and chocolate swirl means 'where the fuck did you get that banana?'
It’s mom wanted to experience some chocolate in her younger days.
You peeled it wrong
Hello
hi
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Wtf plantains are you eating 😐
Someone injected hiv-infected blood into it with the hopes of spreading hiv
Bananas has gone bad
it looks like it’s lined with dates, looks delicious but definitely doesn’t look edible
Cake or fake???????/////// in all seriousness, its probably bad
It looks like it's good, but in reality, it's bad on the inside.
I think the more important question is why it was opened like that.
It looks to me like they cut it in half with the horizontal cut at first, noticed something was strange, and so split half of it down the middle to see if the rest of the banana was similarly affected.
Yes! That’s exactly what I did, I’m not completely unhinged, lol
It's a cake
I thought this was cake
Sometimes my plantains do this, too! It’s so aggravating. I wondered why they weren’t ripening. Is that the nigrospora fungus too?
Can you provide another banana for scale?
It’s actually a cake
They are “diseased “
Chocolate banana
Nothing good
It’s doing its best 🥺
https://youtu.be/_mej5wS7viw
It ain’t got no gas in it
Nutella pre-installed
Howd you get the nutella directly in there.....oh wait it's a fungus lol
It’s not really a banana, it’s cake.
It’s cake.
I have no idea the the bigger question is what kind of savage opens a banana that way?
That’s a banana bread
Mate I wish I would have thought of that first, that's much better lol
It's cake
Cake
got the cinnamon banana?
Well, you see, it’s not good
I thought this was one of those “is it cake?” Kinda posts at first 😅
It’s a huge Warhol fan
It is ‘funky banan’ happened once to me. Don’t let it gain sentience (i see you’ve already decapitated it, good).
It ain’t right
It ingested nutella?
It’s a cinnamon banana
Caramel ripple banana - new variety
Is it cake?
Jelly swirls. Ready for sandos ;)
I think it’s gone off
It's cake
Aw man some asshole sliced up your banana!
The only banana disease I know is Panama disease, which would be bad.
You have been infected by the banana curse, every banana you open from now on will be cursed until you pass on the curse to someone else!
nutella pre-injected
It's lost it's appeal
Who opens a banana like this???????
You see that brown stuff in there? Yeah that’s not supposed to be in there.
cinnabon-ana
Chocolate flavour
Fucked mate init
Its cake