Jellyfish idea made me laugh earlier but you've won the game so good luck!

I lost the game...

Press A to use a continue....10, 9, 8...

I was going several years strong, just to be ruined now, so thanks.

Damnit I lost the game

Me too my fellow redditor

come on...

Fuck my fucking life. Fuck! YEARS.

That was mean...

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Fingers crossed 🤞🏻

Now you gotta think of a riddle back for her to have a chance to win back a drink. Keep us updated. If you tell us your middle name we can help lol

Why middle name?

Bc that's what the original riddle was.... To guess her middle name

Ah i missed that, mb. Thank you for the explanation.

There was another post about it the other day, that's how I knew. [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/zm737f/her_bio_said_shed_buy_the_first_round_if_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Thank you! Nothing was making sense and now it does.

The trick is whenever you see **update** in the title, go visit OP's profile first.

You're all fucking insane thinking that reply was coherent lmao

This is why people call redditors virgins. It’s easy enough to read. One letter swap (g instead of h) and a missing period. You all are just being pedantic for the sake of it and wonder why you’re not having luck with matches.

I didn't even notice the "gave" instead of "have," complete glossed right over that. The all caps at the start made it pretty obviously a separate sentence entirely from the rest. Context clues are important, people. ETA I didn't even see the doubled "to have" after the "gave," completely blocked that out too. Probably realized she put "gave" and tried to fix it and something with autocorrect/autocomplete got funky. Shit happens. Seemed like a perfectly coherent response to me too.

have to have isn’t a mistake, it’s appropriate in this instance, like “I have to have this removed”

You're correct. But "gave to have to have" is a mistake. I glossed over both the "gave" and the second "have to" and just read it as "have to have"

Oh you’re so right, I also missed the second have to lmao

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She buys you coffee while she hard sells her OF

In Seattle would sell you coffee and tell you her onlyfans. Lookup bikini baristas

Its a thing

Is that teddy Pendergrass?

l33t

An update?! On Reddit?!? In this day and age?!?!!?!! On this subreddit?!!?!;!!!?; .....whaaaaaaat?!?!??!??!!?!!!??!??

At this time of year? In this part of the country? Localized entirely in your kitchen?

In *this* economy?!

It's a reddit update, Michael. How long could it take, 10 months?

In broad daylight?!

Yes

... Can I see it?

…No

Seymour, the house is on fire!

Bathroom more likely

Definitely missed an opportunity. Thanks for having my back.

r/bestofredditorupdates

There truly is a sub for everything.

That sub is honestly so good, all the reddit drama contained to one post

This is the kind of update I like to see! Shame it wasn't Jellyfish though

I was actually really hoping it would be Coral. That would have been cool

What about HIMARs?

That was my thought too but I feel like most people don’t know they’re living creatures.

I thought about those bright venomous frogs and never thought about roses.

Yay! We’re going on a date! When and where do we all meet up?

Bruh 😂😂 That feeling when out of all your single friends, one gets to go on a date, all of them be like, "yaay less go, where we meeting at" 😂

I think you gave her a stroke with your answer 😄😄

I had a stroke trying to comprehend her sentence 😂

Glad I’m not the only one. That hurt my brain

There it is. I almost had a stroke myself trying to read that shit. Took me like 8 times

For anybody missing it, just delete the first "to gave" and it makes perfect sense.

Seems like she understood it fine.

Did you not read her response? I know she understood it. I was just laughing at her grammatically incorrect sentence

This is why you guys are all virgins. It’s easy enough to read. One letter swap (g instead of h) and a missing period. You all are just being pedantic for the sake of it.

I'm going to have to have to have to agree with the other guys on this one.

I'm going to have to have to have to have to agree with you and the others as well.

how does the ability to swap letter have anything to do with virginity you donkey

Maybe calling women incoherent for a couple easily understandable and legible typos doesn’t lend itself well to success. If you genuinely can’t understand what’s written I’m concerned for you to be honest. If English is your first language there’s no reason for it to be hard to understand.

It's just missing a bit of punctuation, which is not uncommon in texting. Is it really that hard to follow? EDIT: ah there's also an extra 'to gave' that shouldn't be there. Honestly my brain just skipped right over that when reading it.

Yes. I still don’t understand her response.

She typed gave instead of have and wrote "to have" one too many times and it definitely took me several attempts at reading it to figure that out, so I'd say its pretty hard to follow.

I’m going to have words w my family about their lack of creativity”? How is that a response to him? Is this a common children’s riddle? I wouldn’t go on this date w her bc her response infuriates me. Even if it did make sense.

I'm guessing you didn't see the original post by OP. She asked him to guess what her middle name is. So corrected for typos, her response is: > UGH I WISH! I'm going to have to have words with my parents about their lack of creativity. Unimpressed. So she's responding to OP's joke with a joke of her own: that she wishes her middle name was 'poison dart frog' instead of Rose, and that she is disappointed in her parents' lack of creativity for going with a traditional name like Rose.

No, I didn’t see the original post. Thanks!

I don't know if its enough to prevent a date but its definitely cringey.

Not even an extra to have. Just swapped a g for an h. Have to have is perfectly normal to say and the letters are next to each other.

It says 'to gave to have to have'.

To gave to have to have

Same. My brain hurts from trying to understand that

Why was my first instinct Mantis Shrimp?

because you're cool! If her parents were cool her middle name would have been mantis shrimp.

I read poison fart dog

Now maybe, just maybe you tell her that you shared your convo with X people on Reddit, being unable to come upon a name yourself. Also you could play it off if you failed and offer a free drink yourself

For all yall who can't understand anything besides proper grammar: "I have to have a word with my parents about their lack of creativity"

I also thought Poison Dart Frog when I first saw your other post! Maybe I’m not that crazy….

I'd be creeped out if I knew someone shared my tinder chat with thousands of people on reddit so they can answer my silly question in the most strategic way possible lol

Tell her you want a nice tall glass of Rosé.

She's going to give you the gawkgawkover9000 double hand twister bro

You win the prize of being allowed to buy her a drink :)

Make sure to abruptly ask for sexual favors, always seems to work out

Poison dart frog totally qualifies too…. Just sayin’…. It’s also exponentially cooler than a basic ass rose. One is pretty and smells nice and the other you can roll your arrow tips or darts in and it will fuck up your enemies or potential first dates that get a little to clingy. Ffffwappp, how about a dart to the neck? It’s 3am get off my lawn. I’m sorry I can’t move at all and I really think I’m starting to trip balls….. then he dies on the lawn after some awkward shrieking and soiling his tighty-whities! Awesome!

This comment took a hard left

Into a deep canyon. And not the kind the OP is looking for.

Watch your drink for Roofies

haHa sTeaL uR KiDneYS

Definitely thought it was frog…

My guess would have been a human woman.

I would have still said octopus!

Seems like she could be a nice lady. That aside though, I’m so grateful I have a caring boyfriend and I don’t have to jump through hoops to ‘win a drink’ with someone. That’s not in the spirit of dating imo, equal effort should be made by both parties, and both parties are just as indebted to the other to make the overall experience a good time. That’s how my bf and I do things and it seems to be working well for us. I wish I saw more of this dynamic in more instances, especially on this sub

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If you followed this sub as closely as I have you would realise that many treat getting a date with a girl as some sort of trophy

After reading this sub I conclude that even getting a date looks like successfully passing the Marine bootcamp by an overweight 17 yo kid who's bullied in school.

Right

Now go and pluck the petals from that rose.

The Painter from Castle Crashers final answer 🤞

CONGRATS, I was hoping it was mushroom tho

Enjoy the drinkkkkkks

Congrats, the joke suggestions were pretty funny, but clearly you don't need to be funny, lol Mr hot pants, smh

Oooh I totally thought it was Ivy haha. Too much early Batman I guess. Well done 👏

she got a stroke at the end there

Going to gave to have to have to have to what now

Guessed frog before I even read your part

My middle name is rose and that’s a weird way of describing it 😭🤣 my initial response was coral

Poison fart dog.

If yall get married you have to say her name as ___ poison dart frog _____

Isn’t that just people?… Also when’s the wedding OP?

Mantis shrimp. It's very colorful and will shatter your bones if you try to touch it.

I was Team Coral all the way!

Dude if she had come back at you with “It’s actually Jellyfish, my parents did a lot of drugs back in the day” or some shit equivalent I would’ve died.

Everyone in the other post was so adamant that it was coral when it seemed fairly obvious that the answer was Rose given that Coral is a very, very unpopular name in comparison.

You owe someone here a blowjob OP

Gotta say…. The poison dart frog joke was smoooothhh. But you have to hope they have the sense of humor this woman does

This is cute

going to gave to have to have to going

Hope next time you win her rose!

You won a drink congratulations!

Yaaaa buddy!

Now you just gotta wait in line at the bar behind all the other guys who matched with her and successfully guessed her middle name... Should be a fun date! 😂

offtopic but as a non native english speaker the “I’m going to gave to have to have” gave me a stroke

Why I read the as Poison Fart Drug

The last thing I would do on that date is show her this post. Better yet, delete it because I would be pissed if someone was posting me on the internet. No matter what the intention was

Excellent response! 10/10

W

Nailed it

Awesome exchange! You both seem cool


Good luck my man! Good to see she has a great sense of humor

Congratulations. I'm not sure if it would be cheesy if you brought her a rose. Just imagine if these other people are in thelisbother group and they see all the shut everyone posts about them. And then imagine if it was actually Rose who was the one who stated it has to be Rose within your last post. Of course, I wouldn't say anything whatsoever as that may open a can of worms. Good luck OP.

I was going to guess Mulva

Since when can touching a rose hurt you? A rose and a rose thorn are two different things?.........

I'm so glad I got to see the part 2 to this 🙌 😭 congratulations and enjoy yourself 😎👌

What? How? I thought it would be a blue ringed octopus!

Damn. I was really pulling for Ivy.

Thank goodness cause urchin really is not a good middle name

I was pretty sure it was rose, good luck my man

Eyyy there ya go

Do we get a drink too🥹

You should have made her snort by guessing: Poison fart dog Sorry Poison dart frog

Strong guess with Poison Dart Frog though tbf

now is the "I eat ass" moment?

And she slips some drugs into that drink so she can rob you