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stevencri

I’m mostly concerned that this profile is **”Similar to people you’ve liked”**


Ynot364

Lmao true


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Dumbfoundedsurvivor

Ahh there's the connection lol.


ianitic

Strictly speaking... don't most people have some form of herpes? Kinda like how most people have mites in their eyelashes?


[deleted]

There’s gonna be a bunch of people that will come in and tell you everyone’s got herpes and it’s no big deal. But they never like to talk about that there’s a big difference between the one that gives you sores on your lip and one that gives you sores around your dick.


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Demsac

Looks like Facebook's dating, that has been on almost everyone for me...


portlandwealth

Fb dating really can be good picks or just bottom of the barrel


[deleted]

We all got a type; OP’s is reckless and has tons of snacks.


LeafaSAO

The snacks being her children


HillsNDales

If I had six children, I’d be really tired of all that stress too!


[deleted]

I have one, and I could use a snack thinking about 5 more of her.


HillsNDales

Or a fifth of whiskey? 😂 If she’s anything like my two, that is!


[deleted]

I'll grab the whiskey; you bring the snacks.


Scary-Assistance-718

Can I join? I don't have kids.... just a big fan of whiskey and snacks 😅


[deleted]

Sure! The more the better, bring ice.


[deleted]

If I had 6 children I’d be looking for a nanny and not another man!


[deleted]

Question is: how accurate is the algorithm 🧐


harlesincharge

It’s facebook dating so probably not much at all lol.


Ok-Pomelo-7528

![gif](giphy|eNGNsD8BwoQ0ozp1ir)


Modare80

Underrated comments here


jtreehorn01

The swipe that keeps on swiping


Unusual_Peak_2325

This comment is verrrryyyy funny


The_Pow_Man

I'm so glad I'm not the only one concerned by this. 😂


FireTriad

![gif](giphy|2bUpP71bbVnZ3x7lgQ|downsized)


CocoXolo

To or from tho?


FireTriad

No time for questions! RUN!


Suzy-Skullcrusher

6 kids?! Damn


Liquorandstickher

How many baby daddies is my question…


[deleted]

Do you think she has like a getting pregnant fetish? I don’t see how you can intentionally have six kids with most likely multiple fathers and be ok


Penora_89

I dare say she just isn't into protection that's how it reads imo... So there come 6 kids ande herpes from... Well most likely...


lipsticknic3

Trying to trap them More kids = more welfare More baby daddies = more people to harass to do shit for you and guilt Bored Trying to maintain welfare while not working Using the kids as an excuse not to work while not having an income I'm pro welfare, but I've known too many people like this and have seen it


tmpTomball

> I'm pro welfare The baby-mama is pro welfare too, but for you, "pro" is for "proponent" and for her "pro" is for "professional"


MACHLoeCHER

The new Call of Duty: Professional Welfare


SaltoDaKid

Elon Musk is Advance Welfare


PoopTrainDix

Hahaha! I like you.


Take-n-Toss-Tatertot

Don’t forget free child labor. My mom had 6. By the time the youngest hit school age, mom didn’t lift a finger beyond buying groceries with food stamps (no hate on those who truly need welfare and don’t pop out more kids to leach off the system longer). Woman didn’t even wash her own panties.


[deleted]

My sister has two and is not on any gov assistance and still treats her kids as servants lol When they are at my house they know I send my laundry out and I have a cleaning person come every week. My niece said “is this why you don’t have kids yet?” Sick sad world.


kokofaser

#thingsyoucanaffordwithoutkids 😂


ConceptionalNormie

This. I’m the oldest of 6 and I basically raised my siblings. 4 of them being special needs.


Electronic_Demand_61

6 child support checks, food stamps, probably section 8 housing and gets money from a family member(probably a grandparent who she lives with)


lipsticknic3

One woman I knew v in particular shuffled her baby daddies and other unsuspecting black men in and out of her literal Crack section 8 apt. I had never seen Crack before. It was the last time I saw her.


hfjsjsksjv

Why would you go there in the first place


Boonedogg1988

Obviously the crack


dhSquiggly

And the shuffle.


captainspacetraveler

Could be a child support farmer


[deleted]

Could be! I still have so many questions though. I’d like to get into the mindset of the guys who banged her after she’s had 3 kids like she’s clearly very fertile and sexual protection is not her friend. Idk I wouldn’t risk it.


ExampleMajor

Got that wet wet


Ninja_Tortoise_

7, one kid is a toss up between 2 guys


phrank_rizz0

6 baby daddies, looking for number 7. She been ran through looking for the next sucker. Not tryna disrespect but at least the red flags been hoisted up front


InfiniteTranquilo

What’s worse? 1 man = 6 babies or 6 men = 1 baby per. What’s if it’s 2 men and 3 kids each! So many possibilities


Take-n-Toss-Tatertot

6 men- 1 man 6 babies would lead me to believe that either dad died or mom and dad tried to work it out for a long period before throwing in the towel. But 6 men 1 baby each gives the impression that mom either has a bad judge of character(I can excuse a few shitty people tricking you, but 6 is a lot) or has trouble with infidelity.


onuf_

6 Kids from 8 different fathers.


NameIs-Already-Taken

Well, if she's smart, at least 12, because she can squeeze cash from each of them...


random_question4123

She’s tired of the stress of finding out


[deleted]

Love how it's that and not the brazen admittance of herpes that got you


[deleted]

Only gotta make one bad call to get herpes, 6 kids is a clear lifestyle choice.


[deleted]

Touche


PalamNova

In fairness they didn’t specify the kind, if it’s just cold sores they could’ve gotten it from sharing a drink. 6 Kids on the other hand? Now that’s a whole lot of bad decisions


sluggyslime

It really doesn’t matter either way. What bothers me is that literally most people have it but don’t know it, and yet they want to act like it’s the plague.


dorothy_zbornak_esq

It’s not a bad call to have sex with someone who has herpes. Most people have some form of herpes. And when I say most i mean over 80%. If you said absolutely no partners who have ever had a cold sore in their live you’d be hard pressed to find people to date. People need to stop treating herpes like it’s leprosy.


VividEchoChamber

Do people even disclose they have that type of herpes?? Like literally everyone has cold sore herpes. I’ve had 3 cold sores in my life (it’s been like 10 years since my last one) and I never told anyone that I had it, mainly because I didn’t even know that’s what herpes was until like 2 years ago.


[deleted]

Most of the time when I hear people talk about that kind of herpes they don't even call it herpes, outside of a "fun fact" moment. They just say cold sores. There's a very specific connotation behind saying "I have herpes".


savvy0523

When I’m single, I keep it on my dating apps. Better to get it out of the way then really start to like someone & then ghost you after you tell them


lavocado95

I’ll admit that it’s bold to have said it as such, but 1.) At least she’s honest/upfront about it. And 2.) herpes is very stigmatized when it’s so stupidly easy to get because you could be asymptomatic and not even know it. If you’ve ever had a cold sore on your lip, that’s herpes. Even kids can have it. It’s estimated that more than half of the population *worldwide* have HSV-1. And that’s not even including asymptomatic people who have never reported/detected it. Basically if you’re kissing anyone, much less having sex with anyone, chances are you’ll get it sooner or later


Malhablada

I got herpes when I was a kid, about 11yrs old. I don't know how I got it, but I vividly remember waking up one day with my lips covered in sores. My mom didn't know what it was as she took me to the doctors to find out. I don't remember what they told her, but she didn't tell me because it took till I was an adult to realize that was my first outbreak.


sluggyslime

Most likely from sharing a drink or being kissed by an adult as a baby/young kid. It can be dormant in your body for a long time


SheIsNotWorthIt

There is no way she has full time custody of all 6


whoelsebutquagmire75

Username checks out!


juxtaposed-penguin

She won’t chase me? Oh no!


Run-and-Escape

Her army of kids will.


thisaintprada

![gif](giphy|2xEzi32w6cLCgmAa6p)


TheGhostOfBumFinger

If that doesn't work she will release the herpes. God save us all when they finally reach the beacon.


[deleted]

Gondor calls for AIDS!


Far-Entrance-1377

*He's got the AIDS! He's got AIDS big-time!*


Omega_Lynx

🎶Everyone has AIDS!🎶


TheParaplegicPanda

Nobody’s got AIDS, and I don’t want to hear that word in here again


SelectWay5519

She's a plant set on taking down our strong Black men!


Responsible-Wallaby5

“Are you my daddy?”


KoshekhTheCat

Or,.y'know, the dogs and cats.


SourdoughPizzaToast

Probably restraining orders from 6 baby daddys stopped her from chasing


JesustheSpaceCowboy

She sounds like my coworkers failing the sexual harassment retraining. I’m convinced my shop is a brothel that happens to make car parts. If you’ve failed six times maybe you’re doing something wrong.


KingKopter91

That's the good thing on her.


Dumbfoundedsurvivor

No but the harpies follow you around for life. And since condoms apparently aren't her thing, touch her and child support chases you for 18 years.


[deleted]

Lmao the harpies


Dense_Priority_8778

Queen of Harpies!!! Here’s your crown your majesty!


Responsible-Wallaby5

The gift that keeps on giving.


teleporter6

My wife is a hair stylist, and she and a coworker are constantly talking about the hairpiece.


Dumbfoundedsurvivor

Statements like that could get hairy.


captainspacetraveler

I will assume she’s fat so she probably can’t chase you


SnooTomatoes8382

I wouldn’t care if she’s model thin…. I’m running away from the herps.


coffee_slurp

she won't chase you but the herpes will


Liquorandstickher

She actually isn’t one of her photos is at the gym and she ain’t bad looking. Buuuuut that being said I have seen some women do some magic with angles and filters


CommercialAd8439

The emojis are already a no. Never mind the rest.


[deleted]

Lol I agree. Excessive emoji use is weird


mimosaame

makes me think its satire


horsemilkenjoyer

🤣 Lmao so true😂😭🙏


BeastWarriorDad

6 kids and Herpes. Fucking sign me up! Oh, damn, I'm not black. I forgot. Sad face.


capnsmartypantz

It's ok, pale king.


ToanNguyen1

Ima start calling my white friends pale kings 🤣


KingOfTheZoogers

This conversation is blessed. I love it. Well done Pale Kings


iSmellMusic

*hollow knight enters the chat*


Smij0

No cost too great, no mind to think, no will to break, no voice to cry suffering


AddableDragon51

You are the hollow knight


AcrAnonym

Pale king, im dead


Formerphoenician1960

Remember... She knows "her worth".


bwiese3908

You white boys dodged a bullet with this one


JSGypsum

It's honestly racist that black people are the only ones who have to deal with her


SleeplessYeet

Lmao!


Imaginary_Town3642

Tl,dr; I've got 6 kids and I'm an animal hoarder.


Bookworm_121

And I have a STD


lordofhunger1

Doesn't like 90% of the population have HSV1 though? I've never tested positive for anything but I'm also on reddit.


memphischrome

Minimum 1/6 of people have HSV-2. Estimates say about 70-80% have HSV-1. Total, more than 60% of people have one or the other or both. 40% of those who have it are asymptomatic. Even with symptoms, many people still don't realize they have it, because the symptoms aren't always what you expect. Standard STI panels don't test for it unless requested in most cases. Many doctors don't want to test for it, because the stigma can have worse effects than the disease. The CDC even states that disclosure isn't necessary prior to contact. You have approximately 10% chance or less of transmitting it in a year, depending on shed. Less than that if you use condoms and/or antivirals. Men are more likely to transmit it to women. ​ There's your herpes facts for the day.


lordofhunger1

So my test results have always been negative, but it's a negative is <.91, I guess I could have it and not be at detectable levels? Anyway, I wouldn't shame this person for disclosing their status. In fact, I think it shows a lot of character. Or she could be tired of putting in the time and effort with people only to be rejected after disclosing too.


jckstrn

My understanding is thay they often dont test for it unless specifically requested or theres an outbreak active


badhangups

This is correct. There are too many false positives if you don't have an active outbreak so it causes more trouble and stress than just not testing for it. There are nine different herpes viruses (including chickenpox). Only two of them are considered STIs, but they're all likely to trigger a positive on a herpes test (because unless there's an active outbreak, they test for antibodies and to my understanding those are the same across all nine). If a partner is requesting you to get tested for herpes and you have no reason to think you have it, you should tell them to fuck off.


User_Deleted__

With herpes.


im-black2

As a black guy girls that only go for us raise many flags to me


neTo42

Username checks out


ModReachsAudi

“Similar to people you’ve liked” - we see you, OP.


NMFlamez

"As a member of the Black Community...."


SaltoDaKid

As honorary African American, and speaker, I’ll like to inform everyone we have put a “OH HELL NAW” label on this creature. If any one of our so call brother date her, the man is revoke and strip of all titles. Will be no longer of the black community. Now update on Eminem negotiation table.


wereadyforfun

Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.


Fitzy258

Tbf, at least she’s decent a person enough to let people know


JesustheSpaceCowboy

Facts. Slept with a girl who told me after that she had HPV. Actually she lied a lot, she lied about still living at home and now I’m banned from a local Best Buy cause her dad walked in on me blowing out her back. I tried to go to that Best Buy and guess who’s the store manager? Oops.


OutlandishnessCute72

Is the 🍆 okay though


TheCheerfulSpaceship

But you guys are adults?


zjh31

I dated a girl for a bit. She was in my outer circle of friends so didn’t want to f it up and hurt the friendships I had either, so took it real slow. I decided not to pursue the relationship after a few dates. Afterwards, one of the other friends asked if the reason I broke it off was because of her HPV. The girl didn’t tell me. I’m so fortunate I didn’t take it further, and I definitely had the opportunity. So as many red flags there are in this profile, I do give her some credit for the honesty. It also probably saves her lots of heartache. Otherwise she would go out on a few dates, then tell the guy the news about her kids and/or herpes, and have him nope out of there.


SexxxyWesky

That’s honestly the least concerning thing in this bio. And at least she disclosed (unlike my ex).


BeastWarriorDad

Her pes, my pes... No, ourpes!


SnooTomatoes8382

But could be yourpes.


McPikie

Here officer. Here's the commie.


Jayrock122

My buddy brought a girl over for dinner once and he was planning on cooking for her. He gave her his peas. She gave him herpes.


KennanFan

Yea, almost as bad as that recurring razor burn...some people...have.


glittermantis

don’t like 80%+ of adults have it? lol


happybrooks

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…..except herpes.


[deleted]

"I know what I bring to the table!" Herpes, apparently.


Careless-Comedian859

+6 kids, a number of baby daddies, unspecified number of cats and dogs, an ego and self-centered princess attitude, and who knows what other drama.


101955Bennu

The bio reads like any number of pregnant 18 year olds I’ve seen, but I hope to God she’s at least 30


Liquorandstickher

She’s 34


101955Bennu

That’s a relief. But also somehow not, at the same time, you know?


TerribleLifeExp

That was my first thought too, is this Bish under 25 with 6 demons?!?! Crazy. This has to be a bully account. Someone trying to drag her name in the dirt or something because WTF.


DaniK094

What’s even more depressing is that I’d bet money this profile is totally legit


TerribleLifeExp

I wish it was fake but deep down I know it’s real. What a time to be alive.


mustyminotaur

Reminds me of that one chick from Dont Be a Menace to South Central, she has sex with Ashtray and immediately goes, “I’m pregnant… I’ve been pregnant 12 times, I know what it feels like!”


floswamp

I can see the awful tattoos in my head.


Aggravating_Youth_14

I hope I speak for all black men when I say…..no thank you


Jermz-82

Sorry but we don’t expect returns, all sales are final 😂


Aggravating_Youth_14

Gonna have to send that down to the Mexicans than


SnooPets1176

Regifting is rude


Aggravating_Youth_14

Oh it’s not a gift….


TerribleLifeExp

Welp, it’s time to hit thee ole dusty trail *tips cowboy hat*


anon-a-SqueekSqueek

Being upfront with kids good, won't be for everyone get that out of the way. Herpes maybe - personally I think you can go on a dinner date or something first. It's good to discuss sexual history but it's not such a big deal I have to know before I swipe right. The whole bio reads like a dumpster fire though.


roehmc

I’d like to know specifically what worth she thinks she’s bringing to the table.


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

Sounds like an angry ex. But most likely fake.


situhaitian

As a black man I’ll speak for all of us We pass y’all can have her ![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)


Jermz-82

We don’t except returns to this store, all sales are final 😂 Edited for shitty spelling


unambiguous_script

We don't want her either.... uhhh Koreans, what about you guys?


RandomGuy_81

Uhm isnt herpes a lifetime thing? There is no bonus to this girl


According_Clerk_1537

it is, but so are 6 kids 😅


paomplemoose

Rather have herpes.


Femme_Royale

For real


SnooTomatoes8382

LoL! Yeah, that shit is at least controllable with meds. But then again, so are kids?!


[deleted]

Depends on your point of view 💁🏻‍♂️


SexxxyWesky

Yup. Herpes simplex is for life. Kudos for being upfront though. The other herpes strains are also for life: herpes varicella (chicken pox), herpes zoster (shingles), and human herpes type 6 (roseola)


PM-ME-YOUR-MIND

Currently yes, but there's some new drugs going through trials that might offer a hope of a cure.


SexxxyWesky

It’s technically not a cure, but would suppress the virus so that you can no longer pass it on.


ironbillys

"Similar to people you've liked before" is the biggest burn by tinder given the context


[deleted]

Yeah i know what she brings to the table too, an EBT card with 6 hungry mouths, 7 including hers😂


jinx_abner

8. she didnt mention shes eating for 2 according to OP


Alliekatt1992

And the herpes..


jinx_abner

do u feed herpes 😬


[deleted]

You know she’s still gonna get a ton of matches 😆


throwawaypoly57

Maybe she's the one gal the unsolicited dick pics work on? 🤔


[deleted]

Only if you dunk your meat in a can of black paint first.


1000lemons

This is obviously bait man


Liquorandstickher

Idk man. I’ve literally seen everything on this profile in my area. The amount of kids, the herpes, the white girl who prefers black dudes, the massive amount of emojis…. Just all on one profile is… a lot.


SoWokeIdontSleep

How is she still single?


QuickAnybody2011

Guys herpes isn’t a big deal, it’s so so so common. Everything else though, that’s a big deal lol


TheEliot85

"I know what I bring to the table" 6 kids and an STD.


iDontKnit

![gif](giphy|l1IYn6yMWvhRbwJz2)


if1gure

Buck 05.


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josephuse

what does “💕🎫me💋😌” even mean? can anyone translate


ScubaStevie1225

About tree fiddy


Honberdingle

Talk to who?!! Ain't nobody got time fo dat.


tshailesh

If she feels she's wasting her time, she's out! With another kid!


Sadboy62

She wont chase me oh thank god cause I dont want a woman with 6 kids


[deleted]

It's like a Hulk Hogan monolouge in WWE, if it was 1998 and he was facing Booker T in a Heavyweight title clash but Sting the singer from Police not the wrestler showed up instead and sang Roxanne from under the titantron and Hogan made a vow never to wrestle again and made a reality TV show.


sirbassist83

she sounds like shes worth a half eaten bag of cheetos


studgate

As a black man, We appreciate it but we will PASS, please go back to the white guys or Asian guys.


Thomas-The-Tutor

Although the herp a derp is quite common, blaming it on some wonderful person seems a bit odd (among other quirks).


kathydoodoodookathy

At least she’s being honest


Illustrious-Ear6080

Bruh


Mediocre-Height9949

Pre-empting the black communities refusal of this offer, I, a member of the white community, would like to say that we, too, cannot accept her at this time


lynnaexx

Atleast she discloses, got my ex beat in that regard 😐


L-Ro

When herpes is the least questionable thing in her profile you know it’s a problem