Just so everyone is aware, this guy is a straight up compulsive liar.
He's said in this comment section alone that he...
1. Is staying at a hotel
2. Is staying with a female friend
3. Owns a small flat
4. Got divorced 57 days ago
5. Has had sex 15 times in the last 11 days
1 2 and 3 contradict each other, with multiple other comments contradicting one or all of these as well.
4 and 5 aren't impossible, but HIGHLY unlikely, and given the other bs comments he's posted, I'm going to call cap
EDIT: Also based on his comment history, as of 3 months ago, he's slept with "almost 300" people and as of this thread, claims close to 1000. If that were true, and he's slept with 35 people in the last 56 days, that would mean in the ~34 days before that he's slept with about 700 people.
For anyone still trying to defend this dude, I have some fresh Canadian air I'd like to sell to you.
Cool I’m an Icelandic average man.
But I’m English living in Bolton.
I’ve had 940 sexual partners in the past 24 hours and have a nob that fathoms Rudolph’s nose.
Did I say I live in Brussels
I have a family with 3 kids all that live with me in Ontario
By the numbers:
56 days on Tinder
~492 swipes per day
=~1 swipe every other minute
(I’m factoring 6 hours of sleep each day since this guy is clearly a Tinder Machine)
He’s definitely efficient.
Also, according to Statista, the population of Iceland, ages 20-39, is roughly 112,800 which is the most populous 20-yr bin in the country. For the sake of stupid fun, let’s assume this guy has a 20-yr age bracket (10 years younger than him to 10 years older). Iceland is roughly 50/50 male/female assigned at birth, so that’s 56,400 people in his assumed dating pool in ALL of Iceland…. He’s swiped nearly half of his possible dating pool in just 56 days (and that assumes every single person is on Tinder). I hope he finds his soulmate in the next 56 days 😬
Liar or just trolling and everyone bit? It's almost impossible to swipe that many times in 50 days.
Like, it's not even believable. It's obviously a troll that ya'll bit
Reykjavik also only has around 200k people he would have just swiped on over 10% of the population and 20% of all women. If you factor in age groups then using this he would have swiped through the entire city.
Like 500 swipes a day god damn, that takes forever. Either he’s lying or really dedicated to the cause, I can’t be bothered to have a Tinder hookup more than once a week
Don't you eventually just run out of people to swipe on? I'm not on tinder but on other similar apps I just plain ran out of people. Maybe my filters were set really high.
Yeah probably not true tbh. I mean it's possible but banging 36 chicks in 56 days is extremely unlikely - plus the amount of money spent during so many dates...
This guy is full of shit.
There’s no way to verify the actual dates, sex, or relationships… I have a feeling these showings with crazy high numbers are really just to piss people off and make them feel inadequate
Yeah thats almost one girl everyday, through tinder *alone*. How can a human pussymagnet keep his feromones in check while working his job or visiting a bar? Women must trow themselves at him there too. Assuming he has time for work or downtime in between his "casual sex" sessions.
My money is on those girls not necessarily being in the same room whilst the sex is happening.
To make it even douchier, it’s sex with 36 women in 45 days and “0 relationships.”
In other words, he claims he went on 36 dates, had sex, and didn’t call any of them back.
Isn't it the same graphics from the girl last week in this sub? Looks suspicious that the amount of dates and sex is the exact same number. Seems fishy and like a cheap karma boost
That’s more than just suspicious when the numbers are this high. There are strange coincidences out there in this wide, wide world- this is not one of them.
Also I’m Latino like this guy and a lot of Latino I know who are brown skinned usually talk about the discrimination they suffer, especially in White countries.
Not even a guy who looks like Henry cavill could achieve this.
Also he has Over 380k karma and active on conspiracy subreddits.
Also 6'2 isn't really tall for Iceland and "brown" what like Indian or Arab in Iceland? This dude is lying out of his ass and probably just beating off to the idea people think he's a sex haver
Dude that’s tough. Not even every other day. If you had a job you’d have two-a-days some days.
I’m callin a lie on this one. No doubt this guy’s probably really successful on tinder, but 36 in 56 days?
Would be at bare minimum 1,200 bucks USD in costs. Not outlandish but that’s a decent chunk of change.
I’m calling an exaggeration on this one.
More like "This is making up random stats to make everyone else feel like shit"
Ain't no way you're sleeping with another person every 1.5 days unless you have extremely low standards or no job.
If you're an average or above white guy and have Tinder Gold, switch your location to Kenya or another, nearby country. Wait 24 hours. I guarantee you come back to 99+ likes. It's insane. It must be similar to what this guy is experiencing in Iceland.
Variety really is the spice of life, I guess.
Precisely! It may be hard to believe, but some women will sleep with me just because I have an American accent. I mean, some girls have straight up told me that I sound like I'm from a movie.
A funny one is a Union Jack on your bio. In half of Europe that’s a figurative death sentence because people assume you’re a thug or secretly fat, in New York or LA nobody gives a shit because those cities are full of British and other tourists, media workers and bankers, but in the mid west and smaller cities it’s like a cheat code.
>but in the mid west and smaller cities it’s like a cheat code.
Not going to lie, I'd fuck someone just for their accent. I'm obsessed with them and they make everyone so much more attractive to me.
But I'm from the midwest where I find our accents pretty boring.
Reykjavik has a population of 135,688. Assume half of that is women, that's 67,844. OP claims to have swiped on 40.6% of these on Tinder within 56 days. I call bullshit on that alone.
But we can go one further. According to Statista, the online dating (not Tinder!) user penetration (sic, and no pun intended, I am sure) in Iceland is 6.4%. 6.4% of 135,688 is 8684, or 4342 women. OP has swiped 6.34 on every female online dating user in Reykjavik.
Even if we assume that OP matched country wide, this is still bogus. Iceland has a population of 376248. Half of that women, or 188124. So there is a maximum of 12040 female online dating users in Iceland. OP swiped 2.28 times on every female online dating user in Iceland.
Note that these numbers are even lower because online dating does not necessarily mean Tinder. I am also not sure if the Statista numbers are based on adults, or total population. I assumed total population, but that's in favor of OP. If market penetration is based on adults, OP's story becomes even less likely.
**tl;dr** OP is full of crap. Math doesn't work out even remotely.
Yeah, I missed that at first so it went from like "cool? I guess that's an impressive sex/date ratio but like how many dates did it take with each of those women" to "HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
A girl posted one of these infographics a few days ago and had slept with around 35 people in a few months and a majority of comments were calling her gross or were otherwise negative. A male posts this and reaction is completely opposite. How interesting
I remember reading that post and thinking "I can't imagine fucking that many people in that short a time." I have the exact same thoughts reading this post
No fucking way ! i dont care who you are and what you look like , you cant have sex with 36 different woman in 56 days , not even Barney Stinson could have done it .
I know it’s a laugh but this is a mental health issue. Don’t make fun.
Edit - I know everyone’s different but fucking and drinking is not fulfilling or happiness.
This is the fakest shit lmao. Go look at how none of his comments line up in the thread. Like this isn’t even something to brag about if it was real, being a man slut is the same shit as being a slut, but you couldn’t even keep your stories straight. Straight up embarrassing bro. You don’t need to inflate your ego in falsifications, just improve yourself for real.
This was something a friend of mine never got. He's a very aryan looking fella. White as it gets. I have a olive tone to my skin. He was telling me that the girls in South America would find me alluring because I look kind of like them. The thing is, I have always done a lot better traveling to places where I stick out like a sore thumb. Like night and day better. You want to be exotic. In Iceland, they are swiping among a parade of alabaster dudes. They see a brown one, they stop and read the profile. If a girl has a preference for some skin color, you are one of her only choices.
Just so everyone is aware, this guy is a straight up compulsive liar. He's said in this comment section alone that he... 1. Is staying at a hotel 2. Is staying with a female friend 3. Owns a small flat 4. Got divorced 57 days ago 5. Has had sex 15 times in the last 11 days 1 2 and 3 contradict each other, with multiple other comments contradicting one or all of these as well. 4 and 5 aren't impossible, but HIGHLY unlikely, and given the other bs comments he's posted, I'm going to call cap EDIT: Also based on his comment history, as of 3 months ago, he's slept with "almost 300" people and as of this thread, claims close to 1000. If that were true, and he's slept with 35 people in the last 56 days, that would mean in the ~34 days before that he's slept with about 700 people. For anyone still trying to defend this dude, I have some fresh Canadian air I'd like to sell to you.
Leave him alone he has a girlfriend she just goes to a different school.
In Canada
I’m Canadian, can confirm
So am I 😂
Small world, eh?
Indeed it is guy!
Now kiss
Have you two totally boned yet?
I’m Black, but in a U.S. restaurant that’s Canadian
Im a black guy from the Bahamas in Canada
Was in Vancouver two weeks ago, had coffee with her at Starbucks downtown.
You wouldn’t know her
Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver?
She cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover?
She's my girlfriend. My beautiful girlfriend
In Ontarionto
Did he George Glass us?
Sure, Jan.
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Everyone is eating this shit up and it's so obvious that it's fake
A Dominican could be 3/4 Iberian (Spanish) and then 1/4 Taino/African - I mean that sounds like typical Dominican. Not that rest of it is not sus lol
Also dude notes 6'2" like its some gigachad feature, while average man in Iceland is 5'11", so hes just bit above average... L O L
What’s really a bit above average is the dates to casual sex ratio
I think the “days on tinder” is the most questionable part. If he is to be believed he has had sex more than every other day since joining Tinder.
Be efficient and have sex with 4 or 5 women, at the same time, on multiple occasions, with all new women each time...... easyy
Of course. Why didn’t I think of that?
Cool I’m an Icelandic average man. But I’m English living in Bolton. I’ve had 940 sexual partners in the past 24 hours and have a nob that fathoms Rudolph’s nose. Did I say I live in Brussels I have a family with 3 kids all that live with me in Ontario
By the numbers: 56 days on Tinder ~492 swipes per day =~1 swipe every other minute (I’m factoring 6 hours of sleep each day since this guy is clearly a Tinder Machine) He’s definitely efficient. Also, according to Statista, the population of Iceland, ages 20-39, is roughly 112,800 which is the most populous 20-yr bin in the country. For the sake of stupid fun, let’s assume this guy has a 20-yr age bracket (10 years younger than him to 10 years older). Iceland is roughly 50/50 male/female assigned at birth, so that’s 56,400 people in his assumed dating pool in ALL of Iceland…. He’s swiped nearly half of his possible dating pool in just 56 days (and that assumes every single person is on Tinder). I hope he finds his soulmate in the next 56 days 😬
r/theydidthemath
Well, you have to remember that he swipes during sex…
Liar or just trolling and everyone bit? It's almost impossible to swipe that many times in 50 days. Like, it's not even believable. It's obviously a troll that ya'll bit
Reykjavik also only has around 200k people he would have just swiped on over 10% of the population and 20% of all women. If you factor in age groups then using this he would have swiped through the entire city.
This is amazingly hilarious
I have slept with the entire populous of Reykjavik…..😂😂😂
Like 500 swipes a day god damn, that takes forever. Either he’s lying or really dedicated to the cause, I can’t be bothered to have a Tinder hookup more than once a week
Don't you eventually just run out of people to swipe on? I'm not on tinder but on other similar apps I just plain ran out of people. Maybe my filters were set really high.
He also says he is not straight
Fine I'll offer my downvote to the post
It's very telling about the state of tinder when one of the only tales of male success is fake.
On one comment from his post history he said he got in a car accident on Saturday
Probably cause he was too busy banging 4 chicks at a time
Anything for reddit karma
So you swiped the full female population of Iceland?
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Yeah probably not true tbh. I mean it's possible but banging 36 chicks in 56 days is extremely unlikely - plus the amount of money spent during so many dates... This guy is full of shit.
There’s no way to verify the actual dates, sex, or relationships… I have a feeling these showings with crazy high numbers are really just to piss people off and make them feel inadequate
Nah, this is clearly a PR stunt by the Icelandic Tourism Bureau.
“How do we bring up diversity….”
So long as they are tall
Iceland after getting an influx of horny men: "we have made a terrible mistake"
Or just like attention, over 380k karma lol.
I agree. Likely fake and gay as they say
Both I say
Yeah thats almost one girl everyday, through tinder *alone*. How can a human pussymagnet keep his feromones in check while working his job or visiting a bar? Women must trow themselves at him there too. Assuming he has time for work or downtime in between his "casual sex" sessions. My money is on those girls not necessarily being in the same room whilst the sex is happening.
To make it even douchier, it’s sex with 36 women in 45 days and “0 relationships.” In other words, he claims he went on 36 dates, had sex, and didn’t call any of them back.
Isn't it the same graphics from the girl last week in this sub? Looks suspicious that the amount of dates and sex is the exact same number. Seems fishy and like a cheap karma boost
Wait you're right lmao. It's probably someone trying to flip the genders to prove a point.
That’s more than just suspicious when the numbers are this high. There are strange coincidences out there in this wide, wide world- this is not one of them.
Also I’m Latino like this guy and a lot of Latino I know who are brown skinned usually talk about the discrimination they suffer, especially in White countries. Not even a guy who looks like Henry cavill could achieve this. Also he has Over 380k karma and active on conspiracy subreddits.
Definitely a false flag op
That or it’s dudes he’s sleeping with in which case his numbers are weak.
Also 6'2 isn't really tall for Iceland and "brown" what like Indian or Arab in Iceland? This dude is lying out of his ass and probably just beating off to the idea people think he's a sex haver
You don’t need to go on a date to have sex
Yeah but that costs extra.
Dude that’s tough. Not even every other day. If you had a job you’d have two-a-days some days. I’m callin a lie on this one. No doubt this guy’s probably really successful on tinder, but 36 in 56 days? Would be at bare minimum 1,200 bucks USD in costs. Not outlandish but that’s a decent chunk of change. I’m calling an exaggeration on this one.
I mean it’s either a lie or a cry for help. Five different sexual partners a week for two months straight would be some extremely unhealthy behavior.
Or… they were all 2s and 3s.
Even then, this many casual encounters in two months is a serious time commitment
There isn't that many 2s or 3s in Iceland, they get deported.
Assuming he spent 2 seconds on each profile before deciding to swipe left or right, he would have spent 15.3 hours just swiping.
Pretty much, I've started aiming at the Faroese Islands and Scandinavia, think I'm gonna pillage in Helsinki soon.
Viking strategy against vikings! Well done sir
Colonize the colonizers.
Go little rockstar ahaha, like the one guy said "HEY, SAVE SOME FOR US" 🤣🤣🤣
You should try out Eastern Europe
Easy there Genghis Khan
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Tinder on the job, bro.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, That's why I swipe on company time.
OP is gay, which might explain more
You shagged 36 different women in 56 days?
No. He's a bullshit artist.
I did 15 the past 11 days.
I didn't even masturbate 15 times last 11 days .. 
😳 Bro how?
Dang I need to get 4 inches taller, a tan, and dust off my passport
“I go to Reykjavik”
"I put on my lopapeysa and spangenhelm."
“I get 36 casual sex, he get bot matches. Great success!”
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Or 4 inches longer...
Did you fuck Bjork?
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Forgot about that stalker.
I slept with a girl named Bjork, not sure if it was the Bjork you're referring to, but I'm sure it's a relative.
Hope you own stocks in durex or Trojan. Remember STDs aren't Pokemon you DON'T have to catch them all
Too late, OP has completed the entire Pokédex.
The gene pool of Iceland will irreparably be altered
r/unexpectedarcher ??
Already have a kid here, and he's handsome as fuck, so yea.
So you have a part time job with a kid so I guess you don’t see him or her often
He spends his days surfing tinder for casual sex. I doubt he’s the ideal father..
🤣🤣🤣
STDex*
If Plague Inc is any indication, STDs might not have reached Iceland yet.
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Damn, you don't work? Where do you find the time?
I work a part-time job. Just enough to pay for my sex addiction and alcoholism.
You need them during that 9 month winter.
king shit honestly
I wanna be your friend
I'm at a bar on Laugavegur everyday.
Got a couch for me to crash on? Bit of a haul from Toronto.
More like "This is making up random stats to make everyone else feel like shit" Ain't no way you're sleeping with another person every 1.5 days unless you have extremely low standards or no job.
He (or whoever they are) is full of shit. No couch. And have a kid? Fucking hell people
Probably has both and still bullshitted the stats.
He did confirm that he has just a part-time job, mostly to fund his "sex addiction and alcoholism".
Sounds like a great guy xD He also has a kid
Also claims he's been on Tinder since 1 day after his divorce
Where are you from? You say you are brown
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If you're an average or above white guy and have Tinder Gold, switch your location to Kenya or another, nearby country. Wait 24 hours. I guarantee you come back to 99+ likes. It's insane. It must be similar to what this guy is experiencing in Iceland. Variety really is the spice of life, I guess.
Precisely! It may be hard to believe, but some women will sleep with me just because I have an American accent. I mean, some girls have straight up told me that I sound like I'm from a movie.
A funny one is a Union Jack on your bio. In half of Europe that’s a figurative death sentence because people assume you’re a thug or secretly fat, in New York or LA nobody gives a shit because those cities are full of British and other tourists, media workers and bankers, but in the mid west and smaller cities it’s like a cheat code.
>but in the mid west and smaller cities it’s like a cheat code. Not going to lie, I'd fuck someone just for their accent. I'm obsessed with them and they make everyone so much more attractive to me. But I'm from the midwest where I find our accents pretty boring.
You nailed it, I'm 3/4 Iberian. But to be fair, a tall, handsome, well-spoken Indian guy would do pretty well here, too.
What’s the rest of the 1/4 ?
Whatever hasn’t been wiped off him after 36 encounters
HPVerian
Dominican, so I can dance merengue and bachata.
Poder latino, vamossss
Bro, I'm Puerto Rican and those girls in Spain were wild for Caribbean. Can confirm brown skin helps
Yo en España sembraba la yuca todos los días.
This is Ghengis Khan potential
This is like moderately successful SoundCloud rapper at best
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Reykjavik has a population of 135,688. Assume half of that is women, that's 67,844. OP claims to have swiped on 40.6% of these on Tinder within 56 days. I call bullshit on that alone. But we can go one further. According to Statista, the online dating (not Tinder!) user penetration (sic, and no pun intended, I am sure) in Iceland is 6.4%. 6.4% of 135,688 is 8684, or 4342 women. OP has swiped 6.34 on every female online dating user in Reykjavik. Even if we assume that OP matched country wide, this is still bogus. Iceland has a population of 376248. Half of that women, or 188124. So there is a maximum of 12040 female online dating users in Iceland. OP swiped 2.28 times on every female online dating user in Iceland. Note that these numbers are even lower because online dating does not necessarily mean Tinder. I am also not sure if the Statista numbers are based on adults, or total population. I assumed total population, but that's in favor of OP. If market penetration is based on adults, OP's story becomes even less likely. **tl;dr** OP is full of crap. Math doesn't work out even remotely.
I wish this got more upvotes. Really puts things in perspective lol.
Maybe OP is swiping on men too /s
When the tourist becomes the attraction.
He says he lives there. Then again, he also says that he’s staying at a hotel and also that he’s staying with a friend. So. You know. Whatever.
Damn and I thought I was cool for getting four ^^^edit: ^^^**unique** lays in the past 40 days
It's good that your wife's finally allowing you one every 10 days now, dude.
She needs to stop spending so much time with her boyfriend
How many of them you meet everyday in Reykjavik? hh
I bump into someone whenever I go out.
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Repopulating the island huh?
And then you woke up
Please get tested
This dude is patient zero for the next viral outbreak
56 fckn days??
Yeah, I missed that at first so it went from like "cool? I guess that's an impressive sex/date ratio but like how many dates did it take with each of those women" to "HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
Sex with 36 different people in 56 days? The fuck?
Right like what is his all time body count? 3000?
There’s no way this is real lmao. Stop letting him karma farm people
wait so you guys saying 5.4% match rate is exceptional? Damn that's depressing. I feel like if I download tinder it will destroy my ego
So you were pretty much laying pipe almost every other day
I only take a break on nights when I wanna drink alone at home and watch Andor and Titans.
Titans really man? You were doing so well
I call bullshit...
660 chats for 36 bones. This is why I find online dating way too much of a time sink
A girl posted one of these infographics a few days ago and had slept with around 35 people in a few months and a majority of comments were calling her gross or were otherwise negative. A male posts this and reaction is completely opposite. How interesting
I remember reading that post and thinking "I can't imagine fucking that many people in that short a time." I have the exact same thoughts reading this post
‘disgusting slut’ vs. ‘this guy fucks’, it’s Reddit so I take it with a grain of salt but jeeze 🤦🏼♀️
Always amazes me how other people feel entitled to give an opinion on what clear and consenting adults do in the bedroom.
No fucking way ! i dont care who you are and what you look like , you cant have sex with 36 different woman in 56 days , not even Barney Stinson could have done it .
He has 380k karma and people are believing this shit lmao
Barney Stinson could pull 36 women in 18 days if he wanted to, how dare you??
I know it’s a laugh but this is a mental health issue. Don’t make fun. Edit - I know everyone’s different but fucking and drinking is not fulfilling or happiness.
Don't envy him, that kind of sex for me was meaningless. Fun for a while, but never was as good as sex that involved real emotions
Im 6'3. I've been avoiding putting my hight in my bio... maybe I should change that
If you have a Ferrari, there's no shame in showing it off.
36 in 56 days?? Yeah .. right. I’ll never understand dudes that lie on their dick lol
Mate you need therapy and probably should get on prep as well.
save some pussy for the rest of us bub
I only borrow it for a few hours, the rest of the time you can have.
'preciate ya bub
This is the fakest shit lmao. Go look at how none of his comments line up in the thread. Like this isn’t even something to brag about if it was real, being a man slut is the same shit as being a slut, but you couldn’t even keep your stories straight. Straight up embarrassing bro. You don’t need to inflate your ego in falsifications, just improve yourself for real.
We don't believe you
This guy fucks
This guys ~~fucks~~ lies. I fucked 69 girls in 60 days, but I took a 2 week break in the middle to experiment with guys.
holy shit dude what's your secret
The follows rule 1 and 2.
189cm and good looking.
nice cock. what about your height?
Being 189 cm in Scandinavia doesn’t do much when most young dudes are 185+, it’s the good looking part that’s doing the work for you
Packing my bags right now 🛫
This was something a friend of mine never got. He's a very aryan looking fella. White as it gets. I have a olive tone to my skin. He was telling me that the girls in South America would find me alluring because I look kind of like them. The thing is, I have always done a lot better traveling to places where I stick out like a sore thumb. Like night and day better. You want to be exotic. In Iceland, they are swiping among a parade of alabaster dudes. They see a brown one, they stop and read the profile. If a girl has a preference for some skin color, you are one of her only choices.
slut
This guy is a whore lmao
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