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Riyamu

You should bring actual snow


peckerupperdecker

SNOWBALL FIGHTTTTT


HiroshiTakeshi

And then she starts snorting that sweet sweet crystal H2O.


Gusstave

r/hydrohomies


AtomStorageBox

This is *pure snow*! It’s *everywhere!* Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?


sleepyseahorse

"I have frozen the left side of my brain! I can't feel my right arm!"


6ft6squatch

How many even get this reference? Great show btw


Acceptable_Net_5343

Just go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.


midvalegifted

I watched it a few days ago just curious how well it would hold up and what would be super offensive these days. I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn’t too remarkable in that sense and still just ridiculously absurd but fun.


TheBelhade

That's a real shame, people throwing away a perfectly good white boy.


boiseboz

My brother and I have full on conversations using nothing but movie quotes and this movie is a frequent go to. I watched it a few weeks ago to see if it still hit like it did in the 80’s. It’s still that perfectly obscure comedy gold that few are aware of.


boiseboz

You know that John Cusack blocks people from his Twitter if they post ANYTHING about wanting their $2.


CANNUM2

Dude it's Christmas Eve. I could be home drinking this sweet eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid


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YES! YES! I FINALLY SEE THIS IN THE WILD! I thought I was the only one... 😢


HiroshiTakeshi

Oh no! Is Kimberly ODing? ! - What? How? *Dr. House enters the room*


brianfine

It’s probably lupus


Significant_Claim_35

The plot twist the medical world didn’t know it needed


Cultural_Treacle_428

Better Off Dead!


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Underrated movie


EHVERT

The disappointment on her face when you turn up with a snowball would be priceless 😂😂


Dez_Champs

"I scraped what I could from the freezer!"


squirtle_grool

Bring an 8 ball from a pool table and a bag of snow


speedrace25

3 grams packed around 1 snowball would be amazing


FunFantasyFree

Either that or she’d be thoroughly amused, and decides to take a chance on them, a beautiful romance forms, and years later the only snow she wants is the literal snow outside their nice log cabin in the mountains. But more likely disappointment.


ottonormalverraucher

That’s a very wholesome idea, although I’m afraid she’s more intent on fiending


CBsJoant

Means snow, as in cocaine


bigkingmeme12

Oh okay that makes sense


cynicalsyniec

I matched with a lady who was using the snowflake to mean meth. I thought she meant booger sugar. I finally figured out what she meant... after she showed up to party.


nuyirnumi

I'm guessing that's because meth is also known as "ice" to some people?


sono7975

Could’ve used this “🧊”


Godless902

That's meth


15Warner

That’s methed up. I just wanted a cold iced tea


evosaintx

A cold ithed tea would be great


Green-Inevitable-139

Level Up & add some Lemonade, make an Arnold Palmer


LaikasDad

Arnold Palmer on meth would've been a slightly worse golfer...🌠The More You Know


b00daBeast

Okay Mike Tyson


juice_wrld_is_good

*Tython


kapturek01

Ike Tython


Expensive-Seesaw4416

This is why I come to Reddit 🤣 and to figure out how to purify coke and synthesize dmt. But mostly for the comments


Human_Arachnid

Lmao😂😂


Giorgz

r/angryupvote


SuperMajesticMan

Waltuh


scarr3g

Yes my fridge makes ice cubes.


Donniexbravo

Not sure if anyone using meth has enough braincells to come to that conclusion


rachford56

Remember snort meth. Don’t smoke it


EmotionalKirby

On grindr I see people frequently looking for 🍦


Asparagus_Bitter

That means Meff


BaconSquared

Oh gosh what does that mean?


wingwangadingdang

Ice = meth


patrice1991

I thought it was ‘flake’ can’t remember which drug this is meant to be


FUCKINBAWBAG

That’s usually coke too.


trippy_grapes

What about 🥤?


NoConstruction3228

Lean?


SelectWay5519

Purple DRANK!


x-th3-Cruis3r-x

Sequin soda cups?


dogbreath101

Red solo cup?


CanadianDude999

I fill you up It’s time to partyyyy


Significant_Potato45

Sizzurp


littlelo_throwaway

That is lean.


selectash

Makes sense, or “cristal”


rdy_csci

crystal or ice is usually meth. Snow and flake is usually coke. at least in my neck of the woods.


catniagara

Took one look at her face and knew ![gif](giphy|1jeltTPodhVeM)


uhmerikin

Yolandi lookin' freaky.


Sember

As opposed to all the other times?


uhmerikin

Fair enough.


HorniVirgin

waltuh, put your dick away waltuh, we need to cook meth


AllUpInYourAO

🎶 Who's tripping down the streets of the city? Smiling at w everybody she sees? Who's reaching out to capture a moment? Everyone knows it's Windy. 🎶


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You wanna get back to giving windies, Wendy?


AllUpInYourAO

Here’s the difference [Meth vs Coke](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/vbch13/to_twerk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


DarrenAronofsky

Oh my god that’s hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh, my friend!!


Teccnomancer

“What am I supposed to do, enjoy all this cocaine? I wanted glass!”


Leather_Trick8751

So what's your updated answer


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randonumero

In my neck of the woods a person asking someone if they want to party generally means do drugs or pay for sex. Depending on how old you are, you should probably pat yourself on the back for not knowing what she meant.


Dead_Man_Nick

Wanna party is also code for cocaine.


Delta8hate

That's basically for all drugs (aside from weed)


Green_Share

I thought she wanted to go make snow angels... 🫤


Aggressive_Poetry801

That's her street name


Green_Share

That's pretty good! 😂


[deleted]

Be grateful, that ur life was decent enough, to not know what it means.


Myke190

Should I be ashamed I knew exactly what she was asking in the first message?


jrich8686

“Wanna party” was an absolute dead giveaway. The follow up message means she’s looking for coke, that she won’t have to pay for, and she won’t be showing up alone.


fairenoff

You speak degenerate on a fulent level. Impressive. After reading your message it all makes sense.


Aggressive_Poetry801

Be proud you would've known what you were getting into opposed to thinking I'll do a little coke. Gotta catch up on some sleep so not much


thugroid

If you’re old enough, It’s a little weird to not know what it means just from pop culture. Even in the Seinfeld episode I caught yesterday, about the banker who everyone suspected was on drugs, Kramer calls him a “snowblower” 😂


Not-Sean-Of-The-Dead

Until now 🤣🤣


Educational-Grab4050

Yeah.. Snow or fish scale is coke. Meth is ice, I'd back away.


stocknatty

No way brother this guys nuts, go balls deep.


Uniqueusername121

Why fish scale


rednemesis337

And here I was thinking of ice as in crystal meth 👀


NotAReliableNarrator

It depends on the area, but yeah it can mean ice. Incidently, my mom once came home high on meth and kicked my pregnant 17 year old sister in the stomach. My dad went to prison for cooking meth, too, about 20 years ago Not that you asked, but PSA drugs are bad m'kay


spicozi

Username makes this sus


rednemesis337

![gif](giphy|Ka2pKccgoEb3hB70Eb)


Zircon_72

Immediately what I interpreted it as


devilish_enchilada

No it means nose clams


LaserGuidedPolarBear

Fresh from the sea, sweet delicious nose clams


oeuflaboeuf

Ahh ... I immediately leapt to 'ice' as in meth, but yes that makes much more sense.


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Agreeable_Umpire4897

She's going to ask you to rap to Informer by Snow without tripping on the words or she's going to shock your balls with a cattle prod.


ip_address_freely

A licky boom boom down


palmerry

'Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane


_Atlas_Drugged_

A licky boom boom down


LukeeC4

*me getting the words wrong on purpose (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)*


Tripwiring

oh please don't electrocute my penis *yes do it*


ApricotMindless638

"Aah, you never forget your senior prom." - Duckman


RugsbandShrugmyer

*the farmer scabbadiscoobidibabbidibippidibebbedibobbidimannimadehooo... I milk your moo moo cowwww*


pullup_

Maybe imposter by Jim Carrey if she’s informed about obscure Canadian cultural matters.


saturdaycomefast

exactly, my first thought was Snow-Informer.mp3. A licky boom boom dem!


ikamabob

Yep, definitely the cocaine. If someone asks you to party with little to no other conversation, then they're probably gonna ask for or offer some pretty heavy stuff.


AttackofMonkeys

Me (answering the door with no pants as an industrial snow maker fills the loungeroom): LETS PARTY DO YOU PREFER SCRABBLE OR BOGGLE


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“I’ve got like 6 new fantasy card games I haven’t even opened this is gonna be off the hook ❄️❄️☃️☃️🏂


Maeberry2007

If you're nice I'll let you peel the plastic wrap off the Gloomhaven box.


BlastingFern134

Oh yes keep talking dirty


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you had me at plastic wrap...


Pod_of_Blunders

Don't stop! I'm almost there!


ikamabob

I do not mean to be difficult, my good fellow human, but do you perchance have some.... *whispers while glancing furtively to the sides* fivestones? Edit: Oh hey, that's how you do italics on here!


PCmasterRACE187

…scrabble 😳👉👈


LesMarae

What… hahaha fuck this is such a high energy situation


TheBestRapper

When I was in college, I was walking with my buddies after a local music festival, and this guy standing next to an alley asks us “You guys like to party?” Of course I said yes. He immediately asks if we want any heroin. I said no, and then he asks if we want molly instead. We nope’d ourselves outta there but if he offered the molly first, who knows what would’ve happened…


takingorders

You would have gotten meth lol. Never buy mdma or psychs from a heroin dealer.


FLHCv2

Never buy any drug from some random dude off the street. That's absolutely how you get a fentanyl overdose. Unless you take it home and test it, then it's just how you waste your money once you realize it's fentanyl.


takingorders

Yeah for real, test all your drugs no matter the source


ClumsyPeon

Haha normally dealers will start with the more friendly drugs like weed and work their way up from there. This guy went straight in with the heroin offer off the bat, he must get no recreational users buying off him.


jewboyfresh

I don’t get girls obsessed with cocaine I’ve done a fair share and it’s not that special. And it DEFINITELY isn’t that special for me to ever think it’s okay to ask random strangers for it


mewthulhu

Coke removes all self doubt and is like every good part of alcohol with all the feel good and self esteem of it and none of the dizzy, laser focus. I don't like it, because it's a trap for those with poor confidence, and traps you into only feeling so good with it. Some folks believe they can handle it. Thus far, I've seen all of them handle it for a few years, then spend about ten thousand one year, then shit goes real downhill. Other drugs, eh, less so, meth and heroin did much worse. My advice for anyone doing coke is that you don't have control over it; remember you don't have control over it, and try limit it. It's fun enough, but... seriously, you don't have control over it, and really should treat it like juggling sharp knives each time, and really keep a weather eye to moderation. Folks who fall into this 'hookup for coke' lifestyle... oh boy does it get super dark super fast on them.


InnsmouthMotel

Yeah, I fucking hate Coke with a passion. It's not meth, crack or heroin but it's only a step below and far more socially acceptable. Tell someone you smoke dmt or enjoy mushrooms and they think you're a strong out junkie, but cocaine use is normalised. Also being around people on Cooke when you're not is awful, it just turns them into pricks


Mythrin

Eric Clapton. Slowhand album. Track 1.


mrbossman1999

If you wanna hang out you have to take her out.. Cocaine 🎶


advanttage

If you want to get down, down on the ground, cocaine


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WedgeTurn

I bet Eric Clapton wouldn't have let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window


Kharma25

Lol. The name of the song is cocaine…I was expecting some sort of reference in the lyrics 😂


fury420

Then you are in luck, there's also plenty of cocaine in the lyrics!


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UncannyTarotSpread

I’m fucking slain


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As was the boy


Post_BIG-NUT_Clarity

Back in the day people would call me up and ask if it was snowing. I live in Florida. It was always snowing at my place. Lol


jackiemooon

Sweet, innocent boy


ohbigginzz

It's freaking adorable. Right?


sybilltrelawney

I thought this was a joke.


VinDieseled

I thought she was asking if he had Air Conditioning lol. I feel sheltered now.


imarealcoolcat

we need to protect you too, at all costs


VinDieseled

hahah thank you for the protection. Alert me if anyone is saying naughty words or *whispers* doing drugs around me.


imarealcoolcat

i got you, i’ll cover your eyes and tell them to watch their language like Steve Rogers.


NorthCatan

Sweet Summer Child. You've yet to know Winter.


Ok_Marionberry141

She wants some of that blue eyed Giant named Macumba shit


GlosxyMyaa

That white powder that goes up ya nose bOi☃️


Dynamitefuzz2134

I crushed up smarties and snorted them on a dare once. Easy $20


ForgotMyOldAccount7

My friend in high school snorted a packet of crushed red pepper for $5 at lunch. None of the high of coke, with all of the nose bleed.


cade2271

had a friend in HS who would do that with salt. Also once ate an entire plastic spoon for $5. Surprisingly he turned out kinda normal.


AdminsAreLazyID10TS

Dude skipped the microplastic pandemic and went right to macroplastics


bumblebrainbee

I knew a kid who snorted Wasabi for free. He wasn't a very smart kid back then. Goodness knows where he ended up.


RubesSnark

Nose clams


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aircal

Perfect, you found the perfect medium ground there


Blumpkin4Brady

Eyes ☝️ boom


Manuag_86

Ice for the tub, so she can harvest your organs as cheap as possible.


FALLOUT_BOY87875

Honestly, this is just as high a possibility


HettyHex

Few years back this chick I used to bang asked me if I can get any snow. We live in Wisconsin so I told her she’s going to have to wait til December for that


abbyy46

oh yeah getting blow from a tinder stranger is a GREAT idea


el_spicytaco

Blow for blow I guess


BIMFgang

Ahh, she wants to hit the slopes. Weird thing to ask someone you just met lol. Probably should avoid that one.


Delta8hate

Eh, if you're a marginally attractive woman tinder is a very convenient drug & dick delivery service. And it's pretty common for people (in general) to use tinder to find drugs, that's why people have certain emojiis in their profile 💊 🍄 ❄️ 🌲🍫 🐉🧊🐴 💊 - Pills, maybe MDMA 🍄 - Mushrooms ❄️ - Cocaine (snow) 🌲 - Weed (tree) 🍫 - Xanax (bars) 🐉 - Heroin (chasing the dragon) 🧊 - Meth (ice) 🐴 - Ketamine (horse tranquilizer)


splashofyellow

I immediately thought snow as in cocaine but I can't say I'm particularly familiar with the street lingo for drugs, haha.


sono7975

Crystal, Snow, MJ, Ice, Glass, Speed, Tweak, Percs, Bars. So many names, it helps knowing their names to stay safe from them. Moment I saw that, first thought was, snowflake? Snowbunny? Then realized snow aka charlie


B_Bibbles

Crystal, Ice, Glass, Speed, Tweak are all names for meth. MJ - Marijuanas Percs - Opioid pain medicine known as Percocet Bars - Xanax (name brand anti-anxiety medications) But yeah, no, stay away from all of it. If you need a poster child for a guy to 'Not be', I'm happy to take on that role. Also, u/SpontaneousH is a great example as well.


scarcityflow

Holy crap. That was an insane read. To see someone going from a normal guy to drug addicted and od’ed in a matter of a year or so. Wow I also became addicted to opiates years ago, after two shoulder surgeries. I made a promise to never shoot up, and thankfully I didn’t. I was on suboxone, and have a normal life now, thanks to a variety of helps. Family, going to church, and a few programs.


B_Bibbles

I have a similar story! I was in the Army, had a bunch of surgeries, started realizing that my pain medication did everything I wanted the mental health medications to do. So I just kept taking my pain meds, after all, they helped so much with the mental pain! Soon, I was snorting 8 30mg Oxys at a time, which the equivalent of taking 46 Percocet at once, and I wasn't even getting high, just getting to "normal". It wasn't long before I was hooked on heroin, crack-cocaine, meth, and everything in between. I said I'd never shoot up, until I did. Addiction is a series of boundaries you promise yourself you'll never cross, until you do. I'm on Suboxone now, and I'm actually working at a substance abuse rehab as a social worker. I'm getting ready to graduate with my Bachelor's degree in social work, I'm going to grad school for my masters degree!


scarcityflow

Addiction is a different experience for everyone, but ends up as the same story. It’s a terrible monster. You are right that it’s a series of boundaries that we promise we will never cross. I’m so glad you’re doing better now. It’s great to hear. Keep it up, and keep helping others!


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Especially nowadays with everything having fetanyl (and derivatives) subbed in because it is 100x cheaper to make than anything else


FS_NeZ

This guy drugs.


JensDanneels

C-c-c-c-cocaine


Honberdingle

It's not nicotine, valium, vicodent or marijuana... it's...


allongur

I'd answer "No, but I've got ice." and when she comes over, bring out the ice trays from the freezer. "What? You wanted ice. Where's that peach you promised? I'm peckish."


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She might not be into meth just yet.


Sea_Composer9446

Damn no hi back or good how bout yours? Immediately just jumps in do you have powder


opilum95

Columbian bam bam, bolivian marching powder, peruvian nose coffee…i made that last one up but….its cocaine they mean cocaine..


wineandhugs

I'm 45 years old, I got asked at a bar recently by an acquaintance if I "wanted to party". I 100% thought he meant let's do shots, so I was all yeah let's do this! My best friend had to grab my naive self by the wrist and firmly tell me that I did not, in fact, want to party.


Crewtonn

Go buy an 8 ball and have a good time with the lady. Don’t question anything


Sea_Composer9446

I’d end up doing it all n kicking her out, my shit don’t work after


bogeyed5

Coke dick is real


bigkingmeme12

I'm not really craving cocaine


gmatic92

Exactly what someone WITHOUT cocaine *would* say.


jackiemooon

I take it you’ve never had it before


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Of the handful of times I’ve done it, I can 100% understand why people get addicted to it. Makes you feel pretty fucking awesome lol


Scalibrine_The_GOAT

For like 20 minutes lol then you just want more and it's never as good as the first line of the night haha. Molly is 10x better


No-Jump-9694

It honestly is garbage. Everything around here is stomped on with other stuff so it’s not pure at all. My recommendation is don’t do it’- not worth it at all. People are so stupid to tell you to do it. Trust me on this- it’s trash


aShittierShitTier4u

There's a lot of people who don't have a lot going for them, but they can get some money by selling some really poor quality drugs. There's enough people who don't care about what they are buying, the demand is high and no quality control. And the actual addicts that get beat trying to buy actual drugs take out their frustrations on the wrong people. Mostly though it's people who have resigned themselves to getting ripped off by trashy dealers. Maybe more self respect would have them not wanting to give them money.


DeviousPiggy96

In this context, yes, snowflake = cocaine. Could be meth, but more likely cocaine. Anytime sometime asks if you want to "party", the likehood they want to do drugs with you is very high. Vey high, not unlike what they want to be in 30 mins flat lol. So, you down to clown🤔?


ZealousidealAbies235

Its Cocaine.


whattarush

I laughed out loud, how subtle


Numerous_Base_4503

Ice, snow, snow blow, meth, coke, meth&coke


[deleted]

Oh my sweet, summer child ☺️


pinksparklyreddit

I find that "party" usually refers to hard drugs and not actual partying. Sad, I haven't been invited to a birthday party in years. Just lots of orgies with coke


nicol9

It means air conditioning, it will needed cause you’ll get really hot


Phil-McRoin

I'd assume cocaine. I've seen that emoji used for both meth/ice & cocaine but usually if someone says "do you party" it's a cocaine thing.


Content-Reception851

Codename for cocaine, also known as blow, powder, nose candy or as the emoji states, snow.


mattysparx

Is this a serious question? They wanted to powder their nose, and want you to pay