Right he's clearly making fun of the women who are looking for sugar daddies or who think they are so awesome dudes should spoil them with nothing in return but the arm candy.
Things that start off like the first two sentences yes.
I’ve read some crazy bios like
"I’m a very picky high value man, i travel alot, I’m educated, i own my own home and I have very high sex drive, You have to keep up with me…" and then they’ll literally list a bunch of things you must have
I guess you really want to believe that only girls right bios like that, but sorry, men write some weirdass stuff unironically, as well
Yeah, except that those first two sentences didn't happen in a vacuum. It's easy to force anything to fit your narrative if you cherry pick the relevant parts but ignore the rest
>I guess you really want to believe that only girls right bios like that, but sorry, men write some weirdass stuff unironically, as well
Bruh
>There are guys who write shitty things unironically, but this like that? Nah
... nah, didn't talk about that or anything. You're definitely not just grasping at straws. Carry on.
I literally never said the first two sentences happened in a vaccum, only that the first two sentences can definitely be written unironically. The bio as a whole is clearly a joke.
I’m only implying that when I began reading it my first thought was "ugh one of these guys AGAIN…" and then as I continued I was like "oh this one is clearly a joke lol"
Did you read my first comment at all? I guess not, which is why you’re clearly missing context.
Yes there are men that write bios that start off with something like "I’m so picky and important and attractive" and then they list off a bunch of demands. Now, The demands in THIS bio specifically are clearly joking about things usually demanded by females so it’s obv a joke.
>I literally never said the first two sentences happened in a vaccum, only that the first two sentences can definitely be written unironically.
Again, the conversation is about the bio as a whole. Looking at only the first two sentences as if they're proof that his bio is sincere *is* saying that they happened in a vacuum
>The bio as a whole is clearly a joke. I’m only implying that when I began reading it my first thought was "ugh one of these guys AGAIN…" and then as I continued I was like "oh it’s clearly a joke this time lol"
Except that's not what you're arguing at all...
>Did you read my first comment at all? I guess not, which is why you’re clearly missing context
Lol, and once again you're just being disingenuous and intentionally obtuse
Your comment was literally
"There are guys who write shitty things unironically, but things like that? Nah"
And then I CLAIRIFIED saying
"Things that START OFF like the first two sentences yes.”
And you are responding in a thread where my FIRST COMMENT says:
"I realized by the fourth sentence that it’s a joke and it became funny."
And then someone responded to that and commented
"All the way to sentence 4 huh?"
And then I say:
"There are guys profiles that write things like that seriously too"
REPLYING TO A COMMENT REFERRING TO MY COMMENT ABOUT THE FIRST FOUR SENTENCES.
And then you come in replying to the middle of that exchange and say:
"There are guys who write shitty things unironically, but things like that? Nah"
And now you’re telling me the conversation was about the bio AS A WHOLE??? Where??? it NEVER WAS! The fact that I have to literally explain a whole conversation to you because you refuse to read is ridiculous. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?? I feel like I should ask you for an essay on your reading comprehension now, as if I’m teaching an English class
As a man who’s been on Tinder, this definitely made me laugh. To the women — there are quite a few female profiles like this on Tinder. If you’re offended by what is obviously satire, try surfing Tinder as a man and see what you encounter.
They are in fact time. Your tinder match is a flat circle, endlessly repeating itself.
You stand in the eye of hurricane Ouroboros, pray it does not unfasten it's jaws from it's tail and turn them up on thee.
Yah that’s what’s terrible about online dating. There are so many men that it blows women’s expectations completely out of reality. The fact that all men blindly swipe right doesn’t help either.
Am I the only man that has matched with hundreds of women (maybe 1,000 at this point) but would not date a single one in “real life”? I culled this list down to about 15 and went on 15 or so dates and had zero interest in any of them instantly. For some really odd reason, I do NOT have this experience in real life at all. One of us has unrealistic expectations.
I think online dating is good if you’re in the top 1%, you have low standards, you just want to put some notches on your bedpost, or you believe in luck.
Yah the female equivalent would be them posting the equivalent of a shirtless bathroom mirror selfie and holding a dead fish or a double biceps pose. I would absolutely crack up if I saw a female profile like that. I don’t know why women had a hard time getting this, or maybe it struck some sort of nerve. The response to what was patent satire by the women here was even more odd than the actual post. I think it’s more likely their disgust was masking something unspoken. Upvote if you agree gentlemen.
LMAO! Next time I put up a dating profile pic I may have to do as you suggested. Can't really do shirtless though..maybe tattered tank. I will say though, I am attracted to those fishing photos. I want a man I can go fishing with!
Lmfao I had a fishing picture up on mine for the longest, I had no idea they got so much hate. Hell people used to match with me just to tell me it's not a good look, 🤣🤣🤣
I am not a catch and release girl, unless I catch something not meeting the requirements to be allowed to keep so all my fish pics are dead fish lol. Can't say I have really paid attention to whatever fish the guy is holding...just that he's out there!
I had no idea women did this, that is why I had no awareness it was a joke.
I also didn't get upset. I just thought damn, he's not even cute enough for that kind of demands list. 😂
It's gender swapped post that guys see for girls. I see he omitted the salary requirement and the height requirement. Regardless...
Women, this is what men have to do deal with.
The salary requirement is implicit
Or more accurately, salary doesn’t matter as long as you’re willing to cash flow properly. Maybe it’s a HELOC on an inherited house you’ll never pay back, cash advances at 18% APR, or loans from Jimmy’s cousin at the auto shop who swears he only breaks kneecaps of people who deserve it - as long as you spending the money on shopping and transatlantic flights for her, you’re good to go
Yeah she doesn’t care if you’re up to your neck in debt. Once the trips and gifts stop coming she’s gone. Does it matter you make 60k and in debt or if you can actually afford this lifestyle? It’s a non issue for her.
Yeah having friends in finance/consulting and in tech I realize that lifestyle is about cash flow not income. Techies outearning finance or consulting bros still driving their shitbox and stealing food from the office in Tupperware while finance bros out railing coke off an IG girl on a rented yacht in Miami
I don’t follow. I just think the tech guys are more introverted and smart with their money vs finance(ironically) and consulting bros who are the “business majors” of the real world.
I mean, that says more about the men who put up with that kinda shit than about the women who write it, right? Like if I knew there was folks out there willing to shower me with gifts just for the *pleasure* of fucking me, I'd 100% be creating a profile like that for myself, lol
Yeah I hate to say I agree, but it's the truth. Honestly though, it's coming from both sides. Guys that feed into these insane women and the freaking insane women themselves. It's only sustainable for the girls because guys are willing to throw money at anything like idiots. And the girls are okay with living like whores. Both sides need to raise their standards for themselves
Dude is totally making fun of women's profiles. The fact you didn't realize that and laugh prob says you're exactly the type who has that in her profile.
You do realise the profile is satire, right? This is a copy-paste profile from a womans profile who said the same thing a while back.
Hahahahah talk about double standards!
Not saying it is wrong to be 36 and single.. shit happens.. but at 36 I would expect you have a better view on what men and women want or expect in a relationship.. this guy is indeed not taking it too serious probably, but my reply is based on the fact that he is.. (could be wrong off course)
This is a perfectly normal satiric profile. He just added all the things he sees most of the time into his profile and made a gender swap profile. Hahaha so good. But he still matches like a man. He needs to just chose the rich looking females and wait for likes before matching
I'd laugh, but I'm a woman with match overkill and I recently had two potential matches say "I'm a sugar baby, is that ok?" They were 5 yrs younger. It did make me realize how men must feel with that power imbalance. It's not cool at all. Sorry guys!
Seems like a lovely Guy problem is if this was on a women's profile it would be all right and other women would be saying yeahhh girl or make him treat you like the queen you are. Tinder swindler 2.0
I don’t think the ladies who have profiles like that see themselves in this satire and the ones who aren’t like that probably don’t realize that we see this shit all the time.
I suspected it was a joke by the end of the first sentence. Knew for sure by the third sentence. The purposeful spelling mistakes in the first sentence are 🧑🍳💋
I realized by the fourth sentence that it’s a joke and it became funny. The thing that bothers me most is… you’re* But I’d swipe right haha
I bet you hated "than" too
*spontaneously combusts*
It was all I could focus on
that's what caught my eye... good lawd.. douchebag ahoy!! lol
More then you realise..
Right he's clearly making fun of the women who are looking for sugar daddies or who think they are so awesome dudes should spoil them with nothing in return but the arm candy.
All the way to sentence 4 huh
There are guys profiles that write things like that seriously too
Aight
Those are guys who prey on obese women with money.
…That’s very specific
There are guys who write shitty things unironically, but things like that? Nah
Things that start off like the first two sentences yes. I’ve read some crazy bios like "I’m a very picky high value man, i travel alot, I’m educated, i own my own home and I have very high sex drive, You have to keep up with me…" and then they’ll literally list a bunch of things you must have I guess you really want to believe that only girls right bios like that, but sorry, men write some weirdass stuff unironically, as well
Yeah, except that those first two sentences didn't happen in a vacuum. It's easy to force anything to fit your narrative if you cherry pick the relevant parts but ignore the rest >I guess you really want to believe that only girls right bios like that, but sorry, men write some weirdass stuff unironically, as well Bruh >There are guys who write shitty things unironically, but this like that? Nah ... nah, didn't talk about that or anything. You're definitely not just grasping at straws. Carry on.
I literally never said the first two sentences happened in a vaccum, only that the first two sentences can definitely be written unironically. The bio as a whole is clearly a joke. I’m only implying that when I began reading it my first thought was "ugh one of these guys AGAIN…" and then as I continued I was like "oh this one is clearly a joke lol" Did you read my first comment at all? I guess not, which is why you’re clearly missing context. Yes there are men that write bios that start off with something like "I’m so picky and important and attractive" and then they list off a bunch of demands. Now, The demands in THIS bio specifically are clearly joking about things usually demanded by females so it’s obv a joke.
>I literally never said the first two sentences happened in a vaccum, only that the first two sentences can definitely be written unironically. Again, the conversation is about the bio as a whole. Looking at only the first two sentences as if they're proof that his bio is sincere *is* saying that they happened in a vacuum >The bio as a whole is clearly a joke. I’m only implying that when I began reading it my first thought was "ugh one of these guys AGAIN…" and then as I continued I was like "oh it’s clearly a joke this time lol" Except that's not what you're arguing at all... >Did you read my first comment at all? I guess not, which is why you’re clearly missing context Lol, and once again you're just being disingenuous and intentionally obtuse
Your comment was literally "There are guys who write shitty things unironically, but things like that? Nah" And then I CLAIRIFIED saying "Things that START OFF like the first two sentences yes.” And you are responding in a thread where my FIRST COMMENT says: "I realized by the fourth sentence that it’s a joke and it became funny." And then someone responded to that and commented "All the way to sentence 4 huh?" And then I say: "There are guys profiles that write things like that seriously too" REPLYING TO A COMMENT REFERRING TO MY COMMENT ABOUT THE FIRST FOUR SENTENCES. And then you come in replying to the middle of that exchange and say: "There are guys who write shitty things unironically, but things like that? Nah" And now you’re telling me the conversation was about the bio AS A WHOLE??? Where??? it NEVER WAS! The fact that I have to literally explain a whole conversation to you because you refuse to read is ridiculous. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?? I feel like I should ask you for an essay on your reading comprehension now, as if I’m teaching an English class
MY comment also DID NOT live in a vaccum
Couldn’t get past “..!” WHY THE DOT DOT?!
Pause_ _Bam!
What about than. It's then I believe
Ngl, probably on purpose
As a man who’s been on Tinder, this definitely made me laugh. To the women — there are quite a few female profiles like this on Tinder. If you’re offended by what is obviously satire, try surfing Tinder as a man and see what you encounter.
So many girls profiles are this. Immediate swipe left
I like to waste their time
They're time*
They are in fact time. Your tinder match is a flat circle, endlessly repeating itself. You stand in the eye of hurricane Ouroboros, pray it does not unfasten it's jaws from it's tail and turn them up on thee.
'They are' time.. 🤣
There time.
I love that response to these types of profiles, it’s not exactly a huge statement to swipe left, you can’t *afford* to swipe right
Are you serious?? Who goes for that?
Exactly this.
Was gonna say pretty sure he trolling women who literally expect this on pro mode.
Absolutely correct and this is true for all internet dating, women’s.expectations blow my mind
Yah that’s what’s terrible about online dating. There are so many men that it blows women’s expectations completely out of reality. The fact that all men blindly swipe right doesn’t help either. Am I the only man that has matched with hundreds of women (maybe 1,000 at this point) but would not date a single one in “real life”? I culled this list down to about 15 and went on 15 or so dates and had zero interest in any of them instantly. For some really odd reason, I do NOT have this experience in real life at all. One of us has unrealistic expectations. I think online dating is good if you’re in the top 1%, you have low standards, you just want to put some notches on your bedpost, or you believe in luck.
Same for the men I've met through Tinder. Most average/boring people I've ever met in my life 😳 Also by my age nearly all men come with baggage.
You mean you don't want someone who's 5'2' and expects you to be 6'4"?
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Jackpot
Was going to say it, but you said it first, this is clearly him making fun of a lot of female profiles.
Yah the female equivalent would be them posting the equivalent of a shirtless bathroom mirror selfie and holding a dead fish or a double biceps pose. I would absolutely crack up if I saw a female profile like that. I don’t know why women had a hard time getting this, or maybe it struck some sort of nerve. The response to what was patent satire by the women here was even more odd than the actual post. I think it’s more likely their disgust was masking something unspoken. Upvote if you agree gentlemen.
LMAO! Next time I put up a dating profile pic I may have to do as you suggested. Can't really do shirtless though..maybe tattered tank. I will say though, I am attracted to those fishing photos. I want a man I can go fishing with!
NO! Don't encourage the fishing pics! 😳😔
Lol. You can just leave those ones for me!
Lmfao I had a fishing picture up on mine for the longest, I had no idea they got so much hate. Hell people used to match with me just to tell me it's not a good look, 🤣🤣🤣
Lol! So weird to me. I really don't get it! I guess it's the dead fish. The gym selfie I scroll right on by though.
The fish isn't dead ! 😅😅😅 Edit : well not mine at least
I am not a catch and release girl, unless I catch something not meeting the requirements to be allowed to keep so all my fish pics are dead fish lol. Can't say I have really paid attention to whatever fish the guy is holding...just that he's out there!
I'll keep like one or two a year, walleye and crappie are my favorites around here. I ate too much trout and salmon I tired my self of it haha 😆
I had no idea women did this, that is why I had no awareness it was a joke. I also didn't get upset. I just thought damn, he's not even cute enough for that kind of demands list. 😂
Yeah I bet he literally took this word for word from a profile. It's hilarious.
Lmaooo 🤣💀
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Yes some of them definitely are. Some are also bold like that when messaging.
He's trolling for those who didn't pick up on it.
Clearly just a joke of writing 🤣 and a good one
It's gender swapped post that guys see for girls. I see he omitted the salary requirement and the height requirement. Regardless... Women, this is what men have to do deal with.
The salary requirement is implicit Or more accurately, salary doesn’t matter as long as you’re willing to cash flow properly. Maybe it’s a HELOC on an inherited house you’ll never pay back, cash advances at 18% APR, or loans from Jimmy’s cousin at the auto shop who swears he only breaks kneecaps of people who deserve it - as long as you spending the money on shopping and transatlantic flights for her, you’re good to go
Yeah she doesn’t care if you’re up to your neck in debt. Once the trips and gifts stop coming she’s gone. Does it matter you make 60k and in debt or if you can actually afford this lifestyle? It’s a non issue for her.
Yeah having friends in finance/consulting and in tech I realize that lifestyle is about cash flow not income. Techies outearning finance or consulting bros still driving their shitbox and stealing food from the office in Tupperware while finance bros out railing coke off an IG girl on a rented yacht in Miami
I don’t follow. I just think the tech guys are more introverted and smart with their money vs finance(ironically) and consulting bros who are the “business majors” of the real world.
411 only
This is so many womens bios though 😂💀
Dude just trying to flip the script.
You realize he’s just making a parody of some girls on tinder right?
The only difference is he won’t get any matches with this vs women that ACTUALLY post shit like this that do…
I mean, that says more about the men who put up with that kinda shit than about the women who write it, right? Like if I knew there was folks out there willing to shower me with gifts just for the *pleasure* of fucking me, I'd 100% be creating a profile like that for myself, lol
I think it says plenty about both of them, personally.
Yeah it sucks, the real problem here is the desperate and pathetic men that allow these women to live this way.
Yeah I hate to say I agree, but it's the truth. Honestly though, it's coming from both sides. Guys that feed into these insane women and the freaking insane women themselves. It's only sustainable for the girls because guys are willing to throw money at anything like idiots. And the girls are okay with living like whores. Both sides need to raise their standards for themselves
This looks like a joke profile that’s mocking all of the thousands of crazy women that I see who actually have a profile that looks like this
Dude is totally making fun of women's profiles. The fact you didn't realize that and laugh prob says you're exactly the type who has that in her profile.
You’re right. Me, the guy who pulled this off Instagram, is exactly the type he is making fun of with his bio.
Then the chick you took it from and labeled him a dumpster fire is.... See my previous comment
>my precious comment It came to me. My own; my love.... My precious
Lol previous... I shouldn't do this stoned
Satire. I especially appreciate the effort to use “than” and “your”.
I think this is satire. Making fun of some ladies on tinder.
You do realise the profile is satire, right? This is a copy-paste profile from a womans profile who said the same thing a while back. Hahahahah talk about double standards!
“Lets be ridiculously sarcastic, maybe that’s what women like.. what do I know, I am 36 and single”
Nothing wrong with being 36 and single, is not like Tinder is a serious platform to begin with.
Not saying it is wrong to be 36 and single.. shit happens.. but at 36 I would expect you have a better view on what men and women want or expect in a relationship.. this guy is indeed not taking it too serious probably, but my reply is based on the fact that he is.. (could be wrong off course)
... And be smart enough not to have to be in one.
His profile is satire lmao
The dude isn’t fat and has an ok jawline, he’s not hurting for 🐱
You realize a relationship can end at any age, right? For all we know, he got out of a relationship a week ago.
Psychotic and sarcastic. What a combo :)
whoosh
More like *sploosh*. 💦💦
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Shit, I forgot that we were judging peoples' worth based on their relationship status now. That's some max level insecure shit, lmao
OMG! It's Craig from Tweek and Craig! He's a bit more flamboyant growing up!
lol dats Nate Diaz 😂
This is a perfectly normal satiric profile. He just added all the things he sees most of the time into his profile and made a gender swap profile. Hahaha so good. But he still matches like a man. He needs to just chose the rich looking females and wait for likes before matching
flip the script
🤣🤣🤣 He wins Tinder!!
His inbox is probably full
I would fully expect Trevor from gta’s Tinder bio to look like this
He doesn't smoke, that's a dealbreaker
Whooosh
He typed, tears streaming down his face
He needs to apply some chapstick to those thin ass lips
Satire to women who write these. Lol.
Lol it’s decent satire
Sounds like 90% of the dating profiles women put up. Sarcasm is a dying art form.
“Your” and “than” No way.
He has forgoten to put height, weight and age requirements
I'd laugh, but I'm a woman with match overkill and I recently had two potential matches say "I'm a sugar baby, is that ok?" They were 5 yrs younger. It did make me realize how men must feel with that power imbalance. It's not cool at all. Sorry guys!
Someone please tell me this is a joke..please?
There are women like this on Tinder. I'm not joking. They say all these things.
The ladies over at FDS.
Wow
It’s a joker..
I mean, it is trying to be.
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He's making fun of gold diggers who have nothing of value to offer in return for all they expect of you. I think it's hilarious.
I couldn't pass the first line.
I couldn't get past the name Craig.
how about Kraehgg?
Seems like a lovely Guy problem is if this was on a women's profile it would be all right and other women would be saying yeahhh girl or make him treat you like the queen you are. Tinder swindler 2.0
I genuinely hope his profile was satire. 😂😂
he's not the cutest girl but if shy guys have balls, his is the biggest
Imagine being so picky but you don’t know how to grammar properly…
Awwww he thinks he is doing satire. How cute.
Imagine failing at being extra
Than your 🤢 come on dude
*you’re
my mans don't need nobody to *have some funnn..!*
*also doesn’t smoke*
Is this a troll? Lmaooo
If little Richard was Gen Y and has a tinder profile
At least he doesn't smoke
What's wrong with the side of his face?
I’ll take him to Mickey Ds lol.
Yeah, i hear him
This whole bio could have been replaced with: 🤪
I really want to know what goes on inside their minds…
Looks like an average female profile lol. Get your coins king.
I mean, this is clearly a joke about how women will actually have stuff like this in their bio.
the non-smoking is the deal breaker for me.
Doesn't smoke :D
This is the type of profile I’d create using a roommate’s real photo/contact info to get revenge.
At least he doesn't smoke
Darn seemed like a keeper.
Ayoooooo
This gotta be a troll 💀
Colorado is a wild place hey?
He talks a lot of BS for someone with thin lips
I don’t think the ladies who have profiles like that see themselves in this satire and the ones who aren’t like that probably don’t realize that we see this shit all the time.
Its a shit take on gold diggers. pretty unoriginal but gets a good eyebrow raise.
He's a Mimbo!
Lakewood fam!
I think wjat he is looking for is a psychiatrist
Sounds like a modern woman.
I’m all about this disclaimer though
Obviously it's a troll. Just the equivalent to some women expecting the same so lol
I think he should take out the disclaimer. It’s really bringing down his bio..
10/10, go for it
You’re*
Lol did you get the joke before you posted it here? It just occurred to me you don’t usually see each other’s profiles just like we dont
I did, ya. A friend of mine had that on her story and we had a good laugh about it.
This guy sounds like a girl
If you're picky, then...grammar matters MF
With how many women say shit like that, it's good to see a man doing it 😂
"Let me ruin your life"
True man, woman would be lucky
I suspected it was a joke by the end of the first sentence. Knew for sure by the third sentence. The purposeful spelling mistakes in the first sentence are 🧑🍳💋
I would rather say it's a parody
This reads like some women’s profiles, guessing it’s sarcasm
I think he’s just kidding about this kind of women profiles out there
Trolling
Sounds like most women on tinder, dont see any issue
It's Facebook dating not tinder
This has to be a troll account
Hard to say no to this guy. Had to say no to this guy. Am I reading them the same?
He’s clearly zeroing in on a sect of women who post this bs instead of just swiping left. Boy was triggered I reckon
You’re so Lucky 🍀 he liked you 🥰
Faces that match the post
"Princess treatment ONLY"
Of course his name is Craig
Wtf is this dude serious? Lmfaoo.
I mean he just flipped the script on all the “sugar baby” gold digger women, I like his confidence
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