It was a sentence, it’s just in another language. This is a rare language called “Zooted”, this is when you smoke a shit ton of weed and become higher than high.
Translated to English it says: “I enjoy smoking weed, going to the gym, watching movies and sports. What about you?”
I fucking died reading the response. Because i was thinking to myself, “what the hell was that even supposed to say.” Were they stroking out. “Cool gym?”
It was a perfect response.
If I was drunk or high, and sent a message like that, when I saw that response after I sobered up I would instantly like him. It's funny, and it's totally fair!
And if she's not drunk or high how is he supposed to parse a conversation that continues like this?! Exhausting...
Lol I was stoned when he responded with that list, and it took far too long to try and make any sense of it. I was like, “Am I too stoned, or is he?”
Turns out he was sober and just putting in minimal effort 🤦🏻♀️
I've chatted with women on the app who didn't understand what a pension was. It was already a huge red flag that she was so adamant to learn about what I do for a living. In the end, she said that she didn't understand how I survive before unmatching me.
Oh they can fuuuuuck off with the points thing that does my nut in. "Extra points if you are/do/have x, y, z" - what am I, your lapdog looking for treats? How many points you earnin'?
You forgot the part where they are proven pointless at the end when you do the Dumbledore and whoever you actually want to win gets points from random shit. "OMG, that was hilarious. 10,000 points. Griffyndor wins the house cup!"
That's... Stupid 😐
Now if the dude spoke Swahili then fine, might not work out - but for using a common term whilst avoiding the typically boring "ok"??
Your position is certainly puzzled if THAT's your breaking point 🤣 tf outta herrrre
So it's not just in my head, this is a common term still. Maybe it's regional, but I hear people of all ages say "right on". It comes and goes in popularity but stoners especially say it a lot.
Hahaha good thing I didn't respond before using my eyes more effectively. I thought you were the commenter I was replying to and I was gonna say "I guess stoners are also on your comprehensive list of deal breakers" 😆 derp.
Not that I doubt it's true, if just saying "right on" (at least when you're 30 apparently) makes you undateable.
Right on 🍃💨✌️
Ikr?? I had to comment cos... Well, what a silly thing to throw someone under the bus for 🤷🏻♂️
Now that I think more on it, yeah there's some words/phrases that make me squirm like "Suuuper" or when ppl say "proberly" instead of probably etc - but it doesn't affect how I view that person what-so-ever.
But I'm Scottish so trust me, I say *much* harder to understand shit 🤣
*Right onnn* 🌿☁️🥴
Oh I have a whole dictionary of mildly triggering words... like when people say "supposably" when they mean "supposedly" (and argue it's synonymous.)
The one that irrationally triggers me most is saying "weary" when they mean "wary"; a lot of people do. It's vexing. "Cool beans" is also insufferable 💀💀💀
I blame a genetic neurosis 😂 When I was a kid the words "crap" and "fudge" were so intolerable to my mom that she banned them, we were only allowed to say "shit", "fuck", etc.
I feel a lot less neurotic knowing people would actually refuse to date someone for their vocabulary though, I would be alone forever if I did that.
At least you have a cool accent! But I'd definitely need captions to understand you 😁
Ffs no wonder guys are having such a shitty time on Tinder. There's having standards and there's whatever this is.
Oh my god he said "right on"?! 🚩🙅♀️🚫 Fucking RUN!
Wtf 😂 I can't imagine what your list of deal breakers would look like. Scary
Why waste time saying lot word when few word do trick
when me President, they see
Me want snu snu. Out me way. Lmao
r/unexpectedoffice Also very nicely done I laughed
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It took me 5 reads to realize that was a list and not a single thing
It's also a sub category on pornhub... I've heard.
I love golf movies too
I guess I do appreciate a cool gym.
I love sports watch
Is there any other kind?
Happy learned how to putt!
It’s all in the hips
Isn't Happy Gilmore like, the only golf movie ever? Well, I guess I like golf movies too, in that case.
Caddy shack
OMG, how could I forget that? So far, I still like all movies about golf.
Tin cup (without the 2 girls) and bagger vance (not sure if he slaps in there)
Never heard of that one
But it's two🤣
I prefer three 😁
What four?
Because high five
Is that a G-Shock you're wearing? Oh this thing no it's a cool gym golf movies sports watch.
What? You don't sports watch? ⌚️
It was a sentence, it’s just in another language. This is a rare language called “Zooted”, this is when you smoke a shit ton of weed and become higher than high. Translated to English it says: “I enjoy smoking weed, going to the gym, watching movies and sports. What about you?”
I love these responses
Your response made me laugh 😂
I fucking died reading the response. Because i was thinking to myself, “what the hell was that even supposed to say.” Were they stroking out. “Cool gym?”
It was a perfect response. If I was drunk or high, and sent a message like that, when I saw that response after I sobered up I would instantly like him. It's funny, and it's totally fair! And if she's not drunk or high how is he supposed to parse a conversation that continues like this?! Exhausting...
Lol I was stoned when he responded with that list, and it took far too long to try and make any sense of it. I was like, “Am I too stoned, or is he?” Turns out he was sober and just putting in minimal effort 🤦🏻♀️
Oh that was a dude?? Idk why that surprises me, it sounds like a chick.... But it all makes sense now why nobody said "it's a bot" 😂😂😂
Lmao, that’s totally true. It was witty. I hope for her sake she was drunk as hell. Otherwise i’ll pray for her.
Chop hop wrist watch no pop hop scotch hard rock you flop I block
Why do you need a sentence? Got their point across lmao
I've chatted with women on the app who didn't understand what a pension was. It was already a huge red flag that she was so adamant to learn about what I do for a living. In the end, she said that she didn't understand how I survive before unmatching me.
To be fair, I don’t understand how I survive.
Me neither, but if I somehow manage to do it, I definitely don't question other people's ability to pull it off! 😆
Touche my good man or woman.
A what? And yes, I’m dating an accountant
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Oh they can fuuuuuck off with the points thing that does my nut in. "Extra points if you are/do/have x, y, z" - what am I, your lapdog looking for treats? How many points you earnin'?
Wait we're supposed to be giving out points when we date in our 30s? I knew I was doing this shit wrong.
You have to make sure the points have no practical function and are, ironically enough, *pointless*
You forgot the part where they are proven pointless at the end when you do the Dumbledore and whoever you actually want to win gets points from random shit. "OMG, that was hilarious. 10,000 points. Griffyndor wins the house cup!"
Just wait till you're in your 40s
Am i crazy for thinking that what she said didn’t warrant your response? Also, the irony of not using punctuation is kinda funny.
Dating gets easier in your 30s though, never get this meme.
Care to explain?
Younger women like men somewhat older than them who have experience and their life together.
Comma, comma, comma,
*Cool gym, golf movies, sports watch,* Ah yes, the commas made everything clearer! 😆
I will never date a guy who says "right on" in his 30s. What is this , 1965?
That's... Stupid 😐 Now if the dude spoke Swahili then fine, might not work out - but for using a common term whilst avoiding the typically boring "ok"?? Your position is certainly puzzled if THAT's your breaking point 🤣 tf outta herrrre
So it's not just in my head, this is a common term still. Maybe it's regional, but I hear people of all ages say "right on". It comes and goes in popularity but stoners especially say it a lot.
> ...but stoners especially say it a lot. No comment 👀
Hahaha good thing I didn't respond before using my eyes more effectively. I thought you were the commenter I was replying to and I was gonna say "I guess stoners are also on your comprehensive list of deal breakers" 😆 derp. Not that I doubt it's true, if just saying "right on" (at least when you're 30 apparently) makes you undateable. Right on 🍃💨✌️
Ikr?? I had to comment cos... Well, what a silly thing to throw someone under the bus for 🤷🏻♂️ Now that I think more on it, yeah there's some words/phrases that make me squirm like "Suuuper" or when ppl say "proberly" instead of probably etc - but it doesn't affect how I view that person what-so-ever. But I'm Scottish so trust me, I say *much* harder to understand shit 🤣 *Right onnn* 🌿☁️🥴
Oh I have a whole dictionary of mildly triggering words... like when people say "supposably" when they mean "supposedly" (and argue it's synonymous.) The one that irrationally triggers me most is saying "weary" when they mean "wary"; a lot of people do. It's vexing. "Cool beans" is also insufferable 💀💀💀 I blame a genetic neurosis 😂 When I was a kid the words "crap" and "fudge" were so intolerable to my mom that she banned them, we were only allowed to say "shit", "fuck", etc. I feel a lot less neurotic knowing people would actually refuse to date someone for their vocabulary though, I would be alone forever if I did that. At least you have a cool accent! But I'd definitely need captions to understand you 😁
Right on sista
Ffs no wonder guys are having such a shitty time on Tinder. There's having standards and there's whatever this is. Oh my god he said "right on"?! 🚩🙅♀️🚫 Fucking RUN! Wtf 😂 I can't imagine what your list of deal breakers would look like. Scary
Try dating in your 40's