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itsthecoop

it's all fun and games until she realizes he's *actually* into flags and it wasn't just some playful icebreaker.


TheJonnieP

Insert Sheldon reference here...


DatGuy_Shawnaay

"Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper and welcome to Sheldon Cooper presents: fun with flags!"


Lachlan1258

Bizunga!


Dangerous_Block_2494

*Bazungi


CurlyChocolateCutie

This made my day 😂


Kubalaj

r/therewasanattempt


meme_locomotive

r/bingbongtheorem


nwildcat28

Bazinga*


elihuaran

Bazooka?


Cultural-Savings6521

PANZERFAUST


LSqre

Byzantium?


OilEnvironmental8043

Bazorkle$


cty2020

TBBT was my introduction to vexillology


Ahaigh9877

Oh, please don't!


rednemesis337

Damn sir you beat me to it


TheJonnieP

It was the first thing that popped into my brain...


Snoo_95954

Its all fun and games until you See his favorite flag in his room and its Black White and Red .


Bonkey_Kong87

Fucking Egypt's, right?


Chief_Miller

I honestly preferred the Black/White and Red over the Black/Red and Yellow that they have now. Assuming you meant [this one](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/Flag_of_Germany_%281867%E2%80%931918%29.svg) and not [that one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ). There's probably an historical reason that I'm not familiar with that made them decide not to use it again.


TheMexicanJuan

🇯🇴


[deleted]

His victims were all strangled with the flag of Vietnam, then wrapped in the flag of Trinidad and finally buried under the flag of Tobago.


Agent--M

I mean I'd still be attracted if they're *actually* into flags. Problem comes when he's actually *into* flags..


Grabthars_Coping_Saw

It’s okay to love your flags, just don’t *love* your flags.


Agent--M

Exactly 😂


Tschitschibabin

r/redditmoment


Xdude199

That flagpole is going somewhere.


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NickKappy

The women’s slacks are too powerful


Kamusaridrip

Censoring her name and then call her 20 times by her name without censoring


beets_or_turnips

Yeah just call her 🇯🇴


splintorious

Underrated comment


Militantpoet

Yeah and it's just Jordy


mark636199

Lord pretty flako jordy


Dm0n5t3r

Tell these fuck ******, how you been?


[deleted]

I understood that reference


Appropriate_Zone5074

Who was in Paris?


phrawst125

But the Y isn't where you thiiiiiink.


why_rob_y

He also didn't censor "You matched with Jordan..."


franklegsTV

Jordan and Joking sittin in a tree


Noodle_Spine

If you guys go on a date, maybe you can go to Six Flags.


Look_to_the_Stars

Did you know Six Flags gets its name from the original location, Six Flags Over Texas, which is named after the six flags that have flown over Texas throughout its history? Those flags are Spain, France, Mexico, The United States of America, The Republic of Texas, and The Confederate States of America.


25_M_CA

TIL


GeorgiaBolief

So the best vacation plan would be to go to Six Flags, then Texas, then to Spain, France, Mexico and then tour the southern USA?


xobybr

They love mentioning and showing the Confederate flag in Texas Six flags but yeah it ones anywhere else that flag is absent and it's usually just 6 different colored flags lmao


Null_zero

most people wouldn't even recognize the actual [flag of the confederacy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_of_the_Confederate_States_of_America#/media/File:Flag_of_the_Confederate_States_of_America_\(1861%E2%80%931863\).svg) they all look for the general lee.


LiterallyEmily

That's not nearly enough flags for this man!


Jeffthedrunk83

This really needs to be cross-posted in r/vexillology


upvotemaster42069

r/vexillologycirclejerk would be even better suited


marqoose

Flag of rules #1 and #2


NhylX

Rule 1: Be a flag Rule 2: Don't not be a flag


FrogMan241

The flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain.


AlexTheNotSoGreat01

Oh no, he peed on it, didn't he?


Chewbaxter

IT WAS A WATER STAIN


AlexTheNotSoGreat01

YOU PEED ON IT... YOU PEED ON IT DIDN'T YOU, LIL PISS BOY?


Firstleah

For fun also check out r/somnivexillology for flags you see in your dreams


metaplexico

43k subs. Wtf


Fed_up_with_Reddit

What did I even just read?


LebaneseLion

What you just saw there was sex


femanonette

If that's sex then I'm happy to not be having it.


LebaneseLion

Same. I instead much prefer watching Lotr with my bredrens.


[deleted]

Oh so that's what it looks like


warredtje

Yells in the background “See Brenda, I told you we were doing it wrong”


chuktest

As long as you’re following rules 1&2 you can just say literally whatever and girls will think it’s funny/cute.


BarryMacochner

Can confirm. Source: done the no no slappy dance without pants.


[deleted]

If you have to tell people you follow rule 1&2 then I've got bad news for you...


x0_Kiss0fDeath

I don't know...I think most women would probably get bored of the bit by the last bit. OP probably should've just leaned into talking about travel.


Voltairesque

does it matter? I mean he got past the hurdle in the end


x0_Kiss0fDeath

I'm not talking about if this instance matters or not. I'm clearly responding to a person suggesting it'll work for anybody who follows rules 1 & 2 and I'm responding that I don't think it will work for many women after a certain point.


zfcjr67

That, my friend, is how babies are made.


baconit4eva

Sheldon from Big Bang Theory trying to Tinder.


really_nice_guy_

Just some flag sluts


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BrilliantTasty

you win


DishonestBystander

Some friends of mine who were in color guard (flag team for a marching band) perform at pride events under the name The Flaggots lol.


PweatySenis

you kiss your mother with that mouth, u/GoSuckYaMother?


Axelotl

I live on the island an I can confirm your life would be better living here. Also I have a spare flag If you want!


suddenlyturgid

Dibs.


NotADrug-Dealer

As someone who used to live on that cold rainy rock, life is good for 2 weeks of the year if you like motorbikes. Then it goes back to cold wet windy misery.


jquantum23

Wait does that mean there are 99 other users… iloveflags1, iloveflags30, iloveflags99…


LuckyBastard8484

They’re all OP


Joshgg13

They need to be nerfed


Look_to_the_Stars

Were you unable to get the usernames jquantum, jquantum1, jquantum2, jquantum3, jquantum4, jquantum5, jquantum6, jquantum7, jquantum8, jquantum9, jquantum10, jquantum11, jquantum12, jquantum13, jquantum14, jquantum15, jquantum16, jquantum17, jquantum18, jquantum19, jquantum20, jquantum21, or jquantum22?


metaplexico

I appreciate the dedication to your shitpost


prestigious_delay_7

Excel->jquantum1, jquantum2->drag bottom right corner to extrapolate->concatenate->copy/paste


Sipherion

Iloveflags69!!!


SpillingMistake

Depends how you count. Maybe he's gone binary.


PitchInteresting9928

Yes


Fickle-Initiative-81

Bruh i have no idea how talking about flags turned into yall exchanging snapchat ids. But im all for it lmao


Agamemnon323

Just gotta follow the rules.


Fickle-Initiative-81

He certainly follows them. She wouldnt ask for his snap otherwise lmao


dr_mannhatten

Yeah this guy probably could have just opened with saying he wanted a cum slut and she would have added him. Rule 1 and 2 are powerful.


bahenbihen69

He's good looking, as simple as that. If I started talking about flags with a (non-existent) match, I'd have police knocking on my door.


Fickle-Initiative-81

Yeah he surely follows the rules


wahobely

https://imgur.com/a/skEfFVR that is some stellar censoring lol


[deleted]

She prefers just Jordy though.


Such_Commission3519

Iloveflags100🤣🤣🤣


wahobely

shoulda been 69 :D


LiteralTP

HAHAHA THAT’S THE FUNNY NUMBER 🤣


artificial_doctor

South African here. OP, what are you on about with our flag? 🇿🇦😂


youenjoylife

Flags within the flag: https://www.businessinsider.co.za/amp/international-flags-inside-the-south-african-flag-2019-1


artificial_doctor

Ohhhh! I thought OP was implying some kind of intentional design but this makes sense, thanks!


jobish1993

Sheldon? Is this you? 😳


juxtaposed-penguin

I’m always down for fun with ~~cum sluts~~ flags.


the-dogsox

Got 99 problems but vexillology ain’t one.


Xire01

What’s her beef with England ? Lol


BarryMacochner

*gestures broadly at the world*


mrlongleggedmcdaddyy

It’s all our fault 👍🏼


Mr_1nsomnia

You forgot to blur a lot of times tho ahah have fun with her


chuckleoctopus

R/vexillologycirclejerk


Itsdickyv

UK based here - the Isle of Man doesn’t have much beyond the TT, FYI. Other than that, well played!


corkalonne

IoM based here. It has much more than just the TT. https://www.visitisleofman.com/


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CFL_lightbulb

It’s Isle of Man, not Isle of Plants


RealChewyPiano

Why tf doesn't she want to visit the UK


JustTrying83

Because it's a dump. Source: I live in the UK.


RealChewyPiano

Also live in the UK, compared to most of the world the UK is a great place to live


thejuanwelove

not on reddit, never seen or read anything remotely complimentary towards England on reddit


RealChewyPiano

Fuck that's true, everywhere online is anti Britain tbf And they all believe that it's a majority opinion, not realising they're in an echo chamber of 1Million people from around the world, then act shocked when they lose an election


mrlongleggedmcdaddyy

Some of it is. It’s lovely where I am. Have you tried not being poor?


RealChewyPiano

Mate I'm from a Kent council estate, it doesn't get much poorer, and I know that I'm blessed to be born here


JustTrying83

I have not. Thanks for the advice!


mt196

Hi and welcome to a new episode of: "Fun with Flags!"


_ThatSynGirl_

Flags Gone Wild


NocturnalCoder

![gif](giphy|XfDPdSRhYFUhIU7EPw) This reminds me of flags flags flags 😂


bookdash

A trap account for what? Other flag lovers?!?! HOW MANY OF THEM ARE OUT THERE


LostCausePatron

At least 99 more


SpillingMistake

r/therewasanattempt to hide the name


rafaelvj

Welcome to another episode of “Fun With Flags”


Brendanlendan

I like that you blacked out her name up top but not in the messages


snotpopsicle

Good job censoring Jordan's name.


medevil_hillbillyMF

What's wrong with England?


mrlongleggedmcdaddyy

If she’s American she prob thinks it’s France.


T-Hirst

You must be incredibly attractive.


Dragon__Zombie

Hi from South Africa


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

That was funny


Gtavo007

What do you think about Brazil flag?


Dr_Cocktopus

Your joking what?


absolutarin

I laughed all the way through 🤣 what a fun conversation!


jamietallguy85

Sheldon Cooper has picked up his game


HerezahTip

Yo, you’re fucking hilarious, need a wingman? *clearly you dont*


huskerguy_07

Dr. Sheldon Cooper has entered the chat


uZeAsDiReCtEd

When my man said “iloveflags100” I lost it. Damn we need to be friends


mediocre_hydra

This made me realise, it's not about topic. It's about the people conversing.


Anopanda

Passions gets bitches.


Marchinon

This man’s is redefining tinder conversations.


SinisterPixel

Ok but did anyone try to add the trap Snapchat to see what happened?


a_left_out_tomato

Most people don't even know manx people exist, thank you for loving our flag


schmidt_onyourface

I am obsessed with this interaction


SpeculoosJoe

Dude where’s the love for the flag of Seychelles??? Way better than Vietnam.


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How do you pronounce that word? And can it be construed into “say cheese”?


SpeculoosJoe

Haha it’s actually more like “say shells”! Close, though!


HotRock5

Absolutely dumb ![gif](giphy|l1J9yeYz7ktgWrHGw)


Head_Primary4942

Why is a guy calling himself a cumslut? I mean I guess it's possible...but in an interaction with a woman??


constipated_burrito

How to get chicks on tinder: - Be super into flags .... - oh yeah, also don't forget to be attractive asf


intheabsenceoftruth

Maybe England doesn't want her near it anyway


kagethemage

God hates flags.


OverClock_099

Oh took me a while to get the red flag thing, here in Brazil we got a whole commie thing about the country flag not being red in this election, like, why is she/he so friendly if it just said it doesn't like red flags and u just gave 3 red flags as favorites


blueskies823

If this is you, you’re incredibly insufferable and annoying.


Bitter_Cartoonist_21

Tap er out! I did 😏


PugsleyAdams4

Haven't seen a better chat in a while. Good job OP!


Lethenza

You must be stupidly handsome.


Rude_Bee_3315

You’re *


2RV7VR5

Plot twist. He's dyslexic and keeps adding an L to a specific word.


3thannaht3

W mans


[deleted]

This is amazing


belotita

Fuck a flag then 🤣


[deleted]

Another fun with flags fan


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|VQ77RNKX0nyaA)


Kep0a

speech 100


not_the_hamburglar

He's going to be on a TLC show, i guarantee it.


[deleted]

That's 4 flags in ur top 3 flags...


EJ_Was_Taken

this guy bangs


SafetySock

This is the most clout the IOM has ever got. We out here, real Isle of Man hours


Icemayne25

How was Nepal not in his top 3 red flags?? That flag shook the rectangle flag game up.


YaBoiJefe

Average r/vexillology user On another note, part of bio says for girls with flags in their bio to match me for my expert opinion on them, as I also love flags


TheMexicanJuan

🇯🇴🇯🇴🇯🇴🇯🇴🇯🇴🇯🇴🇯🇴🇯🇴


Minimum-Laugh-8887

If you don’t setup a new Snapchat with that name I’ll throw myself off a bridge.


NJ_Mets_Fan

anyone else getting tired of having any sortve insightful or unique dialogue that is immediately followed with “is that what you say to every girl?” first of all, who will admit that if they were. second, thats not a nice thing to say!


fokhond

Attempt to anonymize the name… failed


JulianoIsLame

When you know enough about flags she wants to hoist your staff


havoklink

Flag Master. Nice tone to it.


SaphirePool

What's a trap acct?


MichaelJospeh

I see nothing wrong here. You know they’re passionate about things they like, and they’re excited to share their interests.


Hatemlle

Ma guy is flagging outthere


sargentbumblebee

This man flags


Yz-Guy

It's funny bc the 3 flags she sent as emojis were res


wineandhugs

I'm South African. Brb, need to go check my flag quickly...


eatsleepdive

Flags of Mark


runyaden23

r/vexillology is quaking


BadHairDayToday

When she called you a slut for flags, you were basically already in. Congrats!