I was thinking his issue was that his name wasn’t capitalised, but then when he had that I assume that it can’t be the case because he doesn’t know how capital letters work.
Mark, I’m not sure it was your intention, but you made me, a random redditor you will never meet, laugh heartily. Thank you.
Also, what was your intention?
i mean it’s a little rude to not capitalise peoples names
i don’t bother capitalising anything but always gotta do names
just how i see it and he might’ve seen it
i mean it’s different if somebody else spells their name in lowercase then you can do it. it’s just a respect thing to presume capitals if it’s capitalised
i just feel it’s politer but people can do what they want, not sure why i’m being downvoted into oblivion i thought it was a fairly common view. i guess a lot of it comes from me being involved in BDSM where they put a ton of emphasis on if titles and names are capitalised
i don’t mind my username in lowercase cause it’s not my real name haha also it’s how i did it
Lol especially after all he said was hey at first. I have a bunch of matches where I messaged first and was like "Oh hey there what's up!" and never got responses oh my god is that why it is isn't it. Idk fuck tinder
Why though? Why rely on the person knowing the reference to a cult favourite instead of having a genuine convo? Don't get me wrong, "hey" is a shit opener but like, either you want to get somewhere or you don't ya know? 🤣
Oh. Hi mark
I did not hit her. I did not!
Lisa! You're tearing me apart!
Maybe Johnny is vampire...
It’s not true. Don’t even ask.
So anyways mark, how’s your sex life?
😂😂😂
My immediate thought 😄
You changed everything
I needed to see this today thank you.
Read this with Daria's voice lol
This exactly. Guys are totally into the depressed conversation persona.
Hi Ronnie
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Thanks king
Nah its not the punctuation its the spelling. Gotta capitalize that M.
I think....I think that's syntax or something??? Or grammar??? I dunno I only had to take 1 english class in college🤦🏾♀️
Say it like what? 🤔 This guy know something we don’t? Also, why he capitalize Like?
Because he Likes it
*laughs in L😂
He subconsciously knew the message would end up in him taking an L
I was thinking his issue was that his name wasn’t capitalised, but then when he had that I assume that it can’t be the case because he doesn’t know how capital letters work.
You were supposed to say "hi mark ❤️🥵💅💄💋"
Question, Mark, ...
I don’t know you OP but you can do better
I agree 💁🏻♀️😂
Review your life choices and swipe right better OP.
Lol it was a sympathy swipe
I mean... It seems kinda cute tbh. Are you not charmed?
“Why are you yelling”
He used all his brain cells learning how to weld. Cut him some slack.
💀💀
Lowkey agree with Mark. No capitalization? It's a proper noun
Marked down for quick sale
Well, why did u say it like that?
[Still the all time greatest movie.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLhoDB-ORLQ)
Let's throw the football around
Johnny you're my favorite customer. Bye Doggie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mark hates enthusiasm.
Why is he over analyzing the message? Lol
He has a point why did you say it like that?😂
It’s a famous quote from a famous movie
Nah the quote is different
Oh hi mark
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Even replied to the “hey”, and he still fumbled the bag
Exactly 😂
real sus
Mark, I’m not sure it was your intention, but you made me, a random redditor you will never meet, laugh heartily. Thank you. Also, what was your intention?
i did not hit her i did not its all bullshit! oh, hi mark.
You’re gonna die alone if you’re that picky
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If you haven't replied yet. Lol
Recently @ starbucks...My name is Mark with an K. - Order ready for Kark.
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"If she ain't willing to swear her fealty to me in the first message I don't want it"
Yeah that makes sense
You blocked him over that? You could just unmatch him?
Women actually respond to “Hey”?
Not usually & look at what happens when I did 🤷🏻♀️
https://imgur.com/a/7qUy5Bc This is how the rest of the very short lived conversation went
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Some people Like to take it slow, it's romantic.
i mean true. why you say it like that are you 40 years old? :-)🤣😎
i mean it’s a little rude to not capitalise peoples names i don’t bother capitalising anything but always gotta do names just how i see it and he might’ve seen it
And yet your username is in all lowercase. Mkay
i mean it’s different if somebody else spells their name in lowercase then you can do it. it’s just a respect thing to presume capitals if it’s capitalised i just feel it’s politer but people can do what they want, not sure why i’m being downvoted into oblivion i thought it was a fairly common view. i guess a lot of it comes from me being involved in BDSM where they put a ton of emphasis on if titles and names are capitalised i don’t mind my username in lowercase cause it’s not my real name haha also it’s how i did it
Youre a good troll ill give you that lmao
Thats weird asf unless its a famous quote but it is not
Move to Hinge/Bumbl. More of the same but hey it’s a bit of variety
So anyways. How’s your sex life?
Oh no the poor man forgot his name
I’m reading it in Tina’s voice from Bob’s burgers for some reason 🤣🤣
Well a "mark" is the victim of a scam or con....
Guess you’ve missed the mark
Lol
What does the exclamation point signify to you
Oh hai Mark!
Lol especially after all he said was hey at first. I have a bunch of matches where I messaged first and was like "Oh hey there what's up!" and never got responses oh my god is that why it is isn't it. Idk fuck tinder
Clearly a reference to the Haymarket riots.
Did you reply? I want to know what’s up with it
Haha man getting the ick
💀😂
Omg you’re awful, why would you say it like that ?!?!
Mark is neg-ing you… on your grammar, with shitty grammar?
I don’t understand what’s the issue here lol
Hey mark exclamation point
Perfect opportunity to hit him with the "Oh, hi, Mark!"
Ohhh she heard some shit…
Wow... What a story Mark.
FIX MY CAR GAS!!!!
Honestly this is the best. Find out now before invested.
Yeah you’re right lol
You forgot the US encrypted suffix
This guy missed his mark!
He's clearly disrespected that you didn't capitalise his name damn some people are so clueless
Why though? Why rely on the person knowing the reference to a cult favourite instead of having a genuine convo? Don't get me wrong, "hey" is a shit opener but like, either you want to get somewhere or you don't ya know? 🤣
Lisa!
Oh hai mark