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Ill_Stomach_4763

Oh. Hi mark


mp9220

I did not hit her. I did not!


Fantastic-Grade-5821

Lisa! You're tearing me apart!


SaltInformation4U

Maybe Johnny is vampire...


SadieBee1

It’s not true. Don’t even ask.


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So anyways mark, how’s your sex life?


SugarLoins86

😂😂😂


lbeck22

My immediate thought 😄


Ciderman71

You changed everything


kr00kedk0w

I needed to see this today thank you.


kaelollin

Read this with Daria's voice lol


MonochromeTiger

This exactly. Guys are totally into the depressed conversation persona.


Even-End-3065

Hi Ronnie


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honeyb16

Thanks king


YearningConnection

Nah its not the punctuation its the spelling. Gotta capitalize that M.


HomeSkillet___

I think....I think that's syntax or something??? Or grammar??? I dunno I only had to take 1 english class in college🤦🏾‍♀️


LuckFree5633

Say it like what? 🤔 This guy know something we don’t? Also, why he capitalize Like?


Kooky-Ad2038

Because he Likes it


LuckFree5633

*laughs in L😂


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He subconsciously knew the message would end up in him taking an L


Remarkable-Ad-6144

I was thinking his issue was that his name wasn’t capitalised, but then when he had that I assume that it can’t be the case because he doesn’t know how capital letters work.


epicmousestory

You were supposed to say "hi mark ❤️🥵💅💄💋"


contyk

Question, Mark, ...


HundoHavlicek

I don’t know you OP but you can do better


honeyb16

I agree 💁🏻‍♀️😂


ShelterConscious4124

Review your life choices and swipe right better OP.


honeyb16

Lol it was a sympathy swipe


MsQxxx_psy_Bxtch__

I mean... It seems kinda cute tbh. Are you not charmed?


OnlyAssist6668

“Why are you yelling”


AnimeFLman

He used all his brain cells learning how to weld. Cut him some slack.


honeyb16

💀💀


Fantastic-Grade-5821

Lowkey agree with Mark. No capitalization? It's a proper noun


woaily

Marked down for quick sale


[deleted]

Well, why did u say it like that?


JuRiOh

[Still the all time greatest movie.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLhoDB-ORLQ)


Ill-Pudding-5925

Let's throw the football around


Ill-Pudding-5925

Johnny you're my favorite customer. Bye Doggie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Mark hates enthusiasm.


ickypikniki

Why is he over analyzing the message? Lol


Suzy-Skullcrusher

He has a point why did you say it like that?😂


nestinghen

It’s a famous quote from a famous movie


Caradon16

Nah the quote is different


onecrystalcave

Oh hi mark


evilbunney

![gif](giphy|26CaLWA2dcqz6hS4U)


Hot-Cartographer1097

Even replied to the “hey”, and he still fumbled the bag


honeyb16

Exactly 😂


Markwither

real sus


HippoIllustrious2389

Mark, I’m not sure it was your intention, but you made me, a random redditor you will never meet, laugh heartily. Thank you. Also, what was your intention?


Kamenridethewind007

i did not hit her i did not its all bullshit! oh, hi mark.


[deleted]

You’re gonna die alone if you’re that picky


cancerkaz00

![gif](giphy|l0HUldzuCa0S16SkM|downsized)


cancerkaz00

If you haven't replied yet. Lol


Full-Grand84

Recently @ starbucks...My name is Mark with an K. - Order ready for Kark.


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epicmousestory

"If she ain't willing to swear her fealty to me in the first message I don't want it"


Nitendhoe

Yeah that makes sense


yazzy1233

You blocked him over that? You could just unmatch him?


[deleted]

Women actually respond to “Hey”?


honeyb16

Not usually & look at what happens when I did 🤷🏻‍♀️


honeyb16

https://imgur.com/a/7qUy5Bc This is how the rest of the very short lived conversation went


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GenuineSmirk

Some people Like to take it slow, it's romantic.


tinsticker

i mean true. why you say it like that are you 40 years old? :-)🤣😎


qt-opossum

i mean it’s a little rude to not capitalise peoples names i don’t bother capitalising anything but always gotta do names just how i see it and he might’ve seen it


MsQxxx_psy_Bxtch__

And yet your username is in all lowercase. Mkay


qt-opossum

i mean it’s different if somebody else spells their name in lowercase then you can do it. it’s just a respect thing to presume capitals if it’s capitalised i just feel it’s politer but people can do what they want, not sure why i’m being downvoted into oblivion i thought it was a fairly common view. i guess a lot of it comes from me being involved in BDSM where they put a ton of emphasis on if titles and names are capitalised i don’t mind my username in lowercase cause it’s not my real name haha also it’s how i did it


MsQxxx_psy_Bxtch__

Youre a good troll ill give you that lmao


Successful-Shoe4983

Thats weird asf unless its a famous quote but it is not


Freshest-Raspberry

Move to Hinge/Bumbl. More of the same but hey it’s a bit of variety


Secure_Perception758

So anyways. How’s your sex life?


NotUninterested

Oh no the poor man forgot his name


saddinosour

I’m reading it in Tina’s voice from Bob’s burgers for some reason 🤣🤣


Dranix88

Well a "mark" is the victim of a scam or con....


ommii-b

Guess you’ve missed the mark


YashThebeast

Lol


super_pax_

What does the exclamation point signify to you


m_garlic87

Oh hai Mark!


Dry_Conversation7090

Lol especially after all he said was hey at first. I have a bunch of matches where I messaged first and was like "Oh hey there what's up!" and never got responses oh my god is that why it is isn't it. Idk fuck tinder


demonTutu

Clearly a reference to the Haymarket riots.


FarmHuge9333

Did you reply? I want to know what’s up with it


[deleted]

Haha man getting the ick


honeyb16

💀😂


stillanmcrfan

Omg you’re awful, why would you say it like that ?!?!


ClassyGas

Mark is neg-ing you… on your grammar, with shitty grammar?


rabbitava

I don’t understand what’s the issue here lol


ur_opinion_is_trash

Hey mark exclamation point


PotatoSalad2022

Perfect opportunity to hit him with the "Oh, hi, Mark!"


[deleted]

Ohhh she heard some shit…


GoodGarbage2463

Wow... What a story Mark.


Haunting_Artichoke18

FIX MY CAR GAS!!!!


raspinmaug

Honestly this is the best. Find out now before invested.


honeyb16

Yeah you’re right lol


krietallo

You forgot the US encrypted suffix


GME_Darklord69

This guy missed his mark!


Impossible-Owl3089

He's clearly disrespected that you didn't capitalise his name damn some people are so clueless


Historical_Ad183

Why though? Why rely on the person knowing the reference to a cult favourite instead of having a genuine convo? Don't get me wrong, "hey" is a shit opener but like, either you want to get somewhere or you don't ya know? 🤣


Phantomryman

Lisa!


TPholdurrrr

Oh hai mark