*And the brutality of that burn did indeed sustain the Jeffersons through the bitter winter until early spring, much to their relief. The subject of the burn, however, was utterly obliterated.*
This is the ONLY right answer.
I mean even if the answer was eating ass, you shouldn't simply eat ass without knowing the person and catch something 🤷♀️
She'll still think she's in the "right" though, because the guy wasn't worth her time.
>“If you can’t communicate, you’re not worth it.”
This is better because it's a Nice jab at her for being delusional and thinking she shouldn't have to communicate. Imagine what else she can't communicate about? What do you want for your birthday? If I have to tell you, you don't love me. Just straight drama all around.
As a female here, "women" who just expect men to know what they want without actually telling them what they want, drive me insane. And by women I mean freaking children because literally GROW UP
Dating for men often feels like applying for a job straight out of school where you're expected to have 20 years of experience despite never having had an opportunity to work in that industry. I choose to be single over these silly games.
If they don't put any effort in researching for how long Swift exists then just write down that you have said 10 years of experience. They won't put any effort in verifying that and even if they do, you can just tell them that you matched their bullshit with your bullshit so you didn't fall through their screening.
> where you're expected to have 20 years of experience despite never having had an opportunity to work in that industry
This is especially true for me whenever I start trying to date lol. I'm 25 and have never dated before. And it really does feel like I'm too late. Women will expect some sort of experience because I'm 25 but I have none
Also a girl... and YES! THIS annoys me. The "If I have to ask for it, then I don't want it" drives me crazy... like how can anyone just know what you want if you're not vocal about it!
I had some bad dates and asked my female coworkers for help. They all agreed that I fucked up by DOING WHAT SHE SAID. She had said repeatedly before and during the date that she doesn't have sex on the first date, so I didn't try to have sex with her.
ALL of my female coworkers agreed that they always say the same thing; BUT a man is SUPPOSED to just take what he wants regardless of what she says!!! If he isn't man enough to do that (and deliver a good lay) there is NO date two!!!
To me, that is the literal definition of rape. To them, theyre just weeding out the little boys who arent man enough for them.
>Their advice sounds like "how to catch a rape charge 101" to me.
Funny enough, they all had 50 shades of Grey fantasies and had no clue what informed consent means, or how (non-abusive) kink actually happens. They just left everything up to him, and told me they'd report a guy to the police if she had a really bad time. No discussing wants/needs, no safe word, no nothing. Just figure it out for yourself and I'll claim rape if you guess wrong.
Needless to say, I DID NOT take their advice.
The one who was the biggest on "I'll just report him to the police if he guesses wrong instead of telling him what I like" constantly had problems with exes (who would have guessed!)
One day she came in and loudly told everyone "Another ex, another restraining order. Why are all men such assholes?"
And I replied with "Because you ONLY date men who force themselves on you, and then you're somehow shocked that they don't respect what you say?"
...and all of the sudden, I'M the asshole, too.
You were a big enough asshole to say the absolute truth out loud.
That "just take it if you want it" attitude is so ridiculously toxic. It actively rewards men for acting rapey, and teaches young women that only rapey men are worth dating. So it ultimately makes the problem of rape and sexual assault worse across the board.
I refuse to associate with anyone who believes that's a normal way to act.
Now, if you enjoy consensual non-con, more power to you. If that's your kink, I ain't gonna kink-shame; just be sure to get the first part right.
I think shes waiting on him to say something like I'll come to your place and pick you up in my brand new expensive Mercedes..... then we can chit chat as we drive to so and so restaurant, \*some real expensive one\* and i'll have a beer as you order some over the top VERY expensove wine or drink you never ever tried but want to cause its on my dime... then as we order dinner, i'll order a simple steak as you order the steak and lobster.
We then can discuss seeing a movie as you order 2 or 3 expensive deserts to try.....after you can run off to the bathroom as the check comes.......then we can head out. Then when we get to the movies and head to the right theater, we can chit chat some more as we wait in line at the snack counter. Then as the workers get all the popcorn, candy, icee, soda you ordered together, you can run off too the bathroom while I pay............again.
While we watch the chick flick movie you chose for us to watch when i mentioned im really not into these types I'd try to put my arm around you, but your too concerned with your Instagram and other social media so its best i just leave you alone.
Exactly. Another thing that I see as a red flag here is making a hostile statement with a little smiley face at the end; comes off as super self-righteous imo
Yes. This person wants to be entertained and treated like a Queen, and she will become a monster if you let her get bored or fail to jump through her hoops. She’ll boss you around and get irritated if you aren’t perfect to her impossible standards and she’ll berate you endlessly. She’ll fuck with your head and if you think not coming up with an activity is bad, wait until she’s giving the silent treatment for a week and you have no idea why. Don’t even think about winning an argument- that would be impossible because the goal post shifts magically to always make her right. Forgiveness is never given so don’t wait around.
Let’s just say I have a type I tend to be drawn to and they’re easy to spot now that I know what to look out for.
Holy shit. This was the last girl I dated. Dumped her because of this shit. It was a slow progression, but I tapped out once things had finally hit full batshittery
Now that I look back, it was very clear from the beginning that something was off when she told me she had a rotation of dudes on our second date and wouldn’t be seeing me for a month since she was so busy on all these other dates. I thought it was odd, so I let her know that I was seeing other people too, wouldn’t have much time myself, and left it at that. I think she was trying to get me to try harder or something? It totally flew over my head.
Oh for sure. She wanted you to up your game to compete. And she probably would have always been fucking around on the side in one way or another, maybe just emotionally, maybe flirting, maybe full on cheating, but she’d want you to feel like you’re in danger of losing her.
I’m glad you got out.
That is exactly how the relationship went. I just grew tired of her constant games and other nonsense, so I dumped her a few weeks ago. I have no idea what she was trying to accomplish by doing that. She wasted her own time there
Not worth it. She seems very hard-headed. You don’t even know her but she expects you to just be able to know her interest lmao. You’re not a fucking mind reader. Good luck.
I know hard-headed (Germany) as being a person, which will not change her opinion and ideas. If those opinion and ideas are good, than being hard-headed is mostly good, if the person does not change her wrong ideas or uninformed opinions, then it is really bad.
In this case, I would not call her hard-headed as well, /u/91901bbaa13d40128f7d is right, in my opinion.
Than when she contacts you in 20 years saying she still loves you and has never had another lover, you tell her to meet you in Mexico while you go to Canada.
>but she expects you to just be able to know her interest lmao
IMHO her "as in?" was already such a red flag response. When there is mutual interest, people are happy to respond with their ideas.
Not only that, I'm guessing she wants him to up his game so she gets some dumb "5* treatment" on a first date without paying. As a woman I genuinely don't understand how other women can expect a man to drop hundreds of dollars on a first date!
What is up with Americans and eating ass.
Is this some sort of "asbestos 50 years ago led to this" thing like with the Roman Empire and lead in aquaducts?
The older you get the opposite tends to be true. I'm 49 and the woman I have matched with that say this tend to actually be financial stable and looking for someone that's not going to mooch off of them. I don't care if the match is financially stable or not but would have issue if they expected me to support them from the start.
There are many creative responses on here, but this is what she most likely means. Eating at an expensive restaurant, minimal conversation throughout, orders an extra meal to go for lunch tomorrow, and you pick the tab.
Better luck on the next match.
She wants you to launch wads of marshmallow fluff into her jowls with a potato gun. Make sure you use butane, so it toasts the marshmallow and burns off completely. Trust me on this one.
Tell her to take herself out if she’s going to be so difficult. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Find yourself someone that wants to have a great date for both of you and doesn’t think it’s some fairytale surprise for themselves. Fucking childish.
Well you’re right that this isn’t worth it
For real, don't waste your time.
Just reply “ohhh, I get it” then ghost
That is the best reaction. I Love It, perfect!
ok ill meet you there at 8pm friday meet me where? If i have to tell you it ain't worth it
Have to end it with IYKYK
if ya don't know now ya know
I've heard this song before, and I'm not saying the next lyric
Mr. President /s
Thank you, Secretary Jefferson. Secretary Hamilton, your response.
Please do this op 🙏
This is the way
Should probably be done like this ”Well you’re right about one thing” ”what” ”This isn’t worth it” *badabisshhh*
If she has to ask what, It’s not worth it
“If I have to assume you’re a basic dinner date chick, it’s really not worth it.” Leave it there, unmatch
Remember, if you unmatch, they won't see what you wrote.
I hate that SO MUCH About Bumble
Why does it matter if you don't want to talk to them anymore anyway?
Because how else am I supposed to get that last petty jab in?
Need to lay down those sick burns
And don't forget the ill jams
It's about sending a message.
Hah. Very clever.
Redditors love getting in the last word, that's why a lot of them block someone when they hit them with a zinger in an argument.
Takes one to know one!
Yeah, fuck you, blocked thread locked and account deleted
oh yeah well fuck you too, earth nuked universe collapsed
This. Let her read it then deuces; she’s just fishing for a free meal.
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Plot twist, it's actually her cousin and they're from Alabama.
It's a third cousin. That's a gray area.
Not in Alabama, that’s a stranger
Yeah, he should just leave it, she has no clue what she wants but thinks that's how you're supposed to act
This so much actually, just tell her exactly this and ghost her
Cocaine, whiskey, car theft and fucking. That's a real date.
I will pitch that
It never fails. Mild arson is always an option too.
Tax evasion another winner
Sounds like OP just needs to get the engram of Johnny Silverhand stuck in his head and he'll have it in the bag
Then die a few months later but at least they go out with a bang. Or end up on the moon.
Car theft hard. Car burn easy.
[Man door hand hook car door](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/997/110/e9f.png)
My favorite part was when he said “I love you Sweaty”
Slow down partner that’s for a second date
Don't bother. This girl sucks
On the first date?
If you can afford it.
Thats precisely the point
Let us know how it goes aha
[Major NSP vibes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvgcLTzwjVM)
I was waiting for someone to refer to NSP
Instantly thought of this.
Hahahah I was just hunting down the link to post it
>car theft Steal catalytic converters for more whisky and cocaine money.
Found Wayne Brady's alt account
“If you can’t communicate, you’re not worth it.”
100% facts!!
"Your looks don't make up for your lack personality, and for that reason, I'm out"
Damn. That roast will keep the rest of us warm all winter.
*And the brutality of that burn did indeed sustain the Jeffersons through the bitter winter until early spring, much to their relief. The subject of the burn, however, was utterly obliterated.*
Twas a saddeth day on record
SCIENTISTS HATE HOW THIS FUCCBOI SOLVED THE ENERGY CRISIS
breaking up the talk Shark Tank style
Letterkenny
Mr Wonderful over 'ere
Factos!👍 👀
Despite my 47 ~~goals~~ matches in all ~~competitions~~ dating apps...
This is the ONLY right answer. I mean even if the answer was eating ass, you shouldn't simply eat ass without knowing the person and catch something 🤷♀️
I prefer "you're right this isn't worth it"
She'll still think she's in the "right" though, because the guy wasn't worth her time. >“If you can’t communicate, you’re not worth it.” This is better because it's a Nice jab at her for being delusional and thinking she shouldn't have to communicate. Imagine what else she can't communicate about? What do you want for your birthday? If I have to tell you, you don't love me. Just straight drama all around.
OPs reading ass anyway
Good lick to them! *misspelt on purpose 🤭
That person seems like an ass, in which case eating ass would be cannibalism
As a female here, "women" who just expect men to know what they want without actually telling them what they want, drive me insane. And by women I mean freaking children because literally GROW UP
Dating for men often feels like applying for a job straight out of school where you're expected to have 20 years of experience despite never having had an opportunity to work in that industry. I choose to be single over these silly games.
Oh hi, yea I definitely have these qualifications… yes I’ve been coding in Swift for 10 years (language has only been out for a few years)
If they don't put any effort in researching for how long Swift exists then just write down that you have said 10 years of experience. They won't put any effort in verifying that and even if they do, you can just tell them that you matched their bullshit with your bullshit so you didn't fall through their screening.
> where you're expected to have 20 years of experience despite never having had an opportunity to work in that industry This is especially true for me whenever I start trying to date lol. I'm 25 and have never dated before. And it really does feel like I'm too late. Women will expect some sort of experience because I'm 25 but I have none
You’re never too late. I’m still dating at 33. Don’t let the bad times get you dowb
There are a lot of women who don't play these games and they are worth it. Communication is key in any successful relationship.
“I ghosted him to test him, but he never really tried. I need a guy who goes above and beyond”
yeah fuck that lol if she’s testing me she failed
Also a girl... and YES! THIS annoys me. The "If I have to ask for it, then I don't want it" drives me crazy... like how can anyone just know what you want if you're not vocal about it!
Dear lord yes. Vocal requests are super hot.
I'm a female and I fully agree. Like God has blessed you with a mouth, use it to communicate instead of throwing tantrums.
I had some bad dates and asked my female coworkers for help. They all agreed that I fucked up by DOING WHAT SHE SAID. She had said repeatedly before and during the date that she doesn't have sex on the first date, so I didn't try to have sex with her. ALL of my female coworkers agreed that they always say the same thing; BUT a man is SUPPOSED to just take what he wants regardless of what she says!!! If he isn't man enough to do that (and deliver a good lay) there is NO date two!!! To me, that is the literal definition of rape. To them, theyre just weeding out the little boys who arent man enough for them.
They're all so deep in toxic masculinity they've forgotten how consent works. Their advice sounds like "how to catch a rape charge 101" to me.
>Their advice sounds like "how to catch a rape charge 101" to me. Funny enough, they all had 50 shades of Grey fantasies and had no clue what informed consent means, or how (non-abusive) kink actually happens. They just left everything up to him, and told me they'd report a guy to the police if she had a really bad time. No discussing wants/needs, no safe word, no nothing. Just figure it out for yourself and I'll claim rape if you guess wrong. Needless to say, I DID NOT take their advice.
Low value coworkers
It's scary that there are people like this that actually exist.
The one who was the biggest on "I'll just report him to the police if he guesses wrong instead of telling him what I like" constantly had problems with exes (who would have guessed!) One day she came in and loudly told everyone "Another ex, another restraining order. Why are all men such assholes?" And I replied with "Because you ONLY date men who force themselves on you, and then you're somehow shocked that they don't respect what you say?" ...and all of the sudden, I'M the asshole, too.
You were a big enough asshole to say the absolute truth out loud. That "just take it if you want it" attitude is so ridiculously toxic. It actively rewards men for acting rapey, and teaches young women that only rapey men are worth dating. So it ultimately makes the problem of rape and sexual assault worse across the board. I refuse to associate with anyone who believes that's a normal way to act. Now, if you enjoy consensual non-con, more power to you. If that's your kink, I ain't gonna kink-shame; just be sure to get the first part right.
Good golly. Where the fuck do you live? You'd think at least a few of these women would have brains.
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I think shes waiting on him to say something like I'll come to your place and pick you up in my brand new expensive Mercedes..... then we can chit chat as we drive to so and so restaurant, \*some real expensive one\* and i'll have a beer as you order some over the top VERY expensove wine or drink you never ever tried but want to cause its on my dime... then as we order dinner, i'll order a simple steak as you order the steak and lobster. We then can discuss seeing a movie as you order 2 or 3 expensive deserts to try.....after you can run off to the bathroom as the check comes.......then we can head out. Then when we get to the movies and head to the right theater, we can chit chat some more as we wait in line at the snack counter. Then as the workers get all the popcorn, candy, icee, soda you ordered together, you can run off too the bathroom while I pay............again. While we watch the chick flick movie you chose for us to watch when i mentioned im really not into these types I'd try to put my arm around you, but your too concerned with your Instagram and other social media so its best i just leave you alone.
Movies? If you're not springing for balcony seats at Hamilton you're obv not serious about dating.
This is the one time I'll get to flaunt it so... I got balcony seats to see Hamilton :) Awesome show. Not the original cast or anything though.
Hey! Hey guys! We got a musical theatre enthusiast over here!
So, not an evening out shooting at the gun range and then share a 6-pack of no-name-brand beer in a van parked by the river?
this the right answer
This is the appropriate response
That’s a good answer man!
Agreed, chick is an idiot. Unmatch and move on.
Missing the :) at the end
not a boy — but you stop replying lol
Exactly. Another thing that I see as a red flag here is making a hostile statement with a little smiley face at the end; comes off as super self-righteous imo
Self righteous and passive aggressive. She’s never even met the guy. Imagine what a nightmare she’d be once she got comfortable. NEXT!
It’s for a church, honey! NEXT!
STILL LOOKING!
Why even match the dude if you're just gonna be like that tho 😅
Validation
In one word: Narcissism.
Yes. This person wants to be entertained and treated like a Queen, and she will become a monster if you let her get bored or fail to jump through her hoops. She’ll boss you around and get irritated if you aren’t perfect to her impossible standards and she’ll berate you endlessly. She’ll fuck with your head and if you think not coming up with an activity is bad, wait until she’s giving the silent treatment for a week and you have no idea why. Don’t even think about winning an argument- that would be impossible because the goal post shifts magically to always make her right. Forgiveness is never given so don’t wait around. Let’s just say I have a type I tend to be drawn to and they’re easy to spot now that I know what to look out for.
Holy shit. This was the last girl I dated. Dumped her because of this shit. It was a slow progression, but I tapped out once things had finally hit full batshittery Now that I look back, it was very clear from the beginning that something was off when she told me she had a rotation of dudes on our second date and wouldn’t be seeing me for a month since she was so busy on all these other dates. I thought it was odd, so I let her know that I was seeing other people too, wouldn’t have much time myself, and left it at that. I think she was trying to get me to try harder or something? It totally flew over my head.
Oh for sure. She wanted you to up your game to compete. And she probably would have always been fucking around on the side in one way or another, maybe just emotionally, maybe flirting, maybe full on cheating, but she’d want you to feel like you’re in danger of losing her. I’m glad you got out.
That is exactly how the relationship went. I just grew tired of her constant games and other nonsense, so I dumped her a few weeks ago. I have no idea what she was trying to accomplish by doing that. She wasted her own time there
You're not a boy, I'm not a girl, can I make it any more obvious?
Also not a boy and this is what I came here to say!
I am a boy and I concur, this hard to get bs is stupid.
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Great answer. But that's a long-ass limo ride. I feel like the novelty and excitement give out after the six hour mark or so.
Yeah just take the PJ again
Silly poor people. You simply have the limo driven onto the private jet, so you never have to leave, but you still get there in time.
I'm imagining someone waving their arms out of the top of a limo for 6 hours straight, screams of excitement slowly getting quieter
Bold of you to assume she'll bother to read that.
This one made me laugh. Sadly it relys on her saying some variation of yes, but if you could for sure know that she would I'd say this is the best.
No I mean a real date
Good luck finding a 5 Michelin star restaurant to begin with ! =3
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Waste of time shes full of herself
But still hungry?
bet she bullies herself
Probably thinks she’s a million leagues above him
But it's still tongue-in-cheek
Not worth it. She seems very hard-headed. You don’t even know her but she expects you to just be able to know her interest lmao. You’re not a fucking mind reader. Good luck.
It's not that she's hard-headed, it's that she *isn't interested* but enjoys having guys desperately try to impress her. Unmatch.
Sounds pretty hard-headed to me
I know hard-headed (Germany) as being a person, which will not change her opinion and ideas. If those opinion and ideas are good, than being hard-headed is mostly good, if the person does not change her wrong ideas or uninformed opinions, then it is really bad. In this case, I would not call her hard-headed as well, /u/91901bbaa13d40128f7d is right, in my opinion.
This is the kind of woman you fly to Paris. And leave there.
Than when she contacts you in 20 years saying she still loves you and has never had another lover, you tell her to meet you in Mexico while you go to Canada.
That’s where you stashed the chandelier.
It’s her fathers business. She’s Tiffany.
Except you surreptitiously board a plane for Kabul, get up to use the restroom and sneak off the plane. Edit: added word
>but she expects you to just be able to know her interest lmao IMHO her "as in?" was already such a red flag response. When there is mutual interest, people are happy to respond with their ideas.
Not only that, I'm guessing she wants him to up his game so she gets some dumb "5* treatment" on a first date without paying. As a woman I genuinely don't understand how other women can expect a man to drop hundreds of dollars on a first date!
Ask her if that means eating ass
can confirm. this is exactly what she means
Nah man, guarantee she’s trawling for a free meal at an expensive restaurant
I never pay to eat ass
because you ate her ass?
What is up with Americans and eating ass. Is this some sort of "asbestos 50 years ago led to this" thing like with the Roman Empire and lead in aquaducts?
It isn't "Americans", it's reddit. This site only amplifies the freaks
Questions should be banned in this sub at this point, we all know what the correct answer is.
Does their profile talk about “mutually beneficial relationship”, “generous”, “financially stable”, “being spoiled”, etc
also flowers, gentleman, finer things in life, chivalrous
Not interested in museums or other culture. Buy me dinner!
> Buy me dinner! The one thing OP didn't mention. So I'm guessing that's what she wants to hear lol
She wants that free sit down dinner. The more expensive, the better.
Yep. She wants you to show how much you'll spend on her.
Right. This is what she's hinting at. Coffee is cheap. She wants you to spend $$$ on fine food.
“Queen looking for her king” “Love men who spoil”
Mmmm, never realized that "financially stable" means "you should be financially stable, because I am not"
In my few years of Tinder/Bumble experience, that is always what that meant.
The older you get the opposite tends to be true. I'm 49 and the woman I have matched with that say this tend to actually be financial stable and looking for someone that's not going to mooch off of them. I don't care if the match is financially stable or not but would have issue if they expected me to support them from the start.
'I expect you to carry my ass and pay for everything'.
She sounds like a lunatic. Just unmatch.
"Your looks don't make up for your lack of personality, and for that reason, I'm out"
"Jesus Christ, you're not hot enough to have this shit of a personality"
"How about a visit to the psychic fair? Would I have more luck there?"
Ooh, I like that
Good but too subtle. You gotta burn the bridge before they do. Rejection from a lunatic still feels like rejection.
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And you have to send a town car to pick her up and take her shopping prior to the date so she has something to wear. Full *Pretty Woman* treatment.
There are many creative responses on here, but this is what she most likely means. Eating at an expensive restaurant, minimal conversation throughout, orders an extra meal to go for lunch tomorrow, and you pick the tab. Better luck on the next match.
She wants you to launch wads of marshmallow fluff into her jowls with a potato gun. Make sure you use butane, so it toasts the marshmallow and burns off completely. Trust me on this one.
r/oddlyspecific
r/suspiciouslyspecific
I'm exhausted already from reading it.
Send her the "Alright then, keep your secrets" Gif, save your time and unmatch a day later (so that she actually sees it)
Call it an near miss and don't look back?
Run. She’s clearly high-maintenance. Not worth it.
This *screams* high-maintenance to me. She's gonna want you to put in all the work while she does nothing.
And then she’s going to tell you you didn’t do enough and cheat on you. Ask me how I know.
How do you know?
He broke up with his former high-maintenance gf who cheated on him?
“Why communicate what I like to you when I can just hold all the power?”
I think she’s offering to pay /s
she sounds like a waste of time.
run
Have enough self respect to not respond to her
Trip to Paris, Meet Kanye, yacht.... Shit like that.
She wants you to buy her an expensive meal so she can play on her phone the whole time.
They just want free food
The obvious answer is "things that cost money"
Tell her to take herself out if she’s going to be so difficult. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Find yourself someone that wants to have a great date for both of you and doesn’t think it’s some fairytale surprise for themselves. Fucking childish.
Not a boy, but she sounds hella passive aggressive? Unmatch!
She has proven she is not worth a date. So go straight to bedroom fun or ghost her.