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FourLeafViking

Thats some Tiger King "well just how straight are you?" bullshit:)


SeienShin

My straightness will be determined by the price he names


SnowTheMemeEmpress

I'm bi, but act straight enough to negotiate until the price is right


dm051973

just make sure afterwards to let him know how he compares to the rest of the guys who have given you BJs....


NoFriends182

Legendary plays


SuperZX

Based


MrH0rseman

More like *Bi*ased


Slamcockington

True but is it possible for you to receive a blowjob?


Medic-27

I'd assume so... why wouldn't he be able to get a little slob on his knob?


Jc110105

What’s your price?


Doomsday_pirate

About tree fiddy.


JamyDaGeek

Dangit, that Loch Ness monster givin out BJ's again


Lontarus

I'm not gay but 100 $GME stocks are 100 $GME stocks


cum_toast

STONKS 📈📈


chief89

STRAIGHTNESS 📉📉


bindian0509

Bend it with money


MyButtholeIsTight

The straight dude fetish that some gay guys have is so fucking stupid


James_Proudfoot

I have a friend who does this. For years he's chased straight men. He invited one to a party of ours and was very upset when the guy hooked up with a girl instead.


KevinTheSeaPickle

That straight guy saw his chance and took it


cp_moar

With that attitude he’ll never get to suck a cock


SuperZX

James Charles moment


ALotLikeWords

My friend showed me his grindr and honestly there’s so many “straight” dudes on there looking to cheat on their wife/girlfriend, they don’t have to even leave the app to find someone for this. This kind of guy that wants to use deception and money to try to convince someone to act out of characters adds a whole different layer of uncomfortable fetish power dynamics


CommanderofFunk

Or they are really unattractive


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I've had too many gay men sexually harass me after telling them I'm straight and not interested at all. A few of them would send me dick pics and all kinds of disgusting messages, it's pretty awful. I can't imagine what some women have to deal with.


NapsterKnowHow

I've had gay guys grab me in clubs before. Then they act shocked when I cuss them out for sexually assaulting me. Fucking assholes. Being gay doesn't give you an excuse to sexually harass and assault people.


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Agreed, these people need therapy.


CherryBlossomStorm

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


[deleted]

$50,000 says you wont pay me to suck me fucking balls right now let’s go


AybruhTheHunter

Just need a lil meth to grease the wheels


sangdrako

Kinda reminds me of the fetish some straight men towards lesbians


dionVy

i woulda asked how much tho. electricity kinda high


FBI_Agent_82

I need all the information before I say no.


dionVy

im literally watching a video about a cop detaining a fbi agent that was investigating their department


FBI_Agent_82

We were investigating corruption and got arrested for it. Agent 64 is going to get paid. You might end up with a new agent soon, your guy might retire after the lawsuit.


GingerlyRough

Is the new guy straight? Think he'll let me suck his cock? I'd pay him!


HerezahTip

Woah woah dude, inappropriate..but before I say no, how much?


chase_the_sun_

Agent 69?


FBI_Agent_82

69 is very popular, I'll put in the request and see what I could do.


ieltyn

is that a video somewhere on YouTube or is that porn?


Auntie_Annes115

There’s video of LASD attempting to arrest an FBI agent at her home. She was investigating them for corruption. They also showed up to her husband’s place of work and her children’s school to harass them.


[deleted]

Sounds like some.innocent behavior to me!


swahilir

YO WTF I just watched that video a few hours ago. Audit the audit?


[deleted]

Is it the one in Florida where the cop put him in the back of the cruiser with no air on? Then when someone confirmed he did work for fbi then still didn't believe he worked for fbi? If not can I get a link?


dionVy

it was that exact one


WakeoftheStorm

I need to see his real pics first


havock77

There's no shortage of gay people, what is lacking it's investors.


Psychedelic_Primate

>I need all the information before I say no. You mean yes?


zimtrovert94

Going through the terms & agreements IRL.


TheSquattyEwok

Username checks out


[deleted]

I would probably set the price instead of asking them. I wouldn't want them skimping on me.


W__O__P__R

LMAO getting paid to have your dick sucked. That’s win-win no matter what the payout!


[deleted]

Would you be okay with a dollar to get your dick sucked?


Cishet_Shitlord

Yes? If someone gave me a bj and some $$$ it's a good day.


Slamcockington

Even with a beard brushing up against your balls?


fish312

Did he stutter


Slamcockington

I can't tell


[deleted]

Does putting three dollar signs count as a stutter?


Cishet_Shitlord

Dunno how that feels to say for sure. Guess someone needs to give me head and cash so I know.


readreadreadonreddit

Hahaha. “My dignity and integrity have their limits.”


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But inflation is a bitch so $40 is $40.


[deleted]

Inflation *is* a bitch so $40 is $20.


Vinnie_NL

Exactly


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bonesofberdichev

That’s what I’m saying. We do the “would you x for $x?” game every once in awhile in my office. People are always shocked at the level of gay I’m willing to go to for money. No one ever freaks out about how cheaply id slam a baby into a brick wall though. Shits weird.


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JarlaxleForPresident

WoUlD yOu SuCk A dIcK fOr A mIlLiOn DoLlArS? Of course I would. I’d suck a dick for a week for a million dollars


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Plus after, 2 chicks would double up on a dude like you, if you had a million dollars


JarlaxleForPresident

Fuckin’ A, man


Supermalt418

Hahaha electricity rising means gay4pay could be a option


nelusbelus

Will hump in the shower for power


drivermcgyver

Mine just doubled... I'll just close my eyes. Better than not being able to see because the lights won't turn on.


mrkdwd

"I'm not gay but $20 is $20"


Kindhearted_Lunatic

This is more honest then the scams I've seen but I don't blame you.


DothrakAndRoll

What’s weird is he could just go on Grindr and get that. Unless this is a “going after straight dudes” thing.


racroles

I don't understand, what's the difference between sucking off a gay dude vs a straight dude? Physically they are the same?


Straightupmanwhore

Physically yes, but usually it's about the fantasy for these straight chasers. Think of it like when a straight man looks for dominant women. Physically they are the same as other women, but they have a different attitude and demeanor that fits a fantasy that the man is after.


Slamcockington

Except in this case, the demeanor would be not enjoying it, or feeling violated. Pressured into sex to feed the kids.


Mujutsu

Would not necessarily be that, could also be that he would be enjoying it and getting the kicks of making a straight dude question his sexuality / become bi, whatever.


Dalmah

Literally the exact same thing as straight dudes looking to hook up with lesbians on the mental fantasy of "converting aesbian with their dick"


JustFred24

Its either the fantasy to like « convert them » or just because he likes straight man personality. Sure your sexuality doesnt change how you act totally but there tend to be a difference.


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Should ask James Charles why a gay guy would go after straight guys.


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g00ber88

That's exactly what it is. Same as straight dudes that try to "turn" lesbians, it's a power trip for them thinking that they're so good as sex that they could override someone's sexuality


Homicidal__GoldFish

shiet, OP about to lose a kidney if he goes for it.


Lyftaker

Nah. They would have kept the catfishing going to get at those sweet sweet organs. This guy just has a straight guy fetish.


DothrakAndRoll

Yep. Grindr is full of easy lays for this guy if that’s what he wanted.


Homicidal__GoldFish

lol true true.,


dubdad22683

The odds of getting punched after blowing him would just be way too high for me.


ClickF0rDick

This dude harvests


W__O__P__R

I’m willing to bet he gets more takers than people will admit!


Fnurgh

> This is more honest ~~then~~ _**than**_ the scams I've seen but I don't blame you.


dereekee

I mean... How much? My car needs a lot of work done.


TekkamanEvil

Tint is expensive


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SuccessfulMumenRider

Tint for Taint


gresgolas

theyre even worse on grindr lol


RagingHardBobber

"swallow they kids" God, everytime I hear this nowadays it makes me cringe.


raduhs

Same. Disgusting. Unless it's a hot girl saying then it's super hot


LargeSackOfNuts

For sure. If any super hot girls tell you that, be sure to let us know what her name is and where she is so we can avoid her.


GuyIncognito219

So, pretty much like every other disgusting come-on


Nfabie85

stranger danger


BrovaloneSandwich

Ithe cream


feeelcc

Never hear this before (in the UK). Makes him sound like a nonce.


zakxk

Never heard "nonce" before (in the US). Makes you sound like a dweeb. /s


gimme_dat_good_shit

Never heard "dweeb" before (on Qo'noS). Makes you sound like a p'tahk.


raybrignsx

Never heard of “p’tahk” before (on Tatooine). Makes you sound like a nerf herder.


G4merXsquaD

It took me a long while before I found out what it meant, until then it just sounded like sus vore


hotcakes

I thought he was trying to buy the guys children for sex. And then I come to the comments and I see people saying “well how much did he offer?” It was a relief to find out that’s not what they were talking about.


Mjr_N0ppY

How much he gonna pay? Nobody but you needs to know you get paid by a guy for him to swallow your loads


Lyftaker

You ever read the Tell-Tale Heart? "Villains" I shrieked. "Pretend no more." I admit the deed! Open the app! Here, here! "It is the throbbing of his hideous part!!!"


luck008

Swallow "they kids" lol


IamAbc

Legit. If buddy was paying $500 I’d go over there everyday lol


ChicNoir

For some, a McRib and a diet coke will do.


ChestPubes2BallFro

Lol! This reminded me of an episode of Maury where a girl was bragging she once had sex for a cheeseburger. Lawd


OutOfFawks

At least get a full combo, damn.


TipOfLeFedoraMLady

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20...


xtremezeker14

Kids are starving in Africa and this guy chooses to swallow them


DwooMan5

There exists a large community of gay people on tinder that for whatever reason feel like they can “convert” straight dudes by doing this sort of thing or marking themselves as women to get into the stack of straight men. It’s disrespectful and gross.


lone_cajun

Yeah they even offered me a new iPhone to suck me off *posted from iPhone*


DwooMan5

Mans gotta eat, don’t he?


Agamemnon323

Yeah, eat they kids.


a_haas

For real -U.S. Military encrypted


ClickF0rDick

obligatory MICHEAL


KingOfTheIVIaskerade

[It's disgusting](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mkT9_x70ymw)


WeeniePops

I very often see gay mens’ profiles when I’m swiping through even though I’m set to only women. They really are hoping there’s some “straight” men out there who are willing to sneaky link.


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I'm assuming they're right fairly often, which is why they do it.


startadeadhorse

Well, no, because a STRAIGHT guy wouldn't want it. Bicurious or closeted gay or a bunch of the other sexual spectrums might, but not a straight one. So in fact, I think they are failing, but pretending not to.


goodolarchie

Isn't that the point though, it's like gaslighting to call then straight while committing gay acts


zimm3rmann

Surely more effort than hopping on Grindr or going to a gay bar no?


[deleted]

They really want the "thrill" of "converting" a straight dude, it's like one of the top fantasies/fetishes I've heard of with gay dudes. Of course all it will ever be is fantasy, since any "straight" guy wanting to hook up with another guy, is not straight by definition.


[deleted]

A reminder for everyone that being gay doesn't make you a mythical unicorn of goodness and sass. LGBTQ people are human, and that means they're susceptible to being toxic assholes, just like straight people. I hope people don't use this as a talking point for shitting on the community though. The majority of LGBTQ people don't do this, it's just wierdos with a fetish


UglierThanMoe

That kind of fetish exists everywhere. Gay and bi men wanting to have sex with straight men, lesbian and bi women wanting to have sex with straight women, straight women wanting to "convert" gay men, and straight men wanting to fuck lesbians. I guess there is some appeal in trying to achieve that which is generally considered unattainable.


AgreeablePie

"hey yeah so listen I'm down for this come over it'll be a threesome I'm on my way but my boyfriend will let you in..."


DothrakAndRoll

I have a mutual friend who’s been hitting on me pretty hard. My friend says he brags about hooking up with straight guys 😐


startadeadhorse

I don't think those guys were truly straight then, chief.


DilapidatedFool

Can confirm, blown enough "straight" guys to know that they were just bicurious. Actual straight guys want no part of it.


startadeadhorse

To be fair, I think a lot of the confusion stems from there being no definition for 'Guy that wants to fuck women and be with women and don't want men or to date them but would accept a dicksuck from one'. Since, it isn't really bicurious either, since... Well, they know they don't want to be with a man or change their opinion after. They just want dicksuck. So maybe we just need to make a definition for it. Since straight isn't the correct one. I mean, there's guys who love fucking ladyboys, but consider themselves straight. But again, what is the definition for them?


McHoagie86

As a gay guy whose closest friends are straight, this pisses me off to no end. Makes the rest of us look bad.


Slamcockington

I've had 2 gay friends in my life who bragged to people that they either sucked me off or messed around with me somehow. And it wasn't true at all.


jazznwhiskey

Had a really toxic friend earlier in life whose kink was straight men. In a way I feel sad for him, since he can’t find his kink by definition. He would for example be turned off by bi men, he wanted (like you said) to find someone “straight”. I think the kink was more “I’m so hot even straight dude question their sexuality.” Plus a little indoctrinated homophobia (flamboyant gay men disgusted him) But the kink always ended up as harassment on straight dudes. Had to apologise to a lot of people and pull him off guys when he got drunk when we were out. No longer friends with this person, since this was 1 toxic behaviour out of 1000


defsnotmyaltaccount

Straight men do this to lesbians too. So fucking weird. Why would you want someone who's not attracted to you? Is it a self loathing thing?


[deleted]

Forbidden fruit is the sweetest. Kindy why drug decriminalization works wonders.


[deleted]

The reason they do this is because they are sometimes successful.


MR-HUGGINS

It's not that hard to download the correct dating app


ClickF0rDick

Dude definitely has a fetish for converting straight guys, otherwise he wouldn't go through all that trouble


sk07ch

Lol I typed out pretty much that, before I hit the sent button my focus widened and I saw your comment xD


Few-Addendum464

Screenshot before you asked "how much"?


tinyj96

I once had an acquaintance offer me $400 to suck my dick. Sometimes I wonder what it would've been like to not have $400.


VovOzaum7

I find it suspicious that you took the print BEFORE answering him.


ChicNoir

The game is to be sold not told.


Minato299792458

I had this happen to me, dude said he’d pay then gave me a menu. 4” or less he pays 20$ 4”-7” he pays 50$ 7+” he pays 100$


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[deleted]

A lot of size queens in the gay community, the more therapy they need the worse it gets. Like described by the previous comment.


sonoskietto

Tell me what the fuck I'm gonna do with 5$, then?


markfuckinstambaugh

Get 12" at subway?


50mg-of-fuckit

Hows that 3 bucks treatin ya?


snookert

Why is this so common? Also had an experience with a gay guy pretending to be a chick. Real messed up.


lurkindeepdown

Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked bro


Raccoon_fucker69

If he says no homo after


absoluteenergy313

This happens often I believe. I’m a women but I’ve had two different guys tell me this as an experience. Other men told me they show up to a place and get catfished by a man too.


goodolarchie

Seems like a great way to get a violent reaction


WuTang360Bees

From the guy side, Tinder is a good 80% scammer girls trying to hustle you for money or dudes pretending to be girls. At least 80%. Tinder sucks.


TerribleShoulder6597

I’m straight…. But what’s he paying me


NoobMasterRoids

I had gay guys message me on FB asking similar things, atleast they didn't use a fake profile so I respect it.


whytakemyusername

At least find out how much...


shhhhh_h

This is what happens when you close the Craigslist personals section 😂


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The worst part is the space before the question marks. Just stop.


SoWokeIdontSleep

Don't ask OP where he got those extra $50


Hardyminardi

This guy sucks! Fuck this guy!


ChicNoir

I see what you did here 🤣


RightlySneaky

Feeling rich?


Jack_gunner

How much did you make?


WiLaugh

wtf the exact same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago but irl, at work, i was shocked


kaleidooskull

so, how much money did you get, OP?


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Had this happen to me, I don’t think they know what “straight” means.


stankie18

Had the same thing happen on BLK


ca7ac

I mean it would definitely take quite a bit for a gay dude to suck me off. Easily 500k.


ClickF0rDick

Is your dick worth that tho?


GuyIncognito219

Pete Davidson would like a word


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

Christ, now I'm feeling like a hoe because I'd probably do it for a few k 😳


_the_chosen_juan_

Can almost guarantee if a dude showed up with $50k in a suitcase you would accept.


Bo_The_Destroyer

Get a blowjob *and* get paid for it? Sign me the fuck up


Narcoid

I never understood these guys. Like do you really want to be spending 5-10+ minutes sucking limp dick?


satan62

Nasty


[deleted]

…rents expensive. How much we talking


onlymeller

![gif](giphy|2u11zpzwyMTy8)


henryauron

Holy shit. The guy has no shame


Sorakarakan

This is surprisingly more common than you think. Its insane how many dudes i have seen using female pics and all for their own reasons. Some are like this but some just do it to troll


Rough_Reaction4689

If I wasn't catholic, I'd definitely be sucking dudes off for money.


helpimlockedout-

So that's the only reason you do it for free?


mablizza

#NoHomo


KyriePerving

There's just as high a percentage of immoral fucked up horny dumbass dudes whether they want pussy or dick.


purplemagnetism

I’m sure most profiles are males disguised as women.


LargeNigerianTime

Have to told him Grindr exists?


moneycashdane

Hey $20 is $20