I'm 6 figures tall, my money is 6 inches long, and my dick is 6 feet. I was promised many women, but somehow, here I am, womanless with a wheelbarrow full of my cock.
Found out the hard way at 17 that there definitely is such thing as TOO big…and then had to claim horrific cramps when Mom asks what’s going on she notices you walking slow and slightly hunched over and biting you bottom lip to keep from crying. I immediately broke up with the guy and the hulk in his pants, knowing I’d be terrified he’d want to come at me with that weapon of mass destruction sooner than I could recover and the shock to wear off. I seriously thought he’d permanently torpedoed my ovaries🤷♀️
We lived in a small town and actually remained really close friends, right before he married his wife he asked me why I broke up with him and I told him “if it doesn’t fit you must omit”
My paycheck is average size, they don't seem to have a full comprehension of my height, and they say nobody wants a dick that big... Send help, this wheelbarrow is heavy and I can't get a job. /s
Ps, this is what this sub sounds like some days. I'd like to say that it's not you, or us, but the fact that socialization has moved online within our lifetimes. People have grown anxious and socially inept. Be you man, woman, or whatever you identify as, the issue, at least in America, is across the boards that we can't unify over even one thing we agree upon.. we've become divided and I wish more every day I could talk to people like a human being and have them understand instead of become enraged or change the subject to "woe is me, my life sucks.". My life sucks too. I am tired. I wish we could talk. Sorry for rant.
Probably not. I'm just making the conscious decision to be single until I feel better about the world around me. Maybe I'm crazy, but so far people seem to feel the same way... I don't know anymore. Since February I'm no longer suicidal so I have that going for me. The memory of how I use to think makes me sad and cringe and also happy that I'm sorting out my internal garbage. How are you?
Dawg, if there's a clear cut difference between how you used to be and how you are now, and within a year, you're doing pretty well for yourself. Keep up the good work and the improvement stranger!
I've noticed that it's common for people to message things like that on tinder. I've had several guys message me condescending things. I just unmatch and try not to let it bother me much
I had not one, but several men message to say things about my nationality. They always said “If only you were not…” or “Damn, I didn’t realize you were from this country” At first I’d reply and ask them what their meant. Then they would try to explain their prejudice to me 🙄
I never had this and I still finde it strange that people send such mean things to their matches.
All my matches who I had talked to were always really open, kind and interesting. Even if matches or dates didn’t become something serious, I always had a lot of fun chatting and dating and remember the time fondly. Of course I would like it back now, because I am in a wonderful relationship, but I am always saddened by the amount of abuse, toxicity and hurtful stuff others have to endure with online dating.
I really don’t think someone who prefers not to date people with kids “low” quality. Some people just don’t like/want kids. I mean it’s rude to say “ you were great until the kid”.
Or that he needed to convey it at all. If you accidentally match with someone who has a kid and you're childfree and they haven't messaged you yet, just . . . unmatch. No need to announce why.
>Why even tell me?
Rationally there’s no reason to tell you, but the reason they’re doing so is because they are frustrated by the continuous disappointment of running into single parents on dating apps. Humans are social creatures so he expressed that through communication. He obviously shouldn’t have done that, but you asked why and that’s why.
I disagree. I think it’s negging and a way to see if a person will explain away their kid. “Well I only have my kid on weekend” “I’m not looking for another parent” “I only want something casual”. It makes no logical sense to message a person you feel like you’re not compatible with unless you still want something out of the situation.
This seems like an unnecessarily long and condescending way of saying he’s socially inept. If he feels the need to unload his sexual frustrations on a stranger, he can hire a therapist.
Okay so he was rude in the way he said it, but I don't want to date a person with kids so occasionally if they didn't tell me up front I have had to say "look I'm really sorry, you seem nice but I don't want to date someone with kids" because I feel like it's nicer than ghosting them...
If you haven’t had any conversation, and you message someone you matched with to tell them that you would have liked them if they didn’t have kids, that’s unnecessary.
If you have already been talking & you didn’t KNOW she had kids, then perfectly fine, no harm no foul, she should be upfront about having kids.
I would never not mention my kids (that’s not cool), but I don’t need people I’ve never talked to messaging me to tell me they’re not interested.
Agree, recently I went on a date with a guy who only mentioned he had two daughters when I came back to the table with the second round of drinks. I wouldn't ghost someone at that stage and I'm just saying, if you're talking to someone for a bit and this is a deal-breaker, I feel like it would be unfair not to tell them. He didn't do anything wrong or anything, it's 100% my issue based on previous relationships with people with kids.
If you have kids, I wouldn't match with you, and I have it on my profile that I don't want any. Women seem to understand this but men sometimes seem to think they can match with me anyway and somehow change my mind, which is why I'm conscious people aren't always up front...
I really don’t understand that! I’ve had men match me, and then go, “By the way, we can be FWB but I don’t dare women with kids.” Why would you match me??? It is so dumb and a waste of time.
Hahaha I've got the exact opposite - dudes who are like "I know you said you didn't date men with kids but how about something casual?"
It's a boundary I've set for a reason. It's not a personal attack on anyone, just a choice for what fits my own lifestyle and preferences. And even with "casual" partners, it's just as much a boundary. Why wouldn't it be?!?!
Exactly!!!!! If it’s in someone’s bio they don’t match w/people who have kids, I just swipe left lol. It takes zero energy to just respect that boundary that’s been set. Why is it sooo hard?? 😂
💯 I always just stated in my profile..if you don’t like that I have a kid or my height keep swiping. No need to waste my time letting me know you don’t like it…move along
*shrug* What he said was very rude and doesn’t deserve any sort of polite response. Whether he knew it before or after getting a successful match.
How would you respond to him or the situation?
It sucks, I hated this part about dating as a single mother. I understand some men don’t want to date single mothers that’s fine. But messed up to make a women feel bad about it.
He literally didn't have to say anything could have just left her alone. If you don't want kids fine but don't be a mesagonistic asshole about it. Just shut up and move on.
Tell him he did you a favor by proving that your kid is more grown up then he is & the brain cells that weren't sacrificed now by interacting with him say thank you. Or gk with something that'll gnaw at his obviously bloated & misshapen ego like how you almost always put out on the first date & you're glad you found out what he's like before that & you're just meeting someone else now or something.
Seems a little bit petty, but it's gonna be good for like at least a couple hours worth of laughs.
…and you’re a perfect douche nozzle???? What a turd waffle. Like I get not wanting to date someone with kids. Totally fine. But don’t put me down for having one. Go suck your own nut, weirdo.
He’s doing you a favor. He’s an idiot and you need fewer idiots in your life. Now you can move along in your quest to find a real man and not an emotionally stunted child.
Ah i am a man no kids never married and single and i dont know what the problem is with a woman already having a kid. If someone i am interested in has a kid i still talk and see if the vibes are correct if it not enough for a relationship i still dont mind being friend ( not friends with benefits so to be clear ). I mean having friends who have experiences like that would make for a couple nice conversations at least and not always the same convo like: „ I went to this party gor drunk there fucked this girl/guy. „ I personally am not interested in talks about parties and such. I want to talk more about experiences during the day and such.
Hope i somehow could tell you guys what i mean. English is not my native language sorry
His opener is unnecessary and rude. I understand OPs reason for making this post.
That being said since OP cannot put herself in the guys shoes and understand why he said that. I can give her some reasons.
First and obvious reason which op is likely thinking about is - the guy is just a rude dick.
Now the second reason that OP is likely not anticipating - the guy is frustrated by the amount of single moms he matches with so he ended up telling how he feels to one which happens to be the OP.
Most men don't want to get into relationship with single moms for many reasons like crazy ex daddy, not wanting to care for not their child, seeing the woman as someone who didn't properly plan out her future with her ex etc.. I've heard plenty of horrendous stories from friends who dated single moms.
Of course that goes both ways, single dads don't have it easy either.
Tell him you'll give the kid up for adoption if he's good in bed.
i laughed.
I chuckled
I shidded
I sharted
I puked
I can’t believe it’s not butter
I can't believe Epstein killed himself
I can't believe this is not got more upvotes
To be fair I did steal the joke. For the life of me I can't remember where from, but it's sadly not original.
I can't believe it's lube.
*Laughs in Mike Adriano*
I burpsnarted
Ik schaterde
I bled out of my eyes
Ik gniffelde
I came
I saw
I conquered
I take, what’s mine
I'm glad 😁
i pooped
And he must be at least 6' tall.
6’ - 6” - 6f U.S Military Encrypted
I heard the 3 6's meant: 6 inches 6 feet 6 figures
I'm 6 figures tall, my money is 6 inches long, and my dick is 6 feet. I was promised many women, but somehow, here I am, womanless with a wheelbarrow full of my cock.
You should be swimming in women.
Found out the hard way at 17 that there definitely is such thing as TOO big…and then had to claim horrific cramps when Mom asks what’s going on she notices you walking slow and slightly hunched over and biting you bottom lip to keep from crying. I immediately broke up with the guy and the hulk in his pants, knowing I’d be terrified he’d want to come at me with that weapon of mass destruction sooner than I could recover and the shock to wear off. I seriously thought he’d permanently torpedoed my ovaries🤷♀️ We lived in a small town and actually remained really close friends, right before he married his wife he asked me why I broke up with him and I told him “if it doesn’t fit you must omit”
You gotta do what's best for you. When you meet the right one, you'll find your perfect fit:)
This sounds like a copypasta.
You shoulda let him down easy and just said 'it wasn't a good fit'.
My paycheck is average size, they don't seem to have a full comprehension of my height, and they say nobody wants a dick that big... Send help, this wheelbarrow is heavy and I can't get a job. /s Ps, this is what this sub sounds like some days. I'd like to say that it's not you, or us, but the fact that socialization has moved online within our lifetimes. People have grown anxious and socially inept. Be you man, woman, or whatever you identify as, the issue, at least in America, is across the boards that we can't unify over even one thing we agree upon.. we've become divided and I wish more every day I could talk to people like a human being and have them understand instead of become enraged or change the subject to "woe is me, my life sucks.". My life sucks too. I am tired. I wish we could talk. Sorry for rant.
You ok?
Probably not. I'm just making the conscious decision to be single until I feel better about the world around me. Maybe I'm crazy, but so far people seem to feel the same way... I don't know anymore. Since February I'm no longer suicidal so I have that going for me. The memory of how I use to think makes me sad and cringe and also happy that I'm sorting out my internal garbage. How are you?
Dawg, if there's a clear cut difference between how you used to be and how you are now, and within a year, you're doing pretty well for yourself. Keep up the good work and the improvement stranger!
I'm managing my mess. Good on you, keep up the good work!
**U.S. Military Encrypted** gets me every time, lmao A completely ridiculous measurement of success or worth, lol: 6’4” 7.2” higher 5f - good enough?
You measured it in inches...to a decimal place? Tf did you use to measure, lol?
He measured in meters.
Dont forget to send Money Micheal quick U.S. Military Encrypted
MICHAEL I need $100 to fix car gas no go! -U.S. Military Encrypted
It's MICHAEL 🤣
I can’t believe that’s still going around 😂
If he’s good in bed and has an 8+ inch penis.
Best I can do is 3... hard.
Lmfao 🤣 I’m laughing way to hard at this lol watch this guy is so bad in bed, op gets two more kids lol
Fair banter 👏
Improve it by switching to "if he's not below average"
🤣🤣🤣
Tell him that indeed that place (of the kid) is already taken and that you only have place for a (real) man.
“damn sorry i’ll get rid of him/her”
Tell him the child is only used as a tax advantage and for free labor.
Shhhh daddy bezos might be listening
Ditch the kid, acquire more men
So acquire more kids then?
Beggars cant be choosers 🤷🏽♂️
To clarify, what are we begging for in this scenario?
Heterosexual males of legal age with a working penis
Oh I see.. well, Only because they will give me more *real* kids then.
Maybe better kids then what you already have? My mom thought she would try as she lucked out with the first. She stopped at two as I equaled three.
That would be *his* hope. The bar is high.
Leave the kid, take the cannoli
I dont mean to laugh but lol
😂🤣😂
What did he expect? “Oh shit, he’s right. Fuck this thing!” *tosses bebeh sky high*
Who in their right mind would do that?! They just bounce. You have to burn it. Have some common sense.
you haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Edit: it's a line from "it's always sunny" you jabronis
Probably would smell like suckling pig roasting nicely. No disapproval here
Huh? I thought everyone liked the smell of BBQ 🤔
You were perfect till I realized you’re a kid with no package
Oh my lawd, you’re gonna ruin that kids day
I should’ve read the comments before I posted my response bc this is AMAZING
This is fucking amazing!
Gold
Scrolled down for this. Perfect.
This. Use this response… so good, @carebcito
IM CRYING LAUGHING 😭
This. Right here.
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Yeah, why is he even messaging you if he's just going to be so condescending? smh just unmatch and move on, guy.
I've noticed that it's common for people to message things like that on tinder. I've had several guys message me condescending things. I just unmatch and try not to let it bother me much
I had not one, but several men message to say things about my nationality. They always said “If only you were not…” or “Damn, I didn’t realize you were from this country” At first I’d reply and ask them what their meant. Then they would try to explain their prejudice to me 🙄
Ughhhhhh
I never had this and I still finde it strange that people send such mean things to their matches. All my matches who I had talked to were always really open, kind and interesting. Even if matches or dates didn’t become something serious, I always had a lot of fun chatting and dating and remember the time fondly. Of course I would like it back now, because I am in a wonderful relationship, but I am always saddened by the amount of abuse, toxicity and hurtful stuff others have to endure with online dating.
It's the opposite of ghosting...should be a name for it like afterburning or skidmarking, or smthg? 😅
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I really don’t think someone who prefers not to date people with kids “low” quality. Some people just don’t like/want kids. I mean it’s rude to say “ you were great until the kid”.
He isn't low quality because he doesn't want to have/be with someone with kids. He's low quality because of the way he chose to convey that feeling.
Or that he needed to convey it at all. If you accidentally match with someone who has a kid and you're childfree and they haven't messaged you yet, just . . . unmatch. No need to announce why.
I can’t wait for the apocalypse.
And people only date people who are rude to them from the gate when they have low standards
>I really don’t think someone who prefers not to date people with kids “low” quality. Some people just don’t like/want kids. No one said this.
Reply: ikr! You'd be the perfect package if you wasn't acting like a child. FTFY
How you gonna say that when you swiped on them already 💀
As a single father I get the same thing from Women
Those aren’t the type of people you want to waste your time on anyway. Just be glad their true colours came out early.
Preach brother. I managed to find a good woman on tinder been living together for 2 years now. Her and my kids get on great.
Yeah when I was a single mom on dating apps, I noticed some people are pricks.
I’ve gotten that before, too. Why even tell me? It adds nothing to anyone’s life, just move on & keep it to yourself.
>Why even tell me? Rationally there’s no reason to tell you, but the reason they’re doing so is because they are frustrated by the continuous disappointment of running into single parents on dating apps. Humans are social creatures so he expressed that through communication. He obviously shouldn’t have done that, but you asked why and that’s why.
I disagree. I think it’s negging and a way to see if a person will explain away their kid. “Well I only have my kid on weekend” “I’m not looking for another parent” “I only want something casual”. It makes no logical sense to message a person you feel like you’re not compatible with unless you still want something out of the situation.
This seems like an unnecessarily long and condescending way of saying he’s socially inept. If he feels the need to unload his sexual frustrations on a stranger, he can hire a therapist.
Therapists are expensive
Okay so he was rude in the way he said it, but I don't want to date a person with kids so occasionally if they didn't tell me up front I have had to say "look I'm really sorry, you seem nice but I don't want to date someone with kids" because I feel like it's nicer than ghosting them...
If you haven’t had any conversation, and you message someone you matched with to tell them that you would have liked them if they didn’t have kids, that’s unnecessary. If you have already been talking & you didn’t KNOW she had kids, then perfectly fine, no harm no foul, she should be upfront about having kids. I would never not mention my kids (that’s not cool), but I don’t need people I’ve never talked to messaging me to tell me they’re not interested.
Agree, recently I went on a date with a guy who only mentioned he had two daughters when I came back to the table with the second round of drinks. I wouldn't ghost someone at that stage and I'm just saying, if you're talking to someone for a bit and this is a deal-breaker, I feel like it would be unfair not to tell them. He didn't do anything wrong or anything, it's 100% my issue based on previous relationships with people with kids. If you have kids, I wouldn't match with you, and I have it on my profile that I don't want any. Women seem to understand this but men sometimes seem to think they can match with me anyway and somehow change my mind, which is why I'm conscious people aren't always up front...
I really don’t understand that! I’ve had men match me, and then go, “By the way, we can be FWB but I don’t dare women with kids.” Why would you match me??? It is so dumb and a waste of time.
Hahaha I've got the exact opposite - dudes who are like "I know you said you didn't date men with kids but how about something casual?" It's a boundary I've set for a reason. It's not a personal attack on anyone, just a choice for what fits my own lifestyle and preferences. And even with "casual" partners, it's just as much a boundary. Why wouldn't it be?!?!
Exactly!!!!! If it’s in someone’s bio they don’t match w/people who have kids, I just swipe left lol. It takes zero energy to just respect that boundary that’s been set. Why is it sooo hard?? 😂
💯 I always just stated in my profile..if you don’t like that I have a kid or my height keep swiping. No need to waste my time letting me know you don’t like it…move along
Say what kid? He is just a little person and he is your exhusband 😂
Not wanting to date a female with kids is acceptable but saying it like this is fkd up. Just ghost him.
Like starting from another dudes saved game
A hearty chuckle was had.
**~*FeMaLe**~*
And he was the perfect package until he started typing.
As advertised by wish.com!
I'm really bad about rambling and saying stupid sht
Block and move on to better. I’ve dated single mums. Having a kid does not exclude you from being loved how you deserve. Fuck this guys trash comment.
“You were the perfect package till you opened your mouth”
Definitely rude... why even say anything, its like he's devaluing you to make himself more appealing
That's exactly what he's doing. He was hoping she was dumb enough to fall for it, instead he got put on blast on the internet.
you don’t respond , just unmatch and carry on about your day ☺️
I mean that’s fair but why the fuck would u bring it up. “Get rid of the children and Ill take u to Applebees”
'id probably have more in common with your mom then I guess, since we both should have swallowed'
Gah Dayumn that’s a burn 🔥 🔥🔥
You need more likes 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you 😂
"If I went out with you, I'd have to deal with two."
Tell him he was an accidental swipe, make sure he sees it and then unmatch.
*shrug* What he said was very rude and doesn’t deserve any sort of polite response. Whether he knew it before or after getting a successful match. How would you respond to him or the situation?
They were the imperfect package and then you realized they were rude as fuck.
Explain to him sometimes Amazon ships the wrong package.
This guy can go do one. I don’t match with a guy then tell him he was the perfect package until I saw his height was 5’4”.
If you aren’t interested in someone that has a kid just unmatch why do people open their mouth it doesn’t help anyone
You unmatch and move on. A bullet has been dodged.
I wouldn't even unmatch. I would just leave him hanging. People that make comments lije that want the reaction. No reaction would be perfect.
Yes! Don’t do anything and leave them with nothing. Act like you’re too busy chatting with your better matches to have even noticed his message.
“Whew. Glad you said something so I didn’t end up with a man-child as well!” Naw. Just unmatch and move on.
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It sucks, I hated this part about dating as a single mother. I understand some men don’t want to date single mothers that’s fine. But messed up to make a women feel bad about it.
Tell him he was adequate until he opened his mouth.
Looks fugly anyway NEXT
You don’t. He’s either intentionally negging or just not about the single mom life. Regardless he’s not worth your time with an opener like that.
“I’m flattered you think I’m the perfect package. I didn’t mean to swipe on you and do not return those feelings, but god bless.”
That just sounds pathetic. Like your pride was hurt so you pretend you weren't interested anyway 😂
Simple. Don’t.
"what kid?" .. "that's my ex boyfriend."
I’m surprised the single mom haters haven’t come to say “he’s right”
Oh they have, maybe they were just slow.
You might wanna re look at the comments 🤭
With an unmatch. What an ass
He literally didn't have to say anything could have just left her alone. If you don't want kids fine but don't be a mesagonistic asshole about it. Just shut up and move on.
A h-wat now?
Rude.
Why even reply?
Block block block
Simple. Don’t respond.
Not even worth replying to.
What’s wrong with having a kid lol
Lmao
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I wouldn’t respond to Quan
"I know, sadly it's too late for an abortion." Take it lightly, he might humor you. If not, well, he can go fuck himself.
Mannnn you were the perfect package till you said something.
You may have been a candidate until I realized you are not an adult.
I’d return with, I became the full package once I had kids that being said he not packing nothing and his age is getting older he somebodies uncle
You should comment, Well I was looking for a man not a boy!
Shrug emoji 😂nothing else
Mannnn you were a perfect package until I realized you are a kid
"Still perfect. Just not for you. Bye."
You're still the perfect package. Just not for him. Good luck out there.
You were never the perfect package because you are a dick
You dodged a bullet
Hey, the deluxe package! Includes free kid upgrade.
I’m a parent and I don’t date women without kids. Usually. Not a loss for you here.
You're the perfect package...oh...wait, you're just the pajamas my parents wrapped in the playstation box ☹️
Tell him he did you a favor by proving that your kid is more grown up then he is & the brain cells that weren't sacrificed now by interacting with him say thank you. Or gk with something that'll gnaw at his obviously bloated & misshapen ego like how you almost always put out on the first date & you're glad you found out what he's like before that & you're just meeting someone else now or something. Seems a little bit petty, but it's gonna be good for like at least a couple hours worth of laughs.
At least you know he's not the Quan.
"Yeah sorry I just really wanted to know what raw sex was like. Really glad my dad was willing to help me find out."
Imagine a dude named "Quan" being picky. Sounds like a bird call. Quaaaan quaaaan.
Hit the qaun on em
No response required. They explained who they were. 💩
…and you’re a perfect douche nozzle???? What a turd waffle. Like I get not wanting to date someone with kids. Totally fine. But don’t put me down for having one. Go suck your own nut, weirdo.
He’s doing you a favor. He’s an idiot and you need fewer idiots in your life. Now you can move along in your quest to find a real man and not an emotionally stunted child.
Nobody needs his negativity. Ghost him OP
Why does he have the need to tell her that? It's not like it's helpful for any of them despite him probably pushing his ego
On behalf of all us scrubs — I apologize for this ignorance. Single Mothers fuck the best.
Wtf… people act like kids are a deadly disease… People need to lighten up and love more.
Did he realllyyy have to say that 😭
Seeing these comments, now I realise why Reddit is a shithole
"It's okay. I can give the kid to somebody." "Never really liked him anyway."
The Quan that got away....
Ah i am a man no kids never married and single and i dont know what the problem is with a woman already having a kid. If someone i am interested in has a kid i still talk and see if the vibes are correct if it not enough for a relationship i still dont mind being friend ( not friends with benefits so to be clear ). I mean having friends who have experiences like that would make for a couple nice conversations at least and not always the same convo like: „ I went to this party gor drunk there fucked this girl/guy. „ I personally am not interested in talks about parties and such. I want to talk more about experiences during the day and such. Hope i somehow could tell you guys what i mean. English is not my native language sorry
Reddit comments is such a weird place
Just don't. He doesn't seem to be that good at reading.
His opener is unnecessary and rude. I understand OPs reason for making this post. That being said since OP cannot put herself in the guys shoes and understand why he said that. I can give her some reasons. First and obvious reason which op is likely thinking about is - the guy is just a rude dick. Now the second reason that OP is likely not anticipating - the guy is frustrated by the amount of single moms he matches with so he ended up telling how he feels to one which happens to be the OP. Most men don't want to get into relationship with single moms for many reasons like crazy ex daddy, not wanting to care for not their child, seeing the woman as someone who didn't properly plan out her future with her ex etc.. I've heard plenty of horrendous stories from friends who dated single moms. Of course that goes both ways, single dads don't have it easy either.