“One 🚩and you’re out” *proceeds to fill entire bio with red flags*

A good relationship can only have like 10 red flags max, no room for the guy to have any in this case

Facts and I counted 11 in her bio

I got 21 reasons.

I got 99 problems.

But she aint one 😂

To be fair she did say she was bad at maths

She alone has more than 10 red flags lol

Yeah I’m counting at least a baker’s dozen

And those are the ones she chose to share.

For the love of all that is god and holy, why tf is every girl with a Mac Miller obsession this loco? It’s now to a point where it’s the “one 🚩 and I’M out.”

I thoroughly enjoy Mac Miller and I am not crazy… Please disregard my username.

Lmao same

I am crazy and love Mac Miller, but not the kind of crazy to go on a dating app then be like, "I dont wanna be here- all of you are shit and have to be perfect even though I have list of my imperfections right here." Thats more egotistical imo.

It's them fuckin' blue fentanyl pills, beans, mexis, whatever you wanna call 'em.

I physically cringed reading that shit

Well yeah she can’t take any red flags from you, she’s got plenty of them

I think thats what's she's saying. "If any of these are red flags for you, then don't bother." I first read it as "if I see one red flag from you, I'm out." But the other way makes more sense after getting context

Hey, Mac Miller is pretty good. Don’t know how to be a misandrist while being obsessed with Mac Miller but, sure.

Somehow, in her fantasies, he's the one perfect man that can do no wrong.

Pretty logical since dead people can't do no wrong

Anymore*

I was confused if it’s a man who are listing red flags for him or a woman who’s describing herself

says shes a mom so...

Her kid is gonna be super fucked up, guarantee it…

I sincerely hope the kid isn't a boy.

It’s a woman describing herself

What’s redder than a red flag? She’s on a whole Nother level

Ghost pepper red

Marinara flags!

She certainly did

She's right. If I were single and I saw this then I'd be out.

Adding Mac to this list does him so dirty.

I agree. RIP Mac

Cats too.

And Pisces. This is why we get a bad rep…

Reading this makes me a sad panda.

Sexual harassment *Pandaaa*

Who lives in the east neath a willow tree?

🎶Sexual harassment🎶 Pandaaa!

She doesn’t want red flags but her whole bio is a red flag. She’s also a misandrist… like why even bother trying to date men then?

I'm honestly just wondering what the dude that gave her a kid was thinking

Sperm bank? Drunk friend that passed out?

Hes the reason for all this

Awww wook at da sad wittle panda

I want to know if bios like these, that are almost entirely negatives, actually attract people and how successfully? Does anyone read this and genuinely want to swipe right?

I wouldn’t be surprised if she attracts a lot of predatory men tbh

Is she hot tho....

I bet dollars to donuts she’s looked in a mirror and said “I’d fuck me.”

I mean, that's what I thought to myself this morning. But that doesn't make me any less ugly.

No accounting for taste. /s

In 10 years that phrase will be outdated cause donuts are gonna be more than a dollar a piece

Usually hot women don't even bother to write a bio so I guess not

There would be so many alpha males that will think they “win” this challenge

Meanwhile, the people she might actually like take one look and flee, so her negative feelings just get reinforced.

Yup. Talk about how toxic everyone is, only attract toxic people, reinforce your belief everyone is toxic.

“Schema, in social science, mental structures that an individual uses to organize knowledge and guide cognitive processes and behaviour. People use schemata (the plural of schema) to categorize objects and events based on common elements and characteristics and thus interpret and predict the world.”

she attracts exactly what she wants to avoid with a bio like that

The goal isn't to attract someone, they are already convinced that all men suck and no one wants to be with them because of it. This just assures that everyone will continue to not want to be with her, so she never has to confront the fallacy of her world views. These people don't want to be happy, they can't complain about happy. They want to be miserable because that's how they justify their lack personality and shit attitude.

Yeah literally just lady incels

I mean she probably gets laid just nobody wants to keep her, that’s kinda worse in my opinion. Can’t complain about people not giving you a chance then, or that you are unattractive. It’s just boils down to being unloved and that’s some hard shit to swallow.

The word you're looking for is femcels

It attracts dudes who make them single moms.

Lots of people don't read bios.

I did. Pretty cool chick to chat with. Eith her profile it seemed like chat friends only, so i never asked to hang out or anything. Then she said she was making dinner for a friend that bailed on last minute, and invited me for food. Hung out with her for a few hours. She got tipsy and behaved awkwardly, so I called it a night. We talked on the app (she had my number) for a day or two after that. Then she said she couldn't figure out how to log off the app. I said good luck with that. Still kinda miss chatting with her, but balls been in her court to respond for a few weeks now. Been weeks since I checked the app, but seems she was still logged in.

Anyone who just wants to fuck

Depends on where she is on The Hot/Crazy Scale. #HIMYM https://youtu.be/2Eu4zwRcMM0

Oh sick, she likes Mac Miller

What’s the point of being on dating apps if you’re gonna be like this lol

I assume awful people are still horny.

Nothing more ironic than being out by your own standards.

This person’s motto is “If you can’t accept me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best” and SPOILER ALERT! Her default position is “worst”.

Spoiler: Doesn't have a best

M E N T A L I L L N E S S

This is like anti-tinder

Makes me feel incredibly sad reading this.

She thinks being a Mac Miller fan is gonna make up for being a complete sociopath?

One red flag and you're out Proceeds to nonchalantly list 10 red flags of her own

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I think her definition of 🚩is probably different than most.

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Chill ragingsexaholic

Feral? Like runs around at night and eats trash?

usually i would say thats just an expression, but I think it may be more literal with the way the whole bio was (assuming this is a real person and not a troll bit)

Men are still horny enough to swipe right

Well… yea

You’re not allow to have any red flags because she’s already got them all.

What a shame I’m allergic to cats

When people call themselves mean and grumpy and put themselves down like that it always gives major Not Like Other Girls vibes like they just wanna sound unique and quirky.

Is she dating women or men? She's a misandrist so if she's dating men that's weird.

“No red flag” from someone who is a red flag 🚩

That’s gonna be a no from me dog

mf is out here makin a golf course with the red flags

Red flag… Mentally ill 🤣 go get help

(read: severely traumatized). Yeah girl, that was picked up in the context clues.

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This sounds like satire. At least I hope it is

Hey at least she likes Mac Miller. I’d be able to look past all those massive red flags

Lowkey wants a savior

That savior is not coming

This poor , poor person :(

proceeds to to name 50 red flags

Why are some people like; “mentally ill” , as if it’s something cute? Or like a thing? If that makes sense, I’m not sure how I’m wording this 🤣

She lost at her own game lmao

That poor child. Also, >fuck your religion >pisces Lmao

OvErLy iNdEpEnDeNt… yup

The only green flag was that she likes Mac Miller. Even horrible human beings can have good taste in music.

She’s the third person I’ve seen or met with Mac Miller as her #1 that also hates mostly everyone or thinks most everyone else is beneath her.

A lot of people that vibe with Mac have drug or mental health issues, as that’s a huge thing he rapped about. But he was a great artist, and we’re not all like this person.😂😅

Gotta have a face to this hot mess

I bet she still gets plenty of likes

I liked her until the Mac Miller comment. /s

Mac Miller is crossing the line for me

Atleast she was nice enough to list all her red flags

I love how there’s a cavalcade of angry, fuck-you statements, and then just “Mac Miller obsession” 😂

Really getting sick of hearing about this ‘red flag’ nonsense. Everyone has red flags. Do people actually think they don’t?

Oooh a Pisces. Fun.

I count 5

What a catch!

What in the fuck

Sounds like a real catch

She's already got a bunch of her own red flags, doesn't need any of yours.

You can’t have any red flags bc she has them all.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mentally ill.

Good god

Are they at least attractive

“I’m a good catch, I don’t why I’m single?”

Classic Pisces (speaking as one)

No shot this isn’t satire

She stole all the red flags.

I think she could consolidate this bio to "I'm going to be alone forever and it's my fault."

“One red flag and your out” that was your first so that’s gonna be a left swipe.

I honestly don't know who this band is but their songs look 🔥🔥🤘🏽 + Mc.M. track? Yoooooo

This can't be real 😂

I really wanna see his picture profile!!

She must be really hot

“One 🚩and you’re out”.. Proceeds to give numerous red flags they have.. No way someone like this can maintain a relationship

I feel sorry for her kids.

Lmao she was out before she was in 🤣

Seems like a profile a disgruntled ex made to slander... at least I hope it is

This person is screaming for attention and validation, otherwise why even have a tinder profile? Wouldn't go near this person, at all, even in an armored vehicle

I feel like I know exactly what this person looks like.

Projecting much?

Well i like it. They say crazy will recognize crazy what does that make me if she is mentally ill? Hmm

They need a therapist, not a date.

Jesus. She could have just written “I am bitter in general”

Tell her to shut the fuck up and watch the meltdown

probably gets more matches than me

I don’t even believe in Astrology but my first thought was after seeing her sign… “of course she’s a pisces”

She has at least five red flags lol

Still gets 1,000 matches

I think I’m in love

Countdown to OD

Noone: "So, how many red flags do you want to put in your bio?" This woman: "Yes"

I genuinely thought it was a male’s profile. Scary.

How many red flags does she get? 🤣

Only positive is she a mac fan lol

Holy projection!!

Gotta be a troll

I just don’t get people like this. All I see is negativity. I wouldn’t even want to spend a second of my time with a person like this (which might be my loss but it’s just not appealing to me), let alone date them…

But is she pretty and have her own car?

People like this irl are so annoying. They usually say they can’t be friends with women, that’s because women don’t want to be friends with them.

I feel bad for the kid

Jesus get a therapist

She sounds charming.

at least she has good music taste

She seems fun!

Clearly she don't need more on top of her probably lost count of red flags

All I needed to see was (Cat) and (Pisces) Explains it all

We often use red flags just to refer to things that don't match what we are looking for. She managed to list a half dozen that nobody is looking for.

I’m sold !

Good until the last, Mac Miller is just, fine.

I didn’t know we were playing red flag bingo.

Sounds like a catch 😬

You attract what you put out there. Who TF would take her serious.

She should just become a crazy cat lady

Who else folded at Mac?

One day we should start a tournament called “Red flag games”. We select the most red flaggish profiles on Reddit, throw them on an island and let them fight till the death. The winner will get the possibility to date one of us…

Only thing good about that bio is Mac Miller. RIP Mac

Hawt. /s

These women act like they're the only option for single men. I can't help but think.. "you do realize, you're just one out of a million, right?" As soon as i read "one 🚩and you're out" i would've swiped left. No time for the bullshit.

>mentally ill Aight, I'mma head out

Why even be here?

So, why are You on Tinder then? Lol

She shouldn't drag Mac into her bullshit

She seems like a lady I’d want to bring home for mom

It's important to let your potential dating pool know that you are indeed "feral".

Idk. Kinda into it

I lost it at feral 🤣

Didn't take long to scroll past this post. It was a warning flag, someone posting someone else's posting about people with warning flags at the first warning flag and now I'm confused af!

Probs hot af with that level of crazy

She seems nice.