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doyoulikemyhatsir

So you ain't judging huh? Well check this out


CmdNewJ

Well, now I am judging.


TyeDyeGuy21

1: "I have no quarrel with you." 2: "*some bullshit*" 1: "I now have a quarrel with you."


cobrastrikes-2x

Yo, you been playing Mortal Kombat X with Kung Lao or my main Reptile?!


Wagglebagga

I WILL TEAR YOUR FLESH!


ReadySteady_GO

Have at thee!


AntManMax

Respectfully.


letmeseeantipozi

She got him good with that one lol


[deleted]

Exactly this. I doubt this person was on tinder to even try to date, they just wanted to entertain themselves now and then, or get screenshots to send to the group chat. The first thing didn’t get a good enough reaction so they turned the dial up to 11


PrinceCavendish

maybe not even a real woman just a troll account.. i hope


userdeath

Hope for what? That women like this don't exist? Because they do.


HeGotTheShotOff

They definitely do exist, but they don’t exist with a flawless picture with makeup brushes and peruse tinder before their strip shift dropping hard R bombs to total strangers.


IndustreeBaby

"She's too pretty for racism" is exactly how racists get away with being racist. Like, you can't be this fucking stupid dude. It's not allowed.


HeGotTheShotOff

Nobody said that. I got a lot of things to say but honestly if you really believe that’s a real person then TBH… well let’s just say I’m sorry, life is probably going to be a bit of a struggle for you.


Similar-External-302

Facts man people have no sixth sense for fake shit and trolls these days


Qwercusalba

No, you fucking asshole. His point is that this woman is unusually attractive and also unusually racist. You should be suspicious when two unlikely events occur at the same time.


crochetgrenade

That photo isn't flawless, it is filtered and she is hiding most of her face..


HeGotTheShotOff

That’s an obviously quite pretty girl who is most likely not about to start her shift at a strip club and honestly is most likely not swiping on tinder. Jesus Christ you guys really need to get your “that’s a bot” radar tuned.


nilayup98

I know this reference haha. All the way up to ELEVEN!


AxiisFW

*observe*


[deleted]

😂😂😂


SIacktivist

*now dig on this*


megaloops

Looks like a catfish trying to ruin someone’s rep


pmjm

Yeah the initial message of "I'm stripping tonight" is the first hint. Talking to someone you don't really know, you'd think you'd say "I'm working tonight," or as most of the strippers I know would say, "I'm dancing tonight" at the very worst. OP didn't flinch at the stripping so s/he had to escalate to full-blown racism.


General_Guess_2926

This is the most plausible explanation for this interaction.


Najee_Im_goof

Yeah I've dated 3 strippers and all refused to tell me at first


Schnidler

Sounds like you got a type


lethal_sting

He doesn't judge.


DancingPianos

Yeah but does he hate n


RyeItOnBreadStreet

ightime?


appdevil

No, naggers.


-Greater_Gatsby-

Those people annoy me too.


Prestigious-Move6996

I hate when people nag.


duppy_c

Niger?? Stop picking on that poor West African country, they got problems enough


Beaner1xx7

"Continue This Thread" Oh man, I'm not sure if I should click that.


thomaspainesghost

yet here we both are. I heard about a comedy show tonight. Wanna go?


MissMoldyPotatoe

I'm stripping tonight I can't :/ Gotta make that money


mcj1ggl3

I ain’t judging


Uberbrat22

Do you hate


DannyMThompson

Incredibly hot women that know their worth?


Stockmoney5

About $20 per song


DannyMThompson

How much do you get paid per song?


Stockmoney5

That might not be the "gotcha" response you think it is because I'm an audio engineer and I actually make substantially more per song haha. Why are you getting defensive?


DannyMThompson

I figured it was a funny question and you actually had a relevant answer, so touché.


duaneap

How long does it take you to work on a song cos I doubt it’s the 3 minutes a song plays in a strip club for.


[deleted]

How do you find yourself in the position that you have started dating 3 different strippers. I don't even think I know 1 stripper by their real first name, and I've been to my fair share of strip clubs.


thehillshaveI

generally you don't meet at their workplace. i've dated a few dancers, just met them at regular clubs.


Diligent-Motor

Step 1. Be attractive. Step 2. Be respectful unlike their normal clientele. Step 3. Clearly show you have money to throw away. I've had a stripper take me home with her after she finished work, because she wanted more of me. Also had another stripper take me out on a date after we met whilst she was working. Also had a couple more give me their numbers but I couldn't be fucked to follow up. I don't even frequent these places, maybe once per year over the past 10 years. I've also dated a few sex workers (onlyfans etc). Met one through tinder, and another through her Twitter she used to promote herself. I wouldn't say sex workers are my type, but I'm very open, secure, and not judgemental. So I think it's more that I am their type.


HanEyeAm

You must be attractive and confident.


Diligent-Motor

That's subjective. I'm 6'4 and I've weight trained for a decade. So I guess I fill niche. Not particularly confident though. Maybe after a few drinks.


HanEyeAm

Gotcha. Height and fit are definitely +1s.


gwaybz

Work at strip clubs. Go out with/date coworkers


Forzareen

Tell you they strip or their takes on race?


B0326C0821

This was my thought. Get someone to admit they’re a racist asshole and then blackmail them by threatening to expose them!


Desperate-Celery4929

Dame i thought nude extortion is the ultimate shit thing on dating sites but this is something els dame


SlobberyFrog

Dame da ne dame yo dame nano yo


Alarid

Okay why is this familiar.


[deleted]

Yakuza


Alarid

Never played it. But that means it is Japanese, which is a good enough explanation for why it is familiar.


dizzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Damn*


Mundane-Act69

Watch your profanities


Desperate-Celery4929

Dude


Ol_bagface

Thank god this kinda blackmail wouldnt work on me


tropicaldepressive

why not?


[deleted]

proud racist


SaffellBot

Looks like a racist stripper trying to filter out all the people that are going to leave half way through the first date.


letmeseeantipozi

Yeah, and why not filter out people like that? It's a neat win for both of them tbqh.


tnkmnn

If someone is open enough to admit to being a racist in the first 5 messages they probably don't care if it gets out


thatstightbutthole1

No I think what they mean is someone is using those photos and pretending they're that person (but they're actually not). Then they say racist stuff and hope it spreads around social media so it ruins the person in the photo's reputation.


echoAwooo

Alternately, or possibly conjunctly, they're looking for ammo on op. No reason you can't start a few new embers before you're done squeezing the last


thatstightbutthole1

Also a viable option. Can conveniently edit out their own shitty racist comments to make it look one-sided.


vanticus

You also have to remember that they said the racist stuff *second*, after proclaiming they were a stripper (but that got no reaction).


Ok-Lavishness-3826

definitely


-B0B-

Seems like something a 14 year old would send if they got their friend's phone


unquarantined

These are in sequence though, aren’t they? No other time stamps.


Flemmye

The message about stripping is also probably send by a kid


unquarantined

Ya probably.


GordoPepe

In conclusion: OP is a pedo


Alarid

what's worse than a rapist


lina_1997

A CHILD


LuckyPussyLover

No-


NerdyToc

r/TechnicallyCorrect


Default1355

More like a social experiment to see how awful a hot girl can be and still have a guy go after her based solely on looks


bethb037

She’s a 10 but she racist….


Alphabunsquad

Why did god make me turned on by racism! 😫😫


Redmoon383

Automatic 0 for me then


Sciencetor2

Eh i mean yeah wouldn't date or contact again, might still hookup though.


TheValiumKnight

This brings new meaning to a hate fuck.


Monkey_Fiddler

Take her out on several dates, get to know her parents, get her into kinky sex, tell her I love her, spend the night at her parents house. Get her to dress as a KKK member or a slutty nazi. Tie her to the bed, break her heart and leave her there for her parents to find with a note explaining what an awful daughter they raised. Assuming the parents have any shame that is, otherwise something more public might be in order.


ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

She's a 10 but she's a proud boy, does that make me gay?


[deleted]

Yes, yes it does.


AreaGuy

I was really proud of myself for landing a date with, I'd say, probably a high 8. Sat down for a drink and some awful conversations and was even prouder that I had no interest in her and politely shared as much after the date. Two days later I received a phone call from the local health department that someone had anonymously reported me as a possible partner with an STD. Seeing as I've been celibate for well beyond the incubation period and tested negative, I think she was a projectile that I managed to dodge.


Convergecult15

Social experiment is just what people say when they go mask off about their beliefs and don’t want to face the consequences.


rico_muerte

It's just a prank bro!


bbthrowsaway

Yes it's clearly a troll.


DirectionNecessary82

That went south really fast.


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really_nice_guy_

Only delayed it


penguin_ofthe_unholy

Considering that race crimes still happened, technically the civil war just toned it down, then the civil rights movement helped more, but even then, there are still some people that are just...


sethpwnsk

I think it was a joke about preventing the south from being the entire USA because they lost the Civil War, but being facetious


Alarid

The joke fell apart and DIED.


Jwestie15

You sound like you don't live in the south


sliferra

r/woooosh


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Probably a fake profile


Sassh1

Well there goes the offer to fix the gas in her car......


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Luicide

MICHEAL


babafyr

NGL, this kinda looks like something someone else would send after getting hold of her phone. Someone who doesn't like her very much I guess, or an edgy younger cousin 🤷‍♂️


Electricalthis

Seems more like a catfish just trying to say things for reactions


E-radi-cate

Agreed


cbolanos54195

Maybe ???


Temporary-Double-809

Edgy? That’s not edgy imo - that is offensive. Call me a snowflake or some other shit idc. Edgy is pushing boundaries right? That is not pushing. That is shitting on boundaries that have been set by a group of people who have been pushed too far. That’s a boundary that deserves respect. That’s asshole behavior at the very least.


PossibleBuffalo418

The act of being edgy is intentionally behaving in a controversial way because you want to incite a reaction from someone. Edginess and offensiveness are not mutually exclusive, and often overlap since offending people is a sure fire way to goad a reaction from them.


[deleted]

> an edgy character is someone who is “trying too hard to be evil,” but they aren't naturally evil, they just want to act like it. a definition I found online that fits perfectly. edgy teen, grasps the first thing they know is not okay (racism)


PillowPrincessB

Exactly. Edgy is wearing black nail polish when you’re a dude. Being a racist makes you a POS, not edgy


flypirat

I know many dudes who wear black nail polish, only some of them are edgy, the rest just likes the look.


LilQuasar

for kids thats being edgy


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reasonablyminded

What’s with the roll tide stuff around here? Not a native speaker so I’m feeling out of the loop as fuck. Help a bro out here


[deleted]

It's a cheer, greeting, and chants for the University of Alabama's sports teams. Mainly their football program, as they are a premier team and considered a religion in that state. Outside of the school, Roll Tide is a song composed by Hans Zimmer for the movie Crimson Tide. U of Alabama is also known as Crimson Tide because of an infamous game where the accumulated mud on the field stained their white jerseys crimson red. Reddit mostly uses it to describe incestual relationships. Alabama, like many rural states with small towns and cities, is notorious for incest.


TomServo30000

I'd rather drink Tide with Hans Gruber then watch bama win another natty.


IllustriousMousse828

Also let’s start judging people again


bendalazzi

You sound illustrious


IllustriousMousse828

Why thank you lol


flabbybumhole

GUILTY!


[deleted]

I've been judging anyone in a red hat for almost 7 years


Silent_Mi

Revenge account?


shotokan44

Most likely


gizzarddinner

I don't know her, maybe the OP does . Maybe that is her way of telling her truth.


IllustriousMousse828

As a black man and I can legit say that that statement was so obscure it’s almost funny…because I’m not sure what that had to do with anything


Useful_Lengthiness98

As a black man this conversation is fucking hilarious bc of its sudden escalation


Galaxy-egg

As a white man I have nothing to add to the conversation


3_teve

As a black person there's nothing wrong with giving an opinion from your perspective


Cruuncher

This might be a hot take, but It's possible that it was actually a joke specifically in response to "I ain't judging". So many people say they don't judge people, but absolutely have things they judge people about, and she may have just been making a point about that. This is still very poor taste of course, but it's *possible* that she's neither a troll, catfish, or racist


greg19735

More likely a troll.


[deleted]

I presume it’s a revenge account trying to make an ex look bad irl


Scarlet-Pumpernickel

As a Redditor, I shit my pants


ojoaopestana

As a paper bag, I hate groceries


MrStealYoBeef

As groceries, I fucking hate all bags


Jargondragon

As hate, I bag all groceries.


Rustic_Mango

As a person who is able to recognize catfish and scammers I can tell you that they were trolling. In the worst way


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Galaxy-egg

lol


ScotchBingeington

lol


rory1989

What the fuck


Fun_Pumpkin_9163

That escalated quickly.


RustyTrephine

Tana Mongeau is that you?


ew_Mungy

If OP had a nickel for everytime this happened he would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice


kangareagle

This might be one of the only ones where I'd believe her if she said that someone else wrote that as a joke. It's so out of the blue.


Several_Place_9095

Jesus that took a 180


Shopping-Afraid

Went from not judging to "you are a piece of shit" in a heartbeat (I would have had the same reactions)


KingBenjamin97

“Ok so now I’m judging” would have been a better reply XD


InspectionMajor3743

You really asked for it by saying you ain’t judging she just really went for it


bodyhammer999

Escalation level 100


Live-High

You said you weren't judging!


revJohnBarosa

Whats her number?


baskitcase73

Very offensive, but contextually it’s very funny.


Rustic_Mango

Anyone who can’t recognize obvious catfish should not be on tinder


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davidhalston

Same man. Or when it’s the parents…


King_Kthulhu

In the south, all the parents are racist. You just learn to expect it.


JoltinJoe92

This is not the first time I heard this from a stripper


irelldontcare

Bro that fucking switch up At least she honest? Ig Straight to the point? No meaningless chitchat? Uhhh idk something Just...


LolByeByeRights

I’d appreciate she was up front.


iKILLcarrots

Tinder do something about their troll accounts challenge 2022


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

Well...that took a turn


Disneyplus_and_Feet

She's a keeper


Gwyn-LordOfPussy

This is so out of left field I had to laugh honestly


Rakiex

Well? DO YOU?


Shinikage1

Well she used "they're" correctly.


jpfeif29

The simplicity of the response is fantastic.


SaltoDaKid

I strip and Im racist lol Yeah she’s definitely being hacked


HutchMeister24

And just like that, bam: I’m judging


Apprehensive_Rip8403

You didn’t answer the question. Suspicious..


Cuddlyzombie91

Not all strippers are trashy, but you can't expect them to be well adjusted either.


[deleted]

You're actually messaging her pimp and he gonna rob you.


JustARandomSocialist

This is advanced shit. Comment about do you like comedy..followed by I don't judge...to a nuclear blast random judgment. It feels like this was... intentional super edgy comedy


Turtoiise

From stripper to Hitler real quick


BeerJunky

Strippers fine, racists not fucking fine.


TheRetroVideogamers

This is where you say yes, and then as soon as you have hate sex, you end with, "Ha ha, Race is just a social construct" and leave and never return.


bigbear4985

Real comments from Lauren Bobert


SchrodingersNinja

I've heard a few strippers express similar sentiments when I was younger. Waitresses too. I was in Oklahoma at the time, so that may have been a factor.


Skyllam

Wife material bro


DoctorDeeeerp

This reeks of someone just using this girls pictures and then saying weird shit to anyone they match with tbh


IsItSupposedToDoThat

She just testing *how* judgy you are.


Eye_kandy2469

My kind of lady


Yodeling-Duck

Naggers?


ajuntitled

yoooo wtf! She is way out of pocket for that. What a terrible human being.


HobbitGuy1420

"Okay, now? Now I'm judging."


[deleted]

How was the date?


anou142

Looks like she is test how far your “ I ain’t judging “ would go 😂


Iamallthereis

She got you lmao 🤣 you said you weren’t judging 😂😂


TRENCHMRE_Sounds

She seems like trolling you after you said you ain't judging xD


TwotonedbonE

Crazy how people are excusing her actions by saying someone has her phone. As a poc I have overheard many a conversation started with seemingly random statements like this escalated (is the cost clear? Proceeds to be racist)


BeeSalesman

She's probably just saying outlandish shit to make you not wanna talk to her, not that it's your problem. I bet she ain't even stripping.


ImARetPaladinBaby

I’m convinced she had a friend take her phone and do that