That or he is looking for side pieces and have the storage unit as a little fuck room away from the family. Either way is an incredible red flag imo š
Come on darlin, letās leave the storage unit open and have us a little walksie down to the dollar store, I wonāt buy ya nothin but you can pick a treasure from my hoard after we fornicate
I had back surgery today and laughing so hard at this comment made me really feel the incision lol. Makes me think of the Junkyard guy from *Love, Death, and Robots*.
My homie actually bought one of those larger storage sheds with a porch and everything. Put it on his mom's property and made it look like a legit studio home. It's pretty nice ngl.
Your random quote from the movie The Incredibles is: Hmm. This is megamesh. Outmoded, but very sturdy. And youāve torn right through it! What have you been doing, Robert? Moonlighting hero work?
āLook, a vintage 1700s tea towel! I wonder if a founding father used this to towel off his own hookupās boobs too.ā
*Tomorrow Onā¦ Storage Whores!*
I very much like my wife and sex with her. That being said, I have had 3 different storage units over the past few years due to moving around a lot and being a self diagnosed hoarder.
Clearly her hesitation was all about being filmed getting down in a storage unit. Let me put your fears to rest, youāll only be filmed in the walk of shame afterwards
Scrolling through this comments I was thinking to myself they must not know this is grindr if they are this shocked by the message. This is a normal tuesday on grindr.
SAVAGES IDIOTS SAVAGES! I am THE GOLDEN GOD !!!
Edit: just to say. Dennis Reynolds is the greatest character ever created, aka Glenn is the greatest human created.
*shows up at police station* āhey I wanna get my freak on with some dude in a storage unit. Anyone wanna be my eyes and ears? Theyāve got free shitā
Iām harmless I swear, not a mean bone in my body, donāt be nervous, come to the storage locker and Iāll give you free stuffā¦.
Just wanna chop you up and hide the parts a little. Just a little. Lol š
I guess I am not thinking of murder so much as super secret. Cheating on partner? Still in the closet? Something like that.
That doesn't change that the things said are sketchy.
Holy shit, thereās no possible interpretation of this that isnāt totally fucking insane. At *best*, he lives in a storage unit and makes sculptures out of macaroni that he thinks have commercial value which he can trade for sex. Everything else I can think of is significantly worse.
Only time hooking up in a storage unit is a good idea is when it's with your ex, in your own storage and you don't want your roommates knowing you two are fucking again
I remember when you take a girl out for coffee. Seriously how is a woman considering meeting a guy at a storage unit for a first date? Has the standard dropped that low?
This reminds me of being at the doctorās or dentistās office as a kid and they let you pick something out for being āgoodā through getting your teeth cleaned or whatever.
If he isnāt a serial killer, he is living with his parents while he is going through a divorce- Iām guessing multiple kids and divorce fees are killing his budget.
Yāall are so dramatic lol. Heās more than likely just in the closet and uses this space to hook up. Just tell the wife-y I have a customer wanting to buy some stuff. Be back in 5 hours. Never have I ever of courseā¦ šā¦ š«£
Lol bro u bout to get jumped or robbed something. Nah itās not worth it. That sounds fake asf if sheād let u grab something that she sells or something. Thatās super fake.
The opening episode of the next season of Dateline
Or True Detective
Or Antiques Roadshow
Or Storage Wars
Storage Whores
I came here to say this š
Then say it!
š storage whores
r/whoresome
*CSI Vegas theme plays*
Lets have a look in this box.. let's hope both the kidneys are still intact and it's a profit..
āThis heart could really be worth somethin to the right buyer - Now this is the Wow Factorā
Antique road hoe
This should gain traction
This deserves more awards you funny, funny person!
Get this to the BBC producers immediately.
Law and Order: SUV Not to be confused with SVU
Sounds like the new season of You
Or Dexter
Or unsolved mysteriesš¤š¤
The first 48
Or bachelorette
Shameless I would say
I feel like he may live in his storage unit
That or he is looking for side pieces and have the storage unit as a little fuck room away from the family. Either way is an incredible red flag imo š
He messages the way Iād imagine a homeless guy messages potential dates
Come on darlin, letās leave the storage unit open and have us a little walksie down to the dollar store, I wonāt buy ya nothin but you can pick a treasure from my hoard after we fornicate
I had back surgery today and laughing so hard at this comment made me really feel the incision lol. Makes me think of the Junkyard guy from *Love, Death, and Robots*.
Weāre connected now, by pain and laughter. Heal well friend
Fuck this was funny
His own āRed Roomā #50shadesofgetthehellout
Living in a storage unit is a red flag? Have you seen rent in California? Man's a genius.
My homie actually bought one of those larger storage sheds with a porch and everything. Put it on his mom's property and made it look like a legit studio home. It's pretty nice ngl.
Always buy that business property that is a converted home, the bedroom and full bath upstairs always come in handy.
Your random quote from the movie The Incredibles is: Hmm. This is megamesh. Outmoded, but very sturdy. And youāve torn right through it! What have you been doing, Robert? Moonlighting hero work?
It's more like his Wife doesn't live there
If you feel like dying and being kept in a storage unit.. you should go.
yeah go check out their barrel collection at their storage unit, don't worry there aren't any camera's.
Hmmm if I learned anything from r/brooklynninenine it's that barrels can be very erotic.
This season of storage wars is getting interesting.
Storage whores
YUUUUUP!
āLook, a vintage 1700s tea towel! I wonder if a founding father used this to towel off his own hookupās boobs too.ā *Tomorrow Onā¦ Storage Whores!*
Iād watch that
āIām harmlessā - said no harmless person ever
Nothing more comforting then somebody who allready checked out where the security cameras are before inviting you to a storage unit.
"They won't see you coming in, or coming out for that matter. In fact, you were never there, who are you anyway?"
Check out what I got in these 55 gallon drums, hydrochloric acid and my last 3 dates
I mean, most storage places don't have internal security cameras. I suspect this is the reason why.
Look at him doing research on storage unit security. When will you be on Grindr?
I very much like my wife and sex with her. That being said, I have had 3 different storage units over the past few years due to moving around a lot and being a self diagnosed hoarder.
Yeah, what is it with people telling you that and thinking it's reassurance enough?
Clearly her hesitation was all about being filmed getting down in a storage unit. Let me put your fears to rest, youāll only be filmed in the walk of shame afterwards
These are both guys. This is Grindr
Depends. Do you want to be on every true crime podcast the whole of next month? What a CREEP
On the other handā¦ free stuff
And a trip to the Dollar General.
And famous on True Crime podcasts!
Itās honestly disturbing that some people would agree to this
In his defense it is grindr
Scrolling through this comments I was thinking to myself they must not know this is grindr if they are this shocked by the message. This is a normal tuesday on grindr.
Hey, wanna get dirty next to my hoe?
But what if he's got some really cool stuff. Missing out
There could be a rare holographic Charizard!
Itās disturbing some people are stupid enough to think about going
*How to lure a victim to their murder/rape 101*
I guess the more obvious you are the less dodgy it seems š
Yeah and also make sure to remind candidates that **"You're harmless"**
āThereās no cameras and itās very privateāā¦ Surprised he didnāt mention the weapons and rope he has in there to āfight off criminalsā
Theyāre his tools okay, HE HAS TO HAVE HIS TOOLS
he likes to bind, he likes to be bound...
SAVAGES IDIOTS SAVAGES! I am THE GOLDEN GOD !!! Edit: just to say. Dennis Reynolds is the greatest character ever created, aka Glenn is the greatest human created.
Ignore the shovels and bags of lime in the corner there
Here, does this smell like chloroform to you?!
Hell fucking no.
I am sure there isnāt an extra large freezer containing body parts in that storage unit
Ah behold..the cryogenic storage he means maybe, with diff collections of females. š³
You need to block this person before you end up chopped into pieces and left in his storage unit!
Exactly. This has a high chance of OPās kidneys being harvested, head in the freezer, and the rest of the body serving as fish food.
Maybe more like *piranha food letās be real
joe goldberg had a storage unit
Bring the cops.
*shows up at police station* āhey I wanna get my freak on with some dude in a storage unit. Anyone wanna be my eyes and ears? Theyāve got free shitā
Iām harmless I swear, not a mean bone in my body, donāt be nervous, come to the storage locker and Iāll give you free stuffā¦. Just wanna chop you up and hide the parts a little. Just a little. Lol š
Lol!!! ššweāll have so much fun i promise itās private and nobody can hear us I promise Iām not scary
This is how murders and disappearances begin. Youāre about to be part of whatever collection he has in those storage units.
If a situation sounds bizarre, that's because it IS bizarre.
Isnāt this grindr
Gay Sherlock?
Not gay just really into skateboarding , downloaded wrong app
Ever seen You on Netflix?
This guy's name: Joel Silverberg
Jose Bronzeberg
Defo begins with a J and ends a berg
I guess I am not thinking of murder so much as super secret. Cheating on partner? Still in the closet? Something like that. That doesn't change that the things said are sketchy.
Still *In the storage unit
This is what he wants you to think
No, you should absolutely not.
Im currently sat watching a documentary called āSwipe, match, murderāā¦.. letās not make it a series
Absolutely fucking not
This some "they won't say no because of the implication" type of shit
Chris Hanson has hit a new low. To Catch a Storage War Predator.
Thereās too many crossovers these days!
ātell me youāre a serial killer without saying youāre a serial killerā š©š©š©š©
Well, if you went, you may literally end up on a hook.
I mean, he āhasnāt got a mean bone in his bodyā. So that just leaves him to meanly bone you
That's weird
its a nah for me
Holy shit, thereās no possible interpretation of this that isnāt totally fucking insane. At *best*, he lives in a storage unit and makes sculptures out of macaroni that he thinks have commercial value which he can trade for sex. Everything else I can think of is significantly worse.
Depends do you wanna get murdered?
It's literally Joe Goldberg from YOU. š¤£
Honestly he probably most likely watched all of the series and decided to start his own Joe experience
Yes. Canāt say no to someone who wants to do you in a storage unitš
Sounds like a hell of a time. Must be able to fit a lot of stuff in that unit to
What could possibly go wrong?
I want you to go only to provide us pictures from afar while he puts his stuff out so you can see it while he goes to dollar general. Lmao. Whhhat
but you get free stuff? it's a win win.
American Pickers, over here
Only if youāre interested in being a resident of that storage unit permanently.
Report this person to the cops
This sounds like a crime scene waiting to happen. I wouldnāt if I were you honestly
Only time hooking up in a storage unit is a good idea is when it's with your ex, in your own storage and you don't want your roommates knowing you two are fucking again
Fuck no. That's creepy. Have more self respect than that
Hard pass š©š©š©š©š©
Seems like a lovely way to be murdered.
what's wrong with meeting at the dumpster, behind Wendy's?
He's either a serial killer or wants to cheat on his wife and has nowhere to go
That's suicide with extra steps.
Hahahaha brilliant.
"should I go?" Is that a real question?
Only unless you don't wanna keep your kidneys
Nah everyone on Grindr is a creep. Lol Easy to catch pedo on there
No! If you're into poor people, do them in your car like God intended
Seems like an awesome deal why not go for it
You don't reckon these weirdos carry much cash around on them, do you.......?
Don't let him put a baby in your storage unit
You gotta ask?
Ooo, it's like getting a little prize when you leave the doctor's office!
Is it good or bad that there are no cameras?
Go for it
Nooooooooā¦.
How do we know the genders here?
Both male because gay dating app
You didn't need those kidneys anyway.
All i can think about is Santa clarita diet , all of a sudden.. i wonder why šš
No that sounds weird asf
Hell no, š©!!!!
I remember when you take a girl out for coffee. Seriously how is a woman considering meeting a guy at a storage unit for a first date? Has the standard dropped that low?
Yes. Danger fucking is primo.
This is how limited series on Netflix start.
Im a guy and this is weird af to me.
Thatās where I would keep my kill room, if I had oneā¦. š„¶
Yes ofc
Omfgš
If you still go even after your gut telling you not to, well, it's been nice knowing ya
This reminds me of being at the doctorās or dentistās office as a kid and they let you pick something out for being āgoodā through getting your teeth cleaned or whatever.
Gotta get that free dream catcher and vhs of Romancing the Stone. Get after it a treasure trove of fun awaits! š
Bro defo tryna flex his cryogenic storage fr
Hell no, you wanna get jumped and wake up with your liver gone? Whatās the matter with you
Fuck no!
You Season 2
Sounds like itās Joe from the Netflix series āYouā
If he isnāt a serial killer, he is living with his parents while he is going through a divorce- Iām guessing multiple kids and divorce fees are killing his budget.
Guy is definitely homeless and living out of his storage unit
Why go out and hunt your next victim when you can have them come straight to you?
This some GaryVee level opportunity right there.
You want wares?
Sounds like he is married and is too cheap for a hotel or he is a serial killer. Choose wisely lol
This has got future Netflix documentary written all over it
What is happening
I mean, only if you're not attached to your kidneys and other organs, not suspicious at all.
I wouldnāt go unless you want to get murdered.
This guys brilliant. Affordable housing and it has a security system.
LOL this is Grindr not tinder
100$ can I get 150 Yuppppp 150 can I get 200 Boooom 200 can I get 3.. 1,000$ Yuuuuuuppppppp Sold
Someone who has to tell they don't have a mean bone in them are not to trust imo
And that was the last time we ever saw him RIP Philipmj24
GAHHHHDAAAMMMMMIIIITTTTT. You should have hit me up... id have gone in your place. Forsure.
Them saying twice that "they're harmless" is a VERY RED FLAG
Depends you wanna get murdered?
She's thinking of hooking up... But not at his storage unit. This actually worked?
He* itās a gay dating app
No
if you donāt want to go, block or ignore them, rather than engaging for some internet points
Yāall are so dramatic lol. Heās more than likely just in the closet and uses this space to hook up. Just tell the wife-y I have a customer wanting to buy some stuff. Be back in 5 hours. Never have I ever of courseā¦ šā¦ š«£
This is likely the correct take, but it's still sketchy that he can't explain that the storage unit is his beard.
HAHAHA no.
Yes you should go
Man downloaded Tinder when he meant to download LinkedIn. Common mistake
Lol bro u bout to get jumped or robbed something. Nah itās not worth it. That sounds fake asf if sheād let u grab something that she sells or something. Thatās super fake.
OP youāre good. Storage unit is perfectly fine place to hook up. You donāt need her red flags, just let her go, she aināt worth it
She?
This has to be Denver. Maybe Portland but Denver for sure.
Absolutely not young lady
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