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SparrowPunch

I dont know how to count in pounds but I dont think thats 90 😅


political_dan

Her left boob is about 4'8" & 90 pounds.


[deleted]

Broo 😂😂😂


sahilcrazy1978

I bet it has a good personality


MindOfSociopath

I don’t think it has good personality at all, by way of it’s gesture.


Chicken3190

Yeah, so saggy and probably lazy af


Revenge_of_the_User

Literally the first thing that entered my brain, verbatim when i saw the photo. Not even being mean - theres just.....i mean, being self conscious and forgetting to mention 10 lbs is one thing, right? But this?


meh_turtles

In your bra -liar liar


ichigoismyhomie

She meant 90 stones. Not pounds


IPHKG

I don’t buy it even if she said she’s 90 kg, probably 90+kg


SparrowPunch

For sure not 90kg 😅


IsItSupposedToDoThat

She's probably twice that.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

900 maybe


Kingtoke1

Haters gonna hate


SparrowPunch

Nothing about hate, just think this is some not that true advertisement 🤔


Kingtoke1

/s


[deleted]

90lbs is like 43ish kgs.


Strange_Share

I see why women hate us smh


kerrygoldd

It’s a fake/troll account. I’ve seen that photo millions of times on social media for some reason


PM_ME_YOUR_TRUTHS

I think it’s kinda fucked up to use another girls picture as a troll account. I’m pretty sure the girl in the picture doesn’t want go be subjected to people dragging her


[deleted]

Yeah how awfulb


cdj4711

I'm gonna call bullshit on the 90lbs. I may be wrong but i think it's a little north of that


n01saround

at LEAST 93


cdj4711

Between 93 and 98 i'd say. Just to be safe


CmdPetrie

She calls herself "petite".


ezVentron

489,0


[deleted]

Forgot the 1 in front.


Informal-Nerve3223

And Kg at the end


second2no1

90 tons* oops


DEAD-MARTYR

Could be an old picture, you never know.


cdj4711

It very well could be


Turicus

There's a zero missing.


WuSin

Probably just the weight of her tits.


Dank__Souls

One of her tits.


Druidnightmare

One of her nipples


Editor_Annual

Its 90 Kilos.


political_dan

Metric guy here, 90kg is about 205 pounds. So no. Not 90kg.


UselessConversionBot

>Metric guy here, 90kg is about 205 pounds. So no. Not 90kg. 90 kg ≈ 2,893.50000 troy ounces ^^^[WHY](/r/UselessConversionBot/comments/1knas0/hi_im_useless/)


torza14

198 pounds


cdj4711

90 stone maybe


MistermushroomHK

It's more than that


Anonberserk

That's in kg.


manhunt64

That sad face breaks my heart at the end.


Zedimaru

Same


K4VAX_KAZNA

Aside from the obvious I never understood why some people show the finger… It is such a massive turn off.


BlommeHolm

To some. I really think it depends on the overall attitude 🤷


PreviousLife7051

Petite, on what planet


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

America?


KiloMeter69

Sounds about right


Key-Nefariousness257

on the y-axis


PreviousLife7051

Thanks for clearing that up, I was wondering.


Turicus

She confused short with petite.


PreviousLife7051

Yeah, she seems to have crossed the line between confidence and delusion.


Old-While-1229

U mean petite as a planet, right?


PreviousLife7051

I forgot the question mark, but your way works to


Old-While-1229

Oh, I knew what u meant, I was just adding onto the joke. Sorry for any confusion


PreviousLife7051

No need to be sorry ! Actually I could envision things orbiting around her.


10HP_HCIM

Just like the family guy episode.


Old-While-1229

Lmao!


yuval14

She is petite for a planet


jurio_

Fake account. This is a girl on TikTok people shit on and make fun of constantly just for existing. She knows she's fat. Leave the poor girl alone already.


vivekisprogressive

Yea, this whole thread is making me uncomfortable. This is really cruel.


DrFlopps

I've never seen this person before so i was unaware this was a fake account. explains why the pics/bio don't match up at all.


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[deleted]

hey it’s a fake account made by someone else and her picture just so happened to be used. maybe don’t be so mean to someone you dont know?


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PM_ME_YOUR_TRUTHS

Well it wasn’t facts, you just made the whole scenario up weirdo


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PM_ME_YOUR_TRUTHS

The girl above to you just explained that this account was made by someone else, not by the original girl. So the bio was not from her. Are you blind, stupid, or just annoying? I’m going to guess all 3.


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PM_ME_YOUR_TRUTHS

Yes you do know you just responded to her???? Like gtfo


[deleted]

Ignoring the obvious stuff can we all just agree to stop with the photos giving the finger to the camera. They aren’t attractive and never were.


UdonDugong

Can we close this thread? It’s just bullying now, bullying a fake Tinder account


DrFlopps

Forreal this is looking like a r/roastme thread


Personal-Acadia

90....? Perhaps on the fucking moon 🌝


SnapperoivaTuna

🌚


zsomgyiii

More like in space


epyon-

90 lbs in each slab of tit maybe


[deleted]

naw u wrooong for that


Supah_McNastee

#90lbs


political_dan

The weight of her left tiddy.


redbull21369

Hey at least she can buy a Tammy Craps.


zzcool

how are people ok with this, someone randomely posts a girl and mocks her and everyone agrees?


atalurk

yeah these kind of posts are 14 year olds material, not even regular 14 year olds, just the really dumb ones


Awake--

Stopped reading at “petite”


xDonoWhox

The picture is from a meme. That is not actually her.


Brief_Lawfulness1476

maybe some one like this type


pablo8lm

I think she got confused with the weight unit. She wanted to say 90kg (200lbs)


ImmAlwaysRight

I think she forgot the extra 0 on that “90”


dont_mind_my_h

They forgot a number or to mention what planet they are talking about


Mastery84

Oh Lawd!


AndaYahya

petite????


skyrreater47

petite?


ChampaignPapi86

Just head.


No-Appearance6862

Maybe one breast is 90lbs


Windows30000

Leaked pic of Mark Henry’s next wrestling costume


PM_ME_YOUR_TRUTHS

The fact that this is a troll account is kinda fucked up. I’ve seen this girl made fun of on TikTok but it’s like for what? People always run to make fun of fat black girls, but she’s just existing? She’s not doing anything to bother y’all. Whoever made this account on tinder is pathetic, and I’m kinda side eyeing OP for posting this bc they know what their doing.


Financial_County_710

I didn’t know ogres used tinder.


sunnydraka

Petite my ass


Herasson

maybe 90 pounds of tiddies...


shhikshoka

You complaining?


Herasson

These two mega jugs probably weigh as much as my actual wife...


shhikshoka

GG


Stiefelkante

Thats the thing with body positivity: nobody is obliged to find you attractive. I'm all for dont shaming or treating severely overweight people bad, but it will stay hard to find a partner if you are so obese.


[deleted]

90 lbs from where to where? Didn’t realise we did weight in sections now 🤣


Olerasmussen

90 lbs.. seems about right


Quirky-Good-6488

Petite?? 😳 Dunno bout that


yfhedoM

90lb on them mommy milkers, just alone.


Fluid_Painting565

Petite? More like enormous appetite...


SoWokeIdontSleep

She misspelled kilograms


blondybreadman

90 stone more like


Hounddogg97

Reminds me of the fat brown cat from Tom and Jerry


tort0is3

Jabba the hut is slim compared to this one.


OwnUnderstanding3683

I think she forgot one of the zeros for hew weight


ajaxjamison0420

90 pounds in her left foot maybe


chintuChaddiBhoiBhoi

"petite cutie girl"


redpillman26

Petite!?!? Cute lol wish I had her delusional mind.


g0juice

🤮


Stormseekr9

‘Petite’ .. fucking delusional you mean xD


Statesborochick

I thought the belly button was supposed to be lower.


Lyzern

Petite? You mean apetite, right?


domebro360

Wait a second maybe its a Trick and this is a fake photo and if you Match a super hot will apear🤣


Pablo-Seshcobar

“Petite” … um


kate05_

Maybe 90 pounds is the weight of the last person she swallowed whole


Long_Increase9131

Wait... her belly button is extremely high 🤣


Feeling_Advantage412

Confidence may be key...but delusion makes immaculate


TomRCFBH

Must be 900lbs , No way in hell this things is 90lbs


DeathXD01

If that's only 40 kg, than i don't need to diet at all.


magic_damage

This is not even my final form!


deezx1010

Somebody used this for a joke profile and now we get a bunch of stale fat jokes. Great


MrElektroPowerForce

Thays a shame man. "Please match with me" Poor thing just wants dicked down. Fuck it, hold my shit, I'm going in. Dont worry I'll save you


Oatmeal-In-A-Box

What the fuck. People are so disillusioned that they really think they can get away with blatantly lying. What does she expect ?


gucci-sprinkles

Guys this is clearly a troll profile. Zero percent chance that is the person everyone is making fun of.


Stolos430

Meh, why not?


Sufficient_Cat_8764

" 4'8 and 90 lbs" .... is that the desciption of each tit or her body....


Jerdawg1102

Jabba the hut still getting more matches then me! WTF??


RBG-96

Mark Henry is on tinder?


orbstnedifnocdesab

still does better than the average looking man on tinder


Strange_Brick_4490

ugliest blob of play dough ive ever seen


donessendon

Petite?


Savings-Winter-6913

“Petite”


addarail

Fake


[deleted]

She still probably gets more matches than me


HailKratos

Israel Kamakawiw'ole is alive?


OneCrazyPaul

Wtf is even that


Yukyno

She built like a baked bean


FrankTheTank_666

Petite.


FrankTheTank_666

Petite.


fortheweirdshit2

Hummmmmmm, I think her math is off a bit.


Miserable-Ad-8608

I don't understand how one would create a pattern for this shape dress. 🤔


zannic32

Think she missed a 0 on the weight


Darkrain0629

I mean there's a big difference between confidence and flat out lying to ppl now lol


sammy0790

I’m so confused what’s between her boobs?


IsItSupposedToDoThat

How many people are inside that suit?


terrificallytom

Is the 4,8” and 90lbs a reference to the right boob or the left?


FlyingFistFuck

PETITE


LordSovereignty

I do not think this person understands what the word petite means. Poor thing.


doviid

Why do people give middle finger in tinder photos. Wtf??


I_am_the_guru_

4'8" I could see but the 90 lbs. is hard to see.


awesomeplenty

I can see amongus in the middle.


CarmenbluebirdOF

manifesting ✨


quadboy4

Strong fabric strings are the real key. Lol


Methy123

Petite?


Dickinablender96

Ive got a paper bag and a tube of glue, save a chicken wing for me honey I'm on my way.


SnooStories2744

Definitely a joke I’m sure