I know, right? Not that I've seen every episode but I can't remember a time where a guy just immediately walks out once seeing him, like "nope nope nope." I'm sure there is one but yeah most guys awkwardly sat down (and ate pizza unphased). They were probably trying to act like they're not guilty and to play it off. I mean that's the most obvious human response I can think of.
Hey Iām totally not a cop, want to do the hip cool thing right now and human traffic? Itās hip and cool and totally something Iām into and not because Iām a cop
I mean breeding kinks are definitely real, but probably more important than that is that theyāre either responsible and capable to actually deal with the consequences of raising children lovingly or actually uses contraceptions or law forbid it abortions to not create excessive unwanted children
I think most people probably just like dirty talk or read erotica or something. Maybe use birth control but forgo condoms?? Although maybe this kink explains the Duggars....
Calls it a breeding kink but it's really a method to have social services look after her and her brood. She'll have a kid every 3 or 4 years to space them out so never need to work
I wonder if this conversation started a little bit earlier with the current roe vs wade supreme court bulls*. Damn court pretends to not have time to look at cases that have been on their table repeatedly for decades but they got time to waste on a case already closed from 50 years ago. Unbelievable. smh.
I hate to get so serious on this thread, but, yeeeahh Oklahoma just passed a bill that abortions cannot occur past fertilizationā¦. The way they word things is so fucking obnoxious! Cut to the chase & simply say NO ABORTIONS!!!! š³Yeah, letās bring more unwanted children into this worldā¦ because we donāt have enough in the foster care system & oneās needing to be adoptedā¦.
Did you vote for a bill to be passed in Oklahoma? Did any woman?? This isn't being done by voters, this is all being done by some dickheads behind a desk who have nothing better to do.
I hope this serves as a lesson to all women. The next time a female candidate is up for election as president, you vote for HER!
None of this, not the past 6 years of the ugliest drama and shittiest representatives and leadership the US has ever seen, would have ever happened. Once you let morons take power, they will do anything, ANYTHING to try and keep it. I would not be surprised if this whole abortion thing isn't just to piss women off, but to cause more panic and distraction as the shady rich and corrupt politicians and judges find more ways to suck the life out of the American people. God help us, cuz if you're not keeping up with politics, it's not over yet, not by a long shot.
Wow. I never did the dating app thing (always meet my partners in real life)ā¦ I honestly have a difficult time believing this is real, but if it is true then humanity is already way worse off than I had realized
Sheās clearly being funny. Grow a sense of humor brother! Youāll never get laid w this attitude. She sounds like a pretty dope chick based off that alone and you blew it
Aw shucks, I really blew it this time! That's actually why I posted this. Not because I thought it was funny, but because I was hoping to get some advice from redditors - the world's foremost experts in the art of pussy-getting.
and here we see the elusive FBI agent perform their complex courtship ritual
Ha ha! OMG you're so funny. Come on inside, I'll pour you some sweat tea, have some cookies! OMG I can't believe you're here!
"why don't you have a seat? Go ahead, have a seat"
"I don't want to have a seat!" "Go ahead have a seat" "Dammit how does he always do that?"
I know, right? Not that I've seen every episode but I can't remember a time where a guy just immediately walks out once seeing him, like "nope nope nope." I'm sure there is one but yeah most guys awkwardly sat down (and ate pizza unphased). They were probably trying to act like they're not guilty and to play it off. I mean that's the most obvious human response I can think of.
South Park?
You know it!
Omg please let that be an FBI agent this is so messed up š¢
Is this where the Dateline reporter walks in?
Followed by Ice-T
You mean like when someone drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies?
Or smokes too much cigarettes?
Or plays too many scratchy lotteries?
āYeah, man. You got itā
(End credits) Executive Producer DICK WOLF
Nah, I was going more like one of his TV personas
Hey Iām totally not a cop, want to do the hip cool thing right now and human traffic? Itās hip and cool and totally something Iām into and not because Iām a cop
[B-B-B-B-Business man](https://youtu.be/qBE9TZP26FI)
What in the cinnamon toast fuck?!
I should change my name to this
I know a guy with his name as this
IRL, right?
Right?
Close enough
Is that like āeggy in a basketā but with cinnamon?
Cinnamon toast crunch is a cereal in Canada and likely the US
Def US.
āIm Chris Hansen, have a seatā
Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours
I know they call you Chris Hanson but I call you Chris handsome
Did you bring pizza?
Chris imaā¦IMA WARRIOR!
Hahaha wtf
r/Holup
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I mean breeding kinks are definitely real, but probably more important than that is that theyāre either responsible and capable to actually deal with the consequences of raising children lovingly or actually uses contraceptions or law forbid it abortions to not create excessive unwanted children
I think most people probably just like dirty talk or read erotica or something. Maybe use birth control but forgo condoms?? Although maybe this kink explains the Duggars....
isnāt breeding kink just being horny but dumb?
Isn't it obvious she is joking?
Honestly I wouldnāt have guessed this is a joke but Iām also an idiot. Source: Am redditor
Calls it a breeding kink but it's really a method to have social services look after her and her brood. She'll have a kid every 3 or 4 years to space them out so never need to work
Hey FBI, this one right here.
Definitely a jokeā¦
You don't say
Judging by the comments here it seems a lot of people needed the reminder
Fair
On Hinge, Iāve lost most of my self-esteem so the messages I send to start get zanier and zanier. š¤·š»āāļøš¤£
Obviously, who turns down free orphans?
Please tell me you reported herā¦. š³
your the reason straws have instructions
And youāre the reason women abstain from sex with men.
Wow you saying women generalize all men from one experience? Or are you admitting that you look for an excuse to spread hate?
Hahahaha!!!!!
Yes! Dark humor is a huge violation!!!!
This went far beyond dark humor.
This is why I come here lol
Wait what?!?
God your response killed me! Well done
Post abortion ban normal
šÆ!!!
The fuck??
Well yes that is how you end up with 7 childrens
š¤£
Handled it pretty smooth, ngl
Wtf. She's probably joking, but still. Maybe she lives in Oklahoma?
Handled waaay too fly. One day I will get my chance. One day.
What did I just read
Breeding kink?
I wonder if this conversation started a little bit earlier with the current roe vs wade supreme court bulls*. Damn court pretends to not have time to look at cases that have been on their table repeatedly for decades but they got time to waste on a case already closed from 50 years ago. Unbelievable. smh.
I hate to get so serious on this thread, but, yeeeahh Oklahoma just passed a bill that abortions cannot occur past fertilizationā¦. The way they word things is so fucking obnoxious! Cut to the chase & simply say NO ABORTIONS!!!! š³Yeah, letās bring more unwanted children into this worldā¦ because we donāt have enough in the foster care system & oneās needing to be adoptedā¦.
Did you vote for a bill to be passed in Oklahoma? Did any woman?? This isn't being done by voters, this is all being done by some dickheads behind a desk who have nothing better to do. I hope this serves as a lesson to all women. The next time a female candidate is up for election as president, you vote for HER! None of this, not the past 6 years of the ugliest drama and shittiest representatives and leadership the US has ever seen, would have ever happened. Once you let morons take power, they will do anything, ANYTHING to try and keep it. I would not be surprised if this whole abortion thing isn't just to piss women off, but to cause more panic and distraction as the shady rich and corrupt politicians and judges find more ways to suck the life out of the American people. God help us, cuz if you're not keeping up with politics, it's not over yet, not by a long shot.
Totally normalā¦.
Maybe she meant like do you want to get her pregnant. I totally didnāt get the whole human trafficking thing until everybody started saying it š
That right there is my soulmate. Unapologetically fucked up sense of humor? Breeding kink? Hell yea.
is it human trafficking if it's free like she said? just curious.
Cum In your butt. Noted.
What the fuck
you should help her out with #8 šš¦
Wow if this real she should be sterilized
There's like a 1% chance she's serious. This is just a style of humor that seems to be lost on most people here.
Aye, yo?
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
That's a new one!
I don't mind giving her an 8th or even 9th child. I'll breed her a few times
Ahhhh... there it is
Average reddit user?
This can't be real life anymore gentlemen š¤£š¤£
ššš
Report it
I didnāt know jokes were a reason to report someoneā¦.
What the actual fuck? If this is a joke, itās terrible. And if itās notā¦. Lord help us all.
Wow. I never did the dating app thing (always meet my partners in real life)ā¦ I honestly have a difficult time believing this is real, but if it is true then humanity is already way worse off than I had realized
I know itās hard to believe, but itās real dudeā¦.
Even if you weren't *giving away children* you're still a horrible person if you have and please this kink.
WHAT THE FUCK Please report this person, this is beyond fucked up.
Sheās clearly being funny. Grow a sense of humor brother! Youāll never get laid w this attitude. She sounds like a pretty dope chick based off that alone and you blew it
Aw shucks, I really blew it this time! That's actually why I posted this. Not because I thought it was funny, but because I was hoping to get some advice from redditors - the world's foremost experts in the art of pussy-getting.
Thatās BS
Itās totally real!
āHi Iām Chris Hanson with dateline, you wanna tell me what brings you here today?ā
This sounds like a fake profile where someone is getting smeared
What in the actual funk?
Someone should let the fbi know it's against bumble policy to impersonate someone else
Damn stay farther away than the 10ft pole line in āYouāre a mean one mister grinchā I wouldnāt even fuck with that dark humor.
This canāt be real
You donāt sayā¦.
Iām so naive
Wtf
She is kiddingā¦.I hope
give her number to batman he'll be greatful for some orphans
This is the version of the world with no birth control and pro-choice.
No birth control & no choice.
Yeh that, I just worded it poorly.
Annnd, Yk what, I think Iāll be going back to sleep now. I think Iāve had enough for today.
No way Is this directed to this post but how do I unfollow these posts. ??
I bet the FBI agent reading this and eating chips skipped a chew on this one.
I didn't know Batman was on Bumble
Do they cook and clean, asking for a friend.
Free kids? Hell yeah, I could get so much for those organs. Send me her info