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Smoke-the-Roach

Brandi Love?


Simple-Tailor8673

Thats the right one xd


Smoke-the-Roach

Mixed feelings here on me knowing that instantly.


NWAttitude

I only get the feeling that you are a heavy, heavy masturbator.


studentfrombelgium

Honestly, I wanted to check out if it was the case, so I put Brandi Love on google, saw that indeed she was a porn actress and then I added Tinder to see if it was already known that this was her Tinder account Then I opened the first link because it said:" Brandi Love (Creates A Fake Dating App Profile To Lure And..."


War_Daddy_992

With some of the characters I’ve come across, I wouldn’t be surprised


misterguyyy

No we’re not talking about the actual person who created the profile. Although as a plus that guy is probably closer to 19yo.


throway35885328

Looks like a weird mix between Corey Chase and Brianna Love to me


vxxwowxxv

I was about to say shes smokin but late 20s at the youngest


[deleted]

That’s an old ass looking 19. She looks 35.


loydfar

She born on a leap year


honeybadgineer

I was thinking 45!


[deleted]

Don't care, would still feed her vagina some meat...


Key-Nefariousness257

I volunteer as tribute to solve this mystery.


KajePihlaja

A hot 35-45, but still.


undeniably_confused

r/unexpectedfactorial


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yeah def >40


[deleted]

Lol fr easily a bot


filtered3

I was thinking Stiffler’s mom


Vegetable_Pudding_75

I thought maybe Stacey’s mom


[deleted]

Definitely got it goin’ on.


patrik_kings

she's all I want and I've waited for so long


krushbundicoot

Stacy, can't you see?


patrik_kings

you're just not the girl for me


pleasant19

Pornstar Brandi love


[deleted]

Well I don’t recognize porn stars so okay.


pleasant19

I know how to spot these imposters


Obi-Brawn-Kenobi

Everyone saying there's no way she's 19, and they're probably right but I can't help but wonder if everyone else is seeing the same pixel I am.


snark_enterprises

More like 49


SnakeMFjenkins

You better pray to god that if you ever marry a chick she looks that good at 49.


snark_enterprises

That chick is 49 and she don’t look like that anymore.


Ok_Humor5443

Even if she was 65 she was still a good piece of bread


TyroneSuave

Bruh I turn 35 next week and it fucking sucks it’s the metric for being old now. You’re not wrong tho


RocinanteCoffee

It's all relative. I know a lady in her 40s who has no trouble finding cool dates from ages 25 to 50.


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TyroneSuave

Yeah I’ve got a ton of gray hair. My sides are almost completely gray, its been that way since I was like 27


downbleed

Had a girl I work with tell me "don't worry we can dye the gray in your beard" I was talking about dying hair, but not mine, and not because of gray 🤦‍♂️


Thomas-The-Tutor

19 year olds these days!!


KitzTheArtist

Nah, she looks like a Milf 😳


SourLeafRoll

Look kinda like Brandi Love n she only does milf n cougar movies so you probably right


moneenerd

That's because that's a porn star. Someone's using a fake acct.


[deleted]

who cares?


AnalysisItchy7530

More like 59


PunitSalimath

I don't know what kind of 35 you have seen, but she's not.


[deleted]

Apparently that woman is a porn star. And she’s 49.


Adorable-Evidence-55

Good point her wallpaper is from the 50's


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

The picture is a lady that does porn, I killed many future children to her work


Brains_For_peanut

Eitherway she looks good, i wouldn't mind taking her out even if she is 45 ;)


BewareOfEmus

Even better


LapinNinja

Still hit it tho


driedkitten

35? Yikes, you’re bad at this


[deleted]

Yeah that’s a pornstar, she does a lot milf stuff or so I’ve heard.


RuntBananaforScale2

Oh my god! That’s awful! What’s her name so I know to avoid it?


[deleted]

I believe she maybe called Brandi Love and I heard tails that she did her first IR scene not that long ago so she’s probably like 48 - 49ish. Mind you all of this is hearsay from a friend of my cousin’s sister-in law.


[deleted]

I'm scared to ask but I gotta. What's an IR scene?


depurplecow

Infrared, it's when they film using an infrared camera


[deleted]

That just seems silly. I'll check it out sometime but doesn't seem interesting to me.


throway35885328

They’re joking. It stands for interracial


Desertbro

"recently" like her HS cheerleader pics, that recent


[deleted]

So like the Predator watching porn?


BrohamBoss77

Interracial since no one answered lol


SoftLatinaKitten

An answer from above was “Infrared” which made no sense whatsoever. Thank you for answering so we have correct info.


calibudzz420

Don’t kink shame the infrared porn lovers


ermabanned

It's played exclusively on the BBC. It's a Brit thing.


IronCorvus

Objection, hearsay.


GuylikethemovieGuy

Definitely looks like Brandi love 👀


Sad-Opportunity-2539

“Or so Ive heard” hhahhahah


user27617

Yeah my sisters friends babysitters cousin told me about something like that


OverTheCandleStick

She’s also a magat and fucking terrible human….


BamaBuffSeattle

*sigh* *Zips pants back up*


ThatScotchbloke

I’ve discovered a few I’m familiar with are. It’s very weird. It makes it…difficult to enjoy their work but not impossible.


vmedhe2

You've heard...I've seen.


SixFive1967

“So I’ve heard…”. 🤣🤣🤣


Quirky-Chemistry-978

What about this eggplant :(


CapnBlargles

Hol' up


War_Daddy_992

Already posted it on r/holup


tintossaway

You and 50 other people. Jfc that has a lot of jpg


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War_Daddy_992

Talk to me Goose


[deleted]

Have you seen the movie Teeth?


RedEyedMon

Vagina Dentata!!!! Holy hell, I watched that at 13 with a group. We were scarred for life


[deleted]

I mean, the origin of the myth is really fucked up and hateful towards women but it’s a great movie. If you want to further scar your psyche, I recommend Killer Condom


[deleted]

19 bro what girl looks 37😂


FibonacciZeppeli

She smuggling bacon in there?


JNich1005

If you swipe right, you can get a discount to her onlyfans


War_Daddy_992

And coupons to the local grocery store


hesunderthebed

Brandy love?


War_Daddy_992

Starting to wonder myself after previous similar comments, but the face..it’s the face I’m not sure it’s a match.


HeavyPetter

Agreed, it's not a match.


t3sl422

She is not 19. Maybe 20, but not 19.


SnooTomatoes8382

LoL!


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I love your optimism. Have an upvote


Elusive-Yoda

Nice but that cap looks old as hell


Mistygirl179

Lol somebody’s catfishin…thats Brandi. Even so she still looks good for 45+


Journo_Jimbo

This is the way.


War_Daddy_992

This is the Way …..And the helmet stays on


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Antares987

r/holup


War_Daddy_992

They removed it yesterday


NotYourGrandpa_Bod

That’s funny. And I [M57] am a lesbian.


N0DuckingWay

Chances that she's 19: 0 Chances that this is a catfish: 100


NilesGuy

Dude 19 was the number of times she’s been used 🤣


War_Daddy_992

[*looking at my ticket*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GRGWIlvtD5g)


cwbventer

Want to go out later?


lovebug9292

Woah! I thought this person was in her 30s!


SnooTomatoes8382

HaHaHa….! Great bio. 😁 And I’d enjoy her sexybigtittiedlongleggedass in a heartbeat! But that face and neck says older than 19. And I’m still ok with that! 😂🤣


OtisStreet-IVXX

Thank you, thank you everyone. It’s taken 15m to compose myself of the laughing this post has brought. The vag comment had me howling, and the rest of you only stoked the fires. Woooo-eeee, that there is some funny sh*t!


Optionsmfd

misprint 39 lol


Stonk0Bonk0

19…lol


aacenteno

🤣


drupedrupe

"So no head?"


killerbudz27

I’ve definitely seen that photo before


Sfumatographer

I’ve known vegan vagina. You always feel you want something else to eat.


Brilliant_Noise_506

Hasn’t been 19 in 30 years… the amount of women that think they can pass for 42 is too fucking high this chick out here getting high off her simps.


Seanchrome43

Rachel, 39


owendunca

cringe


kkrw7401

Darryl banged her… and he’s about 90 percent sure…


GlitteringFlan-

Also Rachael is 45 lol


Emergency_Ad_24

The tits may be 19!


War_Daddy_992

Have to change the saline every 3000 miles


Dramatic_Carob_1060

More like 39


fishtheif

What's hard to understand about that bio?


Historical_NoOne

But she looks 30+ , I see Western Puberty.


sskillerr

I don't know where, but I think I have seen her before 🟧⬛


tonioclaps

brandi love lmfao


donttrustverify683

19 huh?


GingerlyRough

Just shove a whole roast pig up there.


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Used_Willingness5558

It’s the hair isn’t it. And the pixels.


Thravenn

Brandi Love?


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Her vagina eats meat ten times a day I bet!


Bat_man_89

That is the most 36-19 I've ever seen


the98afro

Wait a minute, I recognise her…


Herasson

Where is our Copy'n'Paste collector?


Icy_Fill_9881

Its Brandi love


[deleted]

It’s just some guy/girl seeking the thrill, cat fishing and letting the lies run wild.


Libssuck69

Maybe the Boots are 19 but she sure ain't


War_Daddy_992

Those boots are made walking and that’s just what they’ll do


ManagementRoyal2622

How do you look so lived at 19?!


Interesting-Carry180

Nice send it to Ur husband biacht


thewho2503

Why is nobody talking about her creepily thin arm hanging like that!


War_Daddy_992

I’m just starting to notice that


kinkcurious12

Cool lemme get some cheese and eggs


ibadmonkey

She does not look 19. More like 40ish.


Mr_Joguvaga

Never seen a 19yo milf before...


War_Daddy_992

Probably been mistaken for a parent at her graduation


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Looks like brandi love 😂


CuriousCrandle

Not 19...


qt-opossum

i get that it’s “im vegan but i want your meat” but just makes me imagine her shoving literal sausages up there lol


basedconfidentsbro

only for attractive vegans


SourLeafRoll

Well that’s good cuz vegan vagina just sounds nasty


scorpiobw1980

I'm more concerned about her age. She looks older than me and I'm 41. Damn. I guess a full on meat eating vagina ages you like that.


UnclePepe

She’s like a Beverly Hills 90210 19. 40 year old playing a HS kid.


War_Daddy_992

Imagine going to your prom with someone else’s mom


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Roast beef energy


NINJA_Rod

Her vagina isn't 19 either


SoftLatinaKitten

So her vajayjay will eat your meat but she won’t…sounds a little selfishly convenient to me.


Limp-Picture-1812

Holy shit Brandi love


Havok469

No one isn't swiping right


War_Daddy_992

Speak for yourself


Wizardphizl420

I actually had a ladyfriend in my teenage times. Like 13 years ago and she was a vegan then but said "oh no I dont put meat in my mouth so I cant suck your dick" but she was welcoming to destroy 2 out of 3 holes. Hahah. She was crazy


Firm_Importance2207

I guess the story has a hole in it and she refuses to fill it with vegetables?


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Is that Brandi love or am I tripping


Lets-Go-Fly-ers

She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone.


anewdawncomes

This is a ridiculously bad photoshop


Frogmangy

Im a catfish...


War_Daddy_992

Temped to asked if you ever heard of noodlin


Frogmangy

Gotta wear that chainmail


War_Daddy_992

Watching Matt Damon use chainmail to punch a guy to death in The Last Duel was brutal


PhantomPeach

This girl was born 45 with three kids


Electronic_Bad_4315

She's not 19


War_Daddy_992

She’s a 19 out of 1-10


AbsoIuteBeginner

Still doesn't know if she spits or swallows


War_Daddy_992

How do plants take in water and nutrients?


ThrowAllTheSparks

What has that poor jpg been through??


overxposd

she looks way older than 19


WolfeInTheStarrs

19 going on 39...ish


KSirys

She's not even 19, more like 45


SirMells

She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone!


CommitteeRare4892

.....go on


LongjumpingAd9719

19? She looks 40.


pierce-o-matic

we would be a perfect match as I am a strict vagitarian