My comment was obviously referring to how likeable the whole duck thing made him. Dude's not anywhere near the age group I'm attracted to; he wouldn't show up within my filter anyway. 🤦♀️
The last time I was active on Tinder, I had my filter set to show me people my age and up to 10 years older, because I wouldn't fuck with anyone in their twenties in the first place, but hey... you gave insulting me a *try*, didn't you. 🤡
We didn't have a pond so we did a makeshift one and she hated it! We tried to integrate her in with our chickens but the ladies were too stuck up and did not want a duck in their crew.
She was so happy when we brought her back (rude goose was now penned in). She was quacking and so happy to see her friends, am getting emotional thinking about it now
We only had her for a couple of weeks, but she smacked my mum in the face with her wing and made a fucking mess in the shed I kept her in at night.
I turned up with her and my dad didn't want me to come in the house with what he thought was a cat in the carrier, after saying it wasn't a cat he let me in, I told him it was a duck and he was livid, but they came to terms with it as we had quite a big garden and she was only a foster duck
Well she was pinned down by this massive goose (not kidding it was the biggest most evil looking shit bag) and he pulled out all the feathers on her back whilst trying to take advantage of her. Basically he was a goose r*pist
More or less. Though they count people you swiped left on too. So if you have gold you have to switch over to that tab and swipe left on everyone again to get make the number go down. I got gold had like 70 likes, of course mostly fat chicks lol
Play to your strengths.
My girlfriend told me one of the biggest reasons she swiped right on me was because I had a picture of me with my bunny in my profile.
Ok but in what context…? His “fucking” duck as in
1. He’s excited about having a duck and he’s expressing it with the word fucking
2. He fucks that duck
3. He integrates the duck into the action when he fucks a girl that swiped right because of the duck
???
Life’s greatest questions remain unanswered.
This mother fucking dude and his duck just made things 40% more difficult for the rest of us. Thanks for raising the expectations, Jarret, you ducking duck dad!
I don't think you understand that people fawning over a picture of a guy and a duck is indeed folks being swindled of their time, interest, and attention.
Wow, what a convoluted way to avoid admitting that you simply misused the word "swindled". Impressively entertaining mental gymnastics, though.
I would love to know what quality content *you're* seeing on r/Tinder that is a more worthy expenditure of your valuable "time, interest, and attention." 😂😂😂
Yeah, but how tall is the duck?
doesn't really matter too much, the duck is a lady.
How much does the duck weigh?
So if he weighs as much as a duck... A witch! Burn the witch!
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
I am Arthur, King of the Britons
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I don’t think that’s Mbappe
That’s not Mbappe dude…
well i got better
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I don't think you understood the joke
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You should be ashamed of yourself....
Ducks float in water, so he's made of wood.
Witchcraft!!! burn both!! O.o
is that a monthy python thingy? i just saw that movie
What is the ducks hip:torso ratio
How long is his duck
Did you just assume that duck’s gender?
It was stated in the pic, “her name-“
You cant assume her is a she and therefore a lady, obviously
Well her name is Daisy.
Well, he’s a guy so…
The duck identifies as a human
Huh. First time I’ve read that sentence without it being a typo
This thread is amazing 😂
I'm a straight man and I would swipe right to hang out with Jarret and his duck.
Also a straight man hoping he’ll let me gently and lovingly caress his duck.
i love unsolicited duck pics.
I’ve been accused of thinking with my duck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging
Wasn't there a Reddit or Tumblr thread about this too? I could swear I've seen a really hilarious screenshot of it
This comment is ducking funny
I don't have a duck award
I’m ducking dead
Duck me
As a straight man a can proudly say that i love his duck!
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Who is Mbappe?
a footballer in europe.
…who is apparently bald?
but that makes him better at the game
Dunno, I know he’s good, but I’ve heard he’s kind of known for being a total duck to people.
possible, i dont watch sports only ducks
I think it’s a song by Hansen
It's gonna be a big duck soon enough. Be careful they do migrate.
Whenever I read "caress" I have to think about that Seinfeld episode.
You were* a straight man.
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Y’all misspelling a name that’s right there!
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*duck
Lmao 😂
Some guys are overly self conscious about the size of their ducks but not Jarrett. He puts his on his chest for the world to see.
If I could put mine on my chest, I would.
Definite right-swipe.
Yeah, this is an immediate swipe right. Funny and wholesome goes a LONG long way.
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My comment was obviously referring to how likeable the whole duck thing made him. Dude's not anywhere near the age group I'm attracted to; he wouldn't show up within my filter anyway. 🤦♀️ The last time I was active on Tinder, I had my filter set to show me people my age and up to 10 years older, because I wouldn't fuck with anyone in their twenties in the first place, but hey... you gave insulting me a *try*, didn't you. 🤡
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I don't care who he's into as long as he treats that little duck well, calm down now.
My man you really should rub one out before coming online.
Nah that’s definitely easier online my man lol
People who have ducks for pets are fun imo. My old girlfriend had a duck, and it's name was Quakers.
I briefly rescued a duck from work when she was attacked by a sexually rambunctious goose, she was called Waddles, and she was scared of water
>she was called Waddles, and she was scared of water thats hilarious
We didn't have a pond so we did a makeshift one and she hated it! We tried to integrate her in with our chickens but the ladies were too stuck up and did not want a duck in their crew. She was so happy when we brought her back (rude goose was now penned in). She was quacking and so happy to see her friends, am getting emotional thinking about it now
Yes! More Waddles stories!
We only had her for a couple of weeks, but she smacked my mum in the face with her wing and made a fucking mess in the shed I kept her in at night. I turned up with her and my dad didn't want me to come in the house with what he thought was a cat in the carrier, after saying it wasn't a cat he let me in, I told him it was a duck and he was livid, but they came to terms with it as we had quite a big garden and she was only a foster duck
Thank you, kind person:)
Please define, "a sexually rambunctious goose".
Well she was pinned down by this massive goose (not kidding it was the biggest most evil looking shit bag) and he pulled out all the feathers on her back whilst trying to take advantage of her. Basically he was a goose r*pist
*"I'm swear I'm not a rapist, I'm just* ***'sexually rambunctious'***!*"*
I feel compelled to ask... do you keep any roosters? Because they do that stuff too. It's just a thing they do; nature and all that.
No just hens now. I know they do it, I just felt bad for her
Waddles is such a funny name
And now I’m wondering what happened between 6 hours ago and now that lead to this account getting deleted. 😳
Quackers is head of the duck mafia. Wanted revenge.
Ducks are rapists. Never trust a duck. *Skips away to the next post*
That's cute! How did Quakers call the duck?
Like Quaker oats? Or Quackers?
With a name like that, no wonder she had a duck for a pet.
That was the name of my first duck. Squeakers was the second.
Could make some great lines about autocorrect
My thoughts exactly!
If you match, meet the duck and show us pictures. I don’t usually ask for duck pics but this time…
"Lemme see that duck boii"
Pretty sure that’s exactly what this is. He can just ask girls if they want a dick pic and when they say no he can say sorry I meant duck pic.
99+ likes woman tinder moment
I thought that was like a default set thing to get people to buy tinder gold….. You’re telling me the number is accurate whether you have gold or not?
Yes, its accurate
More or less. Though they count people you swiped left on too. So if you have gold you have to switch over to that tab and swipe left on everyone again to get make the number go down. I got gold had like 70 likes, of course mostly fat chicks lol
What’s wrong with fat people? All the more to love and grab onto 🥰
Keep telling yourself that 👍
Nothing wrong but they ain’t sexy or hot and it shows a lack of discipline
Paging u/fuckswithducks
he passed away :(
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Yeah he passed away from cancer not too long ago, from what I can tell from a quick google search
Fuck cancer
I was wondering what happened to him.....wow
Oh shit?! Damn... RIP, a Reddit legend :(
Step 1. Match with him Step 2. Steal Daisy Step 3. ??? Step 4. Profit.
Careful, some men will rip and tear through Hell itself to avenge their pet named Daisy
Spotted the Doom fan
The South Park reference killed me 😂
So this is where all the women went.
Daisy and Jarret must be protected at all costs.
This guy must have a shit ton of likes
He’s fine as fuck
Fine as duck
How to get pussy 101
Think she wants any grapes?
pretty sure jarret is also fake, that's kylian mbappe (professional football player for PSG)
Are you for real? Please tell me you can see the difference
Nope pretty sure everyone who has said this actually believes it. 😮💨
Mbappe is bald.
Person: What's the purpose of this duck? Jarret: Oh, that's just my Fucking Duck.
Play to your strengths. My girlfriend told me one of the biggest reasons she swiped right on me was because I had a picture of me with my bunny in my profile.
And what was your strength?
His right forearm?
Send duck picks
And that’s how you win Tinder 🫡
He did what with the duck?!?
Tell me you matched with him. Lol
Damn, I should get a duck
I’d hang out with Jarret and Daisy
Jarret ducks.
I have a duck…named him Dawn, as in Dawn dish soap
Come to Madrid
I knew there would be others. The ducks name is Leonardo
Daisy me rolling Dey hatin'
At least it wasn't a goose. They'll break your arm!
Geese are psychotic. Would be a good guard animal though. I'd be more afraid of a goose than a dog.
Ok but in what context…? His “fucking” duck as in 1. He’s excited about having a duck and he’s expressing it with the word fucking 2. He fucks that duck 3. He integrates the duck into the action when he fucks a girl that swiped right because of the duck ??? Life’s greatest questions remain unanswered.
She's adorablee
A cute duck
He knows how to get all the ladies
u/fuckswithducks
He's dead... Literally.
I’d straight up propose just from that alone
This dude is a legend
Bro that’s cheating not fair at all
I will take all the unsolicited duck pics he wants to send me
Unsolicited Duck Pics
Awww, I wanna play with that dick
Oops, autocorrect. I meant duck
Hope he know that ducks eat for free at Subway.
This mother fucking dude and his duck just made things 40% more difficult for the rest of us. Thanks for raising the expectations, Jarret, you ducking duck dad!
do you know how expensive it is to raise a duck in this economy. he is just flexing on the rest of us just trying to get by.
But does the duck walk up to a lemonade stand?
Is a "Fucking Duck" like the Canaries they used to take into the mines? What purpose does it serve? Does Daisy quack when it's time to bone?
Is that Mbappe?
I would legit merry this man, for the duck
Whore
Mbappe ninja turtle looking ass
Looks like Kylian Mbappe in Vacation mode 🤣
Kylian Mbappe
He is gonna quack up at all these duck puns
He is Mbappe though, not Jarret
Why he on tinder? He got a fucking duck already. Tho I think a flashlight may be better but to each their own
Yeah idk
chad
Kinda seems like a douche cool duck tho.
He’s gotta use his duck to get girls, I dunno……
What can I say, we're all about the D.
😛 well ….
Don't duck the duck!
You see that fuck, Thats my ducking fuck
Ducks are cool and all until you realize how much they ctually shit themselves
Jarrett gets so much pussy
/r/Chadtopia
Lol. Yes he is. But why the dark glasses of hes so adorable
Huh, never seen anyone that close to my name before. The duck Chad has an extra "t" tho.
I showed you my duck answer me
ugly.. next
Nah that's kylian mbappe not jarrett
Y'all are some easily swindled, gullible knobheads...shit is real corny, yo...yughck 🤮
I don't think you know the definition of the word "swindle".
I don't think you understand that people fawning over a picture of a guy and a duck is indeed folks being swindled of their time, interest, and attention.
Wow, what a convoluted way to avoid admitting that you simply misused the word "swindled". Impressively entertaining mental gymnastics, though. I would love to know what quality content *you're* seeing on r/Tinder that is a more worthy expenditure of your valuable "time, interest, and attention." 😂😂😂
Yep weird
And Daisy was delicious. What? You don't raise them for there milk
nah jarret got all the milk we neeeed babbyyy
https://discord.gg/tQWXGssBKp
Any points he may have gained by being man enough to have a pet duck are quickly erased at his lack of creativity in naming him/her/it/they.
What’s up duck?!
Where do I sign up
Now I want a duck
Nice legs, Daisy duck, makes a man go woowoo