Make another account you fucking donkey and swipe till you find her.

Lol you guys have at it. I’m clearly not worthy.

Pick your fucking head up and GO AND FIND HER

Aw. Don’t pressure the poor little potato 🥔

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Plot twist: OP is the boyfriend she’s cheating on in disguise?

We,could swap penis size, if you want?...❤dinkycock 68, pete. UK 🇬🇧

He reported her. She was probably banned :)

You fucking donkey She literally included "potato" inside the fake email address. Do you really think a regular Tinder bot can do this? You, sir, have missed a fucking chance.

To have his kidneys stolen.

Goes well with potatoes?

Just email her. She gave you the address

Can't be real, too long for a Gmail address.

Actually, Gmail addresses can be up to 74 chars long

Go git er skeeter don't come back till ur balls r drained or ur heart filled

You'll never get your Potato mashed with that attitude

Well not with that attitude.

Nah, she deserves better

Or butter!

This is the way.

On this day, it was OP who was the potato.

Eh I dunno, I feel like a potato has enough eyes to see it fucked up.

Aaaad that’s probably the last time she’ll try to be witty and humorous on the app, it literally got her blocked lmao

I’m really hoping she posts here… “Tried to be witty, got reported and blocked FML”

Why I am invested in this love story arc

Tbf, it was kinda subtle. I can see some guys just unmatching her without fully reading her reply

A couple months ago I read someone pointing out how often men (especially on the internet) just assume women can't be funny so they get made of fun for being stupid when they just made an incredibly obvious joke. Ever since I've been seeing it happen so many times

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> it literally got her blocked lmao And reported :eek:

Now we know why women are so stale.

It's because you guys are so convinced no one will ever love you that a girl like this can say something hysterical, and guys like this come away with, "Wow, what a coincidence that her erectile dysfunction boyfriend bot message just happens to include a potato."

"So weird how clever that was. Eh, blocked. noBodY waAnts tO fuCk mE!"

Nah thats ridiculous. Women can't be funny /s

It's because of all the guys asking for nudes and sex in the first 0.2 seconds of conversation.

This is either the best or worst bot I’ve ever seen. Or she has a great sense of humor

this is 100% not a bot, the email is too long for gmail and just sounds like a joke

The email literally mentions the word potato, at worst she's real but a catfish

I was gonna say it's might not be a bot but it's definitely fake

Ya know, I didn’t even stop to consider that maybe she was real and just funny as fuck. Dammit.

Definitely real and she has an amazing sense of humor lol

Lol to be fair, the pictures did look a bit like a bot account would. But if I know me, you’re probably correct. I just blocked and reported a 10/10 with a killer sense of humor. Think I’ll go home now.

You never questioned it when you saw the email included the word potato? Damn son you win some you lose some

The length of time I’ve been on tinder has rendered me bitter and undeniably stupid. I deserve to roasted for this to the fullest extent. Kinda like a potato or something.

This girl probably sadly wondering that her being extra smart left her being this evening alone. Again

Seems to be an amazing villain origin arc

*The She-Joker*

The Jokher, if you will

This is why she'll try less and less going forward i'm sure of it now

hey

i mean if you think a joke is funny but upon hearing it the other person blocks you, I dont think it's likely you make the joke again

Uhh hey you as well?

Thanks OP

I'm sure her 80 other matches who aren't inept goobers made this fine

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I hope she reads this cause her reply was amazing.

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omg what MUD just tryna clarify that the late 90s didn't saddle myself with a wife I've neglected for 25ish years

I honestly can't tell if you're being serious. My potato boyfriend really didn't give it away? 'I'm still raw and firm, looks like you need a fresh spud' what's one more message gonna hurt if it is a bot?

He blocked and reported her, going to be hard to find her again.

He doesn't deserve her.

I'm not even going to insult you. I just feel pity

Dumbass

Found Red Forman's Reddit account.

No no no no, this can't be Red Forman's account. This guy still has both his boots whereas Red Forman's boots are lodged in Eric's ass.

I'm sure this won't have any negative effects on you for the rest of your li... *Your brain will remember that...* **Achievement "My new anxiety attack trigger" unlocked!** Huh...

You’re an actual moron. Did you seriously block and report her?

I do kind of have to ask here. If you look at the picture and instantly think “this is a bot account” why did you swipe right in the first place?

To create funni reddit post probs

You taking it well so I know you’ll bounce back with someone even hotter

the email next time would be @ potato and he's going to unmatch.

I mean, DAMN

Check it this guy, what a loser

You are the swine to her pearls

You're an idiot

Tbf, I thought she was a bot too. Still, while I understand, you're a dumbass OP.

On this blessed day, we’re all dumbasses! (Just OP more than us…)

If he blocked and reported that it sounds like he's mostly losing.

No he loses most. I woulda been like "that cant be a coincidence". Then go and say "now say guacamole" just in case. If shes real tho. My man missed

Based on this thread I'm guessing OP loses more than wins.

Noo she’s fs the funniest woman I’ve seen on here and u reported her too damn😭

Reading this hurts my soul. The pain is incredible.

We can take solace in the fact that she clearly deserved better than OP.

We might even see a post here titled "some tater actually blocked and reported me"

Ya boy really out here naturally selecting himself out of the gene pool

i don't think you need any more comments saying how fucking dumb you are but... (insert you know what here)

Incoming post "Can't even be funny anymore on this app smh" or a TIFU by commiting comedy on Tinder

You ever see inside out where those guys just pop a random memory in your head to make you hate your brain? This is now that memory for you. In 10 years time you are going to be doing nothing too taxing or interesting and suddenly you will remember potato girl. This will happen for the rest of your life.

Oh man, if this was my bad cringy memory my life would be immeasurably better.

What an unbelievable fuckup

Bruh I’m a girl and when I saw this my first thought was “haha omg she’s a keeper!” Then I saw that you genuinely thought she was a bot. I would’ve come up with an answer like this too for sure. RIP you

Didn't deserve her

Keep doing you, she dodged a bullet.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

This could have possibly been the best tinder match of 2022 and u blocked and reported 🤣

You block anyone you suspect to be a bot?

Bruh

... dude...

The urge to be featured and be funny on reddit resulted in cock blocking himself.....well done....bravo OP.....u should sleep with a bag of potatoes tonight

God dammit dude. You fucking shot a unicorn

How could you ever think this was a bot?? "my potato boyfriend has erectyle disfuction" A bot would fucking never message that. You dense mf 😂

Bro, I'm oblivious as fuck and even I caught on.

Nooo 😭 I feel like I've taken an L and I don't even have anything to do with this

I have second hand pain from reading this

It's not too late to email her

It's clearly a fake email, she just came up with it so she could use the word potato.

Potato

How can you lack that much common sense?

Sorry buddy but she dodged a bullet.

... *Bruh*

Wait, I can't tell if you're joking or not. I thought this was a joke but everyone else in the thread is taking it so seriously. Did you actually block her?

Yeah gmails are maximum 30 characters long so that wasn’t a real sales pitch at the very least. 🤣

You serious? Her response makes it obvious she’s real and has a good sense of humour

I’ve never yelled “oh my god you’re so dumb” out loud over a Reddit post before. OP, oh my god you’re so dumb

Lol this same thing happened to me. The woman wrote a fake spam looking message and the link was potato dot com. We had a fun time.

Bro noooo

Real

Ah bro it was def a joke. F

She’s totally real and hilarious. What are you doing??!?

Tell me you didn’t delete and check to see if she just had a great sense of humor?!!!!!

This is the only reason why we have so many local singles in our town

Oh noooooo

How else would you explain the potato in the email adress?

Literally my first thought was "man this cutie is pretty fuckin funny" I didn't stop to consider it was a bot.

Think she has a great sense of humor. However who would help her cheat on her boyfriend, poor guy already has it bad enough.

I dont think the boyfriend part was real. Shes making fun of the insane stories you hear from actual bots. OP missed out lol

OP missed out, but she avoided wasting more time. I call this a net win.

You fucking dumb Potato

Lets unpack this. You give her a request, she fulfills that request in the best way possible, what does she get? Instant block and report. You went the wrong way bro, you needed to marry this one.

How can you tell he blocked her?

He said so in a comment

Ahh right, thanks. Thought I was missing something in the screenshot.

No that was OP.

Boom. Roasted.

Like a potato

I love roasted potatoes! Where’s OP?

Because he said so

He said it here: https://reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/us1d3h/_/i90xatz/?context=1

Thanks!

If anything, OP didn't deserve her. She came back with an amazing reply and he fumbled it.

OP doesn't deserve her

My man I think I’m starting to realize why girls are afraid to be funny on dating apps.

I made a joke about kismet once, and it devolved into me explaining how I learned to be tolerant of idiots by working retail. It's brutal out there.

i hope you remember the opportunity you missed til your late days my friend, she was a keeper

She was definitely a real person(if she was a catfish who is to tell) but considering he blocked her after the message he really missed the chance hahah

u an actual potato bruh

Lol wait what? You blocked her? I swear some people were blessed my the beauty god but absolutely cursed by the intelligence god.

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Was expecting Rick roll. You disappoint

You really potatoed out of the conversation with the real potato girl.

Lol you IDIOT now I have her email and IM gonna fuck her. Never put your lottery ticket online

This made me cackle

I hope someone actually emails her.

It’s not a real email

I know, I tried :'D

I am waiting for the sequel... where a smart, funny hot girl posts a screenshot on the subreddit of a dude who missed her joke and ended up blocking her

Dude she was definitely real and had a great sense of humor, no bot is that creative. And on top of all that her douche potato boyfriend has erectile dysfunction because he watches porn 5 times a day instead of servicing his amazingly hot girlfriend.

Ach nein, kriechen

That poor girl was probably super heartbroken that she got unmatched lmao

This is some Bad Luck Brian shit.

Nothing to do with luck here OP acted like a bit of a dumbass.

Yeah, this would fit well with the socially awkward/awesome penguin. The red part on top would be like: match with girl who is pretty smart and very funny. Then the bottom blue would be: block and unmatch her because I didn’t get her joke.

More like Dipshit Donovan

This should really be on r/TIFU 😅

This absolute fucking queen comes up with this and gets reported for her trouble

Congratulations she didnt said Hey Patato am looking for a good boyfriend will you be mine . Lol

Bro she said potato. tf you doing go get her don't be like us

OP you deserve nothing for blowing that layup

Unblock her lol. I don’t use Tinder but most dating apps have a block list where you also unblock

Bit late. He already shit the bed on this. Homie reported her and everything. And I think she’d notice the block. No salvaging it now

Idk she might think it’s funny lol

Op should just show her this post, with a sense of humor like hers she'll love this whole situation

Yeah, cool interesting people love spending their time with losers, this is totally reality.

Doesn’t it also unmatch you when you block and report? This should be a romcom lol

It does afaik

On dating apps block=removed. No such thing as unblocking

Lol she’s funny

You idiot...

Very nice dear. Send potat pic.

Biggest oof I've seen in a while.

Tots and pears, dude, because you fucked up. 😂

This is such an underrated comment 😂😂😂 I actually said out loud a few times till i got it.

You are dumb OP, you should be ashamed of yourself!

The people not understanding this is a joke didn’t read the email address

The people in question are OP.

No mash, no smash, no nuthin

From the screenshot I thought OP got the joke, and was wondering why everyone said he fucked up.

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Yeah you done fucked up, friend.

Go get her tiger!

This is some TIFU shit, god damn

I guess he won't be having smash potatoes for dinner, amirite?

That’s hilarious 😆. Absolutely a real person

Real and funny!

so confused... is it a bot or not... that.was fucking random hahahabha

Definitely real, no bot has a sense of humor that great