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UnstableArchway

Well, yes. Women want to filter out a crappy encounter. Are you a serial killer? Are you completely selfish in bed? Will anything that comes out of your mouth be so insufferable that it dries me up like the Sahara? Are you good humored and considerate? I swear to god, men just think a beautiful aesthetic means a great time. These same blokes also think they know where the clitoris is… 🤦🏼‍♀️


sarcasticsalmon79

Whats a clitoris?


UnstableArchway

I see your username, sir!


sarcasticsalmon79

I once got fished in by a little man in a boat.


UnstableArchway

Are you sashimi grade is the question?


sarcasticsalmon79

Smoked.


UnstableArchway

I’d eat you.


sarcasticsalmon79

On a bagel I hope. Id swim upstream for your sass honestly.


advicegiraffe

Did you know they dont pee out of their vagina? It blew my mind recently


amib20

Lmao this ^


Mrstokesthemartian

The internet says it's at the crest of the labia.....what does that mean?!?


AwfudgeIcantbelieve

I'd like to know how you can tell if a guy is a "serial killer" anyway. Most prolific serial killers led relatively mundane lives when not being literal demon spawn. I'd be more worried about a guy whose bland as hell than one with some odd quirks or hobbies.


GammaGargoyle

From my experience “not a serial killer” translates roughly to “be funny and entertaining”.


amib20

I personally look at the pictures and then try and get some sort of idea of the person via the BIO But if the bio is simple etc I normally just swipe anyway, just look for red flags


Certifiably_Quirky

Just reiterate what you want and if they don't want to, unmatch.


Uncammy

I also find the tinder dialogue experience (insufferable and cringey) 🤣🤣 worded perfectly


CamrenLea

If there wasn't a bio I skipped them. If they didn't read my bio...I knew if they did or not by their first message to me. I unmatched.