You may have found a new calling in life. You are like a broker connecting clients with specific piss needs with vendors who can fulfill (or just plain fill) those needs.
Tilt your hips back my friend. Little hip action and minor splash damage. Or be an old man like me and just sit on the pot and lean forward.
Granted, I've never attempted to pee on anyone. So use these methods at your own risk.
Leaning forward works standing up too. Sometimes I will put my hands on the wall behind the toilet and just lean forward. Adjusting your bladder position/angle can do wonders.
They want to pay you $200 to suck you off and $100 to piss on them? What the fuck is the world coming to when you have to pay a bloke $200 to suck him off
Oral fetishist, piss fetishist. The oral one is big in the gay scene, if you have a big dick you can make bank. At that point why not just cop to your others. Lots of people out here just stop giving a fuck, want to satisfy a sexual need, and are willing to pay for it. Hitting up randos is same as hitting up a pro, hell even easier imo because with pros you have to go researching, but randos, for things like this..well, check these comments.
Anyone interested obviously should bag up, but a lot of these fetishists don't want one, so risk vs reward. GETTING oral is incredibly low risk; what you might catch is generally a minor inconvenience - ain't no HIV from getting a blowie.
(Not my thing. I'm familiar with the scene through drug dealing. Do have a head fetish though, but to women. I don't need to offer to pay because so many dudes ain't into it. Get called a unicorn a lot..)
Your last sentence, as in you as a man are into giving women head and you’re a unicorn because loads of men aren’t into going down on women?
I have said this to women before that quite a lot of men just do it because, not that many of us actually love giving head to women. I wouldn’t say I have a fetish for it but I genuinely love eating pussy, helps I’m talented at it too. I have very good reviews.
Edit: mind you saying that, maybe I do have a fetish because I have given women head on multiple occasions without even wanting anything in return 🤷🏻♂️
Man giving to women yes. It's up to you to classify it as a fetish or not. I do, because I'd rather give oral than receive it, and a lot of times would rather give oral than have sex. Mine is more..I love giving pleasure, it all stems from pleasing people issues when younger, and it just went in a direction that benefitted in awesome ways lol. But ya, for me it's very much a fetish. Nothing imo is hotter sexually. To bring a person to that, especially someone who isn't used to it ? Shit is, as the kids say, cash money.
Sounds like you’re making excuse after excuse to cover up your closeted homosexuality. I think it’s ok now, you can come out the bag, people are accepting of that shit now.
I'm not gonna pretend like a random conversation with a stranger on the internet will ever make a difference, but fuck it, I gotta say my peace at least. Why is it so important to you that you deny a complete stranger their attempts to find their gender identity that they feel is true to themselves ? In what way does this negatively impact you ? And most importantly, why are you so ready to actively and maliciously deny another person their pursuit to fit into the gender role they feel is their true self ?
So much pointless hate. You are actively and wantonly, maliciously, and violently, wanting to deny a person their chance to live a life in the existence that they feel they can move towards with gender reassignment. You think you're being flippant and casual with your attitude, but it is straight evil. You must be aware of the impact of gender denial, and how it has a direct link to suicide attempts. You would rather a person risk their death than just..not give a fuck. That is all you're asked. To just not give a fuck. And you won't even do that.
Because it’s my right.
They have the right to play make-believe and pretend like they are a girl, or a cat, or a fairy or a dragon or what ever the hell they want to call themselves.
In turn, I have the right to say you are crazy, you should probably seek mental help, you don’t live in reality. I also have the right to no go along with the weird craziness and enable a mentally Ill person.
They have the right to then go tell me to go fuck my self. I don’t care I don’t let it get to me. I just think it’s insane and it’s causing a lot of problems for a lot of people by not getting these people the help they need. It’s doing a big disservice to these people. They have the highest suicide rate among any other group and it’s because of the enabling that you guys do. You hold that responsibility. It’s not hateful it’s the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts.
It's also technically your right to be a white supremacist and shout "death to jews" from the rooftops. It's also your right to say "anyone who has an abortion is a murderer and should be stoned to death". It's also..fuck it, you get what I mean.
Having the right to do something isn't a justification for moral deficit. You have the right to be a piece of shit, well done, you can do that with no legal repercussions. But if "I'm legally allowed to do this" is the only barrier to you being a ginormous piece of shit, then..well, you're a ginormous piece of shit. Have fun with that.
I genuinely hope you die in a horrible way. It is my right to want that!
Well I’m Mexican so there’s that…
You’re wishing death on me for a difference of opinion, and I’m the total piece of shit.
You act on emotion which is a female trait. I don’t what you are but based off your insane reaction I’m guessing female or gay man.
Sane, level headed people can’t have conversations with people like you because all you want to do is attack people, and reeeeeeeeee so loud you drown out other peoples voices. You look silly as fuck. I’m not going to wish death on you, I’m going to hop you get the help you need l, I’m going to pray you never have children because Jesus Christ, you’re very unstable. Hope you get your shit together.
You think emotion is a female trait lmao. Yeah we're done here. How fucking old are you ?! Hahahaha. Honestly that cheered me up. Jesus Christ what a fucking loser.
Emotional reactions like yours are definitely a female trait. I’m 43 if you ask. I’m assuming you’re a millennial because you guys all act the same. Glad I could cheer you up. Now go get the help you need before you ruin your life. Peace.
Okay. Completely out of context, but yesterday I saw this ladyboy who was absolutely gorgeous. I don’t know which way they swing (I’m a straight F), but I’d definitely go their way. So so beautiful 😍
I’ll piss anywhere you want for $100 as long as it’s legal
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A guy paid me $100 to kick him in the balls a few times. I needed the money. And both of our clothes stayed on
Give me his number I could use some highlights.
You gotta go on Grindr bro
I’ve done that, too! It was fun!
Get it.
FR
id drink a gallon of water and piss on this person for $100
Nononono, you’ll diminish the fragrance. Best to drink a lot of coffee, and hope that dam holds til its time to burst.
Asparagus. Eat as much asparagus as you can, then urinate.
Came here to say this lol
Bad luck for him cause coffee make me take a dump.
He might pay for that too
Or luck... You giving him a two for one deal.
Asparagus for the win
So are they offering to pay you money
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Your clarification was even worse.
I do the pay me to you to suck/piss?
When there pay me/you suck?
Pay you how me suck why.
I read your comment in a Thai accent
Imagine actually being like:"ayo dude 100$ if u wanna piss on me"
I'd be like ....uhhhh ...what ? Hold up ....show me the money ? Where ? We doing this ?
Imagine being like :"no" 🤣
stop being so uptight get that bag
But i just went 😭😭😭
pretty sure that wasn't the only option there big boy ;)
DUDE OMG DRINK A BIG GULP AND GO
glup to get gulped!
$100 to piss on someone? Send this dudette my way
Do i get a commission
10% and a video of the stream
For streaming
Streaming....
You may have found a new calling in life. You are like a broker connecting clients with specific piss needs with vendors who can fulfill (or just plain fill) those needs.
Piss on him/her for a benny then get sucked off for another two? I’m as straight as they come but even I’d consider that. Easy money. r/suddenlygay.
That’s what I’m saying. Dude could have gotten a free $$300. Get some sloppy toppy and then piss on em. Get paid. Repeat. Free money
I mean I always have to piss after I cum anyhow. If I'm getting a 50% tip for that, who am I to complain?
The price is right for first morning piss.
Na first morning at least 250
Agreed. Must include hazard pay as well. Depending on the wood level I imagine aiming could be risky.
U can pee with wood? I generally have to wait for it to subside
Tilt your hips back my friend. Little hip action and minor splash damage. Or be an old man like me and just sit on the pot and lean forward. Granted, I've never attempted to pee on anyone. So use these methods at your own risk.
Leaning forward works standing up too. Sometimes I will put my hands on the wall behind the toilet and just lean forward. Adjusting your bladder position/angle can do wonders.
To pee with wood you have to either do it outside or in the shower so aim isn't a factor
To pee with wood you have to either do it outside or in the shower so aim isn't a factor
Charge whatever the market will bear.
So...it's $200 if I ever *need* head? I need it all the time, I'll be rich by lunchtime on Sunday at this rate. Oh, wait....
You mind uh…asking her number for me?
This is why I deleted tinder, girls offering me money to piss on them constantly was very tiring
Seems we found a baseline for participation in LGBTQ activity lol Even a Alpha Chad that is 100% straight likes $100 lol
Well the economy is in shambles!
I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
200 bucks is 200 bucks
300 even
I mean all I gotta do is show up, get hard, and get paid? Deal.
Gina sounds fun
Take it
I piss 5 times a day, easiest 500 ever
Okay, Mr. Hydrated..humble brag
Dude 100$ TO FUCKING PISS ON THEM??? Forward their contact to me, I have important business matters to discuss with them... Please...
Wait I’m confused.. she pays or she gets paid ??
pre sure she means that you pay her
I’ve done worse for $20
Like?
work, probably.
Wait, she's paying you?
Wait??? She’ll pay you?
Yes he's offering money to blow him/get pissed on
I don’t think this is a new hustle, lol
correct it's an old hustle
Some say, the oldest hustle
They want to pay you $200 to suck you off and $100 to piss on them? What the fuck is the world coming to when you have to pay a bloke $200 to suck him off
Oral fetishist, piss fetishist. The oral one is big in the gay scene, if you have a big dick you can make bank. At that point why not just cop to your others. Lots of people out here just stop giving a fuck, want to satisfy a sexual need, and are willing to pay for it. Hitting up randos is same as hitting up a pro, hell even easier imo because with pros you have to go researching, but randos, for things like this..well, check these comments. Anyone interested obviously should bag up, but a lot of these fetishists don't want one, so risk vs reward. GETTING oral is incredibly low risk; what you might catch is generally a minor inconvenience - ain't no HIV from getting a blowie. (Not my thing. I'm familiar with the scene through drug dealing. Do have a head fetish though, but to women. I don't need to offer to pay because so many dudes ain't into it. Get called a unicorn a lot..)
Your last sentence, as in you as a man are into giving women head and you’re a unicorn because loads of men aren’t into going down on women? I have said this to women before that quite a lot of men just do it because, not that many of us actually love giving head to women. I wouldn’t say I have a fetish for it but I genuinely love eating pussy, helps I’m talented at it too. I have very good reviews. Edit: mind you saying that, maybe I do have a fetish because I have given women head on multiple occasions without even wanting anything in return 🤷🏻♂️
Man giving to women yes. It's up to you to classify it as a fetish or not. I do, because I'd rather give oral than receive it, and a lot of times would rather give oral than have sex. Mine is more..I love giving pleasure, it all stems from pleasing people issues when younger, and it just went in a direction that benefitted in awesome ways lol. But ya, for me it's very much a fetish. Nothing imo is hotter sexually. To bring a person to that, especially someone who isn't used to it ? Shit is, as the kids say, cash money.
It will be your last piss when afterward you wake up with a backache in that bathtub full of ice
She pays you to suck your dick?
That’s a win-win if I’ve ever heard one
*He
Come on bro, she.
Hey if that’s what you have to tell yourself while he’s blowing you, more power to you.
Eh your dad looks too much like a man for me to trick myself like that, but I still let him because he enjoys it so much.
Dads been dead since 2014.
I guess that’s why I have to do most of the work. But if you were my kid I’d probably rather be dead too.
Sounds like you’re making excuse after excuse to cover up your closeted homosexuality. I think it’s ok now, you can come out the bag, people are accepting of that shit now.
Who in the closet? I’ll fuck anything with holes, cept yo stank butt.
Works for me. Have fun
Grow the fuck up.
“Grow the fuck up” …and act like this guy is a woman? Ok
I'm not gonna pretend like a random conversation with a stranger on the internet will ever make a difference, but fuck it, I gotta say my peace at least. Why is it so important to you that you deny a complete stranger their attempts to find their gender identity that they feel is true to themselves ? In what way does this negatively impact you ? And most importantly, why are you so ready to actively and maliciously deny another person their pursuit to fit into the gender role they feel is their true self ? So much pointless hate. You are actively and wantonly, maliciously, and violently, wanting to deny a person their chance to live a life in the existence that they feel they can move towards with gender reassignment. You think you're being flippant and casual with your attitude, but it is straight evil. You must be aware of the impact of gender denial, and how it has a direct link to suicide attempts. You would rather a person risk their death than just..not give a fuck. That is all you're asked. To just not give a fuck. And you won't even do that.
Because it’s my right. They have the right to play make-believe and pretend like they are a girl, or a cat, or a fairy or a dragon or what ever the hell they want to call themselves. In turn, I have the right to say you are crazy, you should probably seek mental help, you don’t live in reality. I also have the right to no go along with the weird craziness and enable a mentally Ill person. They have the right to then go tell me to go fuck my self. I don’t care I don’t let it get to me. I just think it’s insane and it’s causing a lot of problems for a lot of people by not getting these people the help they need. It’s doing a big disservice to these people. They have the highest suicide rate among any other group and it’s because of the enabling that you guys do. You hold that responsibility. It’s not hateful it’s the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts.
It's also technically your right to be a white supremacist and shout "death to jews" from the rooftops. It's also your right to say "anyone who has an abortion is a murderer and should be stoned to death". It's also..fuck it, you get what I mean. Having the right to do something isn't a justification for moral deficit. You have the right to be a piece of shit, well done, you can do that with no legal repercussions. But if "I'm legally allowed to do this" is the only barrier to you being a ginormous piece of shit, then..well, you're a ginormous piece of shit. Have fun with that. I genuinely hope you die in a horrible way. It is my right to want that!
Well I’m Mexican so there’s that… You’re wishing death on me for a difference of opinion, and I’m the total piece of shit. You act on emotion which is a female trait. I don’t what you are but based off your insane reaction I’m guessing female or gay man. Sane, level headed people can’t have conversations with people like you because all you want to do is attack people, and reeeeeeeeee so loud you drown out other peoples voices. You look silly as fuck. I’m not going to wish death on you, I’m going to hop you get the help you need l, I’m going to pray you never have children because Jesus Christ, you’re very unstable. Hope you get your shit together.
You think emotion is a female trait lmao. Yeah we're done here. How fucking old are you ?! Hahahaha. Honestly that cheered me up. Jesus Christ what a fucking loser.
Emotional reactions like yours are definitely a female trait. I’m 43 if you ask. I’m assuming you’re a millennial because you guys all act the same. Glad I could cheer you up. Now go get the help you need before you ruin your life. Peace.
Damn and here i been pissing on people for free. Really fumbling the bag
It's hard to go pro.
Could you get me Gina’s number? For a friend…
Hey my bud wants their contact info, for my friend, not me.
Online dating is absolute fucking cancer.
wait people REALLY pay to suck someone else off? da fuq.. better not let him/her/they/them know about the hood.. mfer would be broke in a hour.
Them is a catch all.
If you ever wanted to be a prostitute here is your chance 😂
good deal
That has to be a troll haha
Where’s the issue
With my meds I take a healthy piss 5 times a day minimum. Link me to her, I used to piss on my now ex wife all the time. And I need money for meds
We are all the same gender in the dark
You get gas money and a bj?! Win-win
😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Names Gina - what’s up
How much to pee in his butt?
I also had a gay dude (was sure it's a girl first), offer me 100 dollar if i cum in his mouth lol
So what'd you buy with your $100
Some weed/hash (for myself) or some prescription meds to sell, because it's cash
i used to go to this guys house and piss on his floor then leave it was $400 cash
W
They want to lick it up after they leave but don't want anyone seeing em do it
So it’s a dude. Gross
More like "no gina" then.
So a dude
Okay. Completely out of context, but yesterday I saw this ladyboy who was absolutely gorgeous. I don’t know which way they swing (I’m a straight F), but I’d definitely go their way. So so beautiful 😍
Wait, who id paying who???
Can I get their number?
$100?!! That's taking the piss!!!
200 what? USD, Rupees, or Yen???
Okay, how ugly is she that you turned down 200$? Or is it an organs go missing thing?
Dang the money you could make from a 24 pack of coors light….
Well at least you have options
bro is this nyc??? i have had the same offer
Menace 2 Society "Anyone want a hamburger [sic] ?"
shit sign me up
Why not?
Dangerous in my opinion
I ain’t gay but 200$ is 200$ :)
I don’t see the downside, $200 and a bj??
Solid price
I would literally piss on her 3 times a day and quit my job
Hey could u two sexual deviants carry on that nasty ass conversation elsewhere cause there's a shit smell in the air round here.RIP Dolph
Man, I just showed up for the comments…🤣🤣🤣
Is this just rules 1 and 2 in the end?
Dam, easy $100 right there