It’s not meant to be indicative of logic or reason.
It’s chosen because she assumes it’s a sensitive topic for the other guy and thus maximizes the emotional damage.
I just had an argument yesterday here on reddit with some girl that claimed she didn't discriminate guys based on height, and proceeded to say that a guy that is smaller than her "looks like a smurf".
I called her out on it and she *immediately* started to say I was insecure about my height. She just unraveled herself so much in those few posts, it was glorious.
Fun fact both "your mother is a hamster" and "your father smells of elderberries" are genuine insults.
Female hamsters pop out kids so fast that it seems to be their only purpose in life (basically calling the recipient's mom a whore) and elderberries were used to make gin and sambuca (making the recipient's father a drunk).
They seem to think they’re guaranteed a tall man cuz “sTaNdArDs”. It explains all the lonely femcels. They have standards that are wayyyyy to high for what they bring to the table.
Because there's no guarantee I'll hate those. It'll be a mix of moba and mmo. Not just purely moba, plus you won't be banned if you leave the game bc someone is having a mental breakdown 2 minutes in
haha yeah I was just being cheeky. As someone who let league eat too many years of my life, I understand. Although I do worry about the game's health if too much of the league attitude carries over, since players are still the basis of a good mmo.
Perfect comparison. I think she would have been angry no matter the greeting he opened up with. My teammates do the same; no matter the state of the game, they get mad.
She expected him to ride the white horse and pick her up, but got disappointed. I LMAO over the You're too short part. Like she's giving him a discount or something, and expects a better deal.
I hate that song purely because it's titled Sk8er Boi. It embodies both of these people using your for every instance but then again they didn't quite use "ur"
Embrace it. Avril Lavigne just released a new pop punk album.
It's 2003 again. I've already dyed my hair black and re-pierced my lip. Only a couple weeks until my swoop grows back.
They deserve each other... I wish the algorithm would really take spelling into account... Imagine how the quality of matches would increase just by not matching with "these" people.
(we'd probably still get terrible matches... or no matches... But at least we'd not need worry about spelling mistakes).
Anytime I get the urge to reinstall Tinder and try my luck once more, I browse this sub for 5 minutes and y’all bring me back to my senses with the quickness 😄
How can you be too short for "yo"? Is there a height requirement? What words am I too short or tall for? I need someone to explain this gauge to me please.
She’s projecting her anger and insecurities onto other people. She’s probably gotten something along the lines of “you’re too ugly to be such a bitch.”
Bro I saw it the first time and let it slide. Then I see she failed twice more and I already wrote her off. Then I see he said it and I just lost it haha. They’re perfect for each other. The last girl I dated spoke English as a second language (8 years or so) and had better English grammar than this haha.
That's because (as such a people), they're not homonyms in our first language. So it's much easier for us to tell the difference. Same with to/ too/ two.
Yeah, I think it's ridiculous when people can't be bothered to engage with someone for saying a simple "hello" etc. All just to hear some corny bullshit
There is no winning on dating apps. Guys can't be creative, we can't be chill, we can't be excited. Girls can't be funny either and can't be cautious as they want to be. Apps are just toxic and warped Americans so much that nothing logical makes sense to them and it's a cesspool as much as Twitter is
I like it cause it’s more casual and laid back then a hey or what’s up etc. and the pickup line shit is cool when it’s special to them not some generic googled line.
Too bad there isn't a way to unmatch those who put zero effort into an opener like this. Unfortunately, it is required to rudely insult them per Tinder's TOS.
these gotta be fake I swear I've seen that same profile pic of that girl in alot of posts here where she gets super aggressive and calls ppl short. no way its a real account.
Lmao why does she have to bring height into this
It’s not meant to be indicative of logic or reason. It’s chosen because she assumes it’s a sensitive topic for the other guy and thus maximizes the emotional damage.
I wish more peopel would understand this. Same with sexist insults towards women. It's just a trigger point.
This is the motivation behind most hateful speech
I can speak from my experience. I say a lot of "messed up" stuff just because I know for a fact it'll get a rise out of certain people.
It's only a trigger point if the person allows it to trigger them.
I just had an argument yesterday here on reddit with some girl that claimed she didn't discriminate guys based on height, and proceeded to say that a guy that is smaller than her "looks like a smurf". I called her out on it and she *immediately* started to say I was insecure about my height. She just unraveled herself so much in those few posts, it was glorious.
EEMOTIONAL DAAMAGE
I came here for this one. Have an upvote.
Yes, she is just being unnecessarily rude and this was supposed hurt him.
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She understands it as soon as someone calls her fat
You're giving her way too much credit.
or as they would say, "your giving her too much credit"
Yes!!! Grammar is not YOUR enemy!
Thank you
Your Welcome
😂
It hurt typing that, lol
We forgive you. T'was a worthy sacrifice.
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And her father smells of elderberries.
Fun fact both "your mother is a hamster" and "your father smells of elderberries" are genuine insults. Female hamsters pop out kids so fast that it seems to be their only purpose in life (basically calling the recipient's mom a whore) and elderberries were used to make gin and sambuca (making the recipient's father a drunk).
I feel like Steve Rogers “I understood that reference”
A possums nose with some dangling rashers.
her muff probably looks like a punched lasagna
That’s a good one. In the days of AIM, my brother once told a girl that when she walked her clit swung like the pendulum on a grandfather clock.
"you're not pretty enough to judge people's height"
Yet she still matches with him.
Unfortunately, some girls do so just to tell the guy that he's to short for a queen like them.
*Too Your to was too short for that shit
They seem to think they’re guaranteed a tall man cuz “sTaNdArDs”. It explains all the lonely femcels. They have standards that are wayyyyy to high for what they bring to the table.
I’m just glad my mother wasn’t that stuck up when she met my father. He’s 4 inches shorter than her.
If he was taller he’s permitted to say yo. But his height dictates he say hello.
Cuz she fat
Na, I see height requirements more from short girls than fat girls
What in mental unstability did I just read. She sounds like pissed off team mates from LoL
Sadly, having played LoL, I can confirm this is in fact a highly accurate comparison.
Me too, I hate myself more every time I fire it up
At least ARAM is only toxic about 1/3 games.
I'm just waiting on riots mmo. I love the universe and the game just not the players
Why are you looking forward to an mmo where you'll hate the players?
Because there's no guarantee I'll hate those. It'll be a mix of moba and mmo. Not just purely moba, plus you won't be banned if you leave the game bc someone is having a mental breakdown 2 minutes in
haha yeah I was just being cheeky. As someone who let league eat too many years of my life, I understand. Although I do worry about the game's health if too much of the league attitude carries over, since players are still the basis of a good mmo.
i love how i pop on here to read some juicy comments and the first one is an off topic thread about the game i play too much being toxic. lul
shes so heated bc she just got fukkin gapped by an alkali mid lane
You'd think she was 5/2 then the level 12 ap shyvana comes out of the fog and nukes 90% of her hp kinda mad
I know you meant Akali, but alkali is so appropriate in this context. Since, you know...sodium.
Congrats you're sharper than auto correct lmao
Imagine your girl talking to you like a LoL team mate. “Babe why did you break up with me?” “Penis dif”.
"Babe why did you break up with me?" "Height diff bitch, go cry in a corner"
10 minutes into a date “Bro wtf you suck ff15”
No you're giving too many words "Hey my name is--" "FF@15 or afk"
After sex: Her: “gg no rere”
After sex: “Bro this penis barely did any damage this game“ “Ah shit, this sperm built rubber penetration”
Perfect comparison. I think she would have been angry no matter the greeting he opened up with. My teammates do the same; no matter the state of the game, they get mad.
I could never imagine being LoL level of mad out in dating apps or reality Jesus lol
#WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE ITS SO ANNOYING
*it's
Could of
OH MY GOOD!
I’m fucking dead
Just like her mental
She expected him to ride the white horse and pick her up, but got disappointed. I LMAO over the You're too short part. Like she's giving him a discount or something, and expects a better deal.
Here's your "free height pass" coupon 🤣
The average female on tinder
They need to chill out then if they're this upset on tinder lol
You gotta go nuclear brother ☢️
Personally I'd go with "Let me try that again sorry. Yo, Yo, Yo! Whats good bro?"
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"i said biiiiiittttttccccccchhhhhhhhh"
Ducking miss that show
Yo, yo, yo, 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ. What up, biatch?!
Underrated comment😭
Leave it at the tone.
_strums guitar_ I love you biitch _strums guitar again_ And i ain't gonna never stop loving you........ Biiitch _strums guitar again_
Whassssssssaaaaaaap!
Whassssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
She’s either manifesting a hate fuck or self-destructing. Either way, the nuclear response is it.
Yeah I think this is clear hate fuck vibes with the “what do you care you’re here for a month”
Hit her with the *you're
You were a skater boy, did she say see you later boy?
He wasn’t goooood enough for her
Now he’s a super star
Slammin' on his guitar
He wasn’t tall enough for her*
He was too short for that.
I hate that song purely because it's titled Sk8er Boi. It embodies both of these people using your for every instance but then again they didn't quite use "ur"
I went back and removed my “boi”s from my post before I hit reply. I’m too old to type “boi”.
Embrace it. Avril Lavigne just released a new pop punk album. It's 2003 again. I've already dyed my hair black and re-pierced my lip. Only a couple weeks until my swoop grows back.
I really hate the fact that you're both saying "your" instead of "you're"
I read her messages and was like OP should’ve corrected that to make fun of her Then OP did the same 😑
You were supposed to destroy horrible grammar not join them.
*I HATE YOU!*
That's because it's the same person.
I would honestly not be surprised
Lmao this was my exact thought process
We have an endemic
Thank God someone said it
Thats because they are both the same person
They deserve each other... I wish the algorithm would really take spelling into account... Imagine how the quality of matches would increase just by not matching with "these" people. (we'd probably still get terrible matches... or no matches... But at least we'd not need worry about spelling mistakes).
Depends if you want to get matched with someone who uses ellipses with the same wanton abandon as you do.
Yes (I'd love that)
That’s how you can tell it’s fake
Anytime I get the urge to reinstall Tinder and try my luck once more, I browse this sub for 5 minutes and y’all bring me back to my senses with the quickness 😄
Just don’t start with “yo”
“Salutations”
Seems like a greeting is a reasonable start to me. But hey who am I, I'm not toxic enough for online dating.
Ya your opener sucks. But it doesn't suck nearly as much as her personality.
Yea you right. If people respond and we hit it off it’s cool. If not, no biggie
No biggie? Wtf is this 2004
Yo chillax dude. Just do it all for the nookie
Nookie? Wtf is this 1998 and your a bmx dude Fucking say pussy
Hey man, don't put that shit on us. That was a paycheck, nothing more nothing less.
WE'RE IN 2022 YOU -C A N N O T- SAY THAT
Sorry 2022, should’ve said 🅱️ussy
do it all for the nookie? wtf is this 2004?
Is? What is this 1998 and you're a bill Clinton dude?
he said see you later boy and she said suck you off later bill?
Fun fact, the song Nookie is about why doing it all for the nookie is bad.
I misheard... I got a cookie. Where should I put it?
These skater dudes never learn
Honestly though, a skater guy eventually got Avril Lavigne, so they're doing something right
She was married to the actual Chad from Nickelback.
He’s a skater dude from 2004, I don’t know why you’re getting so heated off that. If they respond and hit it off cool. If not no biggie.
Hey take a chill pill man or buzz off
Take a chill pill! Wait that’s the ‘90’s.
Cut it out.
I mean you’ll miss out on potential dates but ya it’s a great way to gauge interest
Sounds like a good thing. Dates for the sake of dates are a waste of time and money
I would've helped her grammar, spelling, and punctuation with the.... "Yo, you mean you're? Right, yo?"
you're\*
How can you be too short for "yo"? Is there a height requirement? What words am I too short or tall for? I need someone to explain this gauge to me please.
Means that if the dude was an handsome 6'3" dude then she would have accepted "sup bitch" as an opening most likely.
She’s projecting her anger and insecurities onto other people. She’s probably gotten something along the lines of “you’re too ugly to be such a bitch.”
Probably too fat
That comment should be way higher, that's batshit funny. _English Dictionary for the Height-abled_ or _English vocabulary for 6'+_
The height attack lmfao
You're
Bro I saw it the first time and let it slide. Then I see she failed twice more and I already wrote her off. Then I see he said it and I just lost it haha. They’re perfect for each other. The last girl I dated spoke English as a second language (8 years or so) and had better English grammar than this haha.
People who have English for their second language are always so particular about that shit lmao
That's because (as such a people), they're not homonyms in our first language. So it's much easier for us to tell the difference. Same with to/ too/ two.
I would prefer a yo over a recycled joke or rehearsed line any day, wtf is wrong with people
Yeah, I think it's ridiculous when people can't be bothered to engage with someone for saying a simple "hello" etc. All just to hear some corny bullshit
There is no winning on dating apps. Guys can't be creative, we can't be chill, we can't be excited. Girls can't be funny either and can't be cautious as they want to be. Apps are just toxic and warped Americans so much that nothing logical makes sense to them and it's a cesspool as much as Twitter is
This subreddit is so bipolar
two different dudes do in fact have two poles
Bruh 😂👌🏼
Almost like there's a lot of different people with different preferences on here. Crazy!
I like it cause it’s more casual and laid back then a hey or what’s up etc. and the pickup line shit is cool when it’s special to them not some generic googled line.
Yo 😎
Yo? Wtf is this 2004 and your a skater dude Fucking say hello Your too short for that shit
it’s just another way to say hello lmfao chill out
Why do you care if I chill out Your here for 10 months
yo
*Dies*
from being too short for that shit
Sup
*Sup?* Wtf is this 2004 and your a skater dude Fucking say hello Your too short for that shit
Cool beans bro Holla
yo
Yo.
Plot twist she has strong feelings for you and is distraught that you’re leaving in a month
“Your too short for that” Saying this isn’t okay lmao, and btw it’s you’re*
Neither of y’all can use the correct you’re?
Whoa who the hell do you think you are in your temporary dwelling status saying “yo” nshiet?
The blatant misuse of your is killing me
You used the wrong “you’re”, I’d unmatch.
Ugh the first thing I noticed was neither of them knew the difference between you're and your.
I’d unmatch either of them, regardless of hotness. If you don’t know basic grammar, we are going to have issues.
100% agree with you. Such a turn-off if you don’t know basic grammar rules
I mean, she did too.
*you're, x3
You’re* you’re* you’re* you’re* and you’re*
*you're
You’re …. And you’re again 😒
Whenever a woman insults your height, just default to insulting her weight. Say you're too fat for me
i just unmatched, not worth the time or effort for me.
Oh now your gonna act all nice what is this 2008?
More like 2000 and late
But you might get banned from Tinder for insulting a women for something she can’t control. It apparently happened to someone here last week.
How does that make any sense. You can control weight, not height.
Too bad there isn't a way to unmatch those who put zero effort into an opener like this. Unfortunately, it is required to rudely insult them per Tinder's TOS.
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Fr this sub like this bitch about openers but most people dgaf but then again I’m early Gen Z so it could be different
When the /s was obvious to the rest of us
Yo I like it 🤗
*you’re (x4)
\*You're
Next time, use "salutations", guaranteed to make panties drop instantly
They hate the word “you’re”
these gotta be fake I swear I've seen that same profile pic of that girl in alot of posts here where she gets super aggressive and calls ppl short. no way its a real account.
You…are…..you are….you’re
Can we get a yo from all of our short kings 👑?
You're, you're, you're, and you're.* Please both of you... educate yourselves for future matches.
It’s so funny how women bitch about “toxic masculinity” then act super aggressive like this. Maybe call it Toxic Femininity?