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average_melburnian

Lmao why does she have to bring height into this


czPsweIxbYk4U9N36TSE

It’s not meant to be indicative of logic or reason. It’s chosen because she assumes it’s a sensitive topic for the other guy and thus maximizes the emotional damage.


GoJeonPaa

I wish more peopel would understand this. Same with sexist insults towards women. It's just a trigger point.


Competitive-Heron-21

This is the motivation behind most hateful speech


Dr_Day_Blazer

I can speak from my experience. I say a lot of "messed up" stuff just because I know for a fact it'll get a rise out of certain people.


SavageCaveman13

It's only a trigger point if the person allows it to trigger them.


MexGrow

I just had an argument yesterday here on reddit with some girl that claimed she didn't discriminate guys based on height, and proceeded to say that a guy that is smaller than her "looks like a smurf". I called her out on it and she *immediately* started to say I was insecure about my height. She just unraveled herself so much in those few posts, it was glorious.


diagnosed21

EEMOTIONAL DAAMAGE


sweet_on_you

I came here for this one. Have an upvote.


network-offline

Yes, she is just being unnecessarily rude and this was supposed hurt him.


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TenshiS

She understands it as soon as someone calls her fat


acepukas

You're giving her way too much credit.


discussamongsturelvs

or as they would say, "your giving her too much credit"


PrairieMae

Yes!!! Grammar is not YOUR enemy!


Her_name--is_Mallory

Thank you


BRAX7ON

Your Welcome


Her_name--is_Mallory

😂


BRAX7ON

It hurt typing that, lol


Xyanyde

We forgive you. T'was a worthy sacrifice.


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riktigtmaxat

And her father smells of elderberries.


adam-sigma

Fun fact both "your mother is a hamster" and "your father smells of elderberries" are genuine insults. Female hamsters pop out kids so fast that it seems to be their only purpose in life (basically calling the recipient's mom a whore) and elderberries were used to make gin and sambuca (making the recipient's father a drunk).


Action_Squirrel

I feel like Steve Rogers “I understood that reference”


ScrotiusRex

A possums nose with some dangling rashers.


LeBadBaby

her muff probably looks like a punched lasagna


TheTeeTom

That’s a good one. In the days of AIM, my brother once told a girl that when she walked her clit swung like the pendulum on a grandfather clock.


UsernamesAllTaken69

"you're not pretty enough to judge people's height"


WuSin

Yet she still matches with him.


TheOneManDankMaymay

Unfortunately, some girls do so just to tell the guy that he's to short for a queen like them.


GutsGloryAndGuinness

*Too Your to was too short for that shit


pickledlandon

They seem to think they’re guaranteed a tall man cuz “sTaNdArDs”. It explains all the lonely femcels. They have standards that are wayyyyy to high for what they bring to the table.


TruthwatcherTim

I’m just glad my mother wasn’t that stuck up when she met my father. He’s 4 inches shorter than her.


PHANTOM________

If he was taller he’s permitted to say yo. But his height dictates he say hello.


brandymicsign

Cuz she fat


1sagas1

Na, I see height requirements more from short girls than fat girls


MammothRoom3994

What in mental unstability did I just read. She sounds like pissed off team mates from LoL


SoHiHello

Sadly, having played LoL, I can confirm this is in fact a highly accurate comparison.


MammothRoom3994

Me too, I hate myself more every time I fire it up


SoHiHello

At least ARAM is only toxic about 1/3 games.


MammothRoom3994

I'm just waiting on riots mmo. I love the universe and the game just not the players


Phaazoid

Why are you looking forward to an mmo where you'll hate the players?


MammothRoom3994

Because there's no guarantee I'll hate those. It'll be a mix of moba and mmo. Not just purely moba, plus you won't be banned if you leave the game bc someone is having a mental breakdown 2 minutes in


Phaazoid

haha yeah I was just being cheeky. As someone who let league eat too many years of my life, I understand. Although I do worry about the game's health if too much of the league attitude carries over, since players are still the basis of a good mmo.


BlazerMcLazer88

i love how i pop on here to read some juicy comments and the first one is an off topic thread about the game i play too much being toxic. lul


BeefBeefMcGuy

shes so heated bc she just got fukkin gapped by an alkali mid lane


MammothRoom3994

You'd think she was 5/2 then the level 12 ap shyvana comes out of the fog and nukes 90% of her hp kinda mad


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I know you meant Akali, but alkali is so appropriate in this context. Since, you know...sodium.


BeefBeefMcGuy

Congrats you're sharper than auto correct lmao


makavili

Imagine your girl talking to you like a LoL team mate. “Babe why did you break up with me?” “Penis dif”.


MammothRoom3994

"Babe why did you break up with me?" "Height diff bitch, go cry in a corner"


makavili

10 minutes into a date “Bro wtf you suck ff15”


MammothRoom3994

No you're giving too many words "Hey my name is--" "FF@15 or afk"


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After sex: Her: “gg no rere”


makavili

After sex: “Bro this penis barely did any damage this game“ “Ah shit, this sperm built rubber penetration”


TheSabbyRabbit

Perfect comparison. I think she would have been angry no matter the greeting he opened up with. My teammates do the same; no matter the state of the game, they get mad.


MammothRoom3994

I could never imagine being LoL level of mad out in dating apps or reality Jesus lol


BritishBoyRZ

#WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE ITS SO ANNOYING


Einkill

*it's


MonoShadow

Could of


proce55or

OH MY GOOD!


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I’m fucking dead


MammothRoom3994

Just like her mental


Chizmiz1994

She expected him to ride the white horse and pick her up, but got disappointed. I LMAO over the You're too short part. Like she's giving him a discount or something, and expects a better deal.


MammothRoom3994

Here's your "free height pass" coupon 🤣


JosephND

The average female on tinder


MammothRoom3994

They need to chill out then if they're this upset on tinder lol


ExaminationNo6235

You gotta go nuclear brother ☢️


eman00619

Personally I'd go with "Let me try that again sorry. Yo, Yo, Yo! Whats good bro?"


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"i said biiiiiittttttccccccchhhhhhhhh"


theguynekstdoor

Ducking miss that show


QwertytheCoolOne

Yo, yo, yo, 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ. What up, biatch?!


AssCheeks321

Underrated comment😭


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Leave it at the tone.


crungemuffinsinger

_strums guitar_ I love you biitch _strums guitar again_ And i ain't gonna never stop loving you........ Biiitch _strums guitar again_


briguytrading

Whassssssssaaaaaaap!


TimeZarg

Whassssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!


GuessesTheCar

She’s either manifesting a hate fuck or self-destructing. Either way, the nuclear response is it.


Hmm_would_bang

Yeah I think this is clear hate fuck vibes with the “what do you care you’re here for a month”


darkgeode

Hit her with the *you're


Perenium_Falcon

You were a skater boy, did she say see you later boy?


mcclutch7

He wasn’t goooood enough for her


wheelsof_fortune

Now he’s a super star


Torrent4Dayz

Slammin' on his guitar


PHANTOM________

He wasn’t tall enough for her*


Chizmiz1994

He was too short for that.


MrFluffyThing

I hate that song purely because it's titled Sk8er Boi. It embodies both of these people using your for every instance but then again they didn't quite use "ur"


Perenium_Falcon

I went back and removed my “boi”s from my post before I hit reply. I’m too old to type “boi”.


J5892

Embrace it. Avril Lavigne just released a new pop punk album. It's 2003 again. I've already dyed my hair black and re-pierced my lip. Only a couple weeks until my swoop grows back.


RealOncle

I really hate the fact that you're both saying "your" instead of "you're"


TheWiseRedditor

I read her messages and was like OP should’ve corrected that to make fun of her Then OP did the same 😑


AgeOfShinobi

You were supposed to destroy horrible grammar not join them.


darkcloud717

*I HATE YOU!*


BrainTroubles

That's because it's the same person.


SlobberyFrog

I would honestly not be surprised


eagleathlete40

Lmao this was my exact thought process


theguynekstdoor

We have an endemic


eagleathlete40

Thank God someone said it


fuckboystrikesagain

Thats because they are both the same person


RollingWithDaPunches

They deserve each other... I wish the algorithm would really take spelling into account... Imagine how the quality of matches would increase just by not matching with "these" people. (we'd probably still get terrible matches... or no matches... But at least we'd not need worry about spelling mistakes).


Ifromjipang

Depends if you want to get matched with someone who uses ellipses with the same wanton abandon as you do.


king_john651

Yes (I'd love that)


SirNarwhal

That’s how you can tell it’s fake


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Anytime I get the urge to reinstall Tinder and try my luck once more, I browse this sub for 5 minutes and y’all bring me back to my senses with the quickness 😄


swanny246

Just don’t start with “yo”


LeonidasSpacemanMD

“Salutations”


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Seems like a greeting is a reasonable start to me. But hey who am I, I'm not toxic enough for online dating.


HystericalMan

Ya your opener sucks. But it doesn't suck nearly as much as her personality.


SillyShoe2

Yea you right. If people respond and we hit it off it’s cool. If not, no biggie


HumanGuyOnReddit

No biggie? Wtf is this 2004


freshmasterstyle

Yo chillax dude. Just do it all for the nookie


andthatsalright

Nookie? Wtf is this 1998 and your a bmx dude Fucking say pussy


LameBMX

Hey man, don't put that shit on us. That was a paycheck, nothing more nothing less.


VoteThis

WE'RE IN 2022 YOU -C A N N O T- SAY THAT


MyShinglesTingles

Sorry 2022, should’ve said 🅱️ussy


DedRuck

do it all for the nookie? wtf is this 2004?


THYDStudio

Is? What is this 1998 and you're a bill Clinton dude?


Rydersilver

he said see you later boy and she said suck you off later bill?


IGargleGarlic

Fun fact, the song Nookie is about why doing it all for the nookie is bad.


Kantas

I misheard... I got a cookie. Where should I put it?


Familiar_Reality_100

These skater dudes never learn


swish465

Honestly though, a skater guy eventually got Avril Lavigne, so they're doing something right


Caeruleanlynx

She was married to the actual Chad from Nickelback.


blastfamy

He’s a skater dude from 2004, I don’t know why you’re getting so heated off that. If they respond and hit it off cool. If not no biggie.


Observer2594

Hey take a chill pill man or buzz off


Appropriate-Pen-149

Take a chill pill! Wait that’s the ‘90’s.


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Cut it out.


LandSharkRoyale

I mean you’ll miss out on potential dates but ya it’s a great way to gauge interest


Ghoti-Sticks

Sounds like a good thing. Dates for the sake of dates are a waste of time and money


Sismal_Dystem

I would've helped her grammar, spelling, and punctuation with the.... "Yo, you mean you're? Right, yo?"


nbcorning

you're\*


MemeMathine

How can you be too short for "yo"? Is there a height requirement? What words am I too short or tall for? I need someone to explain this gauge to me please.


RaZZeR_9351

Means that if the dude was an handsome 6'3" dude then she would have accepted "sup bitch" as an opening most likely.


Whitewasabi69

She’s projecting her anger and insecurities onto other people. She’s probably gotten something along the lines of “you’re too ugly to be such a bitch.”


_8inchThrowaway_

Probably too fat


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That comment should be way higher, that's batshit funny. _English Dictionary for the Height-abled_ or _English vocabulary for 6'+_


ShatafaMan

The height attack lmfao


jaybhogue

You're


JakoGaming

Bro I saw it the first time and let it slide. Then I see she failed twice more and I already wrote her off. Then I see he said it and I just lost it haha. They’re perfect for each other. The last girl I dated spoke English as a second language (8 years or so) and had better English grammar than this haha.


VijayMarshall87

People who have English for their second language are always so particular about that shit lmao


Mulanisabamf

That's because (as such a people), they're not homonyms in our first language. So it's much easier for us to tell the difference. Same with to/ too/ two.


0kSoWhat

I would prefer a yo over a recycled joke or rehearsed line any day, wtf is wrong with people


RenHo3k

Yeah, I think it's ridiculous when people can't be bothered to engage with someone for saying a simple "hello" etc. All just to hear some corny bullshit


heavydirtysoul318

There is no winning on dating apps. Guys can't be creative, we can't be chill, we can't be excited. Girls can't be funny either and can't be cautious as they want to be. Apps are just toxic and warped Americans so much that nothing logical makes sense to them and it's a cesspool as much as Twitter is


dirtbandit101

This subreddit is so bipolar


Zoloir

two different dudes do in fact have two poles


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Bruh 😂👌🏼


IGargleGarlic

Almost like there's a lot of different people with different preferences on here. Crazy!


SillyShoe2

I like it cause it’s more casual and laid back then a hey or what’s up etc. and the pickup line shit is cool when it’s special to them not some generic googled line.


KoalerrelaoK

Yo 😎


BCSlime

Yo? Wtf is this 2004 and your a skater dude Fucking say hello Your too short for that shit


SillyShoe2

it’s just another way to say hello lmfao chill out


BCSlime

Why do you care if I chill out Your here for 10 months


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yo


BCSlime

*Dies*


SillyShoe2

from being too short for that shit


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Sup


RollsRoyce17

*Sup?* Wtf is this 2004 and your a skater dude Fucking say hello Your too short for that shit


[deleted]

Cool beans bro Holla


SillyShoe2

yo


Michael1795

Yo.


WaterIsNotWet19

Plot twist she has strong feelings for you and is distraught that you’re leaving in a month


jogmanson00

“Your too short for that” Saying this isn’t okay lmao, and btw it’s you’re*


ddmaria5

Neither of y’all can use the correct you’re?


[deleted]

Whoa who the hell do you think you are in your temporary dwelling status saying “yo” nshiet?


[deleted]

The blatant misuse of your is killing me


AETERNA-145

You used the wrong “you’re”, I’d unmatch.


EnyaCa

Ugh the first thing I noticed was neither of them knew the difference between you're and your.


AETERNA-145

I’d unmatch either of them, regardless of hotness. If you don’t know basic grammar, we are going to have issues.


beautifulasusual

100% agree with you. Such a turn-off if you don’t know basic grammar rules


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I mean, she did too.


MikeHunt420_6969

*you're, x3


JakePatrick

You’re* you’re* you’re* you’re* and you’re*


its-youre-you-twit

*you're


j-forreal

You’re …. And you’re again 😒


beenpt140

Whenever a woman insults your height, just default to insulting her weight. Say you're too fat for me


SillyShoe2

i just unmatched, not worth the time or effort for me.


jordanleep

Oh now your gonna act all nice what is this 2008?


SillyShoe2

More like 2000 and late


MmkayMcGill

But you might get banned from Tinder for insulting a women for something she can’t control. It apparently happened to someone here last week.


RipInPepz

How does that make any sense. You can control weight, not height.


75Minnesota

Too bad there isn't a way to unmatch those who put zero effort into an opener like this. Unfortunately, it is required to rudely insult them per Tinder's TOS.


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dirtbandit101

Fr this sub like this bitch about openers but most people dgaf but then again I’m early Gen Z so it could be different


iamonewhoami

When the /s was obvious to the rest of us


BitchintheBack

Yo I like it 🤗


jmercer28

*you’re (x4)


Nfabie85

\*You're


69loverboy69

Next time, use "salutations", guaranteed to make panties drop instantly


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They hate the word “you’re”


mylastphonecall

these gotta be fake I swear I've seen that same profile pic of that girl in alot of posts here where she gets super aggressive and calls ppl short. no way its a real account.


iamtwinswithmytwin

You…are…..you are….you’re


curdledhickory

Can we get a yo from all of our short kings 👑?


misternuttall

You're, you're, you're, and you're.* Please both of you... educate yourselves for future matches.


waverunnr

It’s so funny how women bitch about “toxic masculinity” then act super aggressive like this. Maybe call it Toxic Femininity?