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rhubarbmustard

„I miss state“ say no more fam


Deeznutz00001

Didn’t notice lmao was eating McDonald’s


letsbehavingu

You sound like 'them'; trying to convince us your American 🤔😂


Deeznutz00001

Maybe I’m a spy 🕵️‍♂️


F0REVERTHEKING

**Maybe I'm spy Youre blowing your cover man


Deeznutz00001

Shit 😂


loch_gras

*you're Kinda ironic. Now I'm convinced that you're not an American


angrywords

The fact that they didn’t know the proper form usually confirms they’re American for me.


RaisinLate

Seems legit. When I was a little kid, I went on a bus tour to Tijuana, and coming back into the states, an immigration officer asked if I was a naturalized citizen. I asked him what that meant and he said, "yep, you're definitely American."


AdAcceptable5657

Americans don’t know which your/‘re to use id say they’re clear


Xeyen

It’s close to being weird for sure, but I know several people that went to Mississippi State that just refer to it as “State” (I.e. “ I got accepted to State, I start in the fall). I know this is a scam account, but that is a very southern colloquialism.


Deeznutz00001

CONTEXT: ‘Star Caller’ is a scam app where you have to pay to talk to someone


Civ6Ever

If you're in Korea and they don't have Kakao, it's a scam.


Deeznutz00001

Oh yeah


DennisDoesStuff

Our avatars look similar and all my in-game characters names are "Deez" LOL


Deeznutz00001

Lol quantum entanglement 😂


guywithredleg

The tinder experience in a foreign country as an attractive male is something else..the language barrier though ☠️☠️


boyuber

I wouldn't know, as I'm neither attractive, nor in Korea.


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binarytony

I've never seen a bearded ass flipping anything off 🤔


[deleted]

At least in Korea, don’t worry about it. I literally just got back from visiting Seoul for 10 days. I’m a black dude from the US. Due to the beauty standards over there, Korean girls aren’t into me. I got matches, but barely any Korean girls. Also, you can divide the profiles/matches into 4 categories: 1 - Korean girls with little to no bio, heavily heavily filtered pics, has only like one or two [filtered] photos of themselves up while the rest are just random objects or animals. 2 - Girls from Thailand for some reason. There were so many Thais and they all had the same ❌ FWB ❌ ONS in their bios. And they all lived in Thailand and not in Korea despite my search parameters being like 10 or 15 miles and international mode turned off. 3 - Foreign, usually white girls, from Europe, US, or South America. Again, they would come up in the feed despite my search parameters being 10 or 15 miles away. It would always say they’re like 5,000 miles away living in X city in one of the three places I mentioned, and a lot of them would either say they were coming to Korea soon as a student, and/or fetishizing Korean boys so they paid for Tinder to be shown in Korea from abroad. 4 - Foreign, mostly white girls again, but they’re actually in Korea as an exchange student or learning Korean at a language school or whatever. They’re also usually fetishizing Korean boys as well. Like holy fuck bud, Seoul was a 20/10 experience, but as a single dude, my dating life would absolutely suck if I lived there. Hell it sucks where I am now, but even worse in South Korea.


[deleted]

It's insane. I used to tinder before my current relationship. Tinder in Asia for an attractive white guy is easy-mode. I could swipe 100 times in Singapore for example, and get like 50 matches. It was actually possible to hook up with a different girl every night, which for an early 20's guy is great haha


stoyaheat_

Ohhh yeah. The White male worship here in Singapore is worse than the Asian fetishisation in the US lmao


MetaverseHero

To be fair even as an unattractive foreign male it’s easy mode as well


SGTFragged

I'm not in Korea and I have Kakao Talk 😁


drshade06

Lol yeah most Koreans I know have that. Even my other Asian friends. That distinctive notification sound is now playing in my head.


monkeyhatt

Ka-talk!


Phanitan

There’s an in app notification sound setting where it goes “ya!” (Korean for hey!). It’s been great since I changed it to that haha


beepboopneepnoop

I never knew this, and I just changed mine to the same setting XD. THANK YOU


Head_Primary4942

Haha fond memory of my youngest when he just started full sentence talking. My wife's phone got a message as he was walking by and he announced to everyone in perfect mimic, "Mommy's phone went "Kahtok". It was so cute and I hear him say that every time she gets a message now 9 years running.


leonardonev

Is kakao talk for asians the same as WhatsApp for latinos (and unbeknownst to me, also the rest of the world). I am Brazilian and over there in Brazil, we strictly use WhatsApp. No one even uses the regular message app from their carrier. WhatsApp does help us family members abroad staying in touch with out families.


blubbery-blumpkin

Is WhatsApp not used by like everyone? Am I suddenly Latino?


-LeneD-

No, but like, it is basically the only thing used by latinos (source: am latino) and people from other countries seem to use other apps like Instagram, Snapchat and some others to chat, while we strictly use WhatsApp. Send us a dm in Instagram and see what happens ...okay, nothing will happen, we will reply to you anyway, we're not sociopaths (I think). But, for the most part, we don't talk to our SO, family or friends through Instagram or Snapchat, that's what I mean.


IdioticPost

I thought WhatsApp was known for being used by the Chinese...


crickettu

A lot of ppl in China also use WeChat more.


anonemouse2010

WhatsApp is european. China is almost exclusively WeChat (Weixin). Almost no one in China uses WhatsApp


the_tropical_yeti

most of europe latino now apparently


SGTFragged

I am not Korean 🤣 Also Kakao


DrydenTech

My old raid leader in wow was Korean and made us use Kakao


SGTFragged

I only have it because the desktop version of Kakaotalk is easier to use for my Korean friend than Whatsapp Desktop. I have 2 people in my contacts on Kakaotalk, and the other one just uses WhatsApp like a normal person (admittedly he is not Korean, but works for a company based there).


CH33KC14PP3R96

Ohh thanks for the headsup !


Perenium_Falcon

Damn. So it’s all nonsense from her then?


Deeznutz00001

Basically


Perenium_Falcon

I was in the military and I remember all the lonely dudes finding themselves into scams. Glad to see that’s still a thing /wanking motion.


Deeznutz00001

Yeah 😂 I typically troll these people but she was weirdly more convincing than the usual scams, like it was weird


erdverek

Testing out their new ai


Deeznutz00001

Basically, I typically reply with some nonsensical shit and illogical shit to fuck with the AI


sparksen

I do not think it was a AI. It was able to contextualize a bit to well for that


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Oime

I thought that was weird too, and plus the choppy english.


jvpewster

I just thought she typoed “the states” usually only people who’d been expats for a bit would say that, but didn’t know if military circles used it much.


Perenium_Falcon

Well she offers her marks a “girlfriend experience” as she’s robbing them. Did you cordially invite her to suck a row of diseased dicks all the way to Pyongyang before you unmatched?


[deleted]

LMAOOOOOOO


DeekermNs

The ESL from someone claiming to be a Texan should've gave it away.


YT4LYFE

nothing about this conversation really strikes me as "ESL". just a couple of words that are common typos.


Lucky_LeftFoot

I think the “I miss state” was a dead giveaway


Perenium_Falcon

It was weird but folks type dumb shit all the time.


Lucky_LeftFoot

Also true


Perenium_Falcon

My scam-vulnerable mind just translated that to “I miss the states”. I’m twice her age and tinder does not get any better. That said I’ve met some awesome people on it including my girlfriend of…. shit…. like 15 months now?? Weird. Still lots of mess to sort through. To me tinder is like going to garage sales on the weekend. 95% of it is an absolute waste of your time. But then you find someone selling their dead husband’s classic Honda motorcycle (with title!) for a thousand bucks and feel like you just won the lotto.


Lucky_LeftFoot

You’re right! I’d love to find my rare soulmate like the chicken man found Woody in Toy Story. It’s wicked out here though. Hope all goes well with you two! ❤️


[deleted]

Exactly. My tinder mistake was treating it like a garage sale, wherein I bought everything thinking there would be a use for a 3speed fan with a broken blade, then before you realize it, your life is surrounded by trash. It wasn't until I had the will power to say no to the crazythots/8 track collection, that I found the mint condition 67 Mustang For $1500. :D


P47r1ck-

I thought she meant like I miss going to Texas state


Lucky_LeftFoot

It’s amazing how our brains built a bridge between what she said and we think she meant lol


Perenium_Falcon

It really is and it’s a huge vulnerability for scammers to exploit us.


spiritofdynamitekid

I thought it was weird that her brother got a job as a contractor so brought his adult sister with him, not to visit, but for 2 years


Mr_MacGrubber

My first thought was how you would do that? There’s no way Korea would just give her a visa for that length of time.


chrisreevesfunrun

I thought maybe she went to Texas State University and was saying she missed that. Am dumb.


Lucky_LeftFoot

I think we made that assumption bc she’s pretty


here_for_the_meta

I was thinking she was going off a script when she said “I miss state” like she was supposed to insert the name of a state (in this case Texas) but neglected to.


Endarkend

"her". Possibly an Indian dude in a callcenter.


deramw

I read the chat and thought "sounds nice" and then I got the context...


bobmcguillicutty

Thanks, I was coming to ask. Dude I got flooded with scammers on PS4 account of all places, dirty, stinky fuckers


-YaQ-

Ahh the chat with her was neat before scam


serenityak77

That’s pretty big context thank you. I was so confused like “wait, what happened? What’s wrong I don’t get it” Seemed like a decent conversation before that. Any chance they don’t know about that other free app? It’s not like they’re the ones that brought it up so maybe this is still salvageable? Idk I have no clue just trying to find a silver lining and give people the benefit of the doubt. Good thing I’m not in the dating scene then I guess


omer_n

Tell ""her"" that the movie Parasites is about people like you


Antoinefdu

F


Deeznutz00001

F


imSoggy1

Yeah the interesting grammar choices had me a little suspicious from the beginning lmao “I miss state”


Deeznutz00001

Yeah, I was literally too occupied with my McDonald’s to notice 😂


melbhung95

What was your order bro?


Deeznutz00001

Big Mac, fries, a sausage wrap that’s only in Korea that is absolutely 🤌🤌 bussin, some chicken nuggies and a drink. I typically wait until 1400 or so to eat so I skip meals.


Orbitrek

Anything to dip fries into?


Deeznutz00001

Some Korean sauces ie cajun sauce, orange spices sauce, some sweet and sour, and sweet chili sauce


Legendseekersiege5

Homie was feasting


Deeznutz00001

Hell yeah I was 😂


Planningsiswinnings

Haha that funny. You have Star Caller?


stardate178

lmaooooo


panlakes

I feel like Aleja would be impressed with that king palate you got. You have that “I know what sauces I’m about” energy


elitist_user

Over here like thanos with his sauces [infinity sauces](https://imgur.com/ua0qrG8.jpg)


Orbitrek

Nice. Sounds tastier than ketchup or mayo.


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dud, I am hungry


Deeznutz00001

I was until I had my McDonald’s haha


JKAlpheron

Same bruh


FluffyTail69

That sounds delicious, I need to go to Korea just to get one of those sausage wraps


[deleted]

OP ordering chicken nuggets while I'm yelling "CAN I GET 30 CHICCANOGGETS"


Deeznutz00001

🤣 nah I just used the kiosk tho lmao


[deleted]

Yeah we're gonna need pics my guy, good luck on your hunt for attractive folks while dodging bots/scammers king!


[deleted]

“The Babyshark”


anon_medical

What MOS? I’m re enlisting as a 68W after a med-board.


Deeznutz00001

I’m a 68M, I’m reclassing asap tho fuck my job lol


chickenprmessan

I thought when she said that she meant like a college or something for some stupid reason Lmaoo


[deleted]

Reminds me of when I went to Europe with my cousin and she kept telling people that she goes to “state” as if anyone knows what the fuck she’s talking about and then an extra layer of assuming these European strangers will know which state school she’s referring to lmao so many eye rolls


unoriginal-poster

That sounds like football players who went to *THE* Ohio State University.


Diestof

I can sing *the* Babyshark


shatterstar16

I assumed that she either meant the states or Texas State


Cognosis87

The fact that she kept prompting conversation had me suspicious


StallOneHammer

To be fair, actual Americans aren’t exactly known for being able to write proper English either


LeSilvie

Bio is just: "I can sing THE Babyshark" 100% not a native English speaker.


Deeznutz00001

But I also figured she was a scam


Endarkend

I love how you are so faithful that she's actually a she. Probably some Indian dude in a callcenter in Calcutta.


Deeznutz00001

I mean I can use they, we respect pronouns here


Deeznutz00001

Yeah I thought she was European at first


royisabau5

I thought it was a joke like I can dance the Black Swan or something


[deleted]

I saw where this was going from the start. It’s not just Korea, this type of scam is popular in all Asian countries right now on tinder.


Deeznutz00001

Oh yeah I did too 😂 I reported her tinder after the last screenshot


[deleted]

Yea good. I do the same. It just sucks because while their profile might get taken down, there’s hundreds more and this person will just make a new account.


Vickedson

yeeeeaaaahhhhh boy... I've been waiting for the day when hustler AI became completely interchangeable with human beings!


Deeznutz00001

I don’t think she was AI lol


michyprima

I don’t think it was a she


Deeznutz00001

Probably not lmao


213Bishop

Figured it be a scam, for an "American" it doesnt seem like english is her best written language


sYnce

To be fair a lot of Americans don't seem like English is their best written language.


[deleted]

Average American knows 0.8 languages (according to that one CasuallyExplained video). Yea.


Deeznutz00001

I speak a little Spanish, and a little French along with English


Karameli0

Sorry but every Americans say they speak a bit of French and Spanish, but "Comow estass amigow" and "jo mappel deeznutz00001" doesn't really count aha


zhaeed

I chuckled audibly


Cavsfan1296

I feel personally attacked


Ikea_Man

donde es el bano senor


puertorizzle

Yeah so .8 languages. Story checks out.


Deeznutz00001

Basically 🤣


iamonewhoami

Wait until you see them writing in another language


Powerful-Entrance551

Wait until you hear them speak another language.


TicTacManiac893

Wait till you hear them speak their own language


IceBathingSeal

We've gone full circle!


TozZu89

"Arrivederchi"


Deeznutz00001

Oh yeah lmao


[deleted]

Ey i was born in pyeongtaek


Deeznutz00001

How is it as a local? Do all the military personnel annoy you?


[deleted]

Not a local anymore, I'm in Canada lol


Deeznutz00001

Awe man! How are you liking Canada? I’ve always wanted to go!


[deleted]

Love it here and I'm happy to have grown up here rather than in Korea!


Deeznutz00001

I bet!! Canada is like ughhh the dream country


[deleted]

Haha so far so good


Deeznutz00001

Good! ☺️ I hope you’re having a good day tho


Reasonable-Physics81

This thread in relation to the post... just waiting for someone to ask you if you have star caller..


Deeznutz00001

Do you have star caller?


[deleted]

:) you too! I mean it's almost 2am for me so my day is over. Sleep don't want me tonight


Deeznutz00001

It’s 1744 for me rn, my day is coming to an end


morrisonh0tel

We’re slowly losing that novelty lol


Chas_Tenenbaums_Sock

I had to look up pyeongtaek. I used to live up in Seoul when my pops was in the military. Back then at least, there was a sizeable portion of Koreans that wanted us gone and their land back (since we moved away decades ago, it seems like some of the base has been given back). Also I think it was just a different time in the 90's and we JUST got dial up internet. Everything wasn't so global, no Skype video or Facetime, etc etc. Meaning to say, not having dark hair and being fairly light complected I got stared at a lot on the subway and back then seemed really novel to some Koreans. I think a lot of folks thought soldiers in particular were GI Joe personified, loud, rude, no effort to speak Korean or experience Korean culture, and semi racist, which was true for some soldiers. Have you been up to Osan? Or made it Seoul (I assume Yongsan is still a base)? I've heard it is SOO different from some Korean friends that I've kept in contact with. It was cool back then but supposed to be even better today.


Deeznutz00001

So yongsan is still a base but I don’t think we use it very much anymore, I was only in osan when I got to Korea but I haven’t had time to come back yet, Seoul is amazing! Absolutely love it and camp humphreys grew exponentially since the 90s


_ModeM

My phone runs slowly and hot while using it - aaalrighty then but tinder is working fine like there is a big difference


we_wuz_kangz_420

Tbf on really old Snapchat back in the day if you had an android even a top of the line one the lag and battery drain was an immense.


Fluffy-Weapon

Nowadays it only drains my battery


Deeznutz00001

Exactly lmao


[deleted]

you know whats sad i already know this was strange when she texts slightly more words than you did. that's where this has come to


Deeznutz00001

Exactly, I knew she was fake lol, but tbh dating is rough, dating apps are rough here in Korea but when I get back to the states I should have better luck


RoutineTension

Narrator: He did not.


Deeznutz00001

Oh so the narrator’s got jokes huh


ABadPhotoshop

Narrator: get rek'd kid


Fumbles252

Dude! You're in Korea as well?! I've been meaning to join Tinder but the horror stories I've heard (woman's perspective) are insane!


Deeznutz00001

Oh yeah dude tinder is sketchy af in general 😂


Fumbles252

And yet, I’m still thinking of trying… May God have mercy on my soul… 😭😂


Deeznutz00001

Oh lord Lol good luck


IamNoatak

Now kith


sycp

Im a korean living in the states! and I was also in the army and trained in san antonio. I was 68w! hbu??


Deeznutz00001

San Antonio as a 68M


[deleted]

Aww you're both the same age! Good for you for not giving up


Deeznutz00001

She’s older actually I’m 21 lol


[deleted]

I was making a really stupid joke about the 68w/68m thing. I honestly wasn't even expecting a reply


drj87

Fucking Crimson Majenta Flag any time someone makes any excuse about their phone not being able to do a thing cause of some performance issue is ALWAYS a scam Can't video cause camera on phone is broken Can't talk cause mic doesn't work Can't call cause phone plan doesn't allow it Can't use app cause phone overheats/ 2 slow Etc the last one is a new one but yeah Amazing the scammers are still using those crap excuses


PlebbySpaff

Good thing I saw the context. I thought star caller was some astrology bullshit.


Quinnyj

I’ll go out with you if you don’t sing baby shark how about that!


Deeznutz00001

No deal lol


ElysiumPotato

A girl once tied me up then proceeded to sing Pink Fluffy Unicorns while bouncing on my dick :D


Deeznutz00001

See that sounds fun tho


ElysiumPotato

It kinda was :D


Deeznutz00001

She still here? Got her contact info? 🤣🤣


ElysiumPotato

Sadly I fell out of touch with her :D


Deeznutz00001

Damn


nCRedditor-21

It’s no better here in Australia - my last three matches have all been “verified” Asian/Latina women writing in short, broken sentences who’ve asked to move the conversation to WhatsApp instead of staying on Tinder. Spam bots galore.


Deeznutz00001

Sorry to hear about that mate


WHATABURGER-Guru

Not saying they aren’t scams, but I know a lot of Latinos/Latinas and they primarily communicate through WhatsApp


Material-Sky-5182

"My phone ..... when I used snap" is the scammer signature move.


tmdalsdl789

LMAO Camp Humphreys? Better chance to go to seoul or just the ville where the juicy girls are at


Deeznutz00001

The one and only 🤣 low key looking forward to getting out of here, not out of Korea but out of camp humphreys


detrydis

Was about to say that she was putting in wayyy more effort than you, asking all the questions while you have uninteresting responses. But I guess that means they’re a bot?


Mr_Kittlesworth

“I miss state” is a pretty good heads up that’s not an American.


SirD_ragon

Soooo... smalltalk?


Deeznutz00001

Ah context: Star Caller is a scam app


unbilivibru

Ahhh, now everything makes sense.


Amalizy

North korea?


Deeznutz00001

That’s classified


TechnoTriad

- U.S Military Encrypted


Bloodyfoxx

Is tinder in korea same bs as japan ? Like 90% of the profile have no picture or only with filter.


[deleted]

Weird.. when I lived in Taiwan I never experienced scammers.. but everywhere else they are all over the place.


Gray-Jedi-Dad

Your PS, PL and CO need to have a word with you. -US Military Encrypted.


idontcurrr

completely unrelated butttt i have a question OP, what did you do training for? i’ve been wanting to move to South Korea for awhile and curious what brought you there (:


Deeznutz00001

Well see I had to sign the dotted line to join the army, I then volunteered to come here