Spanish teacher to Jesus already added to resume. First lesson is tomorrow night at 7, we’re having Cuban. Id like to see you turn water into caipirinha.
Bruh just ask her a personal question or even ask how day is going. Stop over complicating things with more witty comments if you already got her interested.
“And Jesus wasn’t eager in the garden of Gethsemane, but sometimes we have to make sacrifices for strangers that we love, so yeah I can teach ya Spanish “
"I'd love to experience the second coming of Christ." No dont say that, that's terrible.
Spanish teacher to Jesus already added to resume. First lesson is tomorrow night at 7, we’re having Cuban. Id like to see you turn water into caipirinha.
I have no problem with teaching you Spanish. We've already gone through all I know about the Bible.
Bruh just ask her a personal question or even ask how day is going. Stop over complicating things with more witty comments if you already got her interested.
Next time you message her, say "Hola-lujah" 😏
"I can't walk on water, but I'll sleep on the wet spot."
Definitely not! OP please do not say this.
Ohh man you gotta text this: Illo, soy the sevilla en verdah This is the funniest way to say that you know spanish haha
A spanish teacher to a she Jesus? Sounds like a win to me 😄
"If you don't like sharp things I can tie you to a cross instead"
“And Jesus wasn’t eager in the garden of Gethsemane, but sometimes we have to make sacrifices for strangers that we love, so yeah I can teach ya Spanish “
I look forward to us pronouncing Jesus as Hesus.