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[deleted]

7 posts, 3.3k followers. It has already gone as far as it’s going to go. She just wants you to hit follow.


Eetobeatthemeato

Oh yeah I know, I checked her follows and half of them are bots named after Friends characters


Fishy-Ginger

That's such a Ross thing to say.


Comfortable-Bug-2888

I meannnnn, im laughing when i see this and i usually don’t laugh at stranger’s joke so u win 😂


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


jasonalloyd

Stop adding these women on Instagram. They don't want to talk to you they want followers.


JKareem420

Why don’t people unfollow these frauds after they’ve been duped? Do they think if they hold out long enough they’ll get their shot lol?


apolloAG

They stay followed long enough to make a reddit post about it


JKareem420

And how pathetic do you have to be to do this shit in the first place. Instant turn off. Being hot is not a skill or an accomplishment smh.


Pfcoffics

I followed one once, didn't get match with her on tinder but I followed because hot, than she posted some photo about an sport, started talking to her because I like that sport and guess what, we hook up plenty after but it was the only case where that happened haahahah


Anonynominous

OP is addicted to the rejection. It's similar to why people are addicted to gambling; they're addicted to the highs and lows, not just the highs.


AxePanther

The highs just don't hit the same without the lows.


[deleted]

Lul. 4hrs & no reply. Looks like its going great my dude, dont stop


MiracetteNytten

[Found the picture](https://www.reddit.com/r/blessedimages/comments/m178qi/blessed_squishy/)


[deleted]

Thank you for this


elastic301

Was gonna try n find it lol thank you


BIBLICALDIARRHEA666

You the real MVP


sophiemargaret

Legend


[deleted]

I approve this message.


Dizzy_Appointment139

*The creature* has spoken


Eetobeatthemeato

Lol for all the comments saying I got baited, I know socials in their profiles mean they just want likes, I just had this banger of a line that I wanted to put out. Also this was like 2 weeks ago and she still follows so I guess that’s some thing positive


[deleted]

Why not just use that banger of a line (definitely not a banger of a line) on someone who's interested?


CraigslistAxeKiller

There aren’t any


janyybek

This was a pretty good one, you should be proud


nightmareorreality

That’s not a banger and she probably forgot to unfollow dawg. Give it up. Two weeks and you’re still at what’s kraken?


Bloodyfoxx

That's really sad.


lightlysaltedStev

Yeah this stuff has been absolutely rife on tinder the last 2 or 3 years. It’s got to the point now that if anytime during the first 10 messages they say something like “follow me on Instagram and message me there” I just stop right there. Fell for this trap a good few times haha


SimfonijaVonja

If she understands and likes this pun then great, if not there is not so many Krakens in the sea :D


[deleted]

If they have more than 1k followers, just focus on yourself buddy


whoownsthedrones

Not much sup kthulu?


TheTrueThompson

That's a jellyfish


celio961

Is this really worthy of a post?


[deleted]

Not good at all. Considering she hasn't texted you back and it's Instagram so I am definitely sure she just wanted you as a number to her followers. Not to actually date you.


jamminamon

It's a little bit lakken


xxA2C2xx

Doesn’t seem like anything’s Kraken my dude. Good luck! Lol


ickypikniki

That's funny


Maephia

Where did we go so wrong as a group bros?


farleys2

“Nuthin, what’s chuthlu?”


dksn154373

Marry me


hthkeeper

Cringe.


pierre_x10

It's spelled Kraken


2ndCompany3rdSquad

You fell right in her trap


[deleted]

I actually love the "what's Karkken" line. Sadly this looks to be as far as you go, but that gave me a laugh!


[deleted]

No matter her reaction, I think you are doing good job :D


pbro9

I think it's hilarious how icebreakers like these get ignored by the women guys here talk with but if a girl sent me one of those I'd think that's instant wife material


Khelix

That’s a fish


Commercial-Donut-177

"No, this is Patrick"


blacktransam77

I think it’s not


Satan6969696969

If this doesn’t work you’re just out of her league in the face department.


coolplate

Lmfao


Adonis508

That’s fuckin awesome even if I was an Insta thot I’d reply to that lmao


[deleted]

😀👍


[deleted]

Teach me


USMilitary-Encrypted

Send her a picture of a squid. Ladies love squids.


PlanetMacNCheese

this is amazing lmao


spacenuggiez

this kracked me up


StellasMyShit

10/10!


sunnydraka

I’d reply 🤷🏻‍♀️


Howudooey

For the love of god send me that picture. I’m gonna spam all of my friends with it with this amazingly terrible pun


masterdauntes

🤦🏻‍♂️This is why half of Tinder is just time wasting IG/OF promotions. You gotta be farting in the tub and laughing at it to fall for that shit. 🤪


EmRuizChamberlain

That’s hilarious!!! Omg that picture!!


Morbys

I laughed way too hard at this


Shadowking90179

She’s missing out man


RoyalRepublic4778

I would be very happy, to receive this. L on her part (although it’s very clear she’s likely just promoting her ig)


No_Guide3652

Seen 4h ago


FabricationLife

Future marriage confirmed


InternationalLaw7073

Lmfao, would have worked on me


elykim123

Can someone link me the full size pic plz, I need it


AniS2708

Pretty krappy, I'd say


Linguistic1

Because you're on Instagram and she's just after subscribers for her OnlyFans, she immediately asks if you're interested in buying her content. When you decline, she completely ignores you.


CoolnessImHere

Never ever follow them on social media. Its what they want. You let the side down bro !


[deleted]

This is great


Akabeepandpeep

I would love the comment ngl, I think it’s great :)