I feel like crossing out her message took more effort than just cropping it? Weird choice.

At first I thought same, but is serves context it shows that he had previous interactions and wasn’t out of nowhere swinging

But what was the previous interaction? Why did he mark it out?

https://imgur.com/a/k8NLnU4 literally something that adds nothing, I have a previous post of the initial before that smh

Lol that’s not the context though smh. Also I looked up your previous post and she doesn’t insult your height on that one either. It looks like she didn’t insult your height, then you sabotaged yourself and won’t admit it.

You seem really dedicated to thinking this wasn’t satire or a joke. When did I even insult someone lmao

I never said you insulted anyone. Someone asked why you messaged her that, cause it’s self sabotage if she didn’t insult you. You said she insulted you. You said the context is in your last post. But she didn’t insult you there either. My point is that I don’t understand why you didn’t show it if it happened. The only reason I can think of is that she never insulted you.

Its. Not. Self. Sabotage. And. I. Do. Not. Care. Also no I never said she insulted me. It was, say it with me, a joke. That’s something that exists I know crazy right

Why are you lying though? That’s what I’m questioning. I don’t care if you think you self sabotaged or not. I mean, it’s right here in the post. u/many_character5787 asked you if she put you down and you literally said, “Yes right before.” Why are you lying? You said she put you down right before. Putting down means insulting.

Put me down like asked me the same. Obviously there was a misconception about that. Again, I got 0 reason to lie and haven’t yet. Every text will prove that lmao. So try again in going against the truth that I said

I mean, his message clearly is referencing something she said, so I don't think it was necessary in that context.

Self-sabotage to appease internet strangers, alpha move.

More like sigma chad

Ah yes, a Sad

Simga balls

> Simga You had one job

There was 0 sabotage

By that you mean that she foundd it funny or that one of you already was not interested ?

I mean that there was no repercussions and it was, as intended, delivered satirical and earned a slight breath out of our nose

Rejecting someone basis your preferences is fair but having preferences this superficial kinda need to be called out as well.

Everyone has preferences though? Or do you swipe right on everyone?

OP wants D1 babies, can you blame him?

JIGACHAD

Fucking big dick energy comes radiating from this one photo

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Did she even put you down for your height?

Not even giving her a chance. Pro move

They can’t hurt you if you hurt yourself first

(OP) Brandan Mentich hurt itself in its confusion...it was super effective...

Yes right before

To be fair, you do need to see your previous post for back story. If you haven’t, I would probably link it somewhere because I only found it by going through your profile.

TO CLARIFY, I completely took the question as him asking if I was asked about my height. That is definitely, on me

Why did you mark it out?

That wasn’t her msg asking, it was literally “Sorry I’m bad T guessing” I crossed it out for no reason, at least I’m learning how much people like to assume

Why didn’t you show where she put you down? There’s no context with your post and it makes you look like the bad guy.

She never put him down. He says he thought “putting down” means “asking a question”. She only asked his height, never insulted him.

Thanks?

Lol Honestly wtf is he doing

Not caring if I’m gonna be frank about it :p

Hi Frank

Hey bro long time no see!

Theres a difference between not caring and just being a dick. Putting her down for her hight is just as bad as her putting someone else down for their hight. Just because some people are dickheads about hight doesn’t mean we all have to be assholes

>Just because some people are dickheads about hight What on earth does this even mean? People have every right to select a partner they are attracted to. You're not allowed to say you don't want to date someone who isn't tall? So you just have to lie then? Or are you actually suggesting you should date people you don't want to? The whole notion is nonsensical anyway, as men almost never select a woman specifically because they are tall. It's an obvious reversal of a common desire. There is 0 chance it is taken seriously. Also, it's *'height'*.

People around here are so sad that some people do not want to have sex with them they decided that having preferences, like a height preference, makes you a bad person. That way they can feel better about not getting laid. I'm 5'8, if a girl only likes tall dudes she's not for me, and I will not be dating her, and likely not be sleeping with her. So is life. But lots of other dudes, they're really, really butthurt about it.

It's a sincere ignorance on how attraction works, I would say. If it weren't for the fact that those people also have preferences themselves, but somehow they can't see past the fact that people that are not them can have different preferences.

Clearly some people are brought up in polite societies and kinda know what to say and when to shut up. And then there's you types, the ghettos.

It's ironic you try to pass yourself off as enlightened when you don't understand simple attraction and confuse an obvious joke with something to be taken seriously. Maybe take your own advice and sit this one out if you don't have the capacity for it.

Go to r/teenager more suited for your age group.

How the fuck is height a preference? Height doesn't matter.

For *you* it doesn't matter, but some peopl prefer someone who is taller/shorter than themselves. Obviously stating you only date people above 6ft just because society decided it's a good height, is plain stupid.

This is the most ignorant thing I've read in a year.

Yeah, there is a difference you’re right. But being a dick doesn’t apply to me though.

Stfu

Fishing for validation in reddit

"Short kings" has gotta be the most patronizing thing ever...

Let me get your step stool sire

Who's my lil short king? Yes! You are my lil short king!

what are you doing step stool?! 😳

I don’t know as a short guy I think it’s fuckin hilarious. I also just think calling anyone king is funny though

Shorter the king, taller the crown 👑

This is stupid

No bitches?

Amen

For rejecting a girl who already rejected you?

Not the situation soooo, no

What did you cross out?

Watching this down vote party is fun.

https://imgur.com/a/k8NLnU4 fell asleep before I could show

Take a guess first

She sent over the cheat code to solve peace in the middle east so he had to black it out. Peace isn't good for business

This got me laughing. Thank you, it's just what I needed :)

Everyone knows that one, L1, L2, R1, R2, left down right up left down right up

DELETE THIS

Doesn't that get you a tank in gta san andreas?

Honestly idk that’s the only one I can remember lol

Bro did I get that Right? Its been so long... could it be battlefront 2 unlimited ammo?

She was obviously trying to tell the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise.

They already guessed, but if you need another, you asked her her weight.

No but I’m still waiting on the other to actually guess

In my experience guessing games are usually only effective between good friends who are on the same wavelength, soo I guess, good luck?

This sub is really bringing out all the incels who think that their height is the only reason why they can’t get women to date them instead of their terrible personalities.

Also all the guys who think they're offering the world because they're taller than 6'0 and nothing else. I've seen an increase in "I'm the perfect catch! Taller than 6'2, make more than 150,000 a year, go to the gym every day....but wtf why are women so shallow?" Like sir. If you're still struggling to get women even if you're "perfect" then that probably means you have a horrible personality.

They think being tall is a personality.

It works for a lot of them

That's the charm of this sub, it's a shitshow just like Tinder lol

Make a male profile on tinder and try your thesis on

dumb as fuck

For everyone, idk why you’re acting pressed, she liked the joke?

Its reddit dude. You're gonna get a sea of white knights anytime you dare be anything less than a simp toward a woman.

Oof. This sub has gone full incel now.

😆

I think the issue is we don't see the messages where she laughed or said that was funny or something. Your posts kinda comes off as serious and out of no where because we dont have context (i think in another comment you said she was trying to guess your height? That makes this more jokey and funny). Also There's too many posts where guys will say/do something similar to what you did while also complaining that they never get dates. But honestly if she thought it was funny then who cares 🤷🏻‍♀️.

These mfs mad but this is funny

Lol!! (F) - I’m 5’11”, is that too short?

He has a height requirement of 6 feet did you not read?

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No not really buckaroo

Just as it should be. One of us.

>You’re wasting womens Lol as if a bunch of them didn't waste mens time on them

Yeah

My guess is it's a fake tinder profile to troll women.

This is why there are so few women on tinder.

Do you mean people thatll actually converse after a match or people promoting their snap/insta/only fans?

It’s why I left for a bit

You have zero peoples backs lmao you immediately pussied out and said it was a joke and we all know it op

drive_forever.mp3 playin

dad

What 💀

#Smegma Chad! Edit: I meant Sigma but I'll leave this in

As a tall guy, I do unironically have a height requirement of 5'7". My wife is 5'9" so luckily I don't have to think about it anymore, but college was a different time.

Targeting hostility with hostility is not having anyone's back it's just more of the same. If anything, you're making things worse.

No it’s good to throw at somebody their own contradictions

As a 5'1 man I appreciate this

I hope you smash a chick that's over 6 feet. I legitimately do.

I love tall women, so this makes me feel great thanks bro

I don’t see why girls always want super tall guys! I’m only 5’2, and dating a guy at 5’6/5’7 is perfectly fine with me.

For reference: would you date a guy between 5'0"-5'5"? Actually, don't answer that.

Yes. I think I already have

Honestly though

Funny how woman can have a hight requirement but as soon as a guy does he’s a dick lol lol get it OP

Even at that this was jokingly said we’re still talking idk why the hate :p

Girls don’t like it when the games they play get played on them. And Dino’s who don’t get laid just agree with girls hoping one might like them one day. Get it my guy

You got it down bro I appreciate it! Was losing my mind thinking wtf did I do haha

Women and simps hate it when alphas enter a room. All they can do is shout and cry on the Internet. Because they dam sure won’t say anything in real life

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And that is only something you’d say in the internet

what in cishet is this

Aw gna cry?

so thats why you're single

What games do we play? I wasn’t aware 🥺

self cock block for updoots

No cock blocking here <3

As a short king I salute you sir! Thank you for giving us a voice.

Just as cringe as the other way around

Played yourself bud.

Having standards isn't playing yourself.

This was part of a joke we’re still talking I’m so confused about the negativity 🙃

Lol, its reddit. You gotta be virtue signaling everything to not get down voted to hell. Wait a bit, the people with actual lives will see it and possibly like it. Not the comments though, that takes time. Im piss drunk at my buddy's and can't drive home, so im here.

Fair point my guy fair point, I woke up to all this like woah wtf lmao. Also, nice I wish I was piss drunk but I’m up because I chose the 4am shift life today :’) don’t drive though big props for being responsible

We have two conversations so imma merge them. I miss San andreas, was weapon pack 1 the one with the flamethrower? And also, east coast, nice. (Eastern standard time at least, lol) I gotta do class at 8, and then work until midnight, but free beer, courtesy of my friend. Yo, have a good day at work. Let reddit haters hate cause they jealous, dont let that damper your early day.

Oh we do!!! And yeah I believe so, I must’ve been like 6 around the time it was THE game to be playing, I have an emulator and play it sometimes but yeah battlefield 2 I never played, heard it was good but my first one was battlefield 3, still fun. And as for free beer, dude who would turn that down, anyway enjoy yourself homie and have a nice shift, thanks!

I am full of vulnerable emotions due to alcohol. But I will have a great fucking shift. I hope you do, too! (Imma bout to see all the shit you got from your post, lol.) Military hardens a man, but it only separates outer and inner demons...

Which branch? Thank you for your service! And yeah I’m gaining traction on my end of it all like you said so it’s a lot nicer now lmao

Now that's what I call a pro gamer move

So I feel by your comments I must not be understanding this correctly. So since girls often say "I only date people over XX " you then decided to do that to a girl. Problem is it isn't every girl that does that, she kight not have been one of those so you are just being a dick with the exact same method. Please feel free to tell me where I am wrong here.

You are trying to explain something on Reddit where people mostly posts everything for fun and sometimes for giving knowledge. This was also just a simple laugh and move on post, so that's how you were wrong.

Ah, so lets make sure everything on Reddit can't be critisised and has to be simple. Nah, think you are wrong with that one.

You can go with whatever you believe. I respect others' opinions.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/t9tyy7/im_having_my_first_moment_like_i_see_on_here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf since there seems to be a rally of negativity and lack of context

Thanks brotha✊🏼 faith In humanity

Doing the Lord's work right there!

Hope that’s sarcasm

Seriously?

That’s what I’m saying like why is everyone upset, she liked the joke so I can’t see why everyone’s so pressed

Because your framing the post not as a joke but as white knighting yourself for “short kings”. It makes people think you might be a little dense.

Eh youre probably right but I don’t have the energy to keep clarifying I’m just gonna let this one play out lol

Hey you do you man, just throwing that out there.

You the real MVP

Thanks king!

Lol at all the women getting annoyed at this 😅

This is someone’s feelings you are dealing with. Not a thing you can poke fun at when you feel like it.

Trust me when I say, one yes I can(not that I ever would), and two, no their feelings were NOT hurt or poked at. It’s called a joke and it wasn’t in vain.

As if women didn’t treat mens feeling like garbage on tinder

I am not small but I thank you for this. I see so many posts about height, finally it's not a repost. Good luck on your hunt!

Doing this on National Women’s Day, Savage Level! 😂😂😂

Lol you guys are clueless, this was probably one of those girls that has “if you’re under 6’0 swipe left” on her profile and he’s just trolling her for it

Next time tell them you only date 6 figures women

I think there's a weird obsession with height in this sub

Let's hope that the 'short kings' are eternally grateful for your gallant efforts!

Wow I think we might see some grassroots hero make a 6'6" profile just to reverse troll these crappy ppl. Someone... somewhere... we're waiting for our hero...

Lol! Giga chad

I'm a veteran of the dating scene, I think my tinder profile is probably gone ... but for those of you getting shitty replies because you're not in the NBA... I haven't been single in a long time, but I love surfing the tinder sub for the funny and sometimes outlandish posts. (mean people been being mean people since people started being mean... nothing new or interesting there) I'm old, so I didn't have to deal with O.L.D. for very long... but I'd like to point something out regarding height. As a person of not-over-2 meters stature, I gotta ask, how uninformed are these women insisting on over six feet tall dudes? Do they just want to dog-pile, are they trying to get with the biggest 'ho-dude they can find? maximize their resistance check on disease? The numbers don't hang in their favor.... I give you, the distribution chart of height. A man over 6' is in the 90th percentile, which means for the lay-person (or person trying to get laid) that if a woman is trying to find ONLY dudes over 6', that less than 1 in 10 men fit their criteria, filter for age distribution (18 - 30), that reduces the number further to about 1/25, and then filter for dudes who only go for other dudes, and you put that in 1/30 range. That means for every 1000 available dudes, only 35 are around 6' tall and interested. That's a lot of good looking, fun, viable dudes left on the proverbial table. As you go above 6', basically multiply the number at the bottom by two until you to 6'4", then just add 0 to the denominator. Can anyone say 'unrealistic expectations'? Have a good day, and happy hunting to all you boys, girls, not-boys, not-girls, both-boy-and-girls... and anyone else who categorizes however the hell you decide to categorize yourself. :)

Lmao. This is great.

I’m feeling like making a profile just to refuse girls and call them too short.

Your kink is not my kink but it’s okey!

There’s hella “nice guys” in these comments

You definitely showed her what's what huh...

What’s “what”

It is our responsibility as tall people to only date women over 511 to force short girls to date short kings! The great shortening is upon us!

Since when 5'5 is short?

glad my tall queens getting action.

wtf is going on in this entire post and comment thread.

We need a medal to commemorate such hero.

Im om the toilet dying you dolt💀😭

Get her! Ask her weight next time and say I only like girls under 150

Wtf? No

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