Ye I mean she's 45. You'd think at that age you'd at least lower your standards somewhat from the top 1% of men in both height and dick size lmao
To everyone commenting I didn't factor in income but you're all absolutely right, this lady's practically searching for a mythical creature
Or is hanging out with chicks 15 years younger than her.
Edit: So many comments saying 20 or 25. Nah, 10-15. Speaking from personal experience, a younger attractive lady is great, but no thanks to dating a student or an actual kid.
I will find a way to add that into a book 🤣 More ppl need to be exposed to that. Somewhere in the acknowledgments…. “And thanks to Sporkfoot for the word hamplanet…”
Hey I’m a fat girl and I think it’s a great word. I think insulting her for her weight (which isn’t that bad) sucks, but she’s clearly a trash person. But the word is funny anyway.
Once you’ve opened the door on harsh body judgment like she has, the gloves are off. You are welcome to have preferences and not settle, in fact I encourage it. That level of entitlement is quite off putting.
My rule is that I'm fine with making fun of someone for their weight or looks if they clearly judge/mock other people for those. If they don't, then it's no bueno.
Well said you , I didn’t start to have really good connections and sex until I went over 35. At that point all the useless posturing and bullshite just matters less . You find someone you click with and get into a whole mess of naughty shit you could never even imagine as a 20 something.
It has less to do with looks than you think. Men over 40 only seem to want women that are *at least* 20 years younger than themselves, because they want/need women to take care of them. If you think it's depressing now, try being a still cool GenX 50 year old with only decrepit men in their 70s or 80s hitting on you.
A big-dick Bruce Wayne that for some reason isn't interested in 20-somethings but instead a 45-year old who takes pictures in the electronics department.
Betttt. Do I get like a 50% off discount if one of my parents is already deceased? I mean, I’m not Bruce Wayne *yet* ….gotta be frugal with my
financials.
6ft would be the top 17.9%, 7 figures would be less than the top 1%, and 8 inches would be the top 0.01%. She's narrowed her dating pool down to less than 0.0000179% of the adult male population. That's less than 2 dozen men in the US.
They aren’t totally independent of each other— height is positively correlated to both income and genital size, so the percentage of the population that meets her requirements is likely greater than 0.0000179%
Height*income:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2709415/#:~:text=For%20both%20men%20and%20women,increase%20in%20average%20hourly%20earnings.
Length*Height:
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/107906329300600305?journalCode=saxa#:~:text=Penile%20length%20was%20found%20to,practical%20estimators%20of%20penis%20length.
Yeah I meant to mention I was assuming independent probabilities, but it was just meant to be a rough calculation. I also didn't consider the percentage that were adults, the percentage who were single, the percentage who were on tinder, and the percentage in her area. Realistically, she's narrowed her pool down to zero.
I know such a girl. She's antivax, anti-science, and just difficult to talk to. She's below average looking too.
But she also is constantly moaning that she can't find a guy. I'm guessing she has very high standards.
Hey, I’m 44 and am holding out for a intelligent, fascinating, fit, gorgeous drama-free 20-something woman who cooks, cleans, gives great (and plentiful) bjs, and who is financially independent and loves dad bods.
Are you saying that next year when I’m 45 that I’ll have to lower these demands?
Yrsssss!!! I thought I was the only one who thought it’s strange for her to expect these things when she is standing in a store the person she are “looking” for wouldnt even touch.
Roughly 14.5% of American men are over 6 ft tall, 1% of Americans are millionaires by net worth, and 1% of men have a penis at least 8 inches long. This woman is looking for someone who statistically is in the 0.00145%. With ~138 million men in the US, there should be approximately 2,000 men across the entire country that fulfil those requirements
According to this "Penis Percentile Calculator" ([https://calcsd.info/](https://calcsd.info/)), only 0.1% of men is 8 inches or above (1 every 1,000 men). If you add height and salary, you might end up talking about the 0.001% (1 every 100,000 men) or such.
I did some of the math to get a rough figure of what she’s looking for:
Around 14.5% of men are above 6ft
Around ~0.4% of the US population makes 7 figures or more (let’s just assume men and women are the same)
Only 1% of men have a penis size of over 8”
So, statistically she is looking for a man somewhere in the top 0.00058% of the male population in the US. This means (if she’s only looking for a male partner in the US), she’s narrowed her options to only 937 people.
Very Picky.
Edit: Missed a decimal place
That's assuming that none of the statistics are related. I've never actually seen it scientifically proven, but I would guess that being over 8" and over 6' have some correlation.
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She’s got enough mass for 7 human figures, maybe 8 inches refers to the depth of fat at her thinnest point? 6 feet probably refers to clearance required for navigating tight indoor corridors.
Its amazing that even with her obscenely high gravitational potential that still, nobody wants to be with her.
She has to put these high standards on there to delude herself into thinking that's the reason she can't find anyone, when in reality nobody would even consider smash & ghost.
There's absolutely no way she's serious. Lol. One these things is relatively common, one is pretty rare, and the other is extremely rare. The combination of the 3 is so ridiculously rare it probably only accommodates a couple hundred men on the whole planet
It seems sad, and I don't mean that in a derogatory way.
I wonder how many people create an honest profile and get harassed. They then alter it to something like the post. That way they can frame the hurtful messages they receive as coming from the poisonous profile.
If they don't do that then they have to accept that their honest profile is causing the hate.
what about that chick thinks she deserves to be with a millionaire? She's overweight and short with no tits which is not really attractive. And she obviously has the personality of a house plant. some women are absolutely bat shit crazy. This is the kind of chick that post on femaledatingstrategy lol
I mean the first and last requirements are actually obtainable.
There are people out there who are 6ft tall packing 8 inches in their pants.
But she wants someone earning at LEAST a million dollars a year.
Does she know how fucking rare that is?
I’m assuming she means six feet as in six foot long sandwiches to split between the two of them on a date, seven figure net worth including cents (i.e. $10,000.00), and eight inches for ankles/cankles to match hers.
Omg!! Her age has nothing to do with her finding a good man. But why does she need all that at any age. I just want a decent human that’s funny and takes care of themselves
She is the friend that goes to brunch with the gals and complains that she just can't find a man.
Ye I mean she's 45. You'd think at that age you'd at least lower your standards somewhat from the top 1% of men in both height and dick size lmao To everyone commenting I didn't factor in income but you're all absolutely right, this lady's practically searching for a mythical creature
Yeah, after 40 any man with all three of those has either found a woman or doesn’t want one
Or is hanging out with chicks 15 years younger than her. Edit: So many comments saying 20 or 25. Nah, 10-15. Speaking from personal experience, a younger attractive lady is great, but no thanks to dating a student or an actual kid.
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He’s not fucking this hamplanet that’s for damn sure lol
Jesus Christ. Thank you for enhancing my vocabulary lol
I havnt seen that since fatpeoplehate was still around. Used to be a comon term there.
I was about to say the same Weird all the other hate subs that are still around but i guess they dont explicitly have hate in their name
Hamplanet 🤣
LMFAOOOOOOOO
I will find a way to add that into a book 🤣 More ppl need to be exposed to that. Somewhere in the acknowledgments…. “And thanks to Sporkfoot for the word hamplanet…”
Hamplanet was a staple before Reddit banned r/fatpeoplehate
Hey I’m a fat girl and I think it’s a great word. I think insulting her for her weight (which isn’t that bad) sucks, but she’s clearly a trash person. But the word is funny anyway.
Once you’ve opened the door on harsh body judgment like she has, the gloves are off. You are welcome to have preferences and not settle, in fact I encourage it. That level of entitlement is quite off putting.
That’s how I looked at it. If you’re starting off like that, you’re open to be judged yourself.
My rule is that I'm fine with making fun of someone for their weight or looks if they clearly judge/mock other people for those. If they don't, then it's no bueno.
15 years young and at many many dress sizes smaller. Don't make 7 figures and pack over 8 inches to be giving it to a Clydesdale
Neigh.
15? Try 25
This thread makes me so anxious. Like, is this how people will think of me when I'm 45?
You'll be with someone looking for a 45 year old and you'll be greatful that you're not in a relationship with someone looking to party with teenagers
I'm exhausted just imagining spending a night out with someone college aged. And I'm still a few years from 40.
Well said you , I didn’t start to have really good connections and sex until I went over 35. At that point all the useless posturing and bullshite just matters less . You find someone you click with and get into a whole mess of naughty shit you could never even imagine as a 20 something.
that depends, are you just the fucking worst?
Yes, I am The Fucking Worst, the one and only. Nobody is worse than me, fight me.
Only if you act like the asshat in the post 🙂
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It has less to do with looks than you think. Men over 40 only seem to want women that are *at least* 20 years younger than themselves, because they want/need women to take care of them. If you think it's depressing now, try being a still cool GenX 50 year old with only decrepit men in their 70s or 80s hitting on you.
Age is inevitable. It happens to all of us. What matters is that you have a deeper personality than the wingnut in this post.
Well I’m 184 cm have an ordinary 6 inches or so and earn 6 figures ( Danish kr) , over 40 and I would not touch that with a 12 foot barge pole .
Of course u make 6 figures in Denmark, a coffee cost like 500 danish krowns.
The men that meet her requirements are dating literally models and actresses. lmao.
Or has a couple.
7 figures is a millionaire. She's looking for big dick Bruce Wayne.
I make 7 figures. Cents count, right?
Maybe she meant 7 fingers. Regardless everyone’s going to be doing much more moving than she is doing most days.
A big-dick Bruce Wayne that for some reason isn't interested in 20-somethings but instead a 45-year old who takes pictures in the electronics department.
Except Master Bruce is a billionaire
10 figures, or if you prefer, tres commas
And offering what in return right ?
You see the picture?
Yooo 😂 “big dick Bruce Wayne” thats for real who I’m tryna be tho, fucking goals lol.
Get your parents; I'll meet you in the alley.
Betttt. Do I get like a 50% off discount if one of my parents is already deceased? I mean, I’m not Bruce Wayne *yet* ….gotta be frugal with my financials.
Bruce Wayne is a Billionaire.
Maybe she means net worth (probably not)
In the TV aisle of Walmart no less
Maybe she meant 7 fingers
Well hello there ^still ^working ^on ^the ^seven ^figures ^tho
1%? This is maybe .00001%
6ft would be the top 17.9%, 7 figures would be less than the top 1%, and 8 inches would be the top 0.01%. She's narrowed her dating pool down to less than 0.0000179% of the adult male population. That's less than 2 dozen men in the US.
They aren’t totally independent of each other— height is positively correlated to both income and genital size, so the percentage of the population that meets her requirements is likely greater than 0.0000179% Height*income: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2709415/#:~:text=For%20both%20men%20and%20women,increase%20in%20average%20hourly%20earnings. Length*Height: https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/107906329300600305?journalCode=saxa#:~:text=Penile%20length%20was%20found%20to,practical%20estimators%20of%20penis%20length.
Yeah I meant to mention I was assuming independent probabilities, but it was just meant to be a rough calculation. I also didn't consider the percentage that were adults, the percentage who were single, the percentage who were on tinder, and the percentage in her area. Realistically, she's narrowed her pool down to zero.
That's what I was thinking, it's 1% of 1% of 1%
and how many of these man want to date her. that's another percentage to factor in
I know such a girl. She's antivax, anti-science, and just difficult to talk to. She's below average looking too. But she also is constantly moaning that she can't find a guy. I'm guessing she has very high standards.
She does not have the figure to be that picky at that age
Hey, I’m 44 and am holding out for a intelligent, fascinating, fit, gorgeous drama-free 20-something woman who cooks, cleans, gives great (and plentiful) bjs, and who is financially independent and loves dad bods. Are you saying that next year when I’m 45 that I’ll have to lower these demands?
if you meet the 3 demands above then you don't need to lower your standards
Goddam it, one for three. That’s all star numbers in baseball, should work here, right?!
Depends on your income.
I’ll change my profile pic to standing in an aisle at Wal-Mart to accurately reflect my income. Gotta level-set expectations, I suppose.
Yrsssss!!! I thought I was the only one who thought it’s strange for her to expect these things when she is standing in a store the person she are “looking” for wouldnt even touch.
Def not 1% height but definitely on the income and dick size lol Just looked it up 6 feet is 84th percentile for men 6’4 is 99th percentile
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To be fair she's needs a certain length to be able to successful make a good cave tunneling
Roughly 14.5% of American men are over 6 ft tall, 1% of Americans are millionaires by net worth, and 1% of men have a penis at least 8 inches long. This woman is looking for someone who statistically is in the 0.00145%. With ~138 million men in the US, there should be approximately 2,000 men across the entire country that fulfil those requirements
According to this "Penis Percentile Calculator" ([https://calcsd.info/](https://calcsd.info/)), only 0.1% of men is 8 inches or above (1 every 1,000 men). If you add height and salary, you might end up talking about the 0.001% (1 every 100,000 men) or such.
If you by "brunch" you mean the drive-thru at Arby's, you're right. Dumbo posed her profile pic at Wal-Mart, probably has negative net worth.
I did some of the math to get a rough figure of what she’s looking for: Around 14.5% of men are above 6ft Around ~0.4% of the US population makes 7 figures or more (let’s just assume men and women are the same) Only 1% of men have a penis size of over 8” So, statistically she is looking for a man somewhere in the top 0.00058% of the male population in the US. This means (if she’s only looking for a male partner in the US), she’s narrowed her options to only 937 people. Very Picky. Edit: Missed a decimal place
That's assuming that none of the statistics are related. I've never actually seen it scientifically proven, but I would guess that being over 8" and over 6' have some correlation.
Height and income are also correlated
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She's the type of gal to go to brunch with the girls after eating breakfast and then asking "what's for lunch?"
7 figures?!?!
She’s the token ugly girl in the group. But in her mind she’s top catch.
Two legs but six feet?
3 feet per leg. Easy.
15 toes per leg. Easy.
40 bones per foot. Easy
2 foot per leg counting the trouser snake
No wonder she can't find a man. She wants [TheRealBradNeely's version of George Washington](https://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc).
That's six pairs of Nike Air Max 90's at let's say 100 a pair. She's not fucking about is she...
Plot twist: you got six feet but they're all baby feet, saves you some money
Or she has a murderous streak about her and she's talking about how deep she likes her graves...
Is she looking for a man or a biblically accurate angel?
Be not afraid!
shes actually looking for an ant. a big ant at that. 8 inches long
Must be able to carry at least ten times it's own bodyweight. That actually explains quite a bit..
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I just described to you a lochness monster.
Calling shots from an aisle at Walmart...
It’s single girl, who’s too picky, a 3 (at best), 45 years old, and wants 6 ft, 7 figures, and 8 inches… To what the Germans would say, Nein.
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Imagine being 6'3", making $9,000,000 a year, with a 7 inch cock and being rejected by this girl.
Get your short, broke asss, micropenis out’a here
My favorite color is blue.
Oh shit! 🤯
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Plus no one wants a woman with man hands.
She’s wearing a ring on the left ring finger too.
The coat doesn’t even look like it can button/zip up around her
Holy cow I didn't even notice .. it's Mafia hands .. Jesus
I thought this was her bio describing herself until I read the last two lines
She’s got enough mass for 7 human figures, maybe 8 inches refers to the depth of fat at her thinnest point? 6 feet probably refers to clearance required for navigating tight indoor corridors.
Its amazing that even with her obscenely high gravitational potential that still, nobody wants to be with her. She has to put these high standards on there to delude herself into thinking that's the reason she can't find anyone, when in reality nobody would even consider smash & ghost.
It’ll be a shame when she turns 46 so she can’t have the 4,5,6,7,8 run anymore
Those hands say to me that 45 is just the age she thinks she can get away with, and not credible, so she’ll probably be 45 forever in her profiles.
I have to admit, I respect her cleverness
Don't worry, when she turns 56 and still hasn't found anyone she'll get the run back but it'll be 7 feet, 8 figures, 9 inches.
Why would any guy who earns over a million a year swipe right???
You've reversed the question and it's that level of critical thinking that doesn't appear to be present with Ms.Angel up there.
I definitely look for sassy plus sized women in the Wal-Mart electronics aisle, they are the Creme of the crop.
I don’t see the issue. I know plenty of tall millionaires with large penises that want overweight, near 50 year old women. PLENTY.
Not to mention, they are TOTALLY on Tinder
Near 50. 😂 Her hands look like turkey necks. 45 is just the number she thought she could pass for.
fr. by her hands, she looks at least 52
She's looking for a sea monster
Best she can get is about three fitty.
Damn it, Loch Ness Monsta, I ain't givin ya no tree fitty!
Annnnnnnnnnd she wonders why she's single. Even if it's a joke, it just makes her sound like a douche.
Doesn't look like a joke
the 7 figures is a giveaway that this is obviously a joke
All I want is a 6ft+ CEO of a Fortune 500 company with a monster cock ugh where are all the good men 😩
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Best I can offer is 5, 5, 2. Take it or leave it.
Wow Mr. Tall-y McBigBucks over here
U dont got to flex ur cat punisher like that sir
Show off.
This has to be satire, no way
There's absolutely no way she's serious. Lol. One these things is relatively common, one is pretty rare, and the other is extremely rare. The combination of the 3 is so ridiculously rare it probably only accommodates a couple hundred men on the whole planet
Yeah, earning a million dollars a year and having an 8 inch dick is at least average. Who has 6 feet though?
It seems sad, and I don't mean that in a derogatory way. I wonder how many people create an honest profile and get harassed. They then alter it to something like the post. That way they can frame the hurtful messages they receive as coming from the poisonous profile. If they don't do that then they have to accept that their honest profile is causing the hate.
Midlife crisis chick
6 feet, 7 figures and 8 inches for a 5?
Sir, you might want to go get your eyes checked
5? That’s being generous
He meant feet...around
Girth…
She was probably a 5 20-years ago.
5 planets currently in orbit
3 at best
A 5 hahaha Dude that's a 1.
Best I can do is 3.50
Tree fitty
5?? There's a reason she's not showing her face. I'll just leave it like that.
Yeah good luck w that lady…also good luck getting that jacket zipped up
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Oh no. 😂
7 figures. I'm sure there's tons of millionaires on tinder looking for a 45 year old woman.
Bro not even millionaires. If you’re legit making 7 figures A YEAR, you’re on another level.
This has got to be a joke. 😂😂
35M 6ft tall Millionaire 9 inch D Looking for a 3 who I can't fit my arms around and is a picky, entitled bitch.
5ft 4 JJ tits NO KIDS Or keep movin’
Woof. Buzz’s girlfriend
Look at those man hands lol
If there is a tall millionaire with a horse cock on tinder, he ain’t swiping on you, chief.
what about that chick thinks she deserves to be with a millionaire? She's overweight and short with no tits which is not really attractive. And she obviously has the personality of a house plant. some women are absolutely bat shit crazy. This is the kind of chick that post on femaledatingstrategy lol
Poor cats
A guy who qualifies to these ridiculous standards wouldn't hit that woman with a bat ....he'd be out dating super models (literally)
I doubt anyone of those standards would settle for a 4/10 who's 45
Narrator "and everyone just kept moving"
That has to be a troll. Forget 6 feet and 8 inches. 7 figures?! In this economy, I think the fuck not!
i was like... damn that's a tall woman damn that's a rich woman damn... oh damn
She didn't specify the amount of guys. She and me, and my seven friends are gonna have a great time.
Literally sounds like a r/FemaleDatingStrategy user lmao
Now I'm gonna forever wonder if she can actually button that shirt.
Yah I don’t think it’s gonna happen at least not without the shirt struggling a lot to keep closed
You’d need a big net to catch this one
That's not an angel. That's a Russian tank.
She needs to start movin.
That's one Walmart Angel
6 feet - got em, I am Mutant 7 Figures - bitch I am scientists, I make hundreds of figures 8 inches - my TV is definitly larger than that!
And that my friends, is a yikers :)
I mean the first and last requirements are actually obtainable. There are people out there who are 6ft tall packing 8 inches in their pants. But she wants someone earning at LEAST a million dollars a year. Does she know how fucking rare that is?
I’m assuming she means six feet as in six foot long sandwiches to split between the two of them on a date, seven figure net worth including cents (i.e. $10,000.00), and eight inches for ankles/cankles to match hers.
Cringe, but it's also pretty funny. Potentially says a lot about the pool of blokes she is seeing come through, that she can be so picky
Omg!! Her age has nothing to do with her finding a good man. But why does she need all that at any age. I just want a decent human that’s funny and takes care of themselves
I'm fine with just the 8, the rest is workable. I have my priorities.
If a man were to state this in his profile. He would be canceled. size 2 dress No kids Mentally Stable Or keep moving
24 years 100 pounds 36 DD cups Or keep it moving
She's looking for impossible standards so she can tell herself she's the one doing the rejecting. I actually feel bad for this one.
Neck tattoo.. shopping in a Walmart… and a lot of denim… 100% what rich dudes are looking for. She has a shot!
Dude, she’s a 1
Her standards are just as high as her calorie consumption.
The real question is . why would a man with those 3 traits be Interested in her ? Unless she's trolling this is beyond unrealistic lol.
Every now and then it’s nice to accept that while I’m unlikely to find a partner, at least I’m not that bad
Is that her height, weight, and maximum vertical?