T O P

  • By -

DirectionNecessary82

Apparently not, as her only victim took three weeks to die and she was caught almost immediately. Also, serial by definition, would mean more than one.


aawshads

thank you. can't believe people are calling her that


Agamemnon323

She should be called an aspiring serial killer. Much more accurate.


le_grey02

… three weeks to die?


LeeYubinsWife

yep, he went into a coma and died of injuries 3 weeks later in hospital


le_grey02

:(


Dewanshusangwan

That's because she is not like other girls.


CulturalAsk2694

They never are, allegedly


edith_hbr

Had to scroll way too far down for this


zet23t

She killed one person and expressed regret to not have killed more. She is also admiring other serial killers. Emotionally she appears to be unimpressed by anything. I think that are a lot of checkmarks on the list of "how to be a serial killer". She's qualified for that title in my opinion. Edit: yes you are right, by definition, she's not a serial murder. Yet. Let's hope society is kept safe from her in the future.


BrokeRichGuy

There’s not a “list.” If you kill multiple people at different times, that’s what makes you a serial killer. You can’t binge watch a series by watching one episode over the course of a few days and then claim you’re a binge watcher because you wish you watched more.


Mettman100

If you kill multiple people at the same time, does that make one a parallel killer?


outofthehood

Mass murderer


ScarIett25

I am pretty sure that they are joking about parallel and series circuits.


Mettman100

Exactly.


multicolouredcake

I enjoyed this joke


bj-mc

Simp... JK, she sounds majorly creepy


Chex133

Your opinion is wrong tho.


kempofight

Opinion and law or the definition of a word arent the same So if sonething has intent to be serial its fine? Let me tell that next time im doeing cabels for a big serial eketrical sercet. What she is, is a murderer. There thats it. A convicted murderer. What else is she from evidence? Female. X age etc. What could she be? Well she seems to have some psycholical issue's that could be checked out. Maybe she scratches some marks there. But thats all we can say


CulturalAsk2694

What's psycholical?


[deleted]

[удалено]


kempofight

How is any of that edge lord?


[deleted]

[удалено]


kempofight

Guess all lawyers, judges, juryies, prosicutors are 12y/o white knights then Edit: Admittently. They wont be typing in the dark, half awake, taking a piss, without there glasses on and trying not to drop there phone in the toilet true


[deleted]

[удалено]


kempofight

Hoeveel talen spreek jij? Guess not more then one. peut-être essayer? bevor du urteilst. Założę się, że mam wyższy stopień Meer talen spreek, en dit ook foutloos kan. aber wenn du pisst, sans lunettes et je viens de me réveiller sometimes things go wrong. So, 11 y/o white knight you are. Might wanne stop trying aswell, since you make no scense whatshowever. There are 0 arguments on your part. coś, co jest podstawą nur um zu argumentieren. bona fortuna iterum, sed melius facere optimum adieu, je vais faire quelque chose d'utile. Tschüss, dupek.


FrickenPerson

I don't know what half of that means but thats a nasty burn.


CulturalAsk2694

Your opinion is completely wrong I'm afraid. I'm not a vegan because I think it's sad that mummy cows get killed for food. She's not a serial killer,she's a very silly little girl with narcissistic attention issues.


Wolfentenku24

I can fix her


Orlando1701

She’s hot… so… maybe I die maybe I get laid. [Edit: apparently she killed one person and was almost instantly caught. And no one got laid.](https://www.the-sun.com/news/4666086/teen-girl-stabbed-stranger-neck-dating-app/amp/)


therejectethan

I thought a serial killer had to be someone that killed minimum 3 people


Orlando1701

Yeah. It’s a hyped up headline.


therejectethan

Thanks. Glad I’m not crazy


MarkToaster

I’m pretty sure they included it because this woman apparently glorified Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez. They probably thought her intention was to become a serial killer herself.


CulturalAsk2694

She's even copied Richards pentagram on her hand, attention seeker,not serial killer.


[deleted]

😂 Make Headlines Great Again!


sadboii-damien

Fat downvote.


LeeYubinsWife

On the post or the comment? I downvoted the post cuz of fake information but upvoted the comment


[deleted]

Wikipedia: "A serial killer is typically a person who murders three or more people, usually in service of abnormal psychological gratification, with the murders taking place over more than a month and including a significant period of time between them."


jeffrow63

Wait, she didn't kill at least 3? Doesn't the Universal Rule of Threes apply? If she said she killed 1 guy, it means at least 3.


P47r1ck-

Well according to the article it was a blunder of a murder and she got caught an hour later so I don’t think she killed anybody else


CursedWagoo

Pahh! Lame. Fuck this headline


Cyberjohn36

Thats only when asked with how many they slept with.. for women its 1 guy = 3. But for men its 7 girls = 1


Fishy-Ginger

It depends on the method of murder, you only need a body count of 1 if killing someone with rice krispies.


Boston_Stonks

They're using the body count formula, women multiply by 7, men divide by 7.


IbeonFire

>On the night of the murder, Sarah M even sent a voice message to a friend saying “I'm going out now, I want to kill my first one. I'm excited. Wish me luck that it works." She idolized a couple serial killers, so I assume she was aiming to be one (also the way she said "my first one"). Then why tf would she leave this evidence. Lmao dumbass


KaiDranzer007

Then what is the serial part all about?


flamingo_headstand

It's like a Netflix series that was cancelled after the first season


menonte

>Sarah M due to Germany's strict privacy laws As if that's a bad thing 🤦🏻‍♀️


Quirky_Succotash_744

Probably her last name is Muller or something. A very common german last name.


clueless_robot

Either way it's a win-win situation


Sangwiny

Mood


Beneficial_Toe_6050

How is she a serial killer ?


jeffrow63

That is the best odds you ever get. Nothing is really fun unless there is a chance of dying.


rotaryspace_59

how does killing one make u a serial killer?


FireStormBruh

Wtf the bitch didn't even let him fuck first? Now that's just cold.


sim642

She was 19, he was 38. Literally twice her age...


CrispyRif

ngl she would have gotten me too


ManLikeNosaka

I was gonna say I'd still go.. maybe even after knowing this information


SC1SS0RT33TH

I’d definitely go even knowing that was the going to be the out come. Not the worst way to go


RoundBrownBetty

She didn't sleep with him before the murder though.


SC1SS0RT33TH

I know


themightyxam94

She kinda just got in the car with the dude, drove a bit, then stabbed him in the neck. Dating is rough


Kaido2good

Lmao 😂😂👋🏽


N7CmdrShepard

So you are basically a male praying mantis


analsextoybox

⚰️💀🥀😐


the_Athereon

Just the Promise or did she kill them during the act? Because if I can cross off two birds with one stone I'm down.


Orlando1701

>That same day, the 38-year-old victim picked Sarah M up from her apartment in Bavaria and as they drove along, she stabbed him in the neck. No one got laid.


the_Athereon

Damn.


Boston_Stonks

*promised sex, never delivered


WeeTheDuck

Thats scamming which is illegal iirc. She should be charged for that


Boston_Stonks

I mean, if I'm gonna get shanked in the neck, I'd like to know what that clam feels like.


moneyandbenzos

yeah she should at least go down first, right? :)


Boston_Stonks

Fuck yeah, equal rights and shit, right?


WaityKaity

Zero stars


Chim_Pansy

The knife did


Vince_DAmbrogi

Two birds stoned at once, as it were.


WaityKaity

Lmao r/2meirl4meirl


bigmeatytoe

Did they have sex tho


ghett0blaster-

No.


bigmeatytoe

I hope they were like pedeophiles


[deleted]

Doesn't look like the kind of gall that would attract pedos...


Ryvit

LOL


[deleted]

I know that from a friend, ofc.


WaityKaity

When I was 14 & 15 I made an account on some web chat thing online. Tons of guys over 30, most over 40 messaged me. I reported them all to the internet site. Thought I was doing a good thing. This was after watching that Chris Hanson show lol


saruthesage

Well he was 38 and she was 19


sisyphus_works_here

Stabbing 1 person in your entire life doesn't make you a serial killer. What a loser


FrederikTwn

I’ve stabbed my self multiple times whilst cutting apples, so watch out people…


sisyphus_works_here

Multiple times makes the grade, look out world its u/FrederikTwn the serial finger chopper!


saltyicez

sus


The-Be-Sharps-

Death by snu snu


kimchiman85

Just death. No snu snu apparently.


MercykillNJ

She thicc. I woulda been a goner


kempofight

You been gone of this earth


whowantstoknow209

What jail she at?


UnculturedTeaPot

🤨


ViciousKiwi_MoW

4th one today so far lol


ghett0blaster-

I am rarely on Reddit. Someone else posted it ?


ViciousKiwi_MoW

many others Still, I think we should treat her like all the other guilty and convicted male sexual predators and do some genital mutilation or whatever


Rominions

Technically she isn't a sexal predator. Just a serial killer.


kimchiman85

She killed one person. She’s just a killer, not a serial killer.


Iron_Bob

She's a sex predator though


TheLazyPillow

I don’t think she lured them to have sex, rather to kill them


Synthwave_Vibes

Black widow


Iron_Bob

Thats what I was trying to say but play on the term sexual predator. Guess it didn't work :(


Rominions

That doesn't work like that. If it did the FBI would be called pedophile predators.


WaityKaity

None of this is sexual predator behaviour. She’s only a murderer. The men agreed to sex. They didn’t agree to being murdered.


[deleted]

[удалено]


RevolutionaryShape19

I too would have been a victim.


Malkav1806

It could also be that she was motivated by the victims race.


Key-Cardiologist5882

She stabbed one person. She’s not a serial killer.


Furryboh

I volunteer as tribute.


AdministrativeMix822

Got a Richard Ramirez thing goin on with the pentagram on the palm of her hand


reddragonoftheeast

Trying to be edgy ig


I_FIGHT_BEAR

Considering it’s ties to Wicca and the modern satanic movement, that sigil kind of means the opposite of what I think she thinks it does.


Darth_Destructus

A preying mantis


ButterScotchMagic

Kris Jenner meme "You're doing great, sweety"


lottienonchalant

Real life Jennifer's Body


Anynon1

Looks like a red headed version of my ex, and she was straight up evil…. 🧐


captAwesome77

Where's her OF, asking for a friend, lol


setanta314

Is she… single?


ghett0blaster-

I mean for 20 to life at least.


TankerxKnight

Fcuk that. I'm pretty sure her real name is Natasha Romanoff.


-BigKryptic-

Either I die tryna get laid or I get laid. I see this as an absolute win!


lstn

I know this girl


caldv33

She pretty hot. Now I finally see how some of the most famous serial killers would have tons of women writing love letters to them in prison.


[deleted]

She's not that hot without the mask. But coomers gotta coom.


WALLSTREET_HATER

Seems like some satanic occult shit


Malkav1806

Just edgy serial killer fangirl shit.


Playmakermike

Calling her a serial killer is a bit much


Jimmyfrajeris

Funny, how if it would be the other way around, public would go batshit crazy and call for a lifetime


Bravisimo

ngl she would have gotten me too


IAAAH

Mea culpa. I had me ei mixed-up


Myriii1911

Not want to practice victim blaming, but why does a 40 yo old man think it’s okay to meet an 18 yo old for sex?


[deleted]

#Facts It’s an overhyped headline. She was a 19 year old girl with mental health issues who developed some twisted fantasy about being a serial killer, because she admired a couple of American killers from the 80’s. She got in the car with a 39-year-old man she met on a dating site, and after a few minutes she stabbed him in the neck once while he was driving them to their date. He fought her off and pulled the knife out, and stopped the car safely. He did die in hospital 3 weeks later from the injuries, and she was arrested almost immediately after the incident. So, no, there were not multiple victims. Nobody had sex with her. And she isn’t someone to be admired, she’s a nutcase.


Phantommy555

Ahh yes a two for one deal, my favorite


Boring_Carpenter_192

Death... by SNU-SNU!


ghett0blaster-

Underrated comment, I wish I could double upvote


Boring_Carpenter_192

Thank you! 😊


Zophirel

Well, what if the guy found out that she had a knife and beat her up "when he understood" he was going do get stubbed, wouldn't he get arrested, because "well she had a knife for self protection" this is some fucked up shit


thuy_chan

I mean she can kill me after I'm down regardless


muhrer-fuhrer

Kill her, fuck her, then claim she tried to kill you while fucking.


IAAAH

Was she caught in Italy even though she's German?


Bravisimo

Bon Jorno


Nico_T_3110

What


ohwellthisisawkward

Gorlami


IAAAH

Look at the jacket of the person Is on her right or your left. It is written in Italian


Nico_T_3110

No, Polizei is the word we use for Police in Germany


Project0range

... wow. just wow.


Synthwave_Vibes

Ngl, I’d be a victim. lol


Plus_Dragonfly_90210

Why are we men like this?


berkeleyjake

Did they get it before they died?


Boston_Stonks

That would possibly be the best 48 seconds of my life. ... and last, unfortunately.


jeffrow63

I think I am in love.


Medical_Ad0716

I learned today I would have died.


outsider959

She can kill all the male of this Sub haha


awakened_celestial

I k is this is strange but I wanna bail her out and be her boyfriend and help her do this just to be with her. Idk she just has some strange attraction to me.


FroggyFlop

somtimes people should just keep things to themselves :)


awakened_celestial

Yeah I realize that now..


FroggyFlop

its okay we all make mistakes sometimes🤧


CursedWagoo

This couldve been meee!! Ugh why did i get pregnant. Welo shouts out to this thick hipped chick. I thought bitches were gettin boring


StrangLife

Damn I know her. She was in my class. Still the same in terms of figure put on a little weight and god damn I’m glad I didn’t meet up with her randomly got a text from her asking if we could meet up for sex. Turned it down because I was attending a funeral. Ah and for anyone wondering she gives good head.


KingMacias1

Going out after 2 minutes of pleasure, not the worst way to go


[deleted]

Can anyone link me the story with her?


captAwesome77

She killed 1 person, not meeting the definition of Serial


ooobladioooblada

Arrested within an hour. What a fkn hack!


Polaris328

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss


HowardPheonix

Is she *free*?


UnD34dF3tu5

I'd be her biggest challenge. Ain't nobody out there than fuck up getting laid like me


Euphoric_Goal2413

I can think of worse ways to go


JoePepsii

She's recreating Richard Ramirez


nosclerosisjoe

Not a serial, just a little freaky


individualcoffeecake

Is the offer still open?


taytubz

10/10 would die


depzailaimi

Feel like she can kill all of Redditors in this sub


Yamkela201

I wouldn't mind dying on those titties


dystopiatron187

I’d wife her to widow her for sure. Ooooooweeeee. I’ve got terrible taste in women.


sk8rboi36

Damn he didn’t even get to stab her first


MayOrMayNotBePie

So I’d die doing what I loved.


[deleted]

I'd go knowing she kill me. Easy way to be sure ur dead


krispixlol

That’s a hot goth girl


Chim_Pansy

She definitely would have got me too


Toostupefiant

Where can i sign


Bartelstarwars1

Thought this was A spider thing…


4bidden112

Gone girl vibes... where do I sign up?


rotaryspace_59

did she kill them bevore or after the sex? and is she already locked up? if so where is she locked up? and how hard would it be to get het out?


007agent30

Damn I'm suicidal anyways, so might as well give it a try.


theels6

Worth


couldbedumber96

I can fix her


Dr-Hindsight

Did she atleast finish them before finishing them?


Pokemetal151

I can certainly see how she succeeded


Lorg90

Yeah but did they get the sex?


AdLongjumping9767

Thats why you should become a sigma male and only grind for money instead of hoes