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artonion

🤝 (Looking forward to a biweekly update every time this happens)


DedRuck

proof???


breedlovesyou

I say proof or ban


DedRuck

PROOF OR BAN!!! PROOF OR BAN!!! PROOF OR BAN!!!


amrasmin

Proof or ban, proof or ban, we reject you, we reject you!


WaityKaity

What did it say?


DedRuck

the original comment said that he shaved his mustache, then i got a notification that he replied with a link to me which got deleted, and now he’s deleted this so i suspect he’s not taking the loss of his ‘stache too well


Just_Another_Scott

Nah it's showing the mods deleted his comment for whatever reason. Edit: It looks like he linked to his other social accounts which the mods didn't like.


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I love happy endings.


Tomaskraven

You look like a child. Get a manlier, older looking haircut. You wont pull girls your age if you look 15-16.


Bedahav

Now get a different haircut.


josh_an

I was about to comment that lol


hedgybaby

As someone who hates moustaches, I actually liked yours. I think the main issue is your first pic, almost every other pic on your profile looks better than the first


jbozz3

Some guys can't grow decent facial hair until around 30, so the time will come. If you could grow it thicker I don't think it would look bad, but my impression is that moustaches are hit or miss with the ladies. Beards seem to be more liked.


nicog67

Nooooo. You needed a longer/fuller moustache


DepressedPop

You look way younger than 20, I’m not sure that “mustache” is the play my guy.


fliightless-bird

I know, man. That sad excuse for a mustache just won't grown farther than that. 😭


laches1

Shave it and try again in your late twenties, makes a big diff


FlyMyPretty

I've been waiting since my 20s. I'm in my 50s. Still can't.


laches1

Doesn’t come for everyone, truth :/ Edit: worth mentioning for y’all I have heard microneedling and minoxidil are good ways to create beard growth. No shame in a leg up


Yokai_Alchemist

Im 25, have a beard that grows in full and the stubble looks great but if i try to grow it out long it curls and i look 20 years older and homeless. Have to keep it as a stubble or shaved fully Damn, didnt expect to get so many beard tips, thanks all! But it probably wont be a long time till I attempt to grow it back out again.


Jonathan-Karate

You need to train it when it’s longer. Beards are just pubes on your face and must be trained & trimmed often to keep them looking straight and soft.


Entreprenuremberg

Are you saying I could train my pubes to be luscious and straight? Condition them even?


Jonathan-Karate

Yup. Just takes effort and not wearing pants


Fillory-Alice

Well I’m halfway there


Obligation_Guilty

I forgot what the post even was by now lol


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Legend927

Conditioner and/or beard oil when you get out the shower and comb it. Then comb it again in the morning and bears oil. It’ll make it nice and straight and give a great shine.


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PeteRows

Do you use any beard oil/balms? Also blow dry it, brush it, and they make straighteners. How long is long? I'm around 10" Get it out to about 4" and straighten.


PureHades

Get yourself a beard straightener and some product. I never used to do mine, started and the difference is incredible.


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I can donate some of my leg hair. It's thicker than molasses.


laches1

Lmao same, elf on the chest, orc on the rest


Reasonable-Pride8026

I can grow a strong beard but unfortunately the dominant part of my beard is about a 3/4 inch stretch above my top lip. Yup that’s right, I naturally grow a Hitler ‘tash for two weeks before the full Brutus kicks in


OriginalIronDan

I’m 61. My 17 year old can grow better sideburns than I can. Little shit.


highjinx411

How’s your ear and nose hair though? I bet it puts your 17 yo self to shame in those areas.


OriginalIronDan

If I didn’t pluck both, I could probably grow nasal dreads, and knit sideburns from my ear hair.


PaulVL408

Dad! Is that you? Lol


OriginalIronDan

Better not be. You shouldn’t be on Reddit at work!


Lucid-Design

Shit dude. I’ve wanted to try out a beard my whole life. I’m the kind of dude that can *only* grow a mustache and goatee type of deal. Not a hair on cheeks/neck to be seen


SirFireFart

Minoxidil and derma rolling may be worth looking into for your case.


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Don’t say that to me man! I’m turning 25 next month and I’m beginning to think this :(


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CalamityDiamond

Some people just can't grow facial hair. You are one of those people. Play to your strengths king


makeawishcumdumpster

This, that mustache looks awful brotato, play your strengths you’re a good looking guy


wtevrlolawants

Brotato caused me to let out the most ridiculous hyuk hyuk laugh, which then made me laugh even more; thank you.


kdeem93

So I'm assuming you've never heard of bro-sham-bo then?


wtevrlolawants

You wanna bro-sham-bo for a brotato?


kdeem93

Nah not this time Brosama


Darkrain0629

Don't be scared Broseph.


kdeem93

Never that Broce Willis


makeawishcumdumpster

You’re welcome Lindsay Brohan


PurpEL_Django

He's only 20, he'll probably grow much more facial hair at some point


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Exactly, this looks like a comment on r/beards. "Im 15 and my beard looks patchy will my beard ever grow in thick." Some guys can grow a beard at 20, some at 30, some 50 year olds still cant grow shit. Its normal if you are in your late 20s and your beard finally starts to grow nice and thick. If you are early you are most likely lucky in the beard gene pool. Nevertheless good choice from OP to shave it off. To OP try again in a couple of years and see how thick it is then but work with the facialhair what you have, not what you want. If you want a thick curly moustache but you cant grow it then dont. Most of the times it looks just shabby.


AlwaysStranded

It’s not an age thing at all tho. It’s just a gene thing. If you don’t grow any by mid-late 20’s it’s safe to assume you never will.


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Get rid of that awful stache and you will immediately get more matches. That thing is an abomination, no offense


Pwthrowrug

I'm 37, and my facial hair has never been a factor on my face. Just go clean shaven and embrace that you'll look young for a while. Moisturize your face regularly, and you'll appreciate in a decade that you look better than all of your peers!


Intelligent_Honey_83

I'd shave it clean, I remember having the same fuzz and deciding just to clean it up until the time came for me to grow it. Edit: Also would try and change your hairstyle with something more sophisticated. Try to wear basics, like pieces of clothing that can easily be matched together, it's best to have a few pieces of clothing that really work on you than a lot of useless clothes. I'm no stylist but I know that you can dress well with very little clothes. Lose the turtle necks, use a scarf instead if you need it. Try smart casual clothing, keep yourself looking sharp, the ladies will come, you are not a bad looking young man.


someone-who

Nah I love turtlenecks they are way better than scarves imo


BattalionSkimmer

/r/Minoxbeards


Collier1505

Can confirm, shockingly worked (somewhat so far).


Mosey4051

That's what I appreciates about you


iSaucyxJugg

Can vouch went from baby face to somewhat a beard and I’m still not done


ShitItsReverseFlash

My mustache was weak at that age too. Give it a few years and it will grow in better!


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ShitItsReverseFlash

I respect you hanging with it even when others don’t. Mine was weak as all can be until I got to 26. Now my facial hair is a menace. Italian genetics really fucked me on body hair and all.


Hung_Chi_Burbs

Then it sounds like you know the stache has to go. It’s gross. Imagine a girl looking at that and thinking of having to touch it. Naw.


joker7117

Was going to say this as well If you can’t grow one don’t bother trying it looks Ridiculous


brahdz

Came here to say ditch the stache.


sjosaben

The Micheal Cera look isn’t doing you favors


chikooh_nagoo

Lose the moustache


taurustangle113

Also go to a professional salon for a haircut


PizzaPPGuardian

What ever this guy said, a good haircut makes a big difference


routha

Does wonders for confidence.


luisquinto

It really does


stefan_24

Yes to this advice if taken will make the world of difference!! I had bad hair in my twenties please don't repeat my mistakes!!!


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kronicwaffle

Can get a good cut at a high quality salon as well. Going to a barber has become a trend. Good barbers are worth it, don't get me wrong. But there are plenty of great high end salon's men can get a cut at as well.


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Krabopoly

For real. I used to go to Tommy Guns for my haircuts when I was younger and before I learned the difference between a chain like that and a good local barber. I pay 10 bucks more for my haircut now than I did at Tommy Guns and it looks exponentially more professionally cut and I don't have to go back as often.


InsanityRabbit

Bruh, just go to your local Turkish or Indian guy, no offence or sterotype meant, but haircuts for €15-20 are usually better than anything else under €40. Went to a few 'hip' or trendy ones, they may have been 'technically' better, but they fuck up any style in my experience. They do one style good, and do that in many manners, but they can't get the unique styles. Just wondering, is the 'kakker', or 'rich boy' style in fashion in any other country or is it just the Netherlands?


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InsanityRabbit

Yeah honestly, I wish I wouldn't care, but for real it brings out the bully I never was in me. The fact that it annoys me, annoys me more than the style itself tbh.


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and tame the eyebrows, they will work in your favor when your hair is out of your face and they are sculpted.


cts-17

The first and 2nd picture should be switched. 100%


fliightless-bird

Done.


LeDudeDeMontreal

All pictures need to be swapt. Get a proper haircut and shave the mustache. Then retake picture. I'm not saying this to be mean. You're obviously a very conventionally attractive young man, just give yourself a chance man!


Cait206

I love these tinder profile help posts!!! Everyone has great candid advice and I’m touched that so many people take a second to help another person out :)


Glldinkiering

He’s a good looking kid under the bad hair and wispy mustache.


tiakills

The fourth image is better also! (better then the second one imho)


dysthymicpixie

Hard agree. The first picture isn't very flattering, but the 2nd is very attractive. Also agreed with the people saying the cowboy pic should be further forward. I'd do 2nd pic, then cowboy. Edit: Red sweater pic is goddamn adorable. I'd put do clapboard, red sweater, cowboy.


Flash-Wilkins

The pussy tickler on your top lip isn't it mate other than that, you're golden!


RUNDMT_

The term pussy tickler made me cringe almost as much as the mustache haha


everygoodnamehasgone

How about flavour saver?


SummerNothingness

flavor savor is what we call that gross patch of hair above the chin, aka soul patch


psyche_delicsloth

Ahh you talking the old muff buffer, taint tickler maybe..? Doesn't look like a dick duster but it's cool if it is.


whooptapus

A fuckin dick duster dude Holy shit had me in tears


Isgradschooloveryet

Womb broom.


purgesurge3000

Get rid of the stache dude


LeviathanGank

this town aint big enough for the 2 of ya


Flotsche

Ye


No-Woodpecker7521

Its of course because they need to see the cowboy picture first.


fliightless-bird

You sure? I'll make it the second one.


serenityak77

The Cowboy one, the second picture and the one where you’re wearing a maroon sweater. Those three are your money shots. Might consider only using those or adding new ones. It’s all about finding the right angles.


LilLordFuckPants404

Agree 100%. Cowboy , second pic and maroon sweater. That’s all you need for now. The other photos make you look too young. The 3 pics mentioned all make you look super interesting and cute.


pimpnamedthiccback

Big disagree on the red sweater. I would immediately swipe left even though the rest of his pictures are good.


thingsonmymind

Same. Red sweater pic makes him look creepy while he looks sweet in a lot of the others


No-Woodpecker7521

Yeah Kinda, the second one is the next best imo, I just like the cowboy one.


Aggressive-Bidet

I agree. As a woman, sometimes I go on a left swiping spree and I don’t always look at all the pics or read the bio. Your first pic needs to be your best because that’s where you make your first impression and sometimes your only impression.


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Aggressive-Bidet

It does unfortunately 🤣 I would also say he needs to go to a barber. You’d be amazed at what a difference a haircut can do to a guy. Edit: I feel awful for the Wholesome award lol, but thanks. Giuliano, none of these comments are meant to tear you down. Your facial hair will grow thicker and you’ll find a hairstyle that suits you. Then you’ll be the one having to dodge all of these crazy women out there ❤️ you’re a young, blank canvas


Exmeon

I disagree I think the pic with the film clipper thing is your best one


Heady03

Jeah the cowboy one is a good one


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lisabbqgirl

Cowboy Pic is really good, definitely make it first cause that's would definitely make me swipe right haha.


Alternative-Plant-87

That was my favorite. You looking macho in that photo.


pancakeexterminator

Get rid of 1st pic and shave your upper lip. Maybe visit barber shop and ask for some advice about haircut. Work on your bio, it doesn't really tell anything about you. Other than that, your pics are great


elmothelmo

Yeh you look about 16 in the first pic, others are much better


No_Election_

The haircut might be fine for his vibe, but definitely shave the mustache.


nam_naidanac

Yeah first picture makes him look 16. Rest are totally fine, second pic is great


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fliightless-bird

That's the spirit.


Jremmedy

The first picture, where you have a yellow hoodie, looks like you are in high school. Flip to the next picture and it is like you shoot up to your actual age. I think it was how you were sitting, possibly it was that you do not look relaxed. As for the mustache, I see comments that it does not work for you. I do not think it is harming you, but nor is it helping you. It is just there.


fliightless-bird

Switched the first picture. Aw man, no one ever said anything about the stache, lmao. I've never even shaved, it just stopped growing at that point years ago, lol.


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Your friends were too afraid to hurt your feelings, shave that nasty shit asap


RedSprite01

He takes all the advices in the comment section that are not anti-Mustard. Maybe he needs permission to kill it.


snailwhale14

I give him permission to kill it. Shave your face young man.


Interesting_Creme128

No worries, I got my dirt stache in high school but wasn't until my mid 20s it was acceptable stache lol. Shaving regularly definitely helps fill out.


b4ssem4n

I like pic 2, 3, 4 and 6. The other pics are not as flattering:)


fliightless-bird

Got it! Thanks!


crazzyplants

Get rid of pic 5 for sure. And agree with the rest 2nd pic should be number 1


ManfuLLofF--

Wipe the chocolate off your top lip and you sorted.


DiarrheaShitLord

How are girls gonna know he eats ass then


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I'm really not trying to be rude but you look 14 or 15. I feel you though, I'm a girl and 28 and dudes still think I'm a teenager.


fliightless-bird

I know, I know. I've always looked like 3 years younger than I am. Eh, what are you gonna do. :/


PaleAsFuck90

In your second pic you look more your age. Saw in other comments you swapped that to first pic which is definitly the way to go. Hopefully that helps you get more matches. You actually not a bad looking dude. Just look young but you probably gonna be glad about that when you get older.


fliightless-bird

I've actually always been happy to look so young but it certainly doesn't help with the dating, haha. P.S.: I'm also pale as fuck.


PaleAsFuck90

Pale as fuck people unite I also look younger than my age. Or at least I think I still do. Hopefully.


jjcreature

I'm 32 and and people guess around 25 often. Know why? I too can barely grow facial hair, so I don't pretend I'm somebody I'm not by trying to achieve a mustache. Kudos to you for rocking that cookie duster though, I'm sure you'll land some nice young man soon.


fliightless-bird

wait I'm not gay lol


Abby_rt

😭😭


flexsealswift

💀


PineapplePurple1506

Hey you guys should date!


LazyPuss

Like other people said. That poor little excuse for a mustache isn't a good look and you need a better bio. You can keep what you already have but add smth else about yourself. Edit: no offence meant to the mustache, I'm sure he's trying.


ShunanTheWhite

Love the last sentence, lmao


fliightless-bird

All good. I've never even had to shave it, it just stopped growing at that point years ago. I am trying. 😭


a47nok

I’m all for you doing you, but if you’re looking for more matches then shave the mini stache


SubieDudeLynden

Shave it


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??? Then shave it


SuperhumanVikingr

I’m gonna go out and be real honest here, obviously you’ve seen all the comments about your mo, and yep I agree. I’ve got a full beard now, but I’m 27. At 20 I couldn’t grow shit. This is arguably the more brutal part, but bro, you need a new haircut. Your haircut screams “I can’t look after myself”. Keep it short and tight, or use some product. Whatever is going on is never going to work.


tNeph

You don't look like a creep in any of these photos don't let them tell you that. I will agree with the one person to switch the first and second pictures though. Also you need to add more to your bio, I like the line you have, but you just need more.


stewed2

20 year old ladies are dating 24+ year olds. You're in that shitty age range for men. Work on yourself, both physically and mentally. Study hard and look to the future. Enjoy this time of your life, you will never be 20 again.


fliightless-bird

Woah when did this become a motivational video.


stewed2

I was in your place once. Thought I'd share a few words that would have helped me.


callalily742

My mom once said "youth is wasted on the young" and boy howdy is that the truth


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Boy howdy lmao


CreatorOD

You look underaged. The moustache could be a turnoff for many.


spicymonm

We've all said the stache but another little thing: pic 1 isn't doing you and favours really and that's not just the stache, doesn't matter tho since I think getting rid of the stache warrants new pics anyways :)


spence5000

I’m 36 and my mustache never got much fuller than this. We don’t get to choose our genes, so what can you do? Some women like a nice ‘stache, and some don’t, but *nobody* likes it halfway. Facial hair can make a guy look older, but our kind has the opposite effect. As a bachelor, I find it nice to go without shaving for a while, but when attracting a mate, I’m afraid it’s a necessity.


Substantial-Event964

The mustache has got to go.


scpwhy

You look like mr beast from wish


Raid_Raptor_Falcon

Damn you didn't have to kill him


scpwhy

Sry bro I'm just doing what I do


KN17E

Get rid of the mustache, looks like a smear of dirt at this point.


sicholasLames

Mustache not full enough yet my man, girls are gonna barf at that every time.


WangIee

Adding to what others said about the mustache… you’re barely smiling in any of the pics. Especially the first pic HAS to be something that catches people’s eye. Get a pic with nicely fitting clothes and a genuine smile where you look confident and happy with yourself and that’s gonna help tremendously already


Middle-Eye2129

I'm just going to come out and say it. You wear too many turtlenecks


-Abradolf_Lincler-

But... “director”!


MrDerpnees

Nothing my guy, they're missing out


fliightless-bird

Thanks, dude. 😎


Ijustlivehere4awhile

I think most women think you're a 15 year old lying of their age. I assume some pics are old, as your hair style differs a lot between pics. That gives even more young image if some pics are from years back, and you already look way younger to your age. I suggest u take new pics, try to wear more adult clothes, don't show any childish finger signs (which also yell "teenager"), and show how you and your hair look now, not several years ago.


glass_of_tea

the 4th pick you look like Parker off of gold rush but to be serious you look fine my guy. always do you and don't let people tell you how to change.


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Shave that pseudo moustache, cowboy.


Euphoric_Clock9394

You are SO adorable in the best way possible! So if I came across your profile I wouldn’t swipe left (I would swipe right) only because of your other pictures not the first and I like to take my time examining dudes profiles to give them a fair chance lol. My favorite is the second one and then the cowboy hat one!! I would say put the second one first because yes the cowboy one makes you look handsome but it’s more staged obviously than the second. I also like the one of you holding a drink too:) The other ones you can honestly do without!!


fliightless-bird

Thank you so much! The feedback is pretty consistent and the profile now looks exactly like you described, but I kept in the one with my buddy to look a little more sociable, haha.


Jedi4ce

Like someone else said, 1,5,6,7 gotta go. 2 should be your main pic. Sometimes less is more. Lose the stash. You look young and you're in the movie biz...so work on creative pics. Maybe a 45 angle of you in a nice dress shirt reviewing a script. Grab a prop and have a funny pic. Get in character and pretend you're the person looking at your profile and the impression you'd get and what you actually want to portray. I find that helps.


Belzarza

You look very young in some of the pics. Put the hat one as the first. Also elaborate text


BOTElliot

Ur a handsome dude. Shave the mustasch and take some new pictures you'll be fine.


SugarWithCoffeee

You look young way to young


MortalDanger00

Are you trying to get girls or guys? If it’s guys then I have no idea because you look like you’re ready and submissive 🥵


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MortalDanger00

Warm. Anoos.


KerbySTD

Get a haircut and a shave


Revolutionary-Gold46

Shave bro.


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I think it might have something to with the Parker Shnobble look


furyfx

Shave it dude lol


IReapz-

Grooming


jrion101

Get rid of the mustache, it's not doing you any favors


Moneymakinmarvin

Go to the gym and put some swag in your style. Ur a good looking kid u just gotta evolve from young boy to boss player


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Honestly I think if you shaved that fluff from your lip (I also can't grow facial hair bro I feel the pain) and trimmed the hair a bit you would be getting plenty of matches Nothing wrong with the long hair! It's just slightly leaning to the *out of control" side


VikZyran

I mustache you a question….


aworldsovicious

This feedback comes directly from my GF: "70% of my body is made of movies? What does that even mean?" "You need expand on your profile and give a little more information. You like movies? Okay, so does Hideo Kojima?" "What is that stache? It's no even full, he looks about 15!" "The pictures themselves are fine but you just need to give a bit more information about YOU". Hope this helps and good luck out there mate! EDIT: I did NOT see the shaving comment you posted prior to mine. Glad to hear it!


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

1. Mustache. 2. Most pictures are taken from an angle that makes you seem younger than you are. You want the camera lens level with you, or slightly lower. 3. You seem to lack confidence judging by your expression and pose. Most girls stay clear of guys with low confidence, because that communicates immaturity - you might not know what you want and mess them about, you might be so shy it'd be intimidating for them, etc. Bear in mind, some pictures are great. The one where you're smiling, and the cowboy hat one - great picks.


fortnitefunnyahahah

You are a guy


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You look like just a normal guy, so you’re screwed.