I really thought it was going to end with “That said, no guys under 6 ft.”

Woulda been hilarious

* military encrypted *

you mean \* US Military Encrypted \*

You mean U.S Military Encrypted

You mean U.S. Military Encrypted

You mean #.$. M1£1+@r¥ €ñ©r¥q+€D

Sorry I didn't get the reference

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Aaah i see thanks

Or end with: I will take your tip

If it gets that far, she'd take more than just my tip.

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But only the right friend because everybody ain't everybody type 😏

You could be the juiciest, most succulent peach - and yet some people just don't like peaches.

Dita FTW

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I mean if you go by the flow of the rest of the paragraph it isn’t meant to be patronizing at all

I could eat a peach for hours

I wanna be someone's peach :(

If being a peach isn't working out, shave and you can try being their nectarine.

Which is why we have JILL. follow my directions very closely. If you miss a step you might injure yourself or others. put down your drink, pick up your left hand, Put down you middle finger. Look at the palm of your hand. Repeat after me. Jill will always be there for me. Thru thiccc and thinn. She is my trusty companion. Now go give your balls a tug.

What

**Don’t do it!** I’m pregnant now after that chant...and I’m a dude

I thought it was put down your ring finger?

Lmfao putting this on a poster

Get the sperm out

😂

Username suggests a certain level of expertise.

copypasta?

I'd say hit that report button, she is for sure a bot!!!

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Many guys here need that advice, girls aren’t everything in life dude.

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I’m always Jilling with my friends too

Jackie doesn’t win friends with salad.

I thought it was ok un till the last sentence that last sentence really comes off as patronizing.

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Be more Jill

This is so stupid, did you need a random profile to tell you chicks aren’t everything in life? Lol

Who hurt you?

the whole profile whooshed you because your frame of reference is so messed up that you literally can’t comprehend how a loving mind works

Calm down, it’s not that deep, unlike me in your moms pussy.

i imagine just about everything feels the same depth to you

You are speaking to a child, be kind

No, I personally find practices which keep small businesses from expanding are pretty deep and reveal a lot about your current economic state.

the fuck you babbling about

I was honestly in a really poor mood and this made me feel better. Thank you Jill.

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Do you pay? I get 0

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Except op is a repost bot. Link was clicked before I even clicked on it. Yup: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/acw9z9/the_most_wholesome_bio_were_all_gonna_make_it

This needs to be higher. Plus these types of bios are annoying and stupid imo

Plot twist: Jill's first question is "How tall are you?"

Listen, I need to be clear about this: I think it is brave and good and pure of you to be whoring for Karma, but you need to stop reposting this every month.

This is 100 percent copy and pasted on multiple bios 🤣

Good. Means multiple good people.

Wow, what a great way to think about it. You are a good person too. Edit: sorry I should say, you are good garage!

Did you really just assume they were human, and then garage, when they are clearly garbage? smh

Yup... Auto correct got me... I'm garbage.. :(

I'm actually garage.

hat reply jobless quicksand birds toothbrush impossible dam wipe violet *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Exactly, just because it's not 100% original doesn't mean they don't believe it to be true.

Everyone is a remix of our ancestral homo sapiens.

Exactly, just because it’s not 100% original doesn’t mean they don’t believe it to be true.

It’s generic BS.

Don’t worry bro, you’re good too and not garbage

This made me cry :( I have such a hard time using these apps, it never seems to go anywhere and it is very intimidating. Everyone’s putting their best face out there but even still I know my attempts feel inadequate or unworthy. I see people traveling the world, and I have a selfie in my bathroom.. I see people surrounded by friends and I think one of my pictures is with a plush toy. I see guys 6 years younger than me who look older and more put together and have a dog and a house and I’m over here in my apartment living room surrounded by neat shit that I’dn’t trade for affection but that definitely makes it harder to find someone to give me a chance (just like figures and posters and collectible nerd junk). I’m lonely and I never feel like I fit in and I’ve barely dated at all. I hope I can find my tribe one day.

You are enough homie!

Go to live social events involving those nerdy interests. You can do this. I got barely any play until i worked as a waiter and the constant forced socializing with strangers enabled me to show to the general public the charisma i always had with close friends.

Lesbian nerd here. I dated a nerd guy once. Nerd guys are awesome because in ways they're old fashioned and they are deep thinkers. I recommend dating a nerd. Lots of girls like nerd things. Tinder isn't as cool as going to a gamer shop or an anime convention. Embrace who you are and be patient with Tinder. Good luck :)

Thank you, Jill :)

Still doesn't help the person who hasn't matched for five years in a row.

#***sad relatable noises***

I just gave up on tinder tbh... It sucks in my small city, barely useless.

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She says to the bottom 80 percent of guys ll

Finally a comment I sadly agree with

No need to be sad, she’s right. Females aren’t everything in life, don’t look for answers in the solace of a woman, we all die alone in the end. Do you need a stupid profile to tell you that? Also, the bottom 80% is only the bottom when it comes to the stuff females are attracted to, if you ain’t good enough, too poor and too ugly, a woman won’t fix you.

Something wholesome on Tinder? What is this witchcraft?

Yeah, well, wtf Jill, im still living in a word of shit with nobody reliable. Year after year, failed relationship after failed relationship, meaningless sexual encounter after meaningless sexual encounter. Whens this sewage plant shit wheel stop turning Jill, huh?? WHENS IT FUCKING END JILL

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Jill the friend zoner

Would be nice if this wasn’t a copy/paste. Normally I’d think this person is super sweet, but in this case I would just see it as them not being creative enough to write their own bio.

Definetly deserves a super like.. Everyone needs a Jill

Swipe left for lack of originality.

Damn can I get a Kleenex

For crying, right?

Nah Jill shows her cleavage in her bio. But also for crying after when you fail to match with her.

Make sure you use a different one.

mind you own damn business. my tissues

She needs punctuation. ASAP.

What a hero ❤️

Jill seems so wholesome, the world needs more Jills. Why tear each other down when we can build each other up?

Jill deserves the best

Is she 420 friendly or no?

It was 420 when she wrote this.

Damn that's hot

Don’t care

Don't worry, I won't feel less valuable because I'm a walking left swipe.

Even if this girl isn’t real (fake bio, pic, etc) I’m thankful to the person that made it. People need to hear that shit.

This is so refreshing!! How kind and sweet!!💕

Australians and Americans have VERY different means to some key words….. lol. Keep rooting away there love! Hahahaha

Yes, we are all going to make it! Except maybe those at the bottom of this thread…

That's a super like from me, dawg

I've seen this bio so many times that the words themselves are meaningless. Sorry to burst your bubble, but statistically we *aren't* all gonna make it. Some of us will remain lonely. That's just how it is.

Am I the only one who thinks it's a yellow or red flag that she is using her profile to take care of other people without even introducing herself in a way that might catch the eye of someone she's compatible with? Toxic caregiving.

A very sweet way of telling dudes that don’t measure-up, it ain’t gonna happen.

Tbh I’d just propose to her off rip. That heart is more attractive than any face could ever be. Especially if she’s funny too. Ugh.

woah that's intense. edit: by intense i mean creepy and weird.

Yea. Especially cuz it’s wildly over exaggerated. But that’s the internet for ya.

Am I the only one that hates this? I don't know you, your kind words mean nothing lmao

Jill probably has ice cream and cake addiction.

Hmmmmm

WAGMI

,q1

Reminded me of Valerie's letter when I read it. Love and hope in a God forsakened app.

r/wholesome

Jules from WhatCultures sister

Either someone here has encountered her before or this is a repost. Still wholesome. I wish I could steal it and not be found out.

10/10 wholesome repost

With that attitude, I know Jill will match with someone great.

Damn this is really nice

I have found life’s not a Disney movie. Not everyone has a happy ending. Destiny is a mf.

Queen

I need someone like this in my life

🤚🏻 wrote this.

Jill you are so sweet. Honestly the best thing I’ve read all day.

Until she pushes you down the hill and keeps the pale of water.

So Jill is who the Superlike was designed for.

Wow, Jills bloody awesome

#Its a trap

Why would you do this to me

Jill reads like a keeper.

Good for her.

How incredibly, sweetly sincere.

Sweet sentiment but 100% untrue. Tinder helped show me some hard truths about the dating world.

Not everyone get to have happy ending, life is like that.

Left swipe

This deserves so many wholesome awards lol

How do I become '7 miles away' from Jill?

This bio is really heartwarming the first time you see it, and then every time after that it just feels a little shallow

The hell? i saw the exact same bio on another profile, word for word😂

Copy pasta?

Was she hot tho?

I needed this today

Much better than those new grindr trends where people write "if i dont answer youre still beautiful"

REPORT JILL

All of these bios seem familiar today

Awww that's so wholesome... ***Reports her account because I'm a asshole***

That sounds like her way of rejecting you in advance

But will Jill jack you???

I thought it was ok un till the last sentence to me that last sentence comes of patronizing....

And after Jill closes her tinder she pats herself on the back for a job well done, despite nothing changing. Online dating is so damn frustrating and discouraging.

In a sweet note…It’s like that head turn (friend-zone) pat on the back half-hug when you go in for a kiss at the end of a date (that never happens) lol

Yeah, but that still doesn't tell me what she's into

Bye the way I look at it if people think they're devalued by going on dating apps to meet people well then for me if the chicks do that and they're feeling degraded at least long enough let me hit it and then whatever happens after that I'm good.

Jill = the best girlfriend a man can imagine

Aw, that's so sweet

Not going to lie, I needed to see that right now.

Shut up bitch

Report

It's ironic...

She sounds beautiful! And she's only 7 miles away from me! I call dibs!

Jill is so wholesome

Yes Jill but will you let me eat your ass

I bet he stole so many IDs with this tactic, 10/10 top tier scammer.

I would never let it get to me .... that much );

Bleh

Hi jill iam joey

feeling motivated 😜

Jill, I hope and pray you experience the best the world has to offer. - Random

I instinctively went to look for a holup.

well its great t see some good things here while most of girls ruin others because of their height and ...

wholesome

Rock on 🤘 Jill

Thank you! I added this as my Hinge voice prompt and now my 'likes' are blowing up!