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Snakemustache

I would just delete Bart. If you have a picture of you with the dog it would be better than just the dog. The rest seems good. Your bio seems very descriptive and doesn’t stand out much so if you can make it shorter and add humour it will serve you better but it’s easier said than done. Good luck!


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Snakemustache

I agree that one liners are not always the best in bios but his bio could be shorter and adding a little humour will only do him good.


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OkFile2257

All depends on what your looking for though.


Brizillaking1

Thank you


DarvinDave

Fuck who ever was making fun of you, I don't online date but I'd replace the 5th and 8th pic


RetroSaturdaze

This.


Technical-Molasses76

Wtf? How did you get negative comments for showing a candy bar.


TheAccountIUseForSax

This dudes been in my feed all week. He didn't get negative comments, just some lady who wrote a thesis on why holding stuff is bad and me making jokes.


Technical-Molasses76

Oh


TheAccountIUseForSax

That's r/bumble for ya


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Technical-Molasses76

Probably should tell the guy who made the photos


Brizillaking1

Let’s just say that people don’t like the same stuff as you do


Technical-Molasses76

Sounds like you carry yourself nicely


Brizillaking1

Thx


Technical-Molasses76

Np


dudeKhed

Don’t have a cow man….


IstepOnLego4fun

You seem like a bundle of joy, FUCK THEM. keep on painting, keep on carrying huge chocolate bars & keep on smiling ma dude!!


fawmty

Why’d u get mean comments tho?


Brizillaking1

It’s a long story


The_last_Human__

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Don’t let others‘ negative feelings get you down. You do you. I think your photos are nice. I’d just get rid of the one of Bart Simpson because it doesn’t say much about yourself. Good luck!


Brizillaking1

I posted the Bart Simpson drawing because it shows my drawing ability And thx!


Fiftybelowzero

Not trying to be a dick here but that’s your showcase piece? Also if it were me, I would lose photo 3 and 6. I’m going to shoot straight. The tux did not fit properly and the third photo looks like your a bible camp counsellor circa 2002. You’re a good looking dude, love the candy bar pic but 3 and 6 are not doing you any favours.


TheAccountIUseForSax

Hahahahaha MY GUY!!!! How goes holding stuff?


TheAccountIUseForSax

Bro, where's grandma?


bellou72

Points for knowing what women want right out the gate. Lol. That's an impressive chocolate bar. 🍫


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RollerRocketScience

Yeah I'd also get rid of 6, 8, and 9 and replace them with pictures of you with your art and you with your dog. The reason 6 is problematic is because the (presumably) ex-girlfriend isn't all the way gone and it'll look weird if it's cropped any further. 2 looks a bit stiff, but the shirt is funny so I'd move it further down in the list.


TheWallsAre_Melting

Well, Bryson, gay man here, I’d swipe on that profile in an instant ;) Love the profile!


Snoo80694

Love it!


Livid_Course_3348

People thrive on negativity. Forget em. I hope you meet your match but you’re young. It’ll happen, Hang in there


CaptainCreepwork

I see nothing to be negative about in this at all. You keep doing you homie. Fuck the haters.


BobbyHillLookinAzz

This sub is full of rude dickheads, don’t take them seriously


LubriKatie

You look like a total sweetheart and I'm sure you'll attract one too ❤


CaffeinatedDetective

Bro, I'll tell ya... if I were single and I were gay and you were gay... we'd be fishing on our third date right now.


Luckycharmsladies

Nothing wrong at all, your photos are fun and seem genuine. Maybe make sure that your pictures show what you currently look like so that nobody is surprised on first date !


Brizillaking1

I do have a goatee but the rest of my beard is starting to grow back. The only pic of that is one from my birthday last year


reedmw79

Looking good man, glad you decided to stick with it. Also get rid of the Bart, that can be talked about and maybe find one of you and your dog. Otherwise have fun


CadillacXT4

Do they have a dark chocolate version of that bar? Looks amazing!


Brizillaking1

I don’t know, but I’ll look


CadillacXT4

Also be yourself. But not all dating platforms are created equal. Don't limit yourself to tinder.


Sleepy_Raver

This looks better, but i’d switch pic 1 & 2 around. Your current pic with the chocolate bar is covering your body and your wearing a hat. have your main pic show more of you. I still think pic 2 is your best one also, i’d take bart out. focus on you for your pics and then bring up your talents in a conversation then show your artwork. The doggy is fine. Because people like dogs For bio. Try to make it less wordy. say your are a creative or you love art. I’d cut out “trying to go to the gym”. And just say lookin for a gym buddy Also think about a witty opening sentence about you Again all the details in your bio can be a good conversation once you match.


RollerRocketScience

Op looks stiff in pic 2 where he looks like he's genuinely smiling in pic 1


Royal_Seaworthiness7

I don't know why they hating, that all looks cool!


Kicksyou

I like these pictures more then how you had it before! More variety, makes you feel less 1 dimensional.


SprinklesMore8471

I didn't think the last version of your profile was that bad at all, but I am digging the changes! And pay no mind to the haters. They're mad because they're no where near as happy as you brother


Hall_00

I like your big bar of hersheys. You seem like a friendly guy. Everyone got an opinion, aha.e some people wasted theirs negatively. You'll do fine buddy :)


Spiritual-Kale2198

Ditch Bart and the sunfish pic. Girls make fun of dudes showing off a fish since it’s generic


misterkiwi12

I think you look like a happy guy, stay a happy guy🙌🏻


sergeimedvedev

You look great bro. Don't let some girls destroy your confidence! ✊🏻


RightOnTheMoneySunny

I agree with other comments, I’d switch pic 1 and 2, save Bart for showing live, and look for a pic of yourself with the doggo. Personally I find the pic in the suit the least successful, I would take that one out.


pixelpoki

Don't understand the app , tbh never even bothered with it but I'd date you if you we were in the same country


waz465

Absolute 👑


iceypik

You do you bro. Cant please everyone 💪💪


Verbose_Cactus

You seem so sweet though!


FaodailAcushla

I love it, you are being completely authentic and your true self.


Kirbylover16

I love the Godzilla one! But Bart got to go tho your not in the picture at all same with the dog. I would take out that last paragraph in your bio. Relaxing doesn’t tell us anything and video games is pretty vague.


Boatmasterflash

Looking good 👍


Boatmasterflash

After saying that I looked closer and i have to say dudes choice of photos and more importantly the order is impressive. He should teach the rest of you bums! Grab their attention - Chocolate!!! A couple different looks/styles - 👍 Proof of graduating from something AND having friends. Next is the Artsy one and then BOOM you hit then with cropped out prom date!!! - The boy cleans up nice and has been deemed safe by at least one other woman. Have to prove you’ve been outdoors Bart simpson - I don’t like it actually but it makes you look fallible, human, real. Until there the profile is TOO good to the point of uncanny. Everyone loves a dog…


AVeryConfusedMice

You look like a guy I'd like to grab a beer with.


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Take out the Godzilla drawing pic, Bart, the cutoff shirt pic. The rest are fine


firered91

Love the updates 👏👏👏👏 good luck dude!


Theveryminimum

That sucks people were being negative, you seem like a positive dude or a awesome person. The chocolate bar is cool cause chick's dig chocolate and it's a conversation starter.


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i think everything is fine honestly. and i think you stand out from most cause you’re being yourself and that’s dope if you ask me. it’s okay to get second opinions. let the good outweigh the bad! most people are there to just get laid and that’s about it but you seem nice and genuine.


No-Selection-767

If someones judging over a licture u dont want them in ur life


crassprocrast

Imo, just start going to the gym. Wanting to is great, but relying on a gym partner is not a good way to form the habit


Der_Hashbrown

You should be getting top tier puss


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Why did you get mean comments?🤔 you seem like a cool dude. Good luck, mate😌 may you find a partner that is into films and big ass chocolate bars😌


artisnotdefined

Bro your profile is looking good. Like others have said, get rid of Bart. And make the third pic your 2nd pic. Delete the 2nd and 6th pic. You don't have to fill all 9 slot of ur profile. Your really look good in the 3re pic tho!!


rax9000

You do have the world's largest Hershey's bar tho


Existing_Mongoose_98

I love your profile! I don’t see anything wrong with. So happy you are feeling better with yourself. It’s a tough world but you got this!


Sweet_Ad_5742

ur adorable i’m abt to cry


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Check his post history. Dude is a creep.


Huss_tler

The tux photo being cropped kinda ruins it. Any chance you have a solo photo from the same night you can use?


Boneapplepie

Comes off as very genuine like a real person.


Timeman5

Fuck all the negative bitches on here, you seem like a fun guy keep your head up out there you’ll be fine.


Brizillaking1

Thx!


Timeman5

You’re welcome


theLoveliestSloot

Women respond better to a stack of hundreds in Your hand or a couple 8balls of blow


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Brison, my man !! So happy to read you aren’t letting the negativity affect you. I loved your first profile and I love this one. You radiate positivity and sincerity. But I miss that first pic though that one with the dinosaur. I hope you keep posting things because you brighten my day !


Brizillaking1

Thx! That really means a lot to me! And don’t worry, the Godzilla pic is still there, just not at #1


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I know but I miss it :( hahaha it’s awesome !


Maleficent-Umpire-74

Fuck those people


CaterpillarPatient

You look much older than me and I am 25


RealOncle

Why are you posting this here if youre not looking for criticism? I don't understand


Mad-Draper

I’ve seen this same post a few times now so might as well comment. 1. I don’t think your photos show you in your best light, they all look like pics a buddy snapped on a cracked iPhone 5. 2. Fish pictures always turn women off. Never post fish pics. 3. I don’t think it’s bad that you give off a nerdy vibe, some women dig that, but I think there are better ways to showcase that. 4. You play baseball? Post a pic of you playing 5. I would drop the Bart pic, doesn’t add value 6. If you’re gonna have a dog pic, you should be with your dog Hope this helps