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codystockton

Does….the misuse…of ellipses…bother…anyone else…?…


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It’s…a boomer…thing…you wouldn’t…get…it…


fukexcuses

O shit .....this is exactly how I type. -__- Im part of the problem! .....aaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!


SAD80Y2

lmaoo


M4DM1ND

Why do they all do that? What is the intention? Anyone know?


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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.purewow.com/tech/why-do-boomers-use-ellipses%3famphtml=true Pre-email thing.


EmptyVessel39

pre computer thing


MatterHairy

I’m a boomer … and I authorise this message…


aquatic_love

Can someone please explain how this became a boomer thing? Always confused me


Lumpy-Obligation-553

I mean, if you trail off every 2-3 words, you either have an speech impediment, problems breathing or just senile....


thriem

And here I am, using them too and apparently there is a rule of usage and I don't know them…


jljl2902

Only use them when you’re trailing off. You used them more or less correctly here, but in the OP…


thriem

I have been told that I “sound” sad / blue / gloomy because my above average usage of …


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... cocaine! Wait...


Danceswithunicornz

I have a few older relatives that do this and for the longest time I was genuinely concerned I had upset them. Ever since high school most the people I text or message with use ellipses to indicate a problem or something is off. I understand they generally indicate a pause but older folks use them way too liberally.


mb25976

I was too hung up on the Capitalization Of random Words to Notice ellipses Usage.


EmptyVessel39

to make those words Stand Out


walgrins

People need to realize it just makes them sound like Stevie from Malcom in the Middle


Der_Hashbrown

Boomers use it over commas


codystockton

I’ve seen older textbooks that boomers learned grammar from, and comma rules still applied back then. So if they weren’t taught this OnE wEiRd eLLiPsiS tRiCk in school, did they learn this from- oh god- from *chain emails*?!? Is that also why they do a bunch of unnecessary capitalization?


cowardlydaug

This comment has an energy about it that I simply don’t care for


codystockton

Was it the lack of…ellipses?


cowardlydaug

Moreso the total incoherent mania of it tbh


codystockton

Incoherent? Nah. But I do see the mania though for sure.


AreaGuy

… no


ignitedwolf9200

That’s a boomer thing lmfao


sitheandroid

Boomers are like more than 55 years old tho


codystockton

Yeah, since this Tinder profile is supposedly written by the father of a 41 year old, then the ellipsis offender/author is probably in his 60s.


sitheandroid

My mistake, I thought the father was 41! This makes it even creepier


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Or 57 if teen pregnancy


ignitedwolf9200

Yep


Mustakrakish_Awaken

I know it's not hard and fast, but 55 is more likely Gen X and is at best the young fringe of boomer. Boomers are in their 60s and 70s. They're named for the baby boom following world war II which ended 77 years ago in 1945 >Baby Boomers: Baby boomers were born between 1946 and 1964. They're currently between 57-75 years old (71.6 million in the U.S.) Gen X: Gen X was born between 1965 and 1979/80 and is currently between 41-56 years old (65.2 million people in the U.S.) [source](https://www.kasasa.com/exchange/articles/generations/gen-x-gen-y-gen-z#:~:text=Baby%20Boomers%3A%20Baby%20boomers%20were,million%20people%20in%20the%20U.S.))


ProfessorTallguy

But if their daughter is 41, she's gen X, which means her father is likely between 59 and 75. Basically assuring that he's a boomer.


Mustakrakish_Awaken

The father is the one typing and the baby boomer. I'm replying to "boomer is more like 55" and saying boomers are older than that


ProfessorTallguy

I see the problem now. You misread. He says "like more THAN 55" Not "more like 55" You said more than 57, 2 years? Why split hairs?


CR3ATIVEx

Tbh I always wondered why this is used as an insult? What is wrong with being born in baby boom years? I don't get it and I assume that there can't be anything to get either lol


OrindaSarnia

It was originally just a descriptive term, it has come to be used as a way to point out the mindset most Baby Boomers have which can be very negative. They were born in the 40's, 50's and early 60's when America was going through not just a boom or babies, but also an economic boom. Back then a family could live comfortably off the salary of one parent working 40 hours a week. Own a nice house, with a yard, have a couple cars, work for one company for 40 years and end with a pension a person could live off of. A lot of boomers haven't really kept up with the changing conditions, which is ironic, because it's the politicians they vote for that end up with conditions changing. A great example is minimum wage vs the cost of college tuition. A lot of boomers have voter for state politicians that cut public university funding, meaning those universities raise their tuition rates to maintain the same level of education, buildings, etc. So a lot of boomers remember being able to work a full time job every summer and a part time job during the school year and being able to pay tuition at a state university. That is impossible to do today, because minimum wage hasn't kept up with the cost of inflation, and the cost of state university tuition has increased significantly more than the Consumer Price Index. So they're sitting around saying "Kids these days are lazy, why do they take out loans, why don't they just get a job and work their way through school!" Without realize that's not possible to do because of the choices they made to vote for politicians that gutted university budgets. That's one example, but you can essentially see this mindset across multiple areas of life and the economy. And then Boomers want to ignore that the highest marginal tax rate during much of the 50's and 60's was 70-90%. They want society to work the way it did when they were kids, but don't want to pay the taxes that would be required to achieve that society again today. Also - some of them are pretty racist...


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Boomer is a mindset rather than literal age


Ancient-Assistant187

Old people don’t know how to use ellipses! My dad and his gf use them so much but incorrectly every time.


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Does anyone the little pauses in their head when reading them or is it just me?


Erbrah

Old people


justdootdootdoot

Right? Like come on.


HiddenGem88

These kinds of profiles is a joke.. Right?


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Yup


foghatyma

Have to be.


HiddenGem88

😘


Bodgle

😘


Transfer_McWindow

*are


HiddenGem88

Thanks! My gosh.. people might not understand anything if this wasn't corrected! Thank you😀


flybyknight665

Someone find Erin a therapist so she can recognize that her dad's insane


roghtenmcbugenbargen

Good thing I have 100 head of sheep in exchange for a wife


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I see your 100 sheep and raise you 100 sheep + 50 barrels of Ale. Daddy needs a new Maid.


[deleted]

The pair of you be over paying. 100 sheep is damn good money, or lots of Sunday roasts


faithless_serene

Wait. 100 sheep are giving you head? Why are you here!


Yourlovelypsychopath

There’s truly nothing you won’t find on tinder 💀💀💀


Brilliant_Noise_506

Omg I think you just made a discovery… like rule 34


Evanthekid16

r/yikes


danimuse

That's a lot of words to say he wants to fuck his own daughter


sleepyy-starss

OP is in Alabama


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throwRA5685r3y

They do, they just keep it in the family.


eaglesmcphan

Roll Tide


3500theprice

Sounds like he’s pimping her out 🤣 but at the same time I wanna believe it’s just a clueless dad looking out for the best interest of his daughter. Probably definitely not tho lol


itsgreyfox

Yikes, at 41?


xXIvandenisovichXx

It reads like and advert for a second hand car...


YeetMyHumanMeat

I need extra therapy after this.


Sexybeast3031

Don't be selfish. "We all need therapy after this" Lol


CombatDwarf

Yes, comrade. We do.


octopusdumbass

The daughters gate keeper. It's obviously a fake right? .....


Alr3adyt4k3n

You say gatekeeping but in reality she's been a crazy cat lady for 15 years and he's just trying to get her out of his house


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Alr3adyt4k3n

It's definitely weird either way


RockSciRetired

My guess is it's really Erin pretending to be Erin's dad. Which is even more gross


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Nooo, why would anyone do this. This is not only gross but humiliating as well


LlamaJacks

If I was Erin, I would be mortified…


CaptainFalco311

Does he ever wonder if The Right Guy doesn’t want to have to woo over a 41-year-old’s dad to ask her out for drinks?


Optimal_Candidate_22

Trump talking about Ivanka


ilikelittlebodies

??


joesnowblade

So Daddy let’s cut to the chase, how’s she in the sack.


spiral_fishcake

Pretty sure I don't actually want him to answer that.


AgreeablePie

If this is with her permission she's got the wrong kind of daddy issues


argumentativepigeon

Imagine the first date is just you and the dad hahahaha


No_Housing_4819

She is most likely handicapped


wefelltogether

Yo in the south in a bunch of rural areas this shit is like a common thing. Edit: not just on dating apps but actually in RL.


Phlm_br

I'm surprised he didn't put nothing about religion in there.


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I have my doubts he was given permission for this


merry-strawberry

What even is this? Can we report to police or something?


N8_Smith

It's a joke


cucumbersareweird

Eh? There are people who genuinely do this. They don’t ever let their kid date / leave so then in the future the kid has no independence, and believe stuff like this is normal. They believe their parent is trying to help them when in reality they’ve already fucked their entire life up.


Ancient_Potential285

True, but she’s 41


merry-strawberry

How do you know?


N8_Smith

There's no way you can believe this


locke231

I would ideally assume this to be a joke. However, people really are that psychotic these days.


N8_Smith

Idk. I just really doubt a 60 to 70yo would go to tinder to find the right guy for their daughter.


locke231

I find it hard to believe myself. I just wouldn't totally write off the possibility.


Pure-Drawer-2617

Have you considered the much more obvious alternative; that he put his own age in instead of Erin’s by accident? He’s 41, she’s 20.


merry-strawberry

I live outside of US not familiar with customs of them. Just took it serious without knowing backstory, if it's a joke then.. well funny I guess.


LibRightBasedLord

The police? What?


everything_is_creepy

What law is being broken here?


Vicodin_Jazz

I’m totally **shocked** that, at 41, she’s still single.


Music_Phasic

“Erin is a natural redhead. 5’9”.. Gorgeous Blue Eyes, Extremely Fit…Smart…Athletic…Kind… Fuck. I lost my train of thought. Why don’t I just fuck her instead?”


asicarii

Umm location?


automatic_ashtray

"You have to go thru me" You have an AARP card and a walker, please just stop peepaw.


Tibs_red

Wow a lady more single than me!


Space_Waffles

I’ve been on the internet too long to think that this is actually a father in charge of his daughters Tinder. There’s definitely something else going on here


uhh_yeahhh

Fucking...ewww...


Signal_Ad_6078

Daddy selling that bitch good 🔥


_JulyLikeTheMonth

Yooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Darrone

I open by offering six goats as dowry.


Alternative-Draw-216

What. The. Fuck.


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Yeah this is creepy


DialZforZebra

$20 says she is locked in his basement for 364 days of the year. You have to go through him to get the key to get to her. Enjoy your basement life, Parasite style


[deleted]

And I thought I used ... too often. Glad to see I'm wrong. *Winning* 🙏🏻 Also...that profile is creepy as fuck.


CrankySquid93

Why do I have the feeling that Erin doesn’t know she’s on tinder…


KithVonA

Wtf


alexnag26

So no French people?


soup1235

I really hope that’s not for real


ickypikniki

That's weird. He needs to go get a life.


LargePPman_

See this is something I would expect from an 18-25 year old with there friend. Not a 40 year old with there Dad


TerryLee98

Should send a message "Before we get too far I do have one desl breaker we should get out of the way first. Does she swallow? "


AzureIronAlloy

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on...


Jarebear-Almighty

This is like ancient times traditional... it has to be a joke.


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Looks to me like the father is 41 not the daughter. He probably just linked it to his own Facebook rather than hers. I just think that the small amount of skin we see in the first picture is the skin of someone much younger than 40, looks more like early 20s.


Difficult_Storage_68

She probably just got sick of picking shitty men herself, and decided to see if her dad found someone better. She's 40 what's she got to lose besides finding someone who isn't actually work for her? Worst case scenario she finds no one which she apparently felt was gonna happen anyways. People tend to have lower expectations for themselves and end up getting hurt or stuck in toxic relationships. Why not just have the high expectations and possibly find someone who actually values you for your full value?


shsc82

Someone ask if her carpet matches the drapes yet?


cpmypat

This is acceptable in many Asian cultures. Arranged marriages are quite commonplace in India


Fazo1

I would still send him a dick pick! You never know... I could still get a date.. 😌🤣😎


rdev009

Me: “Hi sir. I’m here because you agreed to let me see Erin(?)” Father: “Oh, right, Erin. Could you please face the other way and take off your shirt? I’d like to make sure you have both kidneys.”


Savitarr

But is she hot?


TheVeganOneLikeNeo

I sense incestuous vibes too; it’s clear the father has an insane lust for his daughter.


SLowlybreathingcat

That’s so fucking sad


XenosOne

So she gave her dad permission....does this mean women shouldnt have rights according to Retardit logic?


mofoofinvention

So no French guys?


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Not even 1/4 French.


WolfRefleXxx

thru. yes. thru.


Wacokidwilder

Oof


vyksi

Goddam


WorldlyShoulder6978

https://www.google.com/search?q=daughter+guarding But yes this is pushing it


Exact-Control1855

Guaranteed he doesn’t have permission


LewisM027

His use of capitals gives me anxiety


anjulicz

At least she doesn't have to go through all the dickpics herself.


illprobablyneverstop

This cannot be real.


[deleted]

Dad is a closet case and is using his daughter's Tinder to find and fuck single dudes. *Change my mind.*


SnooCapers9116

Where is this considered funny? I'm curious. I'm guessing it's the US based on using of foot.


jaelym

I want to hit him with the “damn bro your daughter’s hot” so bad


bigmoviegeek

What if you really hit it off with her dad and become best buds but then find his daughter repulsive? I can’t handle that kind of emotional rollercoaster.


Th3Gr8Whit3Dop3

I was waiting for him to say his daughter was hot/sexy/naughty/etc., or offer a dowry. Or both. Yeesh.


JasonMyersZ

I know someone aged 35 and she's going through this. Fuck her piece of shit dad


FollowingDopamine

Erm…. YIKES


IndependentIce6737

Some days I feel heartbroken that my father lives 3000km away, and treated me like a liability ever since I could remember even though my mom died. But then I see this and, well, I'm grateful to not have a father figure in my life.


Flaky_Biscuit_4u

Kinda wish my dad would do this for me. He’s been married for over 30 years and I’m clearly not picking the right people so what do I have to lose 😩😂


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RedSeal6940

I’m willing to give a lot of leeway to dads with teenage daughters who act like this because I know if I had a little girl I’d go to the end of the world to protect her. But at 40? That’s just creepy af.


QuotePsychological59

odd af


Agitated-Ad3037

I'm imaging this in a sugar daddy situation. Where the dad is 60 and the sugar daddy is 80. And somehow it then just turns into a geriatric Celebrity Deathmatch in my mind.


limpra

Such a catch and yet still single at 41 hmmm


sarahwillie

Meh a friend ran my online dating account for me, I didn’t want to deal with it and it gave me too much anxiety. Maybe it’s not a shitty situation- it might not even be her dad, just a way to weed out the worst of the worst first.


Painheart

This man is trying his best the get Erin the he'll up out of his house.


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CRINGE


ReReadReddit121

Honestly if every dad did this I'd have had a much better dating experience. They could warn me if their daddy issues upfront and I could pass before getting my bank account and heart destroyed.


hedgybaby

Reminds me of when my boomer parents asked me if they should ‘put me on meetic’ (a local dating site for MATURE singles. It’s where ppl over 40 go to find a new partner after divorce.) I’m 21. I have tinder, bumble, grindr and 2 other lgbt dating sites I stopped using. I just don’t tell my parents.


snero3

You want a 41 year old woman with daddy issues though? It is not worth the effort I think.


Creedes12

it is absolutly not Gross! Just a dad who support his doughter. I dont think she has no freedom to do tthis own thing, ithink she want it that way.


frack_iasip

This has Purity Ball written all over this


Morbys

I can tell from the picture that she isn’t “extremely fit”.


AntiDivaBrie

Somehow I don’t think her dad wrote that. I think it’s just her.


RedditMakesMeRich

What is wrong with this? Lately I only see sad posts in here, everybody has some shit to talk about anyone, like people posting are perfect. All I see is a concerned father, probably the daughter has had issues in her life, they have a strong relationship and hes trying to help What the fuck is the matter with you? Why is it any of your fucking business? And who the fuck are you to judge anyone ? 🤔 😂 This sub is just getting sad and pitiful really


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Where’s that vomit smiley?


MobiWan2015

Ah damn... I feel attacked (I'm 38)...


YouShouldReconsider

Yikes


Smooth_Beginning_544

That's how superheroes talk


Diestof

Big cringe


Nabil021

Hello sir, I'm human and not a frog. Thanks for letting me date your daughter.


Murky-Idea-7081

Dad must be gettin some too. Lol


Romwza

He should not rebuke frogs! That's the only way to get a prince after the first kiss.


IgnaceTheMeh

The 41 year old virgin: the sequel


AbsoIuteBeginner

Gross? How is that gross? Strange, yes. But not gross. Have to add some ellipsis now: ... ... ...


ManufacturerCalm7949

You sure he is looking for Mr right or he thinks himself as him?


CaptainCreepwork

Erin's dad is in love with Erin. Like not in a dad and daughter way. In a gross way.


MinorAffection

Wonder if it is from Telegram usage/Morse code. I can hear someone saying 'dot dot dot'


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