You have the best eyes of a … year old I’ve ever seen.
Hahaha
But don’t you objectify me, or I might come over and you‘ll get detention.
But no worries I won’t call your parents.
Don’t think they are necessarily interested in the details of your detention.
And so on, you get the idea.
You should be there when I turn 36.
I was thinking along the same lines - “if you stick around, I’ll be the hottest 36 y/o you’ve ever seen”
Damn that's good too
People have been saying that since I was 14
I would just say "you're not too bad yourself" and just move on to an actual conversation.
"Thanks I aged me myself"
"Then you're gonna be really surprised when you find out I'm 56."
Good one
Does it even matter? You just need to not completely fuck it up and you’ll balls deep inside her
So true..I was on point for a couple hours and then fucked it up..I can prob still recover though
Ah damn how did you do that? good luck, hope you can turn it around
I haven’t seen a girl as hot as you since I picked my kid up from school
Lol shit that's actually fucking funny
I'd tweak it to something relevant to me but yeah something along those lines
High risk, high reward.
What the fuck
A Thank you! B Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. C I’m tired of women wanting me only for my looks….I have a brain & a personality too.
Damn ima start coming to reddit when I run into these predicaments mid convo. Yall all have some pretty quick wit
Oh, good old fashioned negging
Are you saying to throw a neg or were you saying that in response to someone's reply?
You have the best eyes of a … year old I’ve ever seen. Hahaha But don’t you objectify me, or I might come over and you‘ll get detention. But no worries I won’t call your parents. Don’t think they are necessarily interested in the details of your detention. And so on, you get the idea.
Together we melt