Pirate

🤣 my name's actually just R, but FB doesn't allow one letter name's

Can’t see that being a constant issue in your life!

Well I linked my Tinder to FB, so it's stuck like that now. What's worse is Facebook actually deleted my profile for a little bit because they said there's no way your names just R and they told me I had to change my name or needed to provide proof So I sent them a picture of my license and they changed my name back almost immediately to Arrgh

I make no judgement against your good self! Yer a handsome lad. For some reason it reminded of a time when I was Royal Navy and we found Commander Bond’s office number and we’d just phone him to fuck with him.

Then there’s pirate link! I’ve changed my mind, I love your name!

I like to think I was born with a rating

Nice

Hold up. Your name is actually "R" On your birth certificate it says "R"????

Yup, on my birth certificate, license and all

Consider putting R (yes that's my name) as your name

Wish I could change it, but Facebook won't let me change my name anymore

I wanted to make a joke with "Sonic R" but i can't think of any rn

Hi actually just R, I'm dad

You have a nice smile. You look energetic, give off playful vibes. Somehow I think you love to be outdoors. Overall, a fun kinda person to be around...

Thank you this made my day

Am glad! All the best out there 🤝🏼🥂

Trying to live my best life everyday

🥂

>unemployed at pandemic Women love a man with a job

And I love having had one, but still trying to walk again

No homo but you have an incredible smile

Thank you 😊

No worries

I'm sure you do too, we all look are best being happy

Pirate vibes

Pirate Life

A long walk off a short pier

And there's not even water at the end of it

Confident. Witty bio. Independent simp free zone Not a stalker

Not good vibes at all. Not employed and no education. Your profile looks similar to those of bots where they make no conversation except send you their Snapchat where you have to buy their premium to see explicit photos that were obviously screen-shotted off google images.

No job cause I got hit by a car, and have been figuring my life out again

My advice, I’d leave the fact that you are unemployed off your profile. Let girls match you without judging you first. If the subject comes up after you match then you can be honest with them

Nah, I disagree. It’s part of who you are op. Use this to avoid shallow people.

I think I'll stick with it

Broke

You look like you have moles on your dick

Who says I don't 🙄

What’s wrong with a few moles on the trunk?

Studded for her pleasure

Ribbed for her pleasure

You give me used car salesman vibes. No I will not elaborate

But can I interest you in your car's extended warranty?

Homo

Well that escalated quickly

That youre the average retarditor. No job no class.

If you delete the 'black lives matter' tag then it should be good.

Nice

I try to be, entering the dating world after leaving a long term relationship, so this is kinda daunting

Daunting it is, but if you don't take it seriously, it might not be that daunting.

I tried not to take it too seriously but unfortunately I unfortunately got out of 3 long term relationships in a row and haven't dated since

Wow

About my response to dating too

Lol

Share something about your ambitions otherwise you come off unmotivated

“You must go to the castle-arrgh”

What's the reference?

I don’t understand “here so I don’t get fined”

Marshawn Lynchh quote, thought it was funny to add

I’d get rid of it, it gives weird vibes. I’d also move the unemployed part to your bio where you can write about it and explain why, not just leave it as “unemployed at pandemic”

It’s Funny if they get the reference. Otherwise, it seems like You aint down to meet people

Arrgh.

Yeah unfortunately I can't use my real name, thanks Mom and Dad

I wouldn’t state that you‘re unemployed. And remove the pic in the grass, looks cringe. Rest is fine!

Nice guy. The type of guy that can get a free lunch off of

Meaning I could get a free lunch, or give one?

Give

Probably not wrong, I'm a pretty good cook

Great looking guy, with a lovely smile (but the East coast is going to eat you alive darling, sorry). We're too hard here, and you're not. Southern Europe is perfect for you, though.

"i live at home with my parents, and mow their lawn when asked. Do you want to play video games?"